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"The contortionist My limbs move in weird ways " I'll be the Juggler, playing with your jugs | |||
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"I'll be the confectionery vendor... I might eat all the wares though " Just save me a jumbo hotdog and I will forgive you | |||
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"I'll be the confectionery vendor... I might eat all the wares though Just save me a jumbo hotdog and I will forgive you " Deal. Onions, ketchup, mustard?.. | |||
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"I'll be the confectionery vendor... I might eat all the wares though " Better find you another job | |||
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"I'll be the confectionery vendor... I might eat all the wares though Better find you another job " Following the elephant with a bucket ? | |||
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"I will be a performing seal, jumping through hoops to entertain a couple" Do you eat fish and honk a horn if so jobs yours | |||
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" Do you eat fish and honk a horn if so jobs yours " Is that a euphemism for do I give oral to both women and men ? | |||
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" Do you eat fish and honk a horn if so jobs yours Is that a euphemism for do I give oral to both women and men ?" | |||
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" Do you eat fish and honk a horn if so jobs yours Is that a euphemism for do I give oral to both women and men ?" You wanted to be a seal they eat fish and honk horns if you can do that the seal position is yours | |||
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"Magician- I’d make women disappear " Few others have in the past, not worked out well | |||
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"Ohhh I want to join in, I’ve got a lion tamer costume x" Hope you have a whip | |||
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"The clown My penchant for too much makeup and my inherent clumsiness qualify me for the job." | |||
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"I'll be one of the lions.....I'll play nice for a while and then at some point I'm going to turn on you and rip your throat out " We best do something with your nails | |||
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"I'll be the confectionery vendor... I might eat all the wares though Just save me a jumbo hotdog and I will forgive you Deal. Onions, ketchup, mustard?.." Perfect. See, a great fit for the job | |||
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"I'll be one of the lions.....I'll play nice for a while and then at some point I'm going to turn on you and rip your throat out " Charming as ever Sophie | |||
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"I'll be the confectionery vendor... I might eat all the wares though Just save me a jumbo hotdog and I will forgive you Deal. Onions, ketchup, mustard?.. Perfect. See, a great fit for the job " Ok you can keep it | |||
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"I'll be one of the lions.....I'll play nice for a while and then at some point I'm going to turn on you and rip your throat out We best do something with your nails " You better be quick if you like your head attached to you neck then.....I'm a lion who doesn't like men lol | |||
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"Magician- I’d make women disappear " *Poof* (Then she was gone) | |||
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"I'll be one of the lions.....I'll play nice for a while and then at some point I'm going to turn on you and rip your throat out Charming as ever Sophie " Aren't I just wonderful | |||
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"I'll be one of the lions.....I'll play nice for a while and then at some point I'm going to turn on you and rip your throat out We best do something with your nails You better be quick if you like your head attached to you neck then.....I'm a lion who doesn't like men lol " Gulp better advertise for a female to clip your nails.... | |||
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"I want to be The FabulousandBearded tamer " . Think there is a beared lady here somewhere you can tame her | |||
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"The contortionist My limbs move in weird ways " Any proof | |||
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"The contortionist My limbs move in weird ways Any proof " Nope but references from those who know me | |||
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"The contortionist My limbs move in weird ways Any proof Nope but references from those who know me " Will just go and check them | |||
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"I've got a 25 year old VOLVO with everything is falling off it; you can use it as your clown car if you want. " Deal | |||
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"I can do commedia dell arte, some characters, comedy and a pit of class the the circus." May I ask what the first thing is...? | |||
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"I feel like being the ringmaster of the circus any one want to join??? If so what would you be clown, acrobat etc or failing that what talent could you bring to it..... " I'd be an acrobat/gymnastic...swinging from ropes | |||
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"Lion tamer please. I look good with a whip in my hand (no animals will be physically hurt) " . I bet you do | |||
