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Old Jews Telling Jokes

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

If you haven't seen this it's on now on BBC4 - comedy gold!

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By *aldybiMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Oy! Has me in little kosher bits every time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its realy funny, i love the woman who laughes at her own jokes.....

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I love the groans at the really awful ones. Pity I can never remember a joke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An old man is driving along the road when a copper pulls him over and asks him "do you know that your wife fell out of the car about a mile back?"

"thank god" says the old man "i was worried i was going deaf!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I been shagging an older Jew does that count????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do women like a circumcised cock?

Because they can't resist anything with 10% off!

Oy Oy Oy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man is sent to macys by his wife. He goes to the lingere counter and says

"my wife wants me to get her a jewish bra, size 34a"

the assistant looks thoughtfull and replies "we havent been asked for a jewish bra for a long time, its usualy catholic or salvation army bras"

the man asks "whats the difference?"

"well" says the assistant "a catholic bra supports the masses, while a salvation army bra uplifts the fallen"

"and a jewish bra?" asks the man.

"ah, well, a jewish bra makes mountains out of molehills......"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So anyway .... A Jewish guy takes his wife out for an evening meal and over coffee he says 'I have a confession to make ... I have been having an affair with a woman at the office'. So the wife says 'but Moishe we been married for 40 years and I never knew...so what does this woman look like already?' Levi gets his wallet out and shows her a picture. Just as she is looking Levi spots his business partner walking in with a lady. 'look Rachel, That is Levi with his mistress'.

Rachel looks at the lady ...then at the photo ...and says 'I prefer ours...'

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