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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

It's about time we had a bit morr secretive type flirting. I want all of your very best smut!!

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy.

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them.

3) your (new) mate will then post your message ANONYMOUSLY on the thread for your desired person (e.g. To X, my mate says.....)

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself.

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy freaks!!

And don't forget your host

As you were sexy peeps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks gorge. I’m in x

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back IN

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Go on I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in x

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for first time

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I'm in.

Thank you for the lovely messages in the 1st thread.

Jo.Xx

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

In as well!

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I’d like to play please .... message sent xx

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Back in. And thank you for the messages

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Thanks gorge. I’m in x"

Any time....

And by the way, my sexy mate says "fuck me Nora is gorgeous".

I'm not sure if that's an instruction for me and a comment about you, or an exclamation, or a request to you....

I'll try and get more info.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Out

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

Thank you for my messages..

make yourselves know please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks gorge. I’m in x

Any time....

And by the way, my sexy mate says "fuck me Nora is gorgeous".

I'm not sure if that's an instruction for me and a comment about you, or an exclamation, or a request to you....

I'll try and get more info."

Please do and report back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds fun I'm in....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo I'm in

Goes to peruse the list

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon


"Thank you for my messages..

make yourselves know please "

I was thinking the same thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Mystique

My mate said they’d like to boing that weapon right out of those pants and catch it in their mouth.

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Count me in, though I’m usually a bit more direct with my flirtiness

Lex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aurora1912 brace yourself honey, my good friend says his dream is to:

To undress her slowly, lay her down on a bed, explore her whole body with my tongue and fingers, teasing her with my tongue, pulling her clit out flicking it, then her legs begin to shake as she pushes my head deeper with the orgasm

I very nearly kept this one for myself!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Thanks gorge. I’m in x

Any time....

And by the way, my sexy mate says "fuck me Nora is gorgeous".

I'm not sure if that's an instruction for me and a comment about you, or an exclamation, or a request to you....

I'll try and get more info.

Please do and report back "

I have more.

Apparently a request for both of us but I already know he thinks I'm gorgeous. Didn't actually... so this is news to you and me both.

I'm not allowed to spill the name though dammit.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks gorge. I’m in x

Any time....

And by the way, my sexy mate says "fuck me Nora is gorgeous".

I'm not sure if that's an instruction for me and a comment about you, or an exclamation, or a request to you....

I'll try and get more info.

Please do and report back

I have more.

Apparently a request for both of us but I already know he thinks I'm gorgeous. Didn't actually... so this is news to you and me both.

I'm not allowed to spill the name though dammit."

Ffs. Would you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I. Am. In.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Thanks gorge. I’m in x

Any time....

And by the way, my sexy mate says "fuck me Nora is gorgeous".

I'm not sure if that's an instruction for me and a comment about you, or an exclamation, or a request to you....

I'll try and get more info.

Please do and report back

I have more.

Apparently a request for both of us but I already know he thinks I'm gorgeous. Didn't actually... so this is news to you and me both.

I'm not allowed to spill the name though dammit.

Ffs. Would you? "

Probably would, yeah. No facial hair btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks gorge. I’m in x

Any time....

And by the way, my sexy mate says "fuck me Nora is gorgeous".

I'm not sure if that's an instruction for me and a comment about you, or an exclamation, or a request to you....

I'll try and get more info.

Please do and report back

I have more.

Apparently a request for both of us but I already know he thinks I'm gorgeous. Didn't actually... so this is news to you and me both.

I'm not allowed to spill the name though dammit.

Ffs. Would you?

Probably would, yeah. No facial hair btw "

Oh that’s a box ticked then!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Mr Mystique

My mate said they’d like to boing that weapon right out of those pants and catch it in their mouth. "

Thank you Nora

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you tell NSP that your mate would like to nibble on bacon rashers please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr Mystique

My mate said they’d like to boing that weapon right out of those pants and catch it in their mouth.

Thank you Nora "

That is something I’d say or have said but it wasn’t me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am definitely in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Aurora1912.... I don't want to get this wrong so this is a direct quote from my sexy mate....

"Can you tell Aurora that your mate is counting down the days until he can come down to Norfolk and have his way with you. We'll go at it everywhere, whether it's on the bathroom floor or in the bedroom! "

Do it woman!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Can I play?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

Can you tell NSP that your mate would like to nibble on bacon rashers please."

