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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was chatting with my friend Nell. She was talking about a man with a lovely soft beard. She said that he keeps his cutlery in his eyebrows. I said he probably keeps his nunchucks in his eyebrows too. She said that was stoopid. He keeps them in his moustache. And immediately I thought, do men with beards have a moustache. I don't think they do. I reckon the entire facial hair growth is beard, and that men with beards don't have a moustache. What do you think?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"I was chatting with my friend Nell. She was talking about a man with a lovely soft beard. She said that he keeps his cutlery in his eyebrows. I said he probably keeps his nunchucks in his eyebrows too. She said that was stoopid. He keeps them in his moustache. And immediately I thought, do men with beards have a moustache. I don't think they do. I reckon the entire facial hair growth is beard, and that men with beards don't have a moustache. What do you think?"

I keep my throwing stars behind my ears, they are obscured by my mutton chops.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good lord.

You amaze me.

I look forward to reading the replies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mustache is furry top lip where a beard is fury face which can be without the top lip fur.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Does he play upon a laddle by any chance

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

So 1 complete entity rather than 2 singles that mingle?

Curious.

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

Some Muslim guys only do the beard and no mo... it’s a scriptural thing I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a man. With a beard. And a moustache. Both trimmed but occasionally I do like to jest and grow the moustache so I can sit and twirl it like a movie villain.

However, the most weapon-like objects I've ever had in my facial hair are 14 toothpicks which my son thought it would be great to store in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clearly moustache AND beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am a man. With a beard. And a moustache. Both trimmed but occasionally I do like to jest and grow the moustache so I can sit and twirl it like a movie villain.

However, the most weapon-like objects I've ever had in my facial hair are 14 toothpicks which my son thought it would be great to store in there "

How many weeks until you found them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am a man. With a beard. And a moustache. Both trimmed but occasionally I do like to jest and grow the moustache so I can sit and twirl it like a movie villain.

However, the most weapon-like objects I've ever had in my facial hair are 14 toothpicks which my son thought it would be great to store in there "

Yes!!! I knew I was the rightest

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

One can have a beard and a moustache or a moustache and a beard. One can also have a moustache without a beard or a beard without a moustache. It is difficult to have a moustache without a moustache or a beard without a beard however.

What look do you prefer on a woman Jim?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was chatting with my friend Nell. She was talking about a man with a lovely soft beard. She said that he keeps his cutlery in his eyebrows. I said he probably keeps his nunchucks in his eyebrows too. She said that was stoopid. He keeps them in his moustache. And immediately I thought, do men with beards have a moustache. I don't think they do. I reckon the entire facial hair growth is beard, and that men with beards don't have a moustache. What do you think?

I keep my throwing stars behind my ears, they are obscured by my mutton chops."

Keep following your heart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am a man. With a beard. And a moustache. Both trimmed but occasionally I do like to jest and grow the moustache so I can sit and twirl it like a movie villain.

However, the most weapon-like objects I've ever had in my facial hair are 14 toothpicks which my son thought it would be great to store in there

How many weeks until you found them? "

Just kept them until I needed them. 7 weeks and a meal out until I'd used them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mustache is furry top lip where a beard is fury face which can be without the top lip fur. "

This

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mustache is furry top lip where a beard is fury face which can be without the top lip fur. "

I've never heard of a man with a beard refer to his moustache.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"I was chatting with my friend Nell. She was talking about a man with a lovely soft beard. She said that he keeps his cutlery in his eyebrows. I said he probably keeps his nunchucks in his eyebrows too. She said that was stoopid. He keeps them in his moustache. And immediately I thought, do men with beards have a moustache. I don't think they do. I reckon the entire facial hair growth is beard, and that men with beards don't have a moustache. What do you think?

I keep my throwing stars behind my ears, they are obscured by my mutton chops."

But you have missed out a third option.

Sideburns grown into a beard.

What came first,the chops or the beard?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I agree Jim. It's just one blob of beard.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does he play upon a laddle by any chance"

What he gets up to in his private life is his business.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I agree Jim. It's just one blob of beard."

