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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just curious do men know when a woman is faking an orgasam ?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Not if you've done your kegels. Get practising them now, they'll come in handy. Don't forget to pinch your cheeks for that post orgasmic glow as well, leave no stone unturned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not if you've done your kegels. Get practising them now, they'll come in handy. Don't forget to pinch your cheeks for that post orgasmic glow as well, leave no stone unturned."

How do you fake clunge juice though

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Not if you've done your kegels. Get practising them now, they'll come in handy. Don't forget to pinch your cheeks for that post orgasmic glow as well, leave no stone unturned.

How do you fake clunge juice though "

Pee a little and say you're squirting/gushing depending on the volume.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not if you've done your kegels. Get practising them now, they'll come in handy. Don't forget to pinch your cheeks for that post orgasmic glow as well, leave no stone unturned.

How do you fake clunge juice though "

Piss, or the power of suggestion, like, omg can you feel that gushing ( no such gush)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes yes sometimes no

Just depends on how overly dramatic the woman gets

Like the big porn star moins that can be heard down the street

And such

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Not if you've done your kegels. Get practising them now, they'll come in handy. Don't forget to pinch your cheeks for that post orgasmic glow as well, leave no stone unturned.

How do you fake clunge juice though

Pee a little and say you're squirting/gushing depending on the volume."

Seal it with a fart n roll over.

Hopefully when you peep out one of your "sleeping" eyes he's taken the hint and gone.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Not if you've done your kegels. Get practising them now, they'll come in handy. Don't forget to pinch your cheeks for that post orgasmic glow as well, leave no stone unturned.

How do you fake clunge juice though

Pee a little and say you're squirting/gushing depending on the volume.

Seal it with a fart n roll over.

Hopefully when you peep out one of your "sleeping" eyes he's taken the hint and gone."

^ She knows. Men are simple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not if you've done your kegels. Get practising them now, they'll come in handy. Don't forget to pinch your cheeks for that post orgasmic glow as well, leave no stone unturned.

How do you fake clunge juice though "

Wet yourself. Claim it isn’t piss.

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley


"Just curious do men know when a woman is faking an orgasam ?"

Yes always

Unless she has had a part in a soap and is an exceptionally good actress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the temperature of the right earlobe is a bit higher than then left one, she is faking it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose i could tell if it happened ... that’s if it happened..

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By *etro1940sCouple
over a year ago

Kingston upon Thames


"Not if you've done your kegels. Get practising them now, they'll come in handy. Don't forget to pinch your cheeks for that post orgasmic glow as well, leave no stone unturned.

How do you fake clunge juice though

Pee a little and say you're squirting/gushing depending on the volume.

Seal it with a fart n roll over.

Hopefully when you peep out one of your "sleeping" eyes he's taken the hint and gone.

^ She knows. Men are simple."
priceless candour ... but chaps sort of know too ... x Anne

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Yes, yes and yes it’s fake ...when she starts to swear so fuck yes fuck fuck fucking harder you fucking wimp ...that’s genuine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, yes and yes it’s fake ...when she starts to swear so fuck yes fuck fuck fucking harder you fucking wimp ...that’s genuine "

Yep. Of course it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It depends on how good a actress the women is ha!

Course they will be blokes who wont be bothered as long as they do, others like me take it as a compliment when they do

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just curious do men know when a woman is faking an orgasam ?"

Do they know? Do they care?

I'd like to think I'd know if it ever happened ( which probably proves the answer to your question is no!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if a bloke has ever successfully faked an orgasm...

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By *isteaMan
over a year ago

Around

Not all men can spot the difference. The best way to know it's not fake is the whip cream that come with it. If you piss, the smell will give it away.

I mean, why fake it tho?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest if a woman fakes it but I cum I’m happy,at least they went to the effort to fake .

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Not all men can spot the difference. The best way to know it's not fake is the whip cream that come with it. If you piss, the smell will give it away.

I mean, why fake it tho?"

So as not to hurt their fragile little egos, poor souls.

Or could it be that telling the truth has led to being told "there must be something wrong with ya, all the other women I've been with haven't had a problem"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not all men can spot the difference. The best way to know it's not fake is the whip cream that come with it. If you piss, the smell will give it away.

I mean, why fake it tho?

So as not to hurt their fragile little egos, poor souls.

Or could it be that telling the truth has led to being told "there must be something wrong with ya, all the other women I've been with haven't had a problem" "

Or when it’s getting boring and you want it ended sooner rather than later x

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Question is do women know when men are faking it?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Not all men can spot the difference. The best way to know it's not fake is the whip cream that come with it. If you piss, the smell will give it away.

I mean, why fake it tho?

So as not to hurt their fragile little egos, poor souls.

Or could it be that telling the truth has led to being told "there must be something wrong with ya, all the other women I've been with haven't had a problem"

Or when it’s getting boring and you want it ended sooner rather than later x"

Or they see it as something that HAS to happen before the session is over so they start getting really fucking rough and you think they're gonna pull yer chuff inside out.

Because you fancy a yoghurt.

Because something good is coming on the telly and you forgot to record the series link.

Because you're knackered and just wanna go sleepies

Because he's had a drink and ya know that if you don't pretend and play along it'll keep going on and on and you just want his stinking lying cheating scum bag body away from you, but ya can't say that coz it'll end in another beating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be honest if a woman fakes it but I cum I’m happy,at least they went to the effort to fake ."

There’s an honest man!

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By *isteaMan
over a year ago

Around

If any woman is getting bored, I'm sure you have tights to spice it up or end it. It's not a big deal

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By *isteaMan
over a year ago

Around

That's a good question but what if they search for the cum tho

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

I’ve never had anyone fake it, I’m not trying to make out I’m great or anything, honestly, nobody has ever bothered to fake it for me!

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