Tell Mystique he can nibble on whatever he likes

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m in

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Mr Mystique

My mate said they’d like to boing that weapon right out of those pants and catch it in their mouth.

Thank you Nora

That is something I’d say or have said but it wasn’t me! "

For passing on the message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr Mystique

My mate said they’d like to boing that weapon right out of those pants and catch it in their mouth.

Thank you Nora

That is something I’d say or have said but it wasn’t me!

For passing on the message "

Oh lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am back in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in hit me up with a message for your secret fancy

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"

Can you tell NSP that your mate would like to nibble on bacon rashers please.

Tell Mystique he can nibble on whatever he likes "

Err. Not guilty your honour

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Can I play? "

Absolutely can.... everyone is welcome as always!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

Can you tell NSP that your mate would like to nibble on bacon rashers please.

Tell Mystique he can nibble on whatever he likes

Err. Not guilty your honour "

Bullcrap..... I only sent that cock up to one person

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Thanks gorge. I’m in x

Any time....

And by the way, my sexy mate says "fuck me Nora is gorgeous".

I'm not sure if that's an instruction for me and a comment about you, or an exclamation, or a request to you....

I'll try and get more info.

Please do and report back

I have more.

Apparently a request for both of us but I already know he thinks I'm gorgeous. Didn't actually... so this is news to you and me both.

I'm not allowed to spill the name though dammit.

Ffs. Would you?

Probably would, yeah. No facial hair btw

Oh that’s a box ticked then! "

I know! The one thing we disagree on lol

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"

Can you tell NSP that your mate would like to nibble on bacon rashers please.

Tell Mystique he can nibble on whatever he likes

Err. Not guilty your honour

Bullcrap..... I only sent that cock pic to one person "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks gorge. I’m in x

Any time....

And by the way, my sexy mate says "fuck me Nora is gorgeous".

I'm not sure if that's an instruction for me and a comment about you, or an exclamation, or a request to you....

I'll try and get more info.

Please do and report back

I have more.

Apparently a request for both of us but I already know he thinks I'm gorgeous. Didn't actually... so this is news to you and me both.

I'm not allowed to spill the name though dammit.

Ffs. Would you?

Probably would, yeah. No facial hair btw

Oh that’s a box ticked then!

I know! The one thing we disagree on lol"

You could have one end I’ll have the other. That could work

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

Can you tell NSP that your mate would like to nibble on bacon rashers please.

Tell Mystique he can nibble on whatever he likes

Err. Not guilty your honour

Bullcrap..... I only sent that cock pic to one person

"

It's a good cock..... not mine but I'd be proud of it

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Thanks gorge. I’m in x

Any time....

And by the way, my sexy mate says "fuck me Nora is gorgeous".

I'm not sure if that's an instruction for me and a comment about you, or an exclamation, or a request to you....

I'll try and get more info.

Please do and report back

I have more.

Apparently a request for both of us but I already know he thinks I'm gorgeous. Didn't actually... so this is news to you and me both.

I'm not allowed to spill the name though dammit.

Ffs. Would you?

Probably would, yeah. No facial hair btw

Oh that’s a box ticked then!

I know! The one thing we disagree on lol

You could have one end I’ll have the other. That could work "

I'm in....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

F&B

I want you. That is all

Says my sexy mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Lexi my mate would like to bum you to within an inch of your life then finish off on your breasticles, please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"Lexi my mate would like to bum you to within an inch of your life then finish off on your breasticles, please.

"

As you said please go for it!

Who’s ya mate?

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I'll play for a bit

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Go on then, in for a bit!

Mrs kf x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lady luck, my friend wanted me to tell you...

"I'd love her to wrap her stocking clad legs around my face as I'm knelt in front of her"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for NSP:

My sexy mate would like to blind fold you and tie you to the bed, teasing every part of your skin with my fingers and gentle touchas I work round you perfect breast, teasing your nipples as your feel my mouth against your sking and my breath getting lower down your body.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for your fallen Angel

I am beguiled by you. I'm a man of few words.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Message for NSP:

My sexy mate would like to blind fold you and tie you to the bed, teasing every part of your skin with my fingers and gentle touchas I work round you perfect breast, teasing your nipples as your feel my mouth against your sking and my breath getting lower down your body. "

Goodness me!

Tell your mate he's gifted with the words.... and is he gifted with the actions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you tell DX2019 that his shirt and tie pics are hot, please?

