FabSwingers.com forum: 50 shades of funny!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was telling my mate that the wife made me tie her up and abuse her.

"Did she read 50 Shades Of Grey, then?" he asked.

"No," I said, "she forgot to get me a beer when I got home from work."

Just remember women; whilst Fifty Shades of Grey may bring you climax it won't cuddle with you after.

I mean, neither will I, just saying...

Just caught my wife with her hands in her knickers reading what I thought was fifty shades of grey.Turns out it was my fucking bank statement.

My sex life is just like that book, 50 Shades Of Grey.

Fiction.

I saw a woman reading 50 Shades of Grey on the train today.

"At least you don't have to lick your fingers to turn the pages" I said with a smile,

"You disgusting wanker!" she screamed and stormed off down the carriage.

Are all Kindle readers such miserable cunts?

Apparently most women read it pretty quickly. They just flicked all the way through it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh this made me chuckle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh this made me chuckle.

Blatantly nicked from the net - I confess!

But I found em funny - and glad you did too!!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Stolen

By me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stolen

By me

Feel free! Sharing's caring!! Lol

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By *wencatWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I was telling my mate that the wife made me tie her up and abuse her.

"Did she read 50 Shades Of Grey, then?" he asked.

"No," I said, "she forgot to get me a beer when I got home from work."

Just remember women; whilst Fifty Shades of Grey may bring you climax it won't cuddle with you after.

I mean, neither will I, just saying...

Just caught my wife with her hands in her knickers reading what I thought was fifty shades of grey.Turns out it was my fucking bank statement.

My sex life is just like that book, 50 Shades Of Grey.

Fiction.

I saw a woman reading 50 Shades of Grey on the train today.

"At least you don't have to lick your fingers to turn the pages" I said with a smile,

"You disgusting wanker!" she screamed and stormed off down the carriage.

Are all Kindle readers such miserable cunts?

Apparently most women read it pretty quickly. They just flicked all the way through it.

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don't care u stole em still funny thanx u made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks! If anyone else knows any - or steals any more from elsewhere - feel free to add!

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