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Would you pass a driving test now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was very smugly thinking. I probably would, as I drove very correctly towards a roundabout, and then someone didn’t indicate when I was waiting, so I roared “you fucking knob” at him, and decided sheepishly I probably wouldn’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy peasy lemon pussy juice squeezy

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

No chance in hell, my parellel parking is atrocious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yuppers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a few drinks so I doubt it.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Probably.... although the amount of opiates I'm on it might not be my best plan to try

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

No way. I’m a terrible driver and probably shouldn’t even get behind a wheel Freya x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With my new glasses, yes, yes I would pass.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've had a few drinks so I doubt it. "

Well it is your birthday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not long ago I had to do a mock test for work, for insurance purposes. I 'passed' but it was really interesting to hear the instructor talk about changes in road conditions and cars from when I took my real test 30 years ago. I think many people would benefit from refresher or advanced lessons.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not long ago I had to do a mock test for work, for insurance purposes. I 'passed' but it was really interesting to hear the instructor talk about changes in road conditions and cars from when I took my real test 30 years ago. I think many people would benefit from refresher or advanced lessons."

Wow, mine was 29 years ago, now I feel old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Easy peasy lemon pussy juice squeezy"

What if there was a slow driver in front of you

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Not in a million years would i pass today. I was never taught reverse parking so never do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes. "

Me too on the basis that I just passed my mini bus test last year or maybe that was the year before l, got my son in law through his test and hopefully my son later This year all going well, so I can't be too bad

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By *arren the doggerMan
over a year ago

willenhall

Short skirt and cleavage .....my ex was useless but she passed with tits n thighs on show !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d pass on manoeuvres but not general driving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had a few drinks so I doubt it.

Well it is your birthday!"

Oooo really. Happy birthday.

Sending a virtual birthday bj with happy ending.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not long ago I had to do a mock test for work, for insurance purposes. I 'passed' but it was really interesting to hear the instructor talk about changes in road conditions and cars from when I took my real test 30 years ago. I think many people would benefit from refresher or advanced lessons.

Wow, mine was 29 years ago, now I feel old "

Pah. 34 years for me. Thanks for getting me to work that out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not long ago I had to do a mock test for work, for insurance purposes. I 'passed' but it was really interesting to hear the instructor talk about changes in road conditions and cars from when I took my real test 30 years ago. I think many people would benefit from refresher or advanced lessons.

Wow, mine was 29 years ago, now I feel old

Pah. 34 years for me. Thanks for getting me to work that out "

Ah apologies But unlike me, you two look as if you could have passed last week !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not long ago I had to do a mock test for work, for insurance purposes. I 'passed' but it was really interesting to hear the instructor talk about changes in road conditions and cars from when I took my real test 30 years ago. I think many people would benefit from refresher or advanced lessons.

Wow, mine was 29 years ago, now I feel old

Pah. 34 years for me. Thanks for getting me to work that out

Ah apologies But unlike me, you two look as if you could have passed last week ! "

You charmer, you’re only as young as the person you feel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was very smugly thinking. I probably would, as I drove very correctly towards a roundabout, and then someone didn’t indicate when I was waiting, so I roared “you fucking knob” at him, and decided sheepishly I probably wouldn’t "

Probably not . Too many bad habits .

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By *annia440Man
over a year ago

greater London

Spending most of my work day on the road, i dont think %80 of the drivers would pass to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm shocked I passed the first time.

I am a terrible driver.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm not the best but I would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not long ago I had to do a mock test for work, for insurance purposes. I 'passed' but it was really interesting to hear the instructor talk about changes in road conditions and cars from when I took my real test 30 years ago. I think many people would benefit from refresher or advanced lessons.

Wow, mine was 29 years ago, now I feel old

Pah. 34 years for me. Thanks for getting me to work that out

Ah apologies But unlike me, you two look as if you could have passed last week !

You charmer, you’re only as young as the person you feel "

I’m stuck with myself at the Mo. 51 years of shrivel

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Probably not as I only drive with one hand on the steering wheel

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By *orthernGinge-93Man
over a year ago

Northeast

I'm a drive for my job but probably would fail, changed again since I passed my test

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By *lowmeagainMan
over a year ago

dorchester

I drive 40 odd thousand miles a year, practice makes perfect, may well put in for my test one day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes.

Me too on the basis that I just passed my mini bus test last year or maybe that was the year before l, got my son in law through his test and hopefully my son later This year all going well, so I can't be too bad "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably not as I only drive with one hand on the steering wheel "

What are you doing with the other hand?

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Probably not, the test I took is not like the one now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I past my test 2nd time with a clean sheet I probably would pass as long as I don't have to parallel park

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Not long ago I had to do a mock test for work, for insurance purposes. I 'passed' but it was really interesting to hear the instructor talk about changes in road conditions and cars from when I took my real test 30 years ago. I think many people would benefit from refresher or advanced lessons.