Ugh! Traitor

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Jim, your brain farts never fail to amaze me

I don't have a moustache but I do have a few chin hairs and one on my neck. Do I have a beard? Or something else? I don't have top lip hair. I think my identity is getting more confused by the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I depends on whether the moustache is connected to the beard or freestanding

So is there a visual gap between the two / does the person trim between them so that they read separately.

I sometimes do the above, but cba right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What would Jesus do?

He had a beard. So the drawings from around that time tell us.

He will come again.

To answer this question.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I agree Jim. It's just one blob of beard.

Ugh! Traitor "

I'm sorry Nell, he types the truth. A moustache becomes part of the beard and is one beard. Not separate.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Mustache is furry top lip where a beard is fury face which can be without the top lip fur.

I've never heard of a man with a beard refer to his moustache."

Does he call it his lip beard? Top beard? Upper beard? Skinny beard? I need to know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So 1 complete entity rather than 2 singles that mingle?

Curious.

"

¹ entity. Which just happens to be the name of my new boy band I've put together with F&B, Mystique and Ace.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"So 1 complete entity rather than 2 singles that mingle?

Curious.

¹ entity. Which just happens to be the name of my new boy band I've put together with F&B, Mystique and Ace."

I like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I agree Jim. It's just one blob of beard.

Ugh! Traitor

I'm sorry Nell, he types the truth. A moustache becomes part of the beard and is one beard. Not separate. "

I'm on Nell's side and would like to ask this question;

If a man with a beard announced he had an itchy beard and then proceeded to scratch his top lip (moustache) would you not think he was weird for that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I agree Jim. It's just one blob of beard.

Ugh! Traitor

I'm sorry Nell, he types the truth. A moustache becomes part of the beard and is one beard. Not separate.

I'm on Nell's side and would like to ask this question;

If a man with a beard announced he had an itchy beard and then proceeded to scratch his top lip (moustache) would you not think he was weird for that?"

Yes! I'm on Team Moustache too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So is the goatee just one area of the beard, or does it only become that when the other areas are shaved, this question also does for the sideburns. Therefore I feel the beard is a complete unit.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"I was chatting with my friend Nell. She was talking about a man with a lovely soft beard. She said that he keeps his cutlery in his eyebrows. I said he probably keeps his nunchucks in his eyebrows too. She said that was stoopid. He keeps them in his moustache. And immediately I thought, do men with beards have a moustache. I don't think they do. I reckon the entire facial hair growth is beard, and that men with beards don't have a moustache. What do you think?"

I think I need to go and look up the word nunchucks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I agree Jim. It's just one blob of beard.

Ugh! Traitor

I'm sorry Nell, he types the truth. A moustache becomes part of the beard and is one beard. Not separate.

I'm on Nell's side and would like to ask this question;

If a man with a beard announced he had an itchy beard and then proceeded to scratch his top lip (moustache) would you not think he was weird for that?"

Yes, and I would do this face

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I agree Jim. It's just one blob of beard.

Ugh! Traitor

I'm sorry Nell, he types the truth. A moustache becomes part of the beard and is one beard. Not separate.

I'm on Nell's side and would like to ask this question;

If a man with a beard announced he had an itchy beard and then proceeded to scratch his top lip (moustache) would you not think he was weird for that?"

No because he would be scratching the beard, beard, beard above his top lip. Makes perfect sense to me.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I was chatting with my friend Nell. She was talking about a man with a lovely soft beard. She said that he keeps his cutlery in his eyebrows. I said he probably keeps his nunchucks in his eyebrows too. She said that was stoopid. He keeps them in his moustache. And immediately I thought, do men with beards have a moustache. I don't think they do. I reckon the entire facial hair growth is beard, and that men with beards don't have a moustache. What do you think?

I think I need to go and look up the word nunchucks. "

Teenage Mutant Ninja (Hero) Turtles are your friend

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay


"Does he play upon a laddle by any chance

What he gets up to in his private life is his business."

Not if his breeches are made of haggis bags it ain't, that's everyone's business

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I originally had mahoosive sideburns with just the chin and top lip shaved but decided many years ago to join it all up into a beard (singular item).

Went to have my Covid jab today so this morning I thought I’d better give it a tidy up as I was doing a pretty good Uncle Albert impersonation.

