FabSwingers.com forum: It's a 'no' from me!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So, leading on from a post I just read, is there anything you wouldn't wear because you wouldn't feel comfortable in it or you think it doesn't suit your body?

I won't get any thigh high boots because I know the tops of my thighs would bubble out and it would look terrible! I have similar issues with hold ups.

What would you not wear and why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double breasted blazers. They look awful on me. I think I'm too tall / slim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's lots of things I won't wear because I don't like how I look in them and don’t feel good wearing them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive always had a thing where i hated wearing hats or sunglasses due to the size of my head...anything i try..it makes it look small..so i hate wearing them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shorts ! I think they look better on people with more hourglass figure

UGG boots. Just no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t like strapless tops because I have flabby armpits lol

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

A pleather dress, I would love one but would look like a busted Chesterfield sofa, so I avoid

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Thongs are horribly uncomfortable I won't wear them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baseball caps. Don't think they suit me and I'm not into sportswear as much unless I exercise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gym vests, I'm way too scrawny looking comparatively to pull it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty much anything tight, I like baggy clothing no matter what

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By *00KissesCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Peplum tops really don't suit me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

UGG boots. Just no. "

This is advice for life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shorts ! I think they look better on people with more hourglass figure

UGG boots. Just no. "

I'm the same with shorts but my knees aren't slim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dinner suit

They make shorter chubby guys look like penguins

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

I have several things I don’t like wearing so tend to stay away from that, I look awful in hot pants as my thighs blob out of them.

More of rock chick than pretty outfits... I feel if I’m comfortable in outfit I’ll be more likely to be happy with picture... Freya

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t like strapless tops because I have flabby armpits lol"

Can relate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Super skinny jeans - mainly because I can't get them over my thighs

I'm not really a polo shirt person either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many things

Especially as I get older.

I really don't like being

'over dressed ' I'm much more comfy in jeans and trainers.

Or pyjamas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So many things

Especially as I get older.

I really don't like being

'over dressed ' I'm much more comfy in jeans and trainers.

Or pyjamas

Or naked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plaid shirts as well. I feel like they mostly suit a big bear of a man with hairy arms a glorious beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

UGG boots. Just no.

This is advice for life. "

Amen to that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So many things

Especially as I get older.

I really don't like being

'over dressed ' I'm much more comfy in jeans and trainers.

Or pyjamas

Or naked?"

Naked is much more comfy than in some trappy outfit!

I'll allow just knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

UGG boots. Just no.

This is advice for life.

Amen to that! "

They should be called Urgh Boots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

UGG boots. Just no.

This is advice for life.

Amen to that! "

Hallelujah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

UGG boots. Just no.

This is advice for life.

Amen to that!

They should be called Urgh Boots

Sorry to fans but I'm adopting this term

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i hate wearing dinner suits or any formal suits..my man belly makes me look like penguin #fatbellymatters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So many things

Especially as I get older.

I really don't like being

'over dressed ' I'm much more comfy in jeans and trainers.

Or pyjamas

Or naked?

Naked is much more comfy than in some trappy outfit!

I'll allow just knickers

I wouldn't look good in knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

UGG boots. Just no.

This is advice for life.

Amen to that!

They should be called Urgh Boots

Laughing now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So many things

Especially as I get older.

I really don't like being

'over dressed ' I'm much more comfy in jeans and trainers.

Or pyjamas

Or naked?

Naked is much more comfy than in some trappy outfit!

I'll allow just knickers

I wouldn't look good in knickers

But have you tried them?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

A dress, just not me, have a short torso so the waist normally ends up on my hips, only ever found one dress that fitted where it should. On the very rare occasion I wear something feminine it’s a skirt and top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So many things

Especially as I get older.

I really don't like being

'over dressed ' I'm much more comfy in jeans and trainers.

Or pyjamas

Or naked?

Naked is much more comfy than in some trappy outfit!

I'll allow just knickers

I wouldn't look good in knickers

But have you tried them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cropped tops ! No thanks

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Hold ups. Thigh bulge!

Stockings & suspenders - so bloody uncomfortable!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A dress, just not me, have a short torso so the waist normally ends up on my hips, only ever found one dress that fitted where it should. On the very rare occasion I wear something feminine it’s a skirt and top "

I'm the opposite! I can't pull off skirts and a top, much prefer a dress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

UGG boots. Just no.

This is advice for life.

Amen to that!

They should be called Urgh Boots

Stealing this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cropped tops ! No thanks "

Oh I dread to think. I haven't had one since my teens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hold ups. Thigh bulge!

Stockings & suspenders - so bloody uncomfortable!"

I will wear them if someone does the straps for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hold ups. Thigh bulge!

Stockings & suspenders - so bloody uncomfortable!

I will wear them if someone does the straps for me please

Form an orderly queue now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hold ups. Thigh bulge!

Stockings & suspenders - so bloody uncomfortable!

I will wear them if someone does the straps for me please

Form an orderly queue now."

Ah. I thought you were going to say "dibs" ?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hold ups. Thigh bulge!

Stockings & suspenders - so bloody uncomfortable!