From a couple who loves anal on Sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for naughtybutnice

Tell Naughtbutnice that your mate is out of her age range and so can't message her. But that he would do whatever she wanted if anything did happen between us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lady luck, my friend wanted me to tell you...

"I'd love her to wrap her stocking clad legs around my face as I'm knelt in front of her" "

Umm need keep to balance but sounds ohhh very mmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message for your fallen Angel

I am beguiled by you. I'm a man of few words."

Actions not words .

Make yourself known

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey teamonkey put the kettle on, I'm gasping! Thanks

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

F&B My mate said, apparently giant avocados are the new watermelons.

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Hey. I've got a message for _rder66:

Can you tell order 66 that I'd like to wield his lightsaber, please?

Might as well show her the force whilst you're there lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in again

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Another message for loladaisy...

Could you please ask Loladaisy if she would like to be the filling in a me and Sophie.720 sandwich?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your Fallen Angel, my friend says:

"After a sentual bath and a slow massage, I would like to glide my hands gently over your body, between your breast and slowly around your nipples being carefull not to touch them. Slowly, working my hands between your breasts and down to your stomach, gliding my fingers on you skin. Slowly massageing back up between your breast, circling and teasing your nipples letting you feel the sensation building, once I start to see your skin tingle, move my hand again further down your body then......."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"F&B My mate said, apparently giant avocados are the new watermelons.

"

I didn't even know you can buy giant one... My dick may get hurt by the thingy in the middle. (Forgot the name ffs)

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

YourFallenAngel my hunk of a mate says you really are an angel that has fallen from sky.

He’s got an extremely big knob as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your Fallen Angel, my friend says:

"After a sentual bath and a slow massage, I would like to glide my hands gently over your body, between your breast and slowly around your nipples being carefull not to touch them. Slowly, working my hands between your breasts and down to your stomach, gliding my fingers on you skin. Slowly massageing back up between your breast, circling and teasing your nipples letting you feel the sensation building, once I start to see your skin tingle, move my hand again further down your body then.......""

Who is this dude?! And why haven’t I had one like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Nora

My mate said he wants to eat your kebab

Anonymous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another message for loladaisy...

Could you please ask Loladaisy if she would like to be the filling in a me and Sophie.720 sandwich?"

I'd need to know who you are to answer that, stranger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Nora

My mate said he wants to eat your kebab

Anonymous"

Anytime F&B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Nora

My mate said he wants to eat your kebab

Anonymous"

This is what I get! All the other women get nice romantic ones!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Nora

My mate said he wants to eat your kebab

Anonymous

Anytime F&B "

for once that one isn't even from me !

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Estragon my gorgeous and sexy friend sent this

Message for Estragon: I'll wait for you. And wait. And wait...

If I was you my friend I wouldn't keep them waiting I'd be there like a shot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Nora

My mate said he wants to eat your kebab

Anonymous

Anytime F&B

for once that one isn't even from me ! "

Mr mystique then

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Can you tell DX2019 that his shirt and tie pics are hot, please?

From a couple who loves anal on Sunday "

Interesting..... Want to try modelling my tie and see how it looks on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Nora

My mate said he wants to eat your kebab

Anonymous

Anytime F&B

for once that one isn't even from me !

Mr mystique then "

Probably

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Sugar hit complete I’m back for your secrets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Nora

My mate said he wants to eat your kebab

Anonymous

This is what I get! All the other women get nice romantic ones! "

At least they didn't mention garlic sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for mumbles1: I'll be mumbling too, when my mouth is full of your...

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I've got a message for a total hottie from a lovely friend on here....

Can you tell Sophie to fuck off, we don't want her sort round here x

How could Sophie not be charmed by this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Nora

My mate said he wants to eat your kebab

Anonymous

This is what I get! All the other women get nice romantic ones!

At least they didn't mention garlic sauce "

Haha there’s time yet

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I'll play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Monkey my sexy sexy friend says that she would

"love to swing around with you!"

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Another message for loladaisy...

Could you please ask Loladaisy if she would like to be the filling in a me and Sophie.720 sandwich?

I'd need to know who you are to answer that, stranger "

So do I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message for mumbles1: I'll be mumbling too, when my mouth is full of your...

"

A mouthful then

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Dear Nora

My mate said he wants to eat your kebab

Anonymous

Anytime F&B

for once that one isn't even from me !

