FabSwingers.com forum: Funny parcel story

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I've been waiting for a parcel for a while, recieved the it's been delivered email this afternoon, was dropping my mate back to our home town, when I got home no parcel in sight, it has been stolen from my porch, I had to laugh at the expression that I was imagining on the thieves face as they opened it,only for them to discover that it was a full bondage set

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man
over a year ago

Manchester

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fucked I know it made my day, hope someone has good use off it gave me a chuckle n a few others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope the parcel also contained a large rubber fisting arm and a hood with the restricted breathing tube?

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"So I've been waiting for a parcel for a while, recieved the it's been delivered email this afternoon, was dropping my mate back to our home town, when I got home no parcel in sight, it has been stolen from my porch, I had to laugh at the expression that I was imagining on the thieves face as they opened it,only for them to discover that it was a full bondage set

Haha love to be a fly on the wall when they open that

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

southside

I was debating popping this up on the forums at all...but after seeing this thread it seems appropriate!

I ordered a rather large rubber vibrator from wish...it arrived early one morning...the fooking thing hadnt even been boxed! It was just covered in a thin bubble wrap layer...absolute mortification. The postman couldnt fit it through the letter box because the "balls" were so big... so he had to ring the bell...I'm never stepping outside again...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you never know, they might bring it back out of curiousity

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you never know, they might bring it back out of curiousity "

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By *isteaMan
over a year ago

Around

Now that is funny.. Why on earth will people steal parcels.. it's crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you never know, they might bring it back out of curiousity

Used

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

We ordered some lube for us from Amazon and a dog toy for one of the families pets as a present..

Arrived in same box and opened by mistake by our neighbours.

Was a very large dog toy in bright green and big bottle of anal lube..

Can just imagine their faces when they opened the box.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you never know, they might bring it back out of curiousity

Used

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Two careful owners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you never know, they might bring it back out of curiousity

Used

lightly soiled

Two careful owners

still warm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you never know, they might bring it back out of curiousity

Used

lightly soiled

Two careful owners

still warm"

Submissive attached still

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"I was debating popping this up on the forums at all...but after seeing this thread it seems appropriate!

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By *00KissesCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge

"I was debating popping this up on the forums at all...but after seeing this thread it seems appropriate!

Oh no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you never know, they might bring it back out of curiousity

Used

lightly soiled

Two careful owners

still warm

Submissive attached still "

wearing a gimp suit with a horsetail butt plug

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you never know, they might bring it back out of curiousity

Used

lightly soiled

Two careful owners

still warm

Submissive attached still

wearing a gimp suit with a horsetail butt plug"

With post man using the whip n paddle for a late delivery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One a of my parcels went missing and I got a call from the recipient who had received it mixed up with another delivery. I couldn’t hear clearly what she said but it sounded to me like it had been received by a company called Knight & McNaughton and she gave me a telephone number and directions. When I googled the phone number it was in fact Nice & Naughty the sex shop... quite an experience going to collect it I can tell you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you never know, they might bring it back out of curiousity

Used

lightly soiled

Two careful owners

still warm

Submissive attached still

wearing a gimp suit with a horsetail butt plug

With post man using the whip n paddle for a late delivery "

oh the vision this conjures up, will i be able to look at our delivery prrson in the same way.

Our Dpd driver around here is called Dave, in our house hes referred to either as Dildo party Dave or sometimes double penetration Dave. There is a reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was debating popping this up on the forums at all...but after seeing this thread it seems appropriate!

Buckled laughing here!

(sorry for your misfortune there!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you never know, they might bring it back out of curiousity

Used

lightly soiled

Two careful owners

still warm

Submissive attached still

wearing a gimp suit with a horsetail butt plug

With post man using the whip n paddle for a late delivery

oh the vision this conjures up, will i be able to look at our delivery prrson in the same way.

Our Dpd driver around here is called Dave, in our house hes referred to either as Dildo party Dave or sometimes double penetration Dave. There is a reason"

Share the reason why Dave is Dildo party Davev

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

I ordered butt plugs. Got the card through the door saying it was left with a neighbour. Don't think I've ever felt so anxious in my life as Margaret is in her 70's

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I ordered butt plugs. Got the card through the door saying it was left with a neighbour. Don't think I've ever felt so anxious in my life as Margaret is in her 70's

Did U get the butt plugs this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ordered butt plugs. Got the card through the door saying it was left with a neighbour. Don't think I've ever felt so anxious in my life as Margaret is in her 70's

Did you get them all back? Or minus one

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

southside

"I was debating popping this up on the forums at all...but after seeing this thread it seems appropriate!

Buckled laughing here!

(sorry for your misfortune there!) "

Lesson learned never buy sex toys from wish!! A blind man would have known it was an over sized rubber penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was debating popping this up on the forums at all...but after seeing this thread it seems appropriate!

Buckled laughing here!

(sorry for your misfortune there!)

Lesson learned never buy sex toys from wish!! A blind man would have known it was an over sized rubber penis

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Good lord

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was debating popping this up on the forums at all...but after seeing this thread it seems appropriate!