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"I feel like being the ringmaster of the circus any one want to join??? If so what would you be clown, acrobat etc or failing that what talent could you bring to it..... I'd be an acrobat/gymnastic...swinging from ropes " Feel free to swing from my big top | |||
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"I worked in a circus a long time ago. They treated the animals better than the humans who lived in rotting caravans!" That sounds bad | |||
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"Lion tamer please. I look good with a whip in my hand (no animals will be physically hurt) " Hmmm, I wonder why you wanted that job | |||
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"Lion tamer please. I look good with a whip in my hand (no animals will be physically hurt) Hmmm, I wonder why you wanted that job " Hmmm whip folk into shape? Just a thought. Want to join me? | |||
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"Lion tamer please. I look good with a whip in my hand (no animals will be physically hurt) Hmmm, I wonder why you wanted that job Hmmm whip folk into shape? Just a thought. Want to join me? " Folk? Not lions. Thought as much. No, I don't want to join. Thanks though | |||
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"Lion tamer please. I look good with a whip in my hand (no animals will be physically hurt) Hmmm, I wonder why you wanted that job Hmmm whip folk into shape? Just a thought. Want to join me? Folk? Not lions. Thought as much. No, I don't want to join. Thanks though " Noooo. I love animals. | |||
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"Lion tamer please. I look good with a whip in my hand (no animals will be physically hurt) Hmmm, I wonder why you wanted that job Hmmm whip folk into shape? Just a thought. Want to join me? Folk? Not lions. Thought as much. No, I don't want to join. Thanks though Noooo. I love animals." I think you’re amazing | |||
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"Lion tamer please. I look good with a whip in my hand (no animals will be physically hurt) Hmmm, I wonder why you wanted that job Hmmm whip folk into shape? Just a thought. Want to join me? Folk? Not lions. Thought as much. No, I don't want to join. Thanks though Noooo. I love animals. I think you’re amazing" Let’s play circus then | |||
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"Lion tamer please. I look good with a whip in my hand (no animals will be physically hurt) Hmmm, I wonder why you wanted that job Hmmm whip folk into shape? Just a thought. Want to join me? Folk? Not lions. Thought as much. No, I don't want to join. Thanks though Noooo. I love animals." I think Sophie is the lioness. She needs whipping into shape. (And I think she would enjoy it too) | |||
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"Lion tamer please. I look good with a whip in my hand (no animals will be physically hurt) Hmmm, I wonder why you wanted that job Hmmm whip folk into shape? Just a thought. Want to join me? Folk? Not lions. Thought as much. No, I don't want to join. Thanks though Noooo. I love animals. I think Sophie is the lioness. She needs whipping into shape. (And I think she would enjoy it too)" Shall we do a tag team Jenny? | |||
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"Lion tamer please. I look good with a whip in my hand (no animals will be physically hurt) Hmmm, I wonder why you wanted that job Hmmm whip folk into shape? Just a thought. Want to join me? Folk? Not lions. Thought as much. No, I don't want to join. Thanks though Noooo. I love animals. I think Sophie is the lioness. She needs whipping into shape. (And I think she would enjoy it too)" By me she would | |||
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"I can do commedia dell arte, some characters, comedy and a pit of class the the circus. May I ask what the first thing is...?" Grotesque half masks, over exagerated movement, stories but no scripts. Lots of comedies such as the physicality of Monty Pyhto, some Mother Do Have Em, draws there comedy and movement from Commedia. | |||
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"Lion tamer please. I look good with a whip in my hand (no animals will be physically hurt) Hmmm, I wonder why you wanted that job Hmmm whip folk into shape? Just a thought. Want to join me? Folk? Not lions. Thought as much. No, I don't want to join. Thanks though Noooo. I love animals. I think Sophie is the lioness. She needs whipping into shape. (And I think she would enjoy it too) Shall we do a tag team Jenny? " I am the clown... can't be trusted with a wip! | |||
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"I'll be one of the lions.....I'll play nice for a while and then at some point I'm going to turn on you and rip your throat out " Charming ! | |||
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"Thanks ivy was enjoying being the ringmaster as well " I didn't eat all the popcorn, want to share? I've only one hot dog left and Ivy's bagsied that! | |||
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"I’ll be one of the blokes wandering around with a torch finding seats for people " Can you shine the way Swing? Please ! | |||
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"Sorry folk the circus is closed for today my heart's not in it anymore Tuberose you can have a refund " It's alright. Curtains closed. I will just take a voucher for another time please. X | |||
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"Can I still be a lion tomorrow please Mr Ringmaster " Meoww | |||
