FabSwingers.com forum: I’m hungry

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And I don’t need to be in work until 9..... rarer than seeing a unicorn riding a unicycle!!

So - do I go down the delivery option and get that muffin? Or do I go down the muesli route ?

I do have until June - I can just lose the 2lb, I’ll no doubt put on, eating this?

Another thought provoking post - we do need more of these

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

If you're sharing the muffin.. I say get the muffin lol

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Great profile pic floro

As its a meh day outside I advise the muffin to bring a smile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you're sharing the muffin.. I say get the muffin lol "

I don’t share

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great profile pic floro

As its a meh day outside I advise the muffin to bring a smile

Agree

And thank you

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Thank you for bringing this type of contemplative thread to the forum, we've not had any for ages.

I'd say a muffin and some sort of flavoured coffee - make the most of not having to be in until nine.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Do not go for the muffin.

End of.

Slippery slope

Go for the Muesli .......

The muffin is a chemical concoction of shite and doesn't contain any nutrition ...

Moooosli and nana.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thank you for bringing this type of contemplative thread to the forum, we've not had any for ages.

I'd say a muffin and some sort of flavoured coffee - make the most of not having to be in until nine.

I bring sunshine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do not go for the muffin.

End of.

Slippery slope

Go for the Muesli .......

The muffin is a chemical concoction of shite and doesn't contain any nutrition ...

Moooosli and nana.

Woman !!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Muffin ....

Processed flour

Sugar

Fat

If I put that on your plate for breakfast you'd tell me to fuck off.......

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Don't listen to Granny. Have the muffin.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Do not go for the muffin.

End of.

Slippery slope

Go for the Muesli .......

The muffin is a chemical concoction of shite and doesn't contain any nutrition ...

Moooosli and nana.

Woman !!!

Nope. No easy smiley muffin - I'm your conscience this morning ...

You've already eaten it haven't you ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Don't listen to Granny. Have the muffin."

Meli the devil on the left

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Muffin, definitely. Will set you up for the day...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Muffin ....

Processed flour

Sugar

Fat

If I put that on your plate for breakfast you'd tell me to fuck off......."

Truth

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Go rabbit food museli

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't listen to Granny. Have the muffin."

The processed fat comment ...

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By *entGent75Man
over a year ago

Dartford

Muffin all the way! ...now my stomach is rumbling.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do not go for the muffin.

End of.

Slippery slope

Go for the Muesli .......

The muffin is a chemical concoction of shite and doesn't contain any nutrition ...

Moooosli and nana.

Woman !!!

Nope. No easy smiley muffin - I'm your conscience this morning ...

You've already eaten it haven't you ?"

I’m still contemplating ... Promise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Muffin, definitely. Will set you up for the day...

This post was an important one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go rabbit food museli

I’m not a rabbit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Muffin all the way! ...now my stomach is rumbling. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you usually have muesli, have a treat this morning and go with delivery!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you usually have muesli, have a treat this morning and go with delivery! "

The consensus is there

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Floro .... You asked. The reason you asked is cos you don't really want the muffin ....

Stick the muffin in someone's petrol tank and watch their car seize up.

It does the same to the human body.

Feed your body...... don't fill it with shit.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Sigh ........

Flo... Flo .... Flo ........

SMH.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Floro .... You asked. The reason you asked is cos you don't really want the muffin ....

Stick the muffin in someone's petrol tank and watch their car seize up.

It does the same to the human body.

Feed your body...... don't fill it with shit. "

I’ll be honest

I asked to fill a hole in the lounge

I’ll eat crisps

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Don't listen to Granny. Have the muffin.

The processed fat comment ...

Just forget about it. Stick your fingers in your eyes and say lalala if she posts any more negativity about a delicious, harmless muffin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't listen to Granny. Have the muffin.

The processed fat comment ...

Just forget about it. Stick your fingers in your eyes and say lalala if she posts any more negativity about a delicious, harmless muffin."

You could lead me down a dangerous path

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

Listen to Granny crump!

One muffin will open the muffin flood gates and that 2lb you speak of will become 4 6 8.

Be strong and get that good musli going.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Don't listen to Granny. Have the muffin.

The processed fat comment ...

Just forget about it. Stick your fingers in your eyes and say lalala if she posts any more negativity about a delicious, harmless muffin."

Well ...... I tried the truth. Now I'll go down the populist route.....

Awwwwww Flo babe...... If you want a muffin you have a muffin..... you have that lovely muffin babe.... you have what you want lovely ... you deserve it cos you are amazing !

( did I do good ? )

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Listen to Granny crump!

One muffin will open the muffin flood gates and that 2lb you speak of will become 4 6 8.

Be strong and get that good musli going.