Mr mystique then

Probably "

Bugger off it wasn’t me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Nora

My mate said he wants to eat your kebab

Anonymous

Anytime F&B

for once that one isn't even from me !

Mr mystique then

Probably

Bugger off it wasn’t me "

Only one of you two would be so crude! I’d put my house on it!

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Message for happyandhorny72

My sexy mate says:

'You can keep your hat on, Mister.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr Monkey my sexy sexy friend says that she would

"love to swing around with you!""

Enter my box, alternatively I could enter yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you tell that Saffron woman I’d like to DP her with both her crutches please then take her for a Costa whist we critique our performance

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Dear Nora

My mate said he wants to eat your kebab

Anonymous

This is what I get! All the other women get nice romantic ones! "

Least you got some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Can you tell that Saffron woman I’d like to DP her with both her crutches please then take her for a Costa whist we critique our performance "

Sorry Saff!

lol

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Enter my box, alternatively I could enter yours "

Hi, nice to see you back

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Lucky lady a very hot friend would like to tell Midnight she can explore her fetishes on him ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Nora

My mate said he wants to eat your kebab

Anonymous

Anytime F&B

for once that one isn't even from me !

Mr mystique then

Probably

Bugger off it wasn’t me

Only one of you two would be so crude! I’d put my house on it!"

I swear on mystic's life it wasn't me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message for mumbles1: I'll be mumbling too, when my mouth is full of your...

"

Tell your friend I'd like to know more, PM me

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"

Can you tell that Saffron woman I’d like to DP her with both her crutches please then take her for a Costa whist we critique our performance

Sorry Saff!

lol "

honest to god....

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Dear Nora

My mate said he wants to eat your kebab

Anonymous

Anytime F&B

for once that one isn't even from me !

Mr mystique then

Probably

Bugger off it wasn’t me

Only one of you two would be so crude! I’d put my house on it!

I swear on mystic's life it wasn't me "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Can you tell that Saffron woman I’d like to DP her with both her crutches please then take her for a Costa whist we critique our performance

Sorry Saff!

lol

honest to god.... "

I did laugh though I’m sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you tell that Saffron woman I’d like to DP her with both her crutches please then take her for a Costa whist we critique our performance

From a guy with no life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you tell that Saffron woman I’d like to DP her with both her crutches please then take her for a Costa whist we critique our performance

From a guy with no life "

Fucking hell you should have told you asked someone else to do so !

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

In coming message for big spoon 465

Can you tell bigspoon465

Yes, spooning always leads to forking with me

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

A message for lady luck:

"she doesn't need to worry bout the balance, as she would be sat on the edge of the kitchen table, then laid on it as I grab her hips to pull her into me, before we end up with her bent over it"

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Message for Nora this time...

A certain gent on here would like to know, 'would you let me be a waiter at your all female party'

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Hello gorgeous, good to see you "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please tell Nora:

On the day that you were born the angels got together,

And decided to create a dream come true,

So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold and starlight in your eyes of blue.

Does this balance out the kebab?

From someone with a nice chest of drawers

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"Sugar hit complete I’m back for your secrets "

Fuck me here she is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message for Nora this time...

A certain gent on here would like to know, 'would you let me be a waiter at your all female party' "

I’d have to run it past the others and Sophie the boss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please tell Nora:

On the day that you were born the angels got together,

And decided to create a dream come true,

So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold and starlight in your eyes of blue.

Does this balance out the kebab?

From someone with a nice chest of drawers "

My eyes are green but thanks

Try again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These threads always give me a giggle keep it up!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Er....Tmontana.....

My sexy mate says sprint over there and lick their rim

Do it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A message for lady luck:

"she doesn't need to worry bout the balance, as she would be sat on the edge of the kitchen table, then laid on it as I grab her hips to pull her into me, before we end up with her bent over it""

Ohh Lordy glad to hear this best give me a hint can arrive correct kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you tell saffron she’s like leather seats on a hot day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message for Nora this time...

A certain gent on here would like to know, 'would you let me be a waiter at your all female party'

I’d have to run it past the others and Sophie the boss. "

Ok I know who this is now. I’m overruling everyone. The answer is yes.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Right I've been absent most of today so I'm back and I'm in

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

To the lovely Mr monkey

My mate fancies the arse off of you and would love to get her hands on you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please tell Nora:

On the day that you were born the angels got together

And decided to create a dream come true

So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold and starlight in your eyes of GREEN FFs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Er....Tmontana.....