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"Can I still be a lion tomorrow please Mr Ringmaster Meoww" Thats a cat Jennie, are you hoping to curl up in my lap and have me stroke your belly | |||
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"Can I still be a lion tomorrow please Mr Ringmaster Meoww Thats a cat Jennie, are you hoping to curl up in my lap and have me stroke your belly " You might need both hands | |||
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"Can I still be a lion tomorrow please Mr Ringmaster Meoww Thats a cat Jennie, are you hoping to curl up in my lap and have me stroke your belly You might need both hands" I'm not going to ask | |||
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"Can I still be a lion tomorrow please Mr Ringmaster " . Of course you can | |||
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"Can I still be a lion tomorrow please Mr Ringmaster Meoww Thats a cat Jennie, are you hoping to curl up in my lap and have me stroke your belly You might need both hands I'm not going to ask " I am | |||
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"Can I still be a lion tomorrow please Mr Ringmaster Meoww Thats a cat Jennie, are you hoping to curl up in my lap and have me stroke your belly You might need both hands I'm not going to ask I am " FFS. Belly. Two hands. Big belly. Opportunity for Slopie to insult Jennie. Get with the programme bitches | |||
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"And yet I sit here patiently and quietly tickling Jennies belly with both hands " You've changed | |||
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"And yet I sit here patiently and quietly tickling Jennies bumhole with both hands " | |||
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"And yet I sit here patiently and quietly tickling Jennies bumhole with both hands " Will take more than 2! | |||
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"I'll be one of the lions.....I'll play nice for a while and then at some point I'm going to turn on you and rip your throat out " I’d be a useless lion tamer if I allowed that to happen, I’ll have you purring | |||
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"Can the people who obviously have an issue with each other keep it away from the forum and stop spoiling threads. It is pointless doing it and then apologising as you are still spoiling threads. Take it private please, if you can't take it private, ignore each other Back to the OP" Agreed. Why are people attacked for making a contribution, its group bullying, we are adults. | |||
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"Circuses are the stuff of nightmares for me V x " This one was a nightmare earlier | |||
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"Leave that clowns bum hole alone Spoil sport " | |||
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"Circuses are the stuff of nightmares for me V x This one was a nightmare earlier " All good now though,I waved my magic wand. Next trick sawing a volunteer in half so I can finally have a threesome | |||
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"A man of many talents I could switch between a, Clown, Strongman, Juggler. " Multitasker good to have one of them | |||
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"Circuses are the stuff of nightmares for me V x This one was a nightmare earlier All good now though,I waved my magic wand. Next trick sawing a volunteer in half so I can finally have a threesome " Hey presto flash of smoke | |||
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"Can the people who obviously have an issue with each other keep it away from the forum and stop spoiling threads. It is pointless doing it and then apologising as you are still spoiling threads. Take it private please, if you can't take it private, ignore each other Back to the OP Agreed. Why are people attacked for making a contribution, its group bullying, we are adults. " Who did i attack? | |||
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"Can the people who obviously have an issue with each other keep it away from the forum and stop spoiling threads. It is pointless doing it and then apologising as you are still spoiling threads. Take it private please, if you can't take it private, ignore each other Back to the OP Agreed. Why are people attacked for making a contribution, its group bullying, we are adults. Who did i attack?" No one as you have clown shoes on and not able to | |||
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"Can the people who obviously have an issue with each other keep it away from the forum and stop spoiling threads. It is pointless doing it and then apologising as you are still spoiling threads. Take it private please, if you can't take it private, ignore each other Back to the OP Agreed. Why are people attacked for making a contribution, its group bullying, we are adults. Who did i attack? No one as you have clown shoes on and not able to " Good point | |||
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"Can the people who obviously have an issue with each other keep it away from the forum and stop spoiling threads. It is pointless doing it and then apologising as you are still spoiling threads. Take it private please, if you can't take it private, ignore each other Back to the OP Agreed. Why are people attacked for making a contribution, its group bullying, we are adults. Who did i attack? No one as you have clown shoes on and not able to Good point" Thank you | |||
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