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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi.

Yes I am a naughty boy

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Bucking the trend and rebelling!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Wonko

Good evening all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Wonko

Good evening all "

Evening

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bucking the trend and rebelling!"

I don't buck trends I set them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening.

Well I have been in bed since 6.45

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening.

Well I have been in bed since 6.45"

As long as your snuggled and happy

Welcome

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

You have to be quick like Jimmy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening.

Well I have been in bed since 6.45

As long as your snuggled and happy

Welcome "

Yes ta. It’s been a long day.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Evening Windows...Evening all..

Felt like Dixon of Dock Green then for a minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Early birds

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Such a rebel!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Such a rebel!!! "

No.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This is on no way a proper nocturnal thread before anyone asks

And no I don't have coffee or cake for anyone

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

Evening Wonko .... feels like the sun only set an hour ago

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Wonko .... feels like the sun only set an hour ago "

It did

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Early evening everyone. Getting ready to settle dwn and start wrapping (tape holder) prezzies.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

I thought it had been decided that any attempt to move the nocturnal thread earlier in the evening would automatically trigger article 6 of the late late nocturnal thread act, section 4 paragraph 2 which states:

‘Moving the late late nocturnal thread before 2130hrs or after 0530hrs will result in said thread having to remove the word nocturnal and replace it with crepuscular. Failure to do so will result in the poster having to buy Jim coffee in Shrewsbury every Monday and send Ash a gift hamper of Angel Delight every second Tuesday of the month’

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I thought it had been decided that any attempt to move the nocturnal thread earlier in the evening would automatically trigger article 6 of the late late nocturnal thread act, section 4 paragraph 2 which states:

‘Moving the late late nocturnal thread before 2130hrs or after 0530hrs will result in said thread having to remove the word nocturnal and replace it with crepuscular. Failure to do so will result in the poster having to buy Jim coffee in Shrewsbury every Monday and send Ash a gift hamper of Angel Delight every second Tuesday of the month’ "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought it had been decided that any attempt to move the nocturnal thread earlier in the evening would automatically trigger article 6 of the late late nocturnal thread act, section 4 paragraph 2 which states:

‘Moving the late late nocturnal thread before 2130hrs or after 0530hrs will result in said thread having to remove the word nocturnal and replace it with crepuscular. Failure to do so will result in the poster having to buy Jim coffee in Shrewsbury every Monday and send Ash a gift hamper of Angel Delight every second Tuesday of the month’ "

Nocturnal lawyer arrived

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening!! Well here's one I can stay awake for I'm too much of a sleepyhead for the late one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mind. Blown

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"

Nocturnal lawyer arrived"

Do you want to play Judge Rose? I have a wig and gavel at the ready

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Oh Jimmy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Nocturnal lawyer arrived

Do you want to play Judge Rose? I have a wig and gavel at the ready "

I am the harsh type. Not sure if I can subject Wonko to my wrath;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Nocturnal lawyer arrived

Do you want to play Judge Rose? I have a wig and gavel at the ready

I am the harsh type. Not sure if I can subject Wonko to my wrath;-)"

Evening all.

Can I be in the jury, I’ve always wanted to do jury service.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"

Nocturnal lawyer arrived

Do you want to play Judge Rose? I have a wig and gavel at the ready

I am the harsh type. Not sure if I can subject Wonko to my wrath;-)

Evening all.

Can I be in the jury, I’ve always wanted to do jury service."

Are you impartial? We can’t be getting accused of anything improper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Nocturnal lawyer arrived

Do you want to play Judge Rose? I have a wig and gavel at the ready

I am the harsh type. Not sure if I can subject Wonko to my wrath;-)

Evening all.

Can I be in the jury, I’ve always wanted to do jury service.

Are you impartial? We can’t be getting accused of anything improper. "

I think Wonko is his own harshest judge at times so he might play the role himself. But that wouldn't be impartial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Nocturnal lawyer arrived

Do you want to play Judge Rose? I have a wig and gavel at the ready

I am the harsh type. Not sure if I can subject Wonko to my wrath;-)

Evening all.

Can I be in the jury, I’ve always wanted to do jury service."

Brilliant. Takes the pressure of me!

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"

Nocturnal lawyer arrived

Do you want to play Judge Rose? I have a wig and gavel at the ready

I am the harsh type. Not sure if I can subject Wonko to my wrath;-)

Evening all.

Can I be in the jury, I’ve always wanted to do jury service.

Are you impartial? We can’t be getting accused of anything improper.

