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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

So today I feel like being the narrator of a pantomime,who wants to join? If so what part would you play? Jack,ugly sister back end of horse etc.....

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Can I be someone nice today, maybe a fairy princess

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Can I be someone nice today, maybe a fairy princess

You can be whatever you want Sophie

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Can I be a cheeky buttons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to play the bear in goldilocks. No costume needed!!!

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

The big bad wolf

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By *ountbattenMan
over a year ago

Chester

Surprised no one has opted to be the tree seeing as odds are you're either bragging about your wood so to speak or wishing you were bigger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill be the sausage dog running round with sausages

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

I fancy being a villain for a change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like to be in the audience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the princess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be the princess

Princess fallen one

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"I fancy being a villain for a change "

Do you have an evil/villain laugh

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Can I be the princess

Off course you can

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"I’d like to be in the audience

Pantomime critic/reviewer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be the princess

Princess fallen one

A dark princess maybe

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Can I be a cheeky buttons

Not to cheeky thou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be the princess

Princess fallen one

A dark princess maybe

I’ll be your dark Prince

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be the princess

Princess fallen one

A dark princess maybe

I’ll be your dark Prince

Will you ride in on a black steed (played by who...?) and whisk me off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK.

I'll be the pantomime dame/ugly sister

I know my limits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be the princess

Princess fallen one

A dark princess maybe

I’ll be your dark Prince

Will you ride in on a black steed (played by who...?) and whisk me off

We need a steed..the need for steed

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"OK.

I'll be the pantomime dame/ugly sister

I know my limits"

Nothing like a dame

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'll be the rear end of the pantomime horse

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"I'll be the rear end of the pantomime horse"

And a fine rear end you will make

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Can I be the princess

Princess fallen one

A dark princess maybe

I’ll be your dark Prince

Will you ride in on a black steed (played by who...?) and whisk me off

We need a steed..the need for steed

May be able to get a Shetland pony at short notice

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I know how to hire a horse.

You stand it on four bricks

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"I know how to hire a horse.

You stand it on four bricks"
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Maybe you would be better writing the jokes for the pantomime

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I'll be the rear end of the pantomime horse"

Bit windy up the back end of a pantomime horse!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Maybe you would be better writing the jokes for the pantomime

I have actually written about ten pantomimes for an amateur dramatic group to perform in local schools. Oh yes I have !

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By *aughtyDuetCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Can I be the naughty, mischievous character please?

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

Maybe you would be better writing the jokes for the pantomime

I have actually written about ten pantomimes for an amateur dramatic group to perform in local schools. Oh yes I have !"

Wow that's impressive

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Can I be the naughty, mischievous character please?

Of course you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *aughtyDuetCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Can I be the naughty, mischievous character please?

Of course you can "

Can I blow Jack off his beanstalk?

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"I'll be the rear end of the pantomime horse

Bit windy up the back end of a pantomime horse!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still selling roses In the audience;-)

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Can I be the naughty, mischievous character please?

Of course you can

Can I blow Jack off his beanstalk?"

why not as long as he does not hurt himself as he falls

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"I'm still selling roses In the audience;-) "
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You did a great job in the circus doing that yesterday

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Can I blow Jack off his beanstalk?

Will he jack off as you blow ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still selling roses In the audience;-) .

You did a great job in the circus doing that yesterday

I know. Its a good way to see pantomime AND public;-)

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"I'm still selling roses In the audience;-) .

You did a great job in the circus doing that yesterday

I know. Its a good way to see pantomime AND public;-) "

Indeed

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

Can I blow Jack off his beanstalk?

Will he jack off as you blow ?"
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As line from one of your previous written pantomimes

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

I'll be the guy handing out ice creams during the intervals lol

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"I'll be the guy handing out ice creams during the intervals lol"

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'll be the stage manager. I want to boss y'all around

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

Have played in a number of pantomimes but I've been told "It's behind You" now

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"I'll be the stage manager. I want to boss y'all around

Morning posh I think you would enjoy that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll be the St Johns First Aid man. Someone has to rub Savlon in after all that thigh slapping.

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Have played in a number of pantomimes but I've been told "It's behind You" now

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"I’ll be the St Johns First Aid man. Someone has to rub Savlon in after all that thigh slapping. "

Are you first aid trained.....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'll be the stage manager. I want to boss y'all around

Morning posh I think you would enjoy that

I think maybe I would.

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"I'll be the stage manager. I want to boss y'all around

Morning posh I think you would enjoy that

I think maybe I would."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll be the St Johns First Aid man. Someone has to rub Savlon in after all that thigh slapping.

Are you first aid trained.....

Mostly in mouth to mouth and chest compressions

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"I’ll be the St Johns First Aid man. Someone has to rub Savlon in after all that thigh slapping.

Are you first aid trained.....

Mostly in mouth to mouth and chest compressions

The jobs yours

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By *aughtyDuetCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Can I blow Jack off his beanstalk?

Will he jack off as you blow ?"

No, he will be too busy holding his magic bean

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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago

London/ South West (Devon, Somerset).

Can I blow Jack off his beanstalk?

Will he jack off as you blow ?

No, he will be too busy holding his magic bean

Oh no he won’t !

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

Oh yes he will etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the grouch in the corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or the SFX controller

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"or the SFX controller

Funny noises at the ready

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

Any fairy godmothers about.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"or the SFX controller

Funny noises at the ready

thinking more about blowing things up

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"or the SFX controller

Funny noises at the ready

thinking more about blowing things up

Carry on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"or the SFX controller

Funny noises at the ready

thinking more about blowing things up

Carry on

it shows you dont know me that well

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

Think may need insurance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can be the Genie and anyone can rub my lamp

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"I can be the Genie and anyone can rub my lamp"

Slight twist they rub the gnome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can be the Genie and anyone can rub my lamp

Slight twist they rub the gnome

Yep that could work lol

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"I can be the Genie and anyone can rub my lamp

Slight twist they rub the gnome

Yep that could work lol"

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