FabSwingers.com forum: Favourite Biblical Sayings

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

An eye for an eye....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The land of milk and honey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus wept

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Nothing in this game for two in a bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in a pub in St. Helen's once and some bloke watching football shouted "christ on a bike" hilarious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The geek shall inherit the earth!

I may be misquoting, but I think it’s improved on the original

Or perhaps the classic “see you Judas, you’re getting oan ma tits”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was in a pub in St. Helen's once and some bloke watching football shouted "christ on a bike" hilarious. "

Related to this "and the roar of his triumph was heard throughout the land" Genesis I think.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

All characters depicted herein are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.....

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Blessed is the Greek, for he shall inhibit his girth.

Blessed are the cheesemakers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got 2 words for ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All characters depicted herein are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental....."

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Go forth and multiply!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh God!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My names Brian...and so is my wife's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To infinity and beyond!

Oh wait...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt covet thy neighbour's ass. Or something like that. I've never met my neighbour so I really couldn't comment on its covetability.

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

On the road to damascus?

Use your sat nav

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By *ubwife4uCouple
over a year ago

Kent

He’s not the Masiah and he’s been a very naughty boy!

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

Owe nothing to anyone, except to love one another.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was in a pub in St. Helen's once and some bloke watching football shouted "christ on a bike" hilarious.

Related to this "and the roar of his triumph was heard throughout the land" Genesis I think."

I'll take your word for it.

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

And Jesus said, unto Mary, in front of his disciples;

Get thine tits out, for the lads

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Serious replies please..

Let him without sin cast the first stone..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attemp to poison and destroy my brothers and you will know my name is the lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attemp to poison and destroy my brothers and you will know my name is the lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee

Wh-what?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Serious replies please..

Let him without sin cast the first stone.. "

Oh I think you may be in the wrong place for serious replies mi amigo

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

"Serious replies please..

Let him without sin cast the first stone.. "

With this in mind:

Sydney university you do NOT have my permission......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wh-what?!

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say what again. I dare you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rich man has as much chance of entering heaven as a camel has passing through the eye of a needle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say anything from Leviticus 18 but this forum would implode.

Youre better off sticking meatier subjects like Tits out Tuesday and pretend hot tubs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The whole of Song of Solomon, one of the great pieces of erotic literature. Amazing how few people have read it or know it forms part of the Bible.

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Yet she multiplied her harlotry

In calling to remembrance the days of her youth,

When she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt.

For she lusted for her paramours,

Whose flesh is like the flesh of donkeys,

And whose issue is like the issue of horses.

Thus you called to remembrance the lewdness of your youth,

When the Egyptians pressed your bosom

Because of your youthful breasts.

Ezekiel 23

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

He who laughs laughs, laughs laugh

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

From the "Song of songs"

How beautiful you are and how pleasing, my love, with your delights! Your stature is like that of the palm, and your breasts like clusters of fruit. I said, “I will climb the palm tree; I will take hold of its fruit.” May your breasts be like clusters of grapes on the vine, the fragrance of your breath like apples, and your mouth like the best wine. May the wine go straight to my beloved, flowing gently over lips and teeth. I belong to my beloved, and his desire is for me. Come, my beloved, let us go to the countryside, let us spend the night in the villages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love thy neighbour

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The Book Of Revelations: chapter 13, verse 18:

‘Here is wisdom; Let he who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast....’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus take the wheel...job3.45

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

The word ‘smite’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love thy neighbour

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Galatians 5:19

The acts of the flesh are obvious: sexual immorality, impurity and debauchery;

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Galatians 5:19

The acts of the flesh are obvious: sexual immorality, impurity and debauchery;"

You say that as if those are bad things

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

“You also took the fine jewelry I gave you, the jewelry made of my gold and silver, and you made for yourself male idols and engaged in prostitution with them.” (Ezekiel 16:17)

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

And Lo ...... He gazed upon Granny's Tits and he saw that they were good.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Anyone who beats their male or female sl-ave with a rod must be punished if the sla-ve dies as a direct result, but they are not to be punished if the s-lave recovers after a day or two, since the slav-e is their property.

Exodus 21 20-21

It's always good to know that the Bible says you can own people as property and beat the as long as you don't overdo it.

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Anyone who beats their male or female sl-ave with a rod must be punished if the sla-ve dies as a direct result, but they are not to be punished if the s-lave recovers after a day or two, since the slav-e is their property.

Exodus 21 20-21

It's always good to know that the Bible says you can own people as property and beat the as long as you don't overdo it. "

Just remember the bits that sound bad don't count. But all the useful bits absolutely do, 100%.

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By *ero666Man
over a year ago

fife

Blessed are the Cheesemakers

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Jesus wept"

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Exodus 21 20-21

It's always good to know that the Bible says you can own people as property and beat the as long as you don't overdo it. "

I had to google this...I thought it couldn't be right. But it is!

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother’s eye.

Matthew 7:5

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

"Blessed are the Cheesemakers"

I don't think he means just cheesemakers.....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"The Book Of Revelations: chapter 13, verse 18:

‘Here is wisdom; Let he who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast....’ "

And there's me thinking that was Iron Maiden

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Catholicism WOW

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

We three kings of Orient are, one in a taxi one in a car, one on a scooter pipping his hooter following yonder star

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

The lord helps those who help themselves

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Christ on a bike!

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone".

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By *ayMyName2018Man
over a year ago

Where the Wild Things Are

“Which fucker’s nicked my love eggs?” - Eve

Genesis 2:69

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Cause Jesus he knows me

And he knows I'm right

I've been talking to Jesus all my life

Oh, yes he knows me

And he knows I'm right

Well he's been telling me

Everything's gonna be alright

Genesis

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth: for thy love is better than wine.

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By *ackandsashaCouple
over a year ago

West Dublin

Judge not, lest ye be judged.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

And there will be a weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth!

One of my dad's favourites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's not the messiah he's just a very naughty boy

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Thou shalt not commit adultery!

Oh dear, that possibly means that this entire site has to stoke up the furnaces to old nick for all eternity!

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

"An eye for an eye...."

If anyone kills a person it would be as if they have killed all of mankind. If a someone saves the life of a person it would be like they have saved the whole of mankind. Quran 5:32

I'm not Muslim but I like that saying.

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

"He's not the messiah he's just a very naughty boy "

Haha I'm not dead yet.

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

Austin 3:16 says I just wiped your ass

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I hoped for serious answers but some like to spoil..

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Here’s a rather lovely one from John: 15:13

‘Greater love has no one than this: to lay down one's life for one's friends.’

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Here’s a rather lovely one from John: 15:13

‘Greater love has no one than this: to lay down one's life for one's friends.’ "

Love that and I will

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By *extravagantWoman
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

On the seventh day God had finished his work of creation, so he rested from all his work.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

The meek will inherit the earth

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By *mateur100Man
over a year ago

nr faversham

Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining...oh hang on

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I hoped for serious answers but some like to spoil..

Judge not lest ye be judged.... Tom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blessed are the Cheesemakers

I don't think he means just cheesemakers....."

its the meek , i hear they’ve had a hell of a time

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By *bsouthukMan
over a year ago

Lewes

Romanes eunt domus!

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