I think Wonko is his own harshest judge at times so he might play the role himself. But that wouldn't be impartial "

We wouldn’t want that, everything had to be above board. There’s Angel delight at stake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought it had been decided that any attempt to move the nocturnal thread earlier in the evening would automatically trigger article 6 of the late late nocturnal thread act, section 4 paragraph 2 which states:

‘Moving the late late nocturnal thread before 2130hrs or after 0530hrs will result in said thread having to remove the word nocturnal and replace it with crepuscular. Failure to do so will result in the poster having to buy Jim coffee in Shrewsbury every Monday and send Ash a gift hamper of Angel Delight every second Tuesday of the month’ "

No one sent me the rules so tuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Nocturnal lawyer arrived

Do you want to play Judge Rose? I have a wig and gavel at the ready

I am the harsh type. Not sure if I can subject Wonko to my wrath;-)"

I can Take it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Nocturnal lawyer arrived

Do you want to play Judge Rose? I have a wig and gavel at the ready

I am the harsh type. Not sure if I can subject Wonko to my wrath;-)

Evening all.

Can I be in the jury, I’ve always wanted to do jury service."

I'm innocent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Nocturnal lawyer arrived

Do you want to play Judge Rose? I have a wig and gavel at the ready

I am the harsh type. Not sure if I can subject Wonko to my wrath;-)

Evening all.

Can I be in the jury, I’ve always wanted to do jury service.

Are you impartial? We can’t be getting accused of anything improper. "

I promise not to google any threads that the accused has posted on or engage with any other parties who have had any involvement on said threads.

Oh fuck, that means I now need to leave fab

But in the name of impartiality and the sanctity of the law I can step up & make the sacrifice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Nocturnal lawyer arrived

Do you want to play Judge Rose? I have a wig and gavel at the ready

I am the harsh type. Not sure if I can subject Wonko to my wrath;-)

I can Take it "

Take It?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Nocturnal lawyer arrived

Do you want to play Judge Rose? I have a wig and gavel at the ready

I am the harsh type. Not sure if I can subject Wonko to my wrath;-)

Evening all.

Can I be in the jury, I’ve always wanted to do jury service.

Are you impartial? We can’t be getting accused of anything improper.

I promise not to google any threads that the accused has posted on or engage with any other parties who have had any involvement on said threads.

Oh fuck, that means I now need to leave fab

But in the name of impartiality and the sanctity of the law I can step up & make the sacrifice "

See... and that's why you make a perfect candidate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Nocturnal lawyer arrived

Do you want to play Judge Rose? I have a wig and gavel at the ready

I am the harsh type. Not sure if I can subject Wonko to my wrath;-)

Evening all.

Can I be in the jury, I’ve always wanted to do jury service.

Are you impartial? We can’t be getting accused of anything improper.

I think Wonko is his own harshest judge at times so he might play the role himself. But that wouldn't be impartial "

I can be impartial.

Case dismissed

*bangs gavel *

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

Can it be strawberry angel delight....

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

I think the case will have to be adjourned as Wonko had never been formally issued with the nocturnal handbook (v13.3)

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Can it be strawberry angel delight...."

Butterscotch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think the case will have to be adjourned as Wonko had never been formally issued with the nocturnal handbook (v13.3) "

Wooohoooooo

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I don't even log into Jim/Ash's threads until about midnight, so sod you Wonko

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

No cake.....shocking, I'm out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think the case will have to be adjourned as Wonko had never been formally issued with the nocturnal handbook (v13.3)

Wooohoooooo "

*walks away. The edge of the rule book clearly visible in the back pocket of his jeans*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No cake.....shocking, I'm out "

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't even log into Jim/Ash's threads until about midnight, so sod you Wonko "

*is sodded *

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Does that make you the ¹st poster, Wonko?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does that make you the ¹st poster, Wonko?! "

No it doesn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the case will have to be adjourned as Wonko had never been formally issued with the nocturnal handbook (v13.3)

Wooohoooooo

*walks away. The edge of the rule book clearly visible in the back pocket of his jeans*"

Are you the mafia, who did you pay off to get that result?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think the case will have to be adjourned as Wonko had never been formally issued with the nocturnal handbook (v13.3)

Wooohoooooo

*walks away. The edge of the rule book clearly visible in the back pocket of his jeans*

Are you the mafia, who did you pay off to get that result?"

I have connections

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Don't you love the UK legal system

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I don't even log into Jim/Ash's threads until about midnight, so sod you Wonko

*is sodded *"

Are you remorseful though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't even log into Jim/Ash's threads until about midnight, so sod you Wonko

*is sodded *

Are you remorseful though? "

Not in the slightest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the case will have to be adjourned as Wonko had never been formally issued with the nocturnal handbook (v13.3)

Wooohoooooo

*walks away. The edge of the rule book clearly visible in the back pocket of his jeans*

Are you the mafia, who did you pay off to get that result?

I have connections "

Slides envelope of unmarked bills into the handbag

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think the case will have to be adjourned as Wonko had never been formally issued with the nocturnal handbook (v13.3)

Wooohoooooo

*walks away. The edge of the rule book clearly visible in the back pocket of his jeans*

Are you the mafia, who did you pay off to get that result?

I have connections

Slides envelope of unmarked bills into the handbag "

*see's to it that she never faces punishment for her exploits*

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

[Removed by poster at 03/03/21 21:26:21]

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"[Removed by poster at 03/03/21 21:26:21]"

Twonk

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I don't even log into Jim/Ash's threads until about midnight, so sod you Wonko

*is sodded *

Are you remorseful though?