I will wear them if someone does the straps for me please

Yes, I suppose. I'll only wear them for the bedroom, but I'm that sweaty doing them up, that I no longer look desirable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can also add:

3/4 pants

Polo shirts

Slim cut anything

Anything with huge logos on it

Shoes with thin soles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mankini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can also add:

3/4 pants

Polo shirts

Slim cut anything

Anything with huge logos on it

Shoes with thin soles "

Also what I call elf shoes

Long, slim shoes that kick up at the end

Mens feet are not designed to fit into them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hold ups. Thigh bulge!

Stockings & suspenders - so bloody uncomfortable!

I will wear them if someone does the straps for me please

Yes, I suppose. I'll only wear them for the bedroom, but I'm that sweaty doing them up, that I no longer look desirable

Mine just keep popping off. I'm too fidgety. Then I get sweaty and nervous fixing them. Nah. Give me hold ups any day or crotchless tights !

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Stilettos as I cannot for the life of me walk in the damned things no matter how amazing they look.....gutted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexy undies

They only look good on someone with a good body

Otherwise it's just a fat guy in expensive undies

They don't have the same effect with a muffin top hanging over the waistband

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stilettos as I cannot for the life of me walk in the damned things no matter how amazing they look.....gutted

We need to get together.

I'll give you an intensive training session x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexy undies

They only look good on someone with a good body

Otherwise it's just a fat guy in expensive undies

They don't have the same effect with a muffin top hanging over the waistband"

Preach brother preach

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I won’t wear high heels. I have massive feet for a lass and I’d grow to about 6ft 8 in them so I avoid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stilettos as I cannot for the life of me walk in the damned things no matter how amazing they look.....gutted

We need to get together.

I'll give you an intensive training session x"

My thread is bringing people together

Btw, I struggle like hell too, which is why they are bed only shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A thong. Everything else is game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleeveless tops.

Shorts.

Thong.

Anything above my knees

Bright yellow.

Hats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won’t wear high heels. I have massive feet for a lass and I’d grow to about 6ft 8 in them so I avoid."

Keep talking - I'm nearly there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won’t wear high heels. I have massive feet for a lass and I’d grow to about 6ft 8 in them so I avoid."

All the same height lay down.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"Thongs are horribly uncomfortable I won't wear them. "

Agreed I don't not like the dental floss feeling on anything except my teeth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leather pants or leather shirt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Leather pants or leather shirt"

I just had a flashback to Ross in friends with his leather pants and the lotion/talc

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"I won’t wear high heels. I have massive feet for a lass and I’d grow to about 6ft 8 in them so I avoid.

Keep talking - I'm nearly there

you’re easily pleased!!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

At the moment: short skirts; tight dresses; stockings/holdups; 3+ inch heels; lingerie and anything that shows my stomach.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Stilettos as I cannot for the life of me walk in the damned things no matter how amazing they look.....gutted

We need to get together.

I'll give you an intensive training session x"

I'm game if you can keep your hands off my ass for the serious stuff

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Skinny jeans. I can't even get them on

Bodysuits as well. End up under my boobs or in my cervix

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Skinny jeans. I can't even get them on

Bodysuits as well. End up under my boobs or in my cervix

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I can’t wear those pvc type dresses either. They make me sweat and they stick to you (or that just may be me cos I’m a fat lass?) and I start getting panicky and even hotter because it’s stuck just at that point you can’t quite reach it to just pull it up and over the head and you’re waiting for a parcel delivery and any moment now that bell will ring and you’re stuck in a pvc kinky looking dress.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stilettos as I cannot for the life of me walk in the damned things no matter how amazing they look.....gutted

We need to get together.

I'll give you an intensive training session x

I'm game if you can keep your hands off my ass for the serious stuff

Might have to, just to steady you if you totter

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

White stilettos - absolutely never!

Anything that’s deemed as ‘on trend’

PVC

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can’t wear those pvc type dresses either. They make me sweat and they stick to you (or that just may be me cos I’m a fat lass?) and I start getting panicky and even hotter because it’s stuck just at that point you can’t quite reach it to just pull it up and over the head and you’re waiting for a parcel delivery and any moment now that bell will ring and you’re stuck in a pvc kinky looking dress."

Yeah that would happen to me

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I used to think loads of things like jump suits, bikinis etc but now I don't care.

The only think I steer clear of is ruffles. Ruffles are awful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A onesie because i don't want to look like a toddler.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stilettos as I cannot for the life of me walk in the damned things no matter how amazing they look.....gutted

We need to get together.

I'll give you an intensive training session x

I'm game if you can keep your hands off my ass for the serious stuff

Might have to, just to steady you if you totter"

This is like the peace initiatives that ended the cold war.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm nothing I can think off to be honest x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stilettos as I cannot for the life of me walk in the damned things no matter how amazing they look.....gutted

We need to get together.

I'll give you an intensive training session x

I'm game if you can keep your hands off my ass for the serious stuff

Might have to, just to steady you if you totter

This is like the peace initiatives that ended the cold war.

I have given up Sophie baiting for Lent x

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Fem - anything with writing or a motif on. Anything thing pink! Or a hoodie. Not a trainers girl either. Oohhh that's quite a lot.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Stilettos as I cannot for the life of me walk in the damned things no matter how amazing they look.....gutted

We need to get together.

I'll give you an intensive training session x

I'm game if you can keep your hands off my ass for the serious stuff

Might have to, just to steady you if you totter

This is like the peace initiatives that ended the cold war.

Our is more a warm hearted and effectionate bitchfight

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

I will NEVER wear a gimp outfit!

enough said

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