During the process I found 2 half eaten sausage rolls, a spare front door key, 3 first class stamps and an out of date lottery ticket.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some Muslim guys only do the beard and no mo... it’s a scriptural thing I think "

Maybe they've got FOMO, fear of mo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I originally had mahoosive sideburns with just the chin and top lip shaved but decided many years ago to join it all up into a beard (singular item).

Went to have my Covid jab today so this morning I thought I’d better give it a tidy up as I was doing a pretty good Uncle Albert impersonation.

During the process I found 2 half eaten sausage rolls, a spare front door key, 3 first class stamps and an out of date lottery ticket. "

But no small martial arts weapons?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am a man. With a beard. And a moustache. Both trimmed but occasionally I do like to jest and grow the moustache so I can sit and twirl it like a movie villain.

However, the most weapon-like objects I've ever had in my facial hair are 14 toothpicks which my son thought it would be great to store in there "

You've got a beard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am a man. With a beard. And a moustache. Both trimmed but occasionally I do like to jest and grow the moustache so I can sit and twirl it like a movie villain.

However, the most weapon-like objects I've ever had in my facial hair are 14 toothpicks which my son thought it would be great to store in there

You've got a beard!"

And a moustache

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Clearly moustache AND beard "

This is the internet, you can only choose one. Stick with your choice, and not change your mind.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One can have a beard and a moustache or a moustache and a beard. One can also have a moustache without a beard or a beard without a moustache. It is difficult to have a moustache without a moustache or a beard without a beard however.

What look do you prefer on a woman Jim? "

I like something to hold on to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was chatting with my friend Nell. She was talking about a man with a lovely soft beard. She said that he keeps his cutlery in his eyebrows. I said he probably keeps his nunchucks in his eyebrows too. She said that was stoopid. He keeps them in his moustache. And immediately I thought, do men with beards have a moustache. I don't think they do. I reckon the entire facial hair growth is beard, and that men with beards don't have a moustache. What do you think?

I keep my throwing stars behind my ears, they are obscured by my mutton chops.

But you have missed out a third option.

Sideburns grown into a beard.

What came first,the chops or the beard?"

Chops, obvs.

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By *ealthy_and_HungMan
over a year ago

Princes Risborough, Luasanne, Alderney

michael eavis springs to mind now

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"I originally had mahoosive sideburns with just the chin and top lip shaved but decided many years ago to join it all up into a beard (singular item).

Went to have my Covid jab today so this morning I thought I’d better give it a tidy up as I was doing a pretty good Uncle Albert impersonation.

During the process I found 2 half eaten sausage rolls, a spare front door key, 3 first class stamps and an out of date lottery ticket.

But no small martial arts weapons?"

No, I was hoping to find my ninja throwing stars, but alas they weren’t in there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I agree Jim. It's just one blob of beard."

Thank you. Coincidentally my favourite 80's indie band is Blob of Beard.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"michael eavis springs to mind now"

Whatever floats your boat is cool with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am a man. With a beard. And a moustache. Both trimmed but occasionally I do like to jest and grow the moustache so I can sit and twirl it like a movie villain.

However, the most weapon-like objects I've ever had in my facial hair are 14 toothpicks which my son thought it would be great to store in there

You've got a beard!"

Correct! I have a beard. A beard is a growth of hair on the chin and lower cheeks of a man's face. So, unless you're rearranging my face I'm pretty certain I have a moustache too..

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'm with you on this one Jim..sorry Nell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I originally had mahoosive sideburns with just the chin and top lip shaved but decided many years ago to join it all up into a beard (singular item).

Went to have my Covid jab today so this morning I thought I’d better give it a tidy up as I was doing a pretty good Uncle Albert impersonation.

During the process I found 2 half eaten sausage rolls, a spare front door key, 3 first class stamps and an out of date lottery ticket.

But no small martial arts weapons?

No, I was hoping to find my ninja throwing stars, but alas they weren’t in there. "

So careless

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I am a man. With a beard. And a moustache. Both trimmed but occasionally I do like to jest and grow the moustache so I can sit and twirl it like a movie villain.