My sexy mate says sprint over there and lick their rim

Do it! "

Oh I know who this is I sure will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message for Nora this time...

A certain gent on here would like to know, 'would you let me be a waiter at your all female party'

I’d have to run it past the others and Sophie the boss. "

Someone made Sophie boss!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Subject:

Secret servicey type thing / m

just this minute!

Can you tell Saffie I’m gagging for her special coffee and smelly poochie cuddles.

Thanks Lexi X

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"In coming message for big spoon 465

Can you tell bigspoon465

Yes, spooning always leads to forking with me "

Hmm interesting. Your mate should reveal herself so that we can test this theory out

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Can you tell saffron she’s like leather seats on a hot day "

sweaty... bloody charmer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you (that's me) tell _aughtyandhandsome (that's not me) that I (that's not me) would love to be Mrs Spoon to his Mr Spoon, please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you tell Tmontana that I'd (he'd) love him to ride my (his) cock with his hat on.

Hip hip hip hooray.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My shy mate says to tell Slappy

He can _lappy their ass anytime!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you tell Tmontana that I'd (he'd) love him to ride my (his) cock with his hat on.

Hip hip hip hooray. "

You wrote that one yourself didn't you estragon ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To the lovely Mr monkey

My mate fancies the arse off of you and would love to get her hands on you x"

She knows where I am

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Message for Nora this time...

A certain gent on here would like to know, 'would you let me be a waiter at your all female party'

I’d have to run it past the others and Sophie the boss.

Someone made Sophie boss!"

All the gorgeous ladies made me the boss AND the bouncer so be nice to me or else

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"To the lovely Mr monkey

My mate fancies the arse off of you and would love to get her hands on you x

She knows where I am "

Lexi he’s here

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"My shy mate says to tell Slappy

He can _lappy their ass anytime!

"

please make yourself known to me please xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Late as usual... in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you tell Tmontana that I'd (he'd) love him to ride my (his) cock with his hat on.

Hip hip hip hooray.

You wrote that one yourself didn't you estragon ? "

Good wasn't it?

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By *RSTCouple
over a year ago

S. Northants

We're late again. Nothing new... Count us in for a bit. X

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon


"Can you (that's me) tell _aughtyandhandsome (that's not me) that I (that's not me) would love to be Mrs Spoon to his Mr Spoon, please? "

Oooh maybe. Does she like spoons? Then again they can tell me themselves. Inbox is open

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

I'm out as meditation time and my words come from experience and my experience is gifted from the universe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you tell Tmontana that I'd (he'd) love him to ride my (his) cock with his hat on.

Hip hip hip hooray.

You wrote that one yourself didn't you estragon ?

Good wasn't it? "

As usual. It is always good when you hit the keyboard with your sensuous fingers that I'd like to lick from someone from this thread obvs

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"To the lovely Mr monkey

My mate fancies the arse off of you and would love to get her hands on you x

She knows where I am

Lexi he’s here "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message for Nora this time...

A certain gent on here would like to know, 'would you let me be a waiter at your all female party'

I’d have to run it past the others and Sophie the boss.

Someone made Sophie boss!"

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


" Subject:

Secret servicey type thing / m

just this minute!

Can you tell Saffie I’m gagging for her special coffee and smelly poochie cuddles.

Thanks Lexi X

"

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Bit late, but in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Subject:

Secret servicey type thing / m

just this minute!

Can you tell Saffie I’m gagging for her special coffee and smelly poochie cuddles.

Thanks Lexi X

I just copied and pasted Lexi sorry x

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can you tell F & B it really pisses me off that he ignores me

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Annie Position....

My sexy mate would very much enjoy trying all the positions with you.

Well. He said any. But I paraphrased

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you tell Tmontana that I'd (he'd) love him to ride my (his) cock with his hat on.

Hip hip hip hooray.

You wrote that one yourself didn't you estragon ?

Good wasn't it?

As usual. It is always good when you hit the keyboard with your sensuous fingers that I'd like to lick from someone from this thread obvs"

Is this before or after you cut their tongue from their mouth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

can you tell F & B it really pisses me off that he ignores me "

Don't take it personally... I even ignore the voices that come directly from my head...so there is nothing personal there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

can you tell F & B it really pisses me off that he ignores me

Don't take it personally... I even ignore the voices that come directly from my head...so there is nothing personal there "

I missed the emoji off the end of that one. Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just waiting for a mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My quiet but sexy lady friend in the corner says to tell F & B

She would like to shave his pubes off and glue them to her face so they can both have beards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My gorgeous and sexy mate says

Would you tell Order66 that your mate finds him intriguing and would love to find out more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"YourFallenAngel my hunk of a mate says you really are an angel that has fallen from sky.

