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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

If you came with a warning label...

What would it say?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Warning: Her kindness is crushing.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Irritant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Contains nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot surface. Do not touch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would just say ‘Mr Mystique’ and that’s all you’d need to know

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Do not open, find an island and bury, say a spell and hope it never gets out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drip dry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fragile handle with care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best Before March 2020.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hot surface. Do not touch. "

Yeah but you know how people work .... they going to touch, because that's what they do!

Ah .... I see what you did there... very good x

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Bradford and Stockport

Open other end. Label affixed at both ends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you came with a warning label...

What would it say? "

May fall asleep after use

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Beware of bull

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Do not stare into the abyss.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Don’t let it touch water and definitely don’t feed it after midnight

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Heavy. Minimum 4 person lift.

Katie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/03/21 10:53:32]

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Romford

Bit of an idiot, and not to be taken at 'face' value. (As his mush, has probably sunk a thousand ships.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No warning. Just one of those Ooooops labels you get on the reduced stuff in asda

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Noxious

*gas and ob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/03/21 10:55:16]

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By *oneyBear100Couple
over a year ago

Gatwick area

Don't ask if you don't want an answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3rd attempt..


" Hot surface. Do not touch.

Yeah but you know how people work .... they going to touch, because that's what they do!

Ah .... I see what you did there... very good x "

Haha .. looks like you know me bit better then

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

No Bright Light, Don’t Get Me Wet, No Food After Midnight.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Fragile

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

Battery Included

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Risk of flooding!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May explode if you turn him on

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By *s Verity VeneryWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

Zero tolerance for drama

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Another Time

Opening instructions inside

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Buckle up baby

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Watch out there's a dick about.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

" Too Nice. Ignore "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My warning label would say

High sex drive shopaholic that’s a hopeless romantic that can be a bit overwhelming at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Risk of slipping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handle with care sarcasim stings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beware - adult content.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caution - may spontaneously spout rubbish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heavy Load - two man job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep Away from Children

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mentally challenged. Open with caution

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you came with a warning label...

What would it say? "

Best served with alcohol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caution - irritant

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

Warning may contain sarcasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you came with a warning label...

What would it say? "

Likely to go down on you.

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Caution: you may find contents addictive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn around....and walk away.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Hard.shoulder of the M1

Once you pop you can’t stop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning,contents may snap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Danger! Shooting range.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning, rusty and liable to overheating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning : Explosive ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You may become addicted

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Beware! Great manners enclosed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning.... Female. Drives like one, parks like one, acts like a twat often, slippery when wet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning... attracts cocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Volatile substance, might bite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Contains nuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The label would be there but it would just be blank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning loosely wired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warranty void if removed from packaging

Marbles supplied separately

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Do not tumble dry

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Not suitable for those of a nervous disposition.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Adults only

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Warning, objects inside may not be as they appear on the box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness "

Snap. Can we share this one?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Sample! Not for resale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Contents may catch fire....

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Small but feisty.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Caution: Heavy load.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Ensure well lubricated before use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Warning.... Female. Drives like one, parks like one, acts like a twat often, slippery when wet. "

Haha I like this one, so me

Her x

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Don’t be fooled by the size

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By *lipy123TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Wash and dry after use

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Warning this product may cause wetness at inappropriate times, please use caution and rub regularly

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Enter at your own risk !

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Very addictive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beware of sharp edges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Object are closer than they appear

Do not expose to low temperatures

Do not swallow

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Caution: squeaky joints, lubricate regularly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May cause irritation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Restraining maybe required ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caution... Slippery when wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning items with this package are smaller than illustrated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May contain elements of sarcasm and brattishness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Caution... Slippery when wet "

I’ll take the risk.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

[Removed by poster at 06/03/21 14:09:42]

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Product can be addictive. Take as directed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Filling may be hot.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Ride at your own risk

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Fragile : Handle with care.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness

Snap. Can we share this one? "

Sharing is caring luscious one

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By *evilishdom40Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

[Removed by poster at 06/03/21 14:41:09]

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By *evilishdom40Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

Relentless anal deviant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Choking hazard

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

You touch you buy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You touch you buy. "

Is that like. I licked it so it’s mine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caution: Speed Humps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Danger: Not to be operated by fuckwits.

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness

Snap. Can we share this one?

Sharing is caring luscious one "

Duly noted, thank you

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

I had some boxer shorts once with a highly flammable label, not good for a smoker

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Keep away from cake.

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t feed after midnight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning..hot surface do not touch

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Dangerous curves ahead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not feed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This way up

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Open at your peril......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beware she May bite

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Avoid contact with skin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out of service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Careful where u pull may explode

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

No speed limit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excessive exposure may have laxative effect.

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Keep clear of low bridges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Approach with extreme care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beware of rough edges

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Can cause addiction

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Drip dry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please feed every 2 hours, hangriness may occur if you don't

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Surfacing too quickly may cause dizziness

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Stereotypes are not what they seem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slippery when wet..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always follow instructions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spicy contents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slippery when wet

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Caution! Possible side effects:

Headache

Tiredness

Irritation

Jaw ache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handle with care,

Misuse may result in poking your eye out

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Slippery when wet "

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Always follow instructions "

If something says shake I stir and vice versa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Requires factor 50 when the sun is out

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

North East Lincolnshire

Too hot to handle!

May require more than one person to operate correctly

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Beware of....

Well, just be beware!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always follow instructions

If something says shake I stir and vice versa "

As long as there’s vice involved it’s all good

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Always follow instructions

If something says shake I stir and vice versa

As long as there’s vice involved it’s all good "

Hmmmm I'm better than I thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean business

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