However, the most weapon-like objects I've ever had in my facial hair are 14 toothpicks which my son thought it would be great to store in there

You've got a beard!

Correct! I have a beard. A beard is a growth of hair on the chin and lower cheeks of a man's face. So, unless you're rearranging my face I'm pretty certain I have a moustache too.."

Where does the tash end and the beard begin if its all in one?

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By *ealthy_and_HungMan
over a year ago

Princes Risborough, Luasanne, Alderney


"michael eavis springs to mind now

Whatever floats your boat is cool with me."

no, it's more of a earworm thing, only with disturbing pictures in my mind of well known people with comedy facial hair

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim, your brain farts never fail to amaze me

I don't have a moustache but I do have a few chin hairs and one on my neck. Do I have a beard? Or something else? I don't have top lip hair. I think my identity is getting more confused by the day "

You would have a beard, if you were a fourteen year old boy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I depends on whether the moustache is connected to the beard or freestanding

So is there a visual gap between the two / does the person trim between them so that they read separately.

I sometimes do the above, but cba right now "

Connected. In 1992 the Stereo MC's pondered what I thought tonight.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Jim, your brain farts never fail to amaze me

I don't have a moustache but I do have a few chin hairs and one on my neck. Do I have a beard? Or something else? I don't have top lip hair. I think my identity is getting more confused by the day

You would have a beard, if you were a fourteen year old boy."

So what, as a 35yo woman, do I have?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am a man. With a beard. And a moustache. Both trimmed but occasionally I do like to jest and grow the moustache so I can sit and twirl it like a movie villain.

However, the most weapon-like objects I've ever had in my facial hair are 14 toothpicks which my son thought it would be great to store in there

You've got a beard!

Correct! I have a beard. A beard is a growth of hair on the chin and lower cheeks of a man's face. So, unless you're rearranging my face I'm pretty certain I have a moustache too..

Where does the tash end and the beard begin if its all in one?"

A moustache is a strip of hair left to grow above the upper lip. Personally, my beard line goes to the corners of my mouth. So I'd say anything above your top lip, round to the corners of your mouth is a moustache.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I depends on whether the moustache is connected to the beard or freestanding

So is there a visual gap between the two / does the person trim between them so that they read separately.

I sometimes do the above, but cba right now

Connected. In 1992 the Stereo MC's pondered what I thought tonight."

What you thought tonight? These musings are 70% mine...

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I am a man. With a beard. And a moustache. Both trimmed but occasionally I do like to jest and grow the moustache so I can sit and twirl it like a movie villain.

However, the most weapon-like objects I've ever had in my facial hair are 14 toothpicks which my son thought it would be great to store in there

You've got a beard!

Correct! I have a beard. A beard is a growth of hair on the chin and lower cheeks of a man's face. So, unless you're rearranging my face I'm pretty certain I have a moustache too..

Where does the tash end and the beard begin if its all in one?

A moustache is a strip of hair left to grow above the upper lip. Personally, my beard line goes to the corners of my mouth. So I'd say anything above your top lip, round to the corners of your mouth is a moustache."

I've always thought of it as a beard if they meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am a man. With a beard. And a moustache. Both trimmed but occasionally I do like to jest and grow the moustache so I can sit and twirl it like a movie villain.

However, the most weapon-like objects I've ever had in my facial hair are 14 toothpicks which my son thought it would be great to store in there

You've got a beard!

Correct! I have a beard. A beard is a growth of hair on the chin and lower cheeks of a man's face. So, unless you're rearranging my face I'm pretty certain I have a moustache too..

Where does the tash end and the beard begin if its all in one?

A moustache is a strip of hair left to grow above the upper lip. Personally, my beard line goes to the corners of my mouth. So I'd say anything above your top lip, round to the corners of your mouth is a moustache.

I've always thought of it as a beard if they meet."

I understand your train of thought. My argument mainly comes from how weird it would be to announce I'm shaving my beard then only shave above my top lip. It just isn't right! Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So 1 complete entity rather than 2 singles that mingle?

Curious.

¹ entity. Which just happens to be the name of my new boy band I've put together with F&B, Mystique and Ace.

I like it."

I came up with the name on a Tuesday afternoon when we were all inside each other.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I agree Jim. It's just one blob of beard.