He’s got an extremely big knob as well "

That’s from you isn’t it

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"

can you tell F & B it really pisses me off that he ignores me

Don't take it personally... I even ignore the voices that come directly from my head...so there is nothing personal there "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My quiet but sexy lady friend in the corner says to tell F & B

She would like to shave his pubes off and glue them to her face so they can both have beards.

"

From the pics she sent me, she would not need it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your Fallen Angel, my friend says:

"After a sentual bath and a slow massage, I would like to glide my hands gently over your body, between your breast and slowly around your nipples being carefull not to touch them. Slowly, working my hands between your breasts and down to your stomach, gliding my fingers on you skin. Slowly massageing back up between your breast, circling and teasing your nipples letting you feel the sensation building, once I start to see your skin tingle, move my hand again further down your body then......."

Who is this dude?! And why haven’t I had one like this "

I have no idea, but I like his style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message for naughtybutnice

Tell Naughtbutnice that your mate is out of her age range and so can't message her. But that he would do whatever she wanted if anything did happen between us. "

I've changed my age range so they can message, I look forward to hearing from them

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"YourFallenAngel my hunk of a mate says you really are an angel that has fallen from sky.

He’s got an extremely big knob as well

That’s from you isn’t it "

Jesus why does everyone think it’s me tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Annie Position....

My sexy mate would very much enjoy trying all the positions with you.

Well. He said any. But I paraphrased "

Tell your friend that I'll up my daily yoga in preparation

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Ooooh I have a gloriously kissable friend who has asked me to pass this on to the equally delectable couple DRST.

Can you tell DRST I’d love to get in that sandwich...... 

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

BluebellRacer..... you fox (could be either Mrs or Mr)

My sexy mate says there's a Lindt ball waiting for you.

And I don't think that's the only ball he wants you to have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"YourFallenAngel my hunk of a mate says you really are an angel that has fallen from sky.

He’s got an extremely big knob as well

That’s from you isn’t it

Jesus why does everyone think it’s me tonight? "

It was still you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Nora

My mate said he wants to eat your kebab

Anonymous

This is what I get! All the other women get nice romantic ones!

At least they didn't mention garlic sauce "

Could be worse, could have asked for tartar sauce lol

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"YourFallenAngel my hunk of a mate says you really are an angel that has fallen from sky.

He’s got an extremely big knob as well

That’s from you isn’t it

Jesus why does everyone think it’s me tonight?

It was still you "

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"My shy mate says to tell Slappy

He can _lappy their ass anytime!

"

Whom ever you are thank you very much I’m extremely flattered

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Anabelle my hunky mate says the following: ‘when she’s not feeling it, I’d love to feel it for her’

He’s a stud as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill be in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow..am wel jel:

For Nora the Explorer: To focus your attention on the sensastion of the touch, the feel of the raw sexual energy, with you hands bound and sight restrited by a silk tie. Feeling my kiss around your legs, your stomach and inner thigh, gliding my fingers slowly between your legs as my lips gently press against your clit before working my tongue, circling around whilst I slowly tease my fingers to massage into your swollen pussy, pressing my finger upwards whilst my tongue teases from the outside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow..am wel jel:

For Nora the Explorer: To focus your attention on the sensastion of the touch, the feel of the raw sexual energy, with you hands bound and sight restrited by a silk tie. Feeling my kiss around your legs, your stomach and inner thigh, gliding my fingers slowly between your legs as my lips gently press against your clit before working my tongue, circling around whilst I slowly tease my fingers to massage into your swollen pussy, pressing my finger upwards whilst my tongue teases from the outside.

"

Yay? I got one . Smooth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My quiet but sexy lady friend in the corner says to tell F & B

She would like to shave his pubes off and glue them to her face so they can both have beards.

From the pics she sent me, she would not need it "

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Anabelle my hunky mate says the following: ‘when she’s not feeling it, I’d love to feel it for her’

He’s a stud as well "

Awww

Tell him I'm still going to kick his arse at pool

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

For Slappy:

I want to slap you all over, and over again. Mostly _lappy thighs and sausages."

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