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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is there ant other way to masturbate without using toys, fingers, cucumber or electric tooth brush. Please share. I'm getting bored

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Washing machine on spin?

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Pillow

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

The ball of a tow-hitch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there ant other way to masturbate without using toys, fingers, cucumber or electric tooth brush. Please share. I'm getting bored "

Pound of raw liver and a boxing glove?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try putting a toy inside before starting housework tasks or a yoga routine and see how long you can go before giving in to temptation.....its how I encourage myself to get jobs done quickly

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/1121196

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me doing it for you!?

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

I personally like to stick my cock into cement. As it hardens you get more purchase with each thrust. The race to shoot your load before the cement totally solidifies is intense. Works equally well with super glue if you don't happen to have any cement to hand but I prefer the texture of cement and there is less burning.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Shower head. Squeaky clean at the end as a bonus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I personally like to stick my cock into cement. As it hardens you get more purchase with each thrust. The race to shoot your load before the cement totally solidifies is intense. Works equally well with super glue if you don't happen to have any cement to hand but I prefer the texture of cement and there is less burning."

I believe the OP may be missing an essential piece of anatomy for this suggestion

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact


"I personally like to stick my cock into cement. As it hardens you get more purchase with each thrust. The race to shoot your load before the cement totally solidifies is intense. Works equally well with super glue if you don't happen to have any cement to hand but I prefer the texture of cement and there is less burning.

I believe the OP may be missing an essential piece of anatomy for this suggestion "

Never fear... I have a solution for the opposite sex too. Right, we begin by placing a young bamboo shoot deep inside your orifice. After several days you will find that bamboo will sprout. However, will it sprout out from your orifice or will you be unfortunate and have the bamboo puncture your internal organs and wound you fatally? This is only suitable for maniacs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm using my hand, lube and baby oil right now, easy peasy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I personally like to stick my cock into cement. As it hardens you get more purchase with each thrust. The race to shoot your load before the cement totally solidifies is intense. Works equally well with super glue if you don't happen to have any cement to hand but I prefer the texture of cement and there is less burning.

I believe the OP may be missing an essential piece of anatomy for this suggestion

Never fear... I have a solution for the opposite sex too. Right, we begin by placing a young bamboo shoot deep inside your orifice. After several days you will find that bamboo will sprout. However, will it sprout out from your orifice or will you be unfortunate and have the bamboo puncture your internal organs and wound you fatally? This is only suitable for maniacs. "

Thankfully I am mostly sane so I can skip this one

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Get irregular 'hand rail' poles Installed around the home, to glide to ecstasy. Varied diameters, angles and materials will give you something for every moment at home

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Hamster?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried a hot chilli pepper?

It's very exciting.

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By *xhibitionistbenMan
over a year ago

Ware / Kings Cross

Shower head; or turn the tap on full in the bath and let it pound your clit... may take some flexibility!

Jiggle balls used to send my ex wild.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a hot tub and if I position myself properly one of the jets hits the spot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love using the shower head set on massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alka seltzer inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there ant other way to masturbate without using toys, fingers, cucumber or electric tooth brush. Please share. I'm getting bored "

If you were local I’d offer a fwb. Much more fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shower head; or turn the tap on full in the bath and let it pound your clit... may take some flexibility!

Jiggle balls used to send my ex wild."

I used to do that for years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loofah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car gear stick? Aubergine?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shower head; or turn the tap on full in the bath and let it pound your clit... may take some flexibility!

Jiggle balls used to send my ex wild."

What are jiggle balls or do you mean juggling balls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shower head; or turn the tap on full in the bath and let it pound your clit... may take some flexibility!

Jiggle balls used to send my ex wild.

What are jiggle balls or do you mean juggling balls?"

Jiggle balls

Jiggle balls

Jiggle all the way

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley


"Is there ant other way to masturbate without using toys, fingers, cucumber or electric tooth brush. Please share. I'm getting bored "
pillow humping

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

A rear bike wheel... a dozen cows tongues from the butchers... and a bit of ingenuity

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By *xhibitionistbenMan
over a year ago

Ware / Kings Cross


"Shower head; or turn the tap on full in the bath and let it pound your clit... may take some flexibility!

Jiggle balls used to send my ex wild.

What are jiggle balls or do you mean juggling balls?"

I mean if you can fit juggling balls then by all means... but jiggle balls are weighted balls that jiggle about when you move

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shower head; or turn the tap on full in the bath and let it pound your clit... may take some flexibility!

Jiggle balls used to send my ex wild.

What are jiggle balls or do you mean juggling balls?

I mean if you can fit juggling balls then by all means... but jiggle balls are weighted balls that jiggle about when you move"

Oh I'm gonna look these up. Thanks

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Cactus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mentoes and , with a plug in straight after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Space hopper.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mentoes and Coca Cola with a plug in straight after "

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Is there ant other way to masturbate without using toys, fingers, cucumber or electric tooth brush. Please share. I'm getting bored "

Apparently a hoover / vaccum cleaner can work well.... For females.. Weird I know.

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By *andy 1Couple
over a year ago

northeast

a shovel handle

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Space hopper....."

It’s the bright orange that does it, right?

Pogo stick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dry humping

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Pillow humping? No idea if it works but it looks hot

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take the seat off your bike?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, I'll say it... Towing bar?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cactus"

Ouch, ouch, ouch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love using the shower head set on massage "

I'm not sure mine has massage

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