Ugh! Traitor

I'm sorry Nell, he types the truth. A moustache becomes part of the beard and is one beard. Not separate.

I'm on Nell's side and would like to ask this question;

If a man with a beard announced he had an itchy beard and then proceeded to scratch his top lip (moustache) would you not think he was weird for that?"

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So 1 complete entity rather than 2 singles that mingle?

Curious.

¹ entity. Which just happens to be the name of my new boy band I've put together with F&B, Mystique and Ace.

I like it.

I came up with the name on a Tuesday afternoon when we were all inside each other."

It only took a minute girl.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was chatting with my friend Nell. She was talking about a man with a lovely soft beard. She said that he keeps his cutlery in his eyebrows. I said he probably keeps his nunchucks in his eyebrows too. She said that was stoopid. He keeps them in his moustache. And immediately I thought, do men with beards have a moustache. I don't think they do. I reckon the entire facial hair growth is beard, and that men with beards don't have a moustache. What do you think?

I think I need to go and look up the word nunchucks.

Teenage Mutant Ninja (Hero) Turtles are your friend "

So is April.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does he play upon a laddle by any chance

What he gets up to in his private life is his business.

Not if his breeches are made of haggis bags it ain't, that's everyone's business"

I hadn't considered that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I originally had mahoosive sideburns with just the chin and top lip shaved but decided many years ago to join it all up into a beard (singular item).

Went to have my Covid jab today so this morning I thought I’d better give it a tidy up as I was doing a pretty good Uncle Albert impersonation.

During the process I found 2 half eaten sausage rolls, a spare front door key, 3 first class stamps and an out of date lottery ticket. "

You had a good day.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I was chatting with my friend Nell. She was talking about a man with a lovely soft beard. She said that he keeps his cutlery in his eyebrows. I said he probably keeps his nunchucks in his eyebrows too. She said that was stoopid. He keeps them in his moustache. And immediately I thought, do men with beards have a moustache. I don't think they do. I reckon the entire facial hair growth is beard, and that men with beards don't have a moustache. What do you think?

I think I need to go and look up the word nunchucks.

Teenage Mutant Ninja (Hero) Turtles are your friend

So is April."

Shredder too...

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I am a man. With a beard. And a moustache. Both trimmed but occasionally I do like to jest and grow the moustache so I can sit and twirl it like a movie villain.

However, the most weapon-like objects I've ever had in my facial hair are 14 toothpicks which my son thought it would be great to store in there

You've got a beard!

Correct! I have a beard. A beard is a growth of hair on the chin and lower cheeks of a man's face. So, unless you're rearranging my face I'm pretty certain I have a moustache too..

Where does the tash end and the beard begin if its all in one?

A moustache is a strip of hair left to grow above the upper lip. Personally, my beard line goes to the corners of my mouth. So I'd say anything above your top lip, round to the corners of your mouth is a moustache.

I've always thought of it as a beard if they meet.

I understand your train of thought. My argument mainly comes from how weird it would be to announce I'm shaving my beard then only shave above my top lip. It just isn't right! Haha"

Na

I'd definitely say you'd missed a bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am a man. With a beard. And a moustache. Both trimmed but occasionally I do like to jest and grow the moustache so I can sit and twirl it like a movie villain.

However, the most weapon-like objects I've ever had in my facial hair are 14 toothpicks which my son thought it would be great to store in there

You've got a beard!

And a moustache"

You're wrong, but I admire the way you follow your heart.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What would Jesus do?

He had a beard. So the drawings from around that time tell us.

He will come again.

To answer this question. "

I'm looking forward to the razorurrection. I just hope when Jesus pops back he finds the time for a coffee and a bun with Shag. Just for thread Shag will do about what he discussed with Jesus.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So 1 complete entity rather than 2 singles that mingle?

Curious.

¹ entity. Which just happens to be the name of my new boy band I've put together with F&B, Mystique and Ace.

I like it.

I came up with the name on a Tuesday afternoon when we were all inside each other.

It only took a minute girl. "

Standard F&B.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"I originally had mahoosive sideburns with just the chin and top lip shaved but decided many years ago to join it all up into a beard (singular item).