The fucking cavalry is ALWAYS late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just remember...a moment on the lips...

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

But when we arrive we get shit sorted post ric and tic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't listen to Granny. Have the muffin.

The processed fat comment ...

Just forget about it. Stick your fingers in your eyes and say lalala if she posts any more negativity about a delicious, harmless muffin.

Well ...... I tried the truth. Now I'll go down the populist route.....

Awwwwww Flo babe...... If you want a muffin you have a muffin..... you have that lovely muffin babe.... you have what you want lovely ... you deserve it cos you are amazing !

( did I do good ? ) "

It’s creepy

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Don't listen to Granny. Have the muffin.

The processed fat comment ...

Just forget about it. Stick your fingers in your eyes and say lalala if she posts any more negativity about a delicious, harmless muffin.

You could lead me down a dangerous path

The path of temptation is worth it though.

(Also, I can't read Granny's posts, fingers in the eyes is surprisingly effective)

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Don't listen to Granny. Have the muffin.

The processed fat comment ...

Just forget about it. Stick your fingers in your eyes and say lalala if she posts any more negativity about a delicious, harmless muffin.

Well ...... I tried the truth. Now I'll go down the populist route.....

Awwwwww Flo babe...... If you want a muffin you have a muffin..... you have that lovely muffin babe.... you have what you want lovely ... you deserve it cos you are amazing !

( did I do good ? )

It’s creepy

It's also lies

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"But when we arrive we get shit sorted post ric and tic

You are Captain Flash Heart to my Black Adder....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't listen to Granny. Have the muffin.

The processed fat comment ...

Just forget about it. Stick your fingers in your eyes and say lalala if she posts any more negativity about a delicious, harmless muffin.

Well ...... I tried the truth. Now I'll go down the populist route.....

Awwwwww Flo babe...... If you want a muffin you have a muffin..... you have that lovely muffin babe.... you have what you want lovely ... you deserve it cos you are amazing !

( did I do good ? )

It’s creepy

It's also lies

I’m

Hungry

Not

Stupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you’re amazing

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Have a kit kat Flo ...... same ingredients...

Fat, Sugar....

You could be on a lovely sugar high by half eight and really feeling low by 10 a.m. ........ then you could reach for a muffin for another sugar high... and then be on a downer by mid - day ..... yada yada yada ....

Cake is NOT a breakfast.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I think you’re amazing"

Not all men !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m with Granny. June will be here before we know it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think you’re amazing"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m with Granny. June will be here before we know it

I’m fat anyway

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Right .. I am off for my breakfast shortly ..... doing the word games first.

I'm having doughnuts.....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I’m with Granny. June will be here before we know it

I know right !! I've just finished Christmas and that was fooking two and a half months ago !!

2021 gone soon

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

"But when we arrive we get shit sorted post ric and tic

You are Captain Flash Heart to my Black Adder...."

You are Private Cowboy to my Private Joker.

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Did you eat both?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m with Granny. June will be here before we know it

I know right !! I've just finished Christmas and that was fooking two and a half months ago !!

2021 gone soon

What?! Where did 2020 go?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Just Googlin .......

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I’m with Granny. June will be here before we know it

I know right !! I've just finished Christmas and that was fooking two and a half months ago !!

2021 gone soon

What?! Where did 2020 go?"

That was last year .... you been sleepin ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you eat both? "

I’m still hungry

But now I’m wanting cock too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a muffin ? Any filling ?

I’m having a bacon sarnie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fry up.

You’re so welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m with Granny. June will be here before we know it

I know right !! I've just finished Christmas and that was fooking two and a half months ago !!

2021 gone soon

What?! Where did 2020 go?

That was last year .... you been sleepin ?"

Well I looked, and it was match 2020, then Covid, bam! It’s March 2021

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I’m with Granny. June will be here before we know it

I know right !! I've just finished Christmas and that was fooking two and a half months ago !!

2021 gone soon

What?! Where did 2020 go?

That was last year .... you been sleepin ?

Well I looked, and it was match 2020, then Covid, bam! It’s March 2021

Eggzakkerly

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

"Did you eat both?

I’m still hungry

But now I’m wanting cock too

Whoa....we’ve gone from muffin or musli toss up....that’s up faboids not off....to now wanting cock and Rachel throwing a fry up into the mix.

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

Rachael....sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you eat both?

I’m still hungry

But now I’m wanting cock too

Whoa....we’ve gone from muffin or musli toss up....that’s up faboids not off....to now wanting cock and Rachel throwing a fry up into the mix.

If you have time in the morning and are hungry, then surely chick and a fry up are the the way to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock. Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rachael....sorry."

Forgiven

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Rachael....sorry."