Buckled laughing here!

(sorry for your misfortune there!)

Lesson learned never buy sex toys from wish!! A blind man would have known it was an over sized rubber penis

Or get them delivered by royal mail, leave them for the kinky thieves

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

southside

"I was debating popping this up on the forums at all...but after seeing this thread it seems appropriate!

Buckled laughing here!

(sorry for your misfortune there!)

Lesson learned never buy sex toys from wish!! A blind man would have known it was an over sized rubber penis

Good lord

It was bad

real bad....I'm sure that same post man was giving me funny looks in aldi the other day too!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was debating popping this up on the forums at all...but after seeing this thread it seems appropriate!

Buckled laughing here!

(sorry for your misfortune there!)

Lesson learned never buy sex toys from wish!! A blind man would have known it was an over sized rubber penis

Good lord

It was bad

real bad....I'm sure that same post man was giving me funny looks in aldi the other day too!!!"
He probably saw you picking up the biggest cucumber in Aldi too.... Poor postman is traumatised

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

southside

"I was debating popping this up on the forums at all...but after seeing this thread it seems appropriate!

Buckled laughing here!

(sorry for your misfortune there!)

Lesson learned never buy sex toys from wish!! A blind man would have known it was an over sized rubber penis

Good lord

It was bad

real bad....I'm sure that same post man was giving me funny looks in aldi the other day too!!! He probably saw you picking up the biggest cucumber in Aldi too.... Poor postman is traumatised "

or else that'why he was looking at me funny...he may have been in the cucumber section and thinking this nymphomaniac is gonna try rob my cuck!!!

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I ordered butt plugs. Got the card through the door saying it was left with a neighbour. Don't think I've ever felt so anxious in my life as Margaret is in her 70's

Did U get the butt plugs this

The pack of 3 came intact with discrete packaging. Phew

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I ordered butt plugs. Got the card through the door saying it was left with a neighbour. Don't think I've ever felt so anxious in my life as Margaret is in her 70's

Did U get the butt plugs this

The pack of 3 came intact with discrete packaging. Phew

Not used n re wrapped then

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I ordered butt plugs. Got the card through the door saying it was left with a neighbour. Don't think I've ever felt so anxious in my life as Margaret is in her 70's

Did U get the butt plugs this

The pack of 3 came intact with discrete packaging. Phew

Not used n re wrapped then

Please stop giving me visions of Margaret

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

southside

"I ordered butt plugs. Got the card through the door saying it was left with a neighbour. Don't think I've ever felt so anxious in my life as Margaret is in her 70's

Did U get the butt plugs this

The pack of 3 came intact with discrete packaging. Phew

It could only happen to me so!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I ordered butt plugs. Got the card through the door saying it was left with a neighbour. Don't think I've ever felt so anxious in my life as Margaret is in her 70's

Did U get the butt plugs this

The pack of 3 came intact with discrete packaging. Phew

Not used n re wrapped then

Please stop giving me visions of Margaret

R "

Maybe Margaret us an old skool swinger

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I ordered butt plugs. Got the card through the door saying it was left with a neighbour. Don't think I've ever felt so anxious in my life as Margaret is in her 70's

Did U get the butt plugs this

The pack of 3 came intact with discrete packaging. Phew

Not used n re wrapped then

Please stop giving me visions of Margaret

Maybe Margaret us an old skool swinger "

Too far

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I ordered butt plugs. Got the card through the door saying it was left with a neighbour. Don't think I've ever felt so anxious in my life as Margaret is in her 70's

Did U get the butt plugs this

The pack of 3 came intact with discrete packaging. Phew

Not used n re wrapped then

Please stop giving me visions of Margaret

Maybe Margaret us an old skool swinger

Too far

My apologizes was only banter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you never know, they might bring it back out of curiousity

Used

lightly soiled

Two careful owners

still warm

Submissive attached still

wearing a gimp suit with a horsetail butt plug

With post man using the whip n paddle for a late delivery

oh the vision this conjures up, will i be able to look at our delivery prrson in the same way.

Our Dpd driver around here is called Dave, in our house hes referred to either as Dildo party Dave or sometimes double penetration Dave. There is a reason

Share the reason why Dave is Dildo party Davev"

Dave knocked on my door with my parcel and as he handed over the handheld to sign he casually said I've never been to a dildo party, do you know of any?

I just stared at him, had never spoken to him before or since. Random

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you never know, they might bring it back out of curiousity

Used

lightly soiled

Two careful owners

still warm

Submissive attached still

wearing a gimp suit with a horsetail butt plug

With post man using the whip n paddle for a late delivery

oh the vision this conjures up, will i be able to look at our delivery prrson in the same way.

Our Dpd driver around here is called Dave, in our house hes referred to either as Dildo party Dave or sometimes double penetration Dave. There is a reason

Share the reason why Dave is Dildo party Davev

Dave knocked on my door with my parcel and as he handed over the handheld to sign he casually said I've never been to a dildo party, do you know of any?

I just stared at him, had never spoken to him before or since. Random

Dave sounds kinky

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