Not in the slightest "

In that case, I'll have to report you to the appropriate authorities young man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't even log into Jim/Ash's threads until about midnight, so sod you Wonko

*is sodded *

Are you remorseful though?

Not in the slightest

In that case, I'll have to report you to the appropriate authorities young man "

I am the authority

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"[Removed by poster at 03/03/21 21:26:21]

Twonk "

Ahhh shuttitt, or I'll set Jim on you

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"I think the case will have to be adjourned as Wonko had never been formally issued with the nocturnal handbook (v13.3)

Wooohoooooo

*walks away. The edge of the rule book clearly visible in the back pocket of his jeans*

Are you the mafia, who did you pay off to get that result?

I have connections

Slides envelope of unmarked bills into the handbag "

I couldn’t be bought off so easily, my children are looking forward to their university tuition being paid though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think the case will have to be adjourned as Wonko had never been formally issued with the nocturnal handbook (v13.3)

Wooohoooooo

*walks away. The edge of the rule book clearly visible in the back pocket of his jeans*

Are you the mafia, who did you pay off to get that result?

I have connections

Slides envelope of unmarked bills into the handbag

I couldn’t be bought off so easily, my children are looking forward to their university tuition being paid though "

Done

Full scholarships

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the case will have to be adjourned as Wonko had never been formally issued with the nocturnal handbook (v13.3)

Wooohoooooo

*walks away. The edge of the rule book clearly visible in the back pocket of his jeans*

Are you the mafia, who did you pay off to get that result?

I have connections

Slides envelope of unmarked bills into the handbag

I couldn’t be bought off so easily, my children are looking forward to their university tuition being paid though "

Shit, missed a trick there, back to class for effective untraceable bribery lessons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Wonko

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

What time is it btw?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"What time is it btw? "

Later

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

...

Oh, I'm all confused now. It doesn't take much though to be fair

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Wonko "

hi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What time is it btw? "

its chico time

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"[Removed by poster at 03/03/21 21:26:21]

Twonk

Ahhh shuttitt, or I'll set Jim on you "

Go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What time is it btw?

its chico time "

Are you going to do a Chico dance for us?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What time is it btw?

its chico time

Are you going to do a Chico dance for us?"

nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I applaud your bold and courageous move, Wonko. I would have missed the Super-Late-Middle-Of-The-Night-Howl-At-The-Moon Nocturnal Thread but now I've got somewhere to announce I'm going to sleep

Have a good evening everyone

G'night

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Hello Wonko you naughty, naughty boy.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"What time is it btw?

its chico time

Are you going to do a Chico dance for us?

nope"

Dunno about Chico, he's searching for his Cheeky Girls video

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Wonko you naughty, naughty boy. "

and there was i thinking i was the messiah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought it had been decided that any attempt to move the nocturnal thread earlier in the evening would automatically trigger article 6 of the late late nocturnal thread act, section 4 paragraph 2 which states:

‘Moving the late late nocturnal thread before 2130hrs or after 0530hrs will result in said thread having to remove the word nocturnal and replace it with crepuscular. Failure to do so will result in the poster having to buy Jim coffee in Shrewsbury every Monday and send Ash a gift hamper of Angel Delight every second Tuesday of the month’ "

Normal service is about to be resumed.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I applaud your bold and courageous move, Wonko. I would have missed the Super-Late-Middle-Of-The-Night-Howl-At-The-Moon Nocturnal Thread but now I've got somewhere to announce I'm going to sleep

Have a good evening everyone

G'night "

G'night to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I applaud your bold and courageous move, Wonko. I would have missed the Super-Late-Middle-Of-The-Night-Howl-At-The-Moon Nocturnal Thread but now I've got somewhere to announce I'm going to sleep

Have a good evening everyone

G'night

G'night to you "

Goodnight

Hello everyone else x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I applaud your bold and courageous move, Wonko. I would have missed the Super-Late-Middle-Of-The-Night-Howl-At-The-Moon Nocturnal Thread but now I've got somewhere to announce I'm going to sleep

Have a good evening everyone

G'night

G'night to you

Goodnight

Hello everyone else x"

your late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I applaud your bold and courageous move, Wonko. I would have missed the Super-Late-Middle-Of-The-Night-Howl-At-The-Moon Nocturnal Thread but now I've got somewhere to announce I'm going to sleep

Have a good evening everyone

G'night

G'night to you

Goodnight

Hello everyone else x

your late "

You're early

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I applaud your bold and courageous move, Wonko. I would have missed the Super-Late-Middle-Of-The-Night-Howl-At-The-Moon Nocturnal Thread but now I've got somewhere to announce I'm going to sleep

Have a good evening everyone

G'night

G'night to you

Goodnight

Hello everyone else x

your late

You're early"

i always am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have I missed anything?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have I missed anything?"

everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have I missed anything?

everything"

Do tell x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all "

Hello you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all

Hello you x"

Hi

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