I'm not being Private Cowboy .... I looked him up.

I'm being the other one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You hijacker’s

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

"Rachael....sorry.

I'm not being Private Cowboy .... I looked him up.

I'm being the other one. "

Who private pile....surely not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You hijacker’s

It’s ok Floro, I suggested a fry up.

Great eye btw.

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

"Did you eat both?

I’m still hungry

But now I’m wanting cock too

Whoa....we’ve gone from muffin or musli toss up....that’s up faboids not off....to now wanting cock and Rachel throwing a fry up into the mix.

If you have time in the morning and are hungry, then surely chick and a fry up are the the way to go

Between me and you it absolutely is the only way to go but I’m trying to score good boy points with all the lovely’s on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you eat both?

I’m still hungry

But now I’m wanting cock too

Whoa....we’ve gone from muffin or musli toss up....that’s up faboids not off....to now wanting cock and Rachel throwing a fry up into the mix.

If you have time in the morning and are hungry, then surely chick and a fry up are the the way to go

Between me and you it absolutely is the only way to go but I’m trying to score good boy points with all the lovely’s on here

It’s ok. This is like a pm. No one seen it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You hijacker’s

It’s ok Floro, I suggested a fry up.

Great eye btw.

Cheers lovely

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

"Did you eat both?

I’m still hungry

But now I’m wanting cock too

Whoa....we’ve gone from muffin or musli toss up....that’s up faboids not off....to now wanting cock and Rachel throwing a fry up into the mix.

If you have time in the morning and are hungry, then surely chick and a fry up are the the way to go

Between me and you it absolutely is the only way to go but I’m trying to score good boy points with all the lovely’s on here

It’s ok. This is like a pm. No one seen it

Oh I don’t mind people seeing it, just don’t tell anyone...monogamy!!

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

Muesli with Chunks of muffin on top with skimmed milk. Mix really well. Imagine in stomach. Place in bin.

Then enjoy cock. Low calorie and HITs in one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you eat both?

I’m still hungry

But now I’m wanting cock too

Whoa....we’ve gone from muffin or musli toss up....that’s up faboids not off....to now wanting cock and Rachel throwing a fry up into the mix.

If you have time in the morning and are hungry, then surely chick and a fry up are the the way to go

Between me and you it absolutely is the only way to go but I’m trying to score good boy points with all the lovely’s on here

It’s ok. This is like a pm. No one seen it

Oh I don’t mind people seeing it, just don’t tell anyone...monogamy!!"

Don’t say that word. We’re all swingers

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"You hijacker’s

You are right Muffin Features...

Back to breakfasts....

These doughnuts are soooooo sticky...yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You hijacker’s

You are right Muffin Features...

Back to breakfasts....

These doughnuts are soooooo sticky...yum"

No crumpets today?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"You hijacker’s

You are right Muffin Features...

Back to breakfasts....

These doughnuts are soooooo sticky...yum

No crumpets today?

Cannibalism Rachael .... can't do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You hijacker’s

You are right Muffin Features...

Back to breakfasts....

These doughnuts are soooooo sticky...yum

No crumpets today?

Cannibalism Rachael .... can't do it "

dog nuts it is then! Jam? Custard? Or?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I'm hungry, and I also have muffins. And bacon, eggs and mushrooms....

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

"Did you eat both?

I’m still hungry

But now I’m wanting cock too

The best way to start the day!

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

"Did you eat both?

I’m still hungry

But now I’m wanting cock too

Whoa....we’ve gone from muffin or musli toss up....that’s up faboids not off....to now wanting cock and Rachel throwing a fry up into the mix.

If you have time in the morning and are hungry, then surely chick and a fry up are the the way to go

Between me and you it absolutely is the only way to go but I’m trying to score good boy points with all the lovely’s on here

It’s ok. This is like a pm. No one seen it

Oh I don’t mind people seeing it, just don’t tell anyone...monogamy!!

Don’t say that word. We’re all swingers

Ah so that’s where I’ve been going wrong

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Floro, what did you decide to do? There's a lot of text but not the vital answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you eat both?

I’m still hungry

But now I’m wanting cock too

Whoa....we’ve gone from muffin or musli toss up....that’s up faboids not off....to now wanting cock and Rachel throwing a fry up into the mix.

If you have time in the morning and are hungry, then surely chick and a fry up are the the way to go

Between me and you it absolutely is the only way to go but I’m trying to score good boy points with all the lovely’s on here

It’s ok. This is like a pm. No one seen it

Oh I don’t mind people seeing it, just don’t tell anyone...monogamy!!

Don’t say that word. We’re all swingers

Ah so that’s where I’ve been going wrong

I make the same mistake. Looking for a relationship with a man who understand swinging.

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