Went to have my Covid jab today so this morning I thought I’d better give it a tidy up as I was doing a pretty good Uncle Albert impersonation.

During the process I found 2 half eaten sausage rolls, a spare front door key, 3 first class stamps and an out of date lottery ticket.

You had a good day."

If I’d found a spare tyre for my landrover it would have been a good year.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm with you on this one Jim..sorry Nell "

Never apologise for following your heart.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim, your brain farts never fail to amaze me

I don't have a moustache but I do have a few chin hairs and one on my neck. Do I have a beard? Or something else? I don't have top lip hair. I think my identity is getting more confused by the day

You would have a beard, if you were a fourteen year old boy.

So what, as a 35yo woman, do I have?! "

Just a few hairs.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

You can have a moustache without a beard as you can a beard without a 'stache

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I depends on whether the moustache is connected to the beard or freestanding

So is there a visual gap between the two / does the person trim between them so that they read separately.

I sometimes do the above, but cba right now

Connected. In 1992 the Stereo MC's pondered what I thought tonight.

What you thought tonight? These musings are 70% mine..."

You're very argumentative tonight.

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park


"Some Muslim guys only do the beard and no mo... it’s a scriptural thing I think

Maybe they've got FOMO, fear of mo."

Moeen Ali the beard they feared.... he has definitely sported this look.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can have a moustache without a beard as you can a beard without a 'stache"

That doesn't answer my question!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

If they have a fanny beard A.K.A. Goatee, then there is no tache.

No sticky out bit at the sides is all just beard.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was chatting with my friend Nell. She was talking about a man with a lovely soft beard. She said that he keeps his cutlery in his eyebrows. I said he probably keeps his nunchucks in his eyebrows too. She said that was stoopid. He keeps them in his moustache. And immediately I thought, do men with beards have a moustache. I don't think they do. I reckon the entire facial hair growth is beard, and that men with beards don't have a moustache. What do you think?

I think I need to go and look up the word nunchucks.

Teenage Mutant Ninja (Hero) Turtles are your friend

So is April.

Shredder too..."

*Shakes head*

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know someone with a beard but no moustache. And no... It's no me!!! Cheeky bastards.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I know someone with a beard but no moustache. And no... It's no me!!! Cheeky bastards. "

I'm a bit like that, but on the sides of my face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I don’t trim the sides of my neck my beard goes all the way back to my hair, does that make it all hair and not beard?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

He's a hairy Honeymonster. ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's a hairy Honeymonster. ^"

Surely am!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"So 1 complete entity rather than 2 singles that mingle?

Curious.

¹ entity. Which just happens to be the name of my new boy band I've put together with F&B, Mystique and Ace."

Sod the weirdy beardy stuff Jim..... More importantly, you simply CAN'T have a BOY band when one of your members is about 103 and looks like The Wizzard on acid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s different for each man (or woman) as the beard may be continues on the said men ( or women) so that is just a beard.

But those beards that are trimmed to have definition for the men (or women) as to distinctly show the moustache on the man (or woman) will have both a beard and moustache.

*just my opinion

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I know someone who has a gorgeous beard plus delightful moustaches also.

Definitely two distinct parts to his facial fuzz and both wonderfully tickly

All the yums

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I think they are better regarded as individuals, in their own right. Conversely, a ponytail is a part, although not an essential part, of head hair, isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So 1 complete entity rather than 2 singles that mingle?

Curious.

¹ entity. Which just happens to be the name of my new boy band I've put together with F&B, Mystique and Ace.

Sod the weirdy beardy stuff Jim..... More importantly, you simply CAN'T have a BOY band when one of your members is about 103 and looks like The Wizzard on acid "

I like Mystique's look.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"So 1 complete entity rather than 2 singles that mingle?

Curious.

¹ entity. Which just happens to be the name of my new boy band I've put together with F&B, Mystique and Ace.

Sod the weirdy beardy stuff Jim..... More importantly, you simply CAN'T have a BOY band when one of your members is about 103 and looks like The Wizzard on acid

I like Mystique's look."

Think I will stick with being mystified on this one....

Right I am off to bed! Its Hanky sleepybobotime

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