Wow, mine was 29 years ago, now I feel old "

27 for me

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Yes but I only passed 4 years ago so it's still pretty fresh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defo the practical yes

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By *DW1983Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen, Leeds, Sheffield

I would likely still pass, but probably have the advantage of being a professional driver, and engaged with things like driver training, road safety and vehicle technology for most of my working life.

Thankfully these days I spend more time driving a computer - I love driving, but the stress of being on the road some days, and dealing with people who had no idea what they were doing, just took away the pleasure. Still enjoy getting behind the wheel now and again though.


"I've had a few drinks so I doubt it.

Well it is your birthday!

Oooo really. Happy birthday.

Sending a virtual birthday bj with happy ending. "

PS: I also have a birthday this year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100%. I'm an excellent driver

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By *ltra72Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

No chance I’d pass now, too many bad habits

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"I was very smugly thinking. I probably would, as I drove very correctly towards a roundabout, and then someone didn’t indicate when I was waiting, so I roared “you fucking knob” at him, and decided sheepishly I probably wouldn’t "

Going by the way people drive these day's I don't think there's any particular skill in passing.

Also seems that most haven't got a fucking clue about the highway code.

I could rant for hours about atrocious driving.

Personally I think it should be compulsory to retake every ten years when licence is renewed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think you can be a good driver(fucking knobs aside) and not pass though. How many people hols their steering wheel correctly for example?

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria


"Probably not as I only drive with one hand on the steering wheel

What are you doing with the other hand? "

Oh erm...nothing

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I would probably be ok on the practical as long as I remembered to keep both hands on the wheel. The theory on the other hand

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would probably be ok on the practical as long as I remembered to keep both hands on the wheel. The theory on the other hand "

Oh yes, I’d definitely fail that! Should we be concerned we’re all out on the road

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I would probably be ok on the practical as long as I remembered to keep both hands on the wheel. The theory on the other hand

Oh yes, I’d definitely fail that! Should we be concerned we’re all out on the road "

nah. Just follow the basic rule, if its clear go, if its not stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to think so.. I passed my class 2 a couple of years ago and currently cover around 350 miles a week (sometimes more). So if I'd fail then everyone needs to buckle up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would probably be ok on the practical as long as I remembered to keep both hands on the wheel. The theory on the other hand

Oh yes, I’d definitely fail that! Should we be concerned we’re all out on the road

nah. Just follow the basic rule, if its clear go, if its not stop "

I like your style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think that they should bring in redoing your license every say 5 to 10 years I think something like if you fail you can carry on driving but you have to 'retake your test within a month if you fail that license revoked until you pass again I drive a lot all over the UK and the standard of driving is shocking especially some things like keeping up with traffic 30 in a 60 is not a safe speed, 50 in the middle lane on a motor way stuff like that.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I definitely wouldn't pass the theory test, the practical though of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't pass the theory test as rules have changed so much. As for a driving test well I probably have to many bad habits now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got more bad habits than a drug fuelled junkie. So I doubt it lol

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

Theory .. not a chance.. practical yes...I have my advanced... which technically is great.. not sure how now as I live in a stupid city and rarely drive...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope not a chance in hell..

When I had my test the examiner asked me what colour lights go after red.

I said Amber, he said nope, I then came up with about 10 other descriptions of amber before he put me out of my misery to say it’s red & amber

And that was after the disastrous stopping distance question. Back then you couldn’t fail on theory.., if you passed the practical otherwise I would not have passed!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Probably not. I passed first time 34 years ago. I am sure I have gained loads of bad habits.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I passed my test in 1972 would not have a hope in hell's chance now

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

It was also 34 years ago I took my test, I thought I would fail if I had to take it again.

A couple of years ago I took my class 2 LGV test and passed first time with no faults. The most difficult thing was the theory part.

For me I've done

1981 Motorcycle

1987 Car

2019 Hgv

All passed first time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did my hgv last year passed first time with only 2 minors easy

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Good god no. I have so many bad driving habits.

Mr definitely wouldn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would fail on all parking I end up driving round the world before I try to “squeeze” in any spaces, when I get out the space is huge, I’m sure I think I’m in a juggernaut

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Definitely

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had to 2 years ago when i took my LGV and blue light tests.

Really tough 30 years after passing my car test.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

Pretty sure I could if I tried, except the stopping distances nonsense. I’ve been quizzing one of the younger members of the extended family to help them pass.

That said, I’ve gone from driving 400 miles a week to driving 4 miles a week, so maybe I’m out of practice?

But most drivers seem to either be texting, facebooking, or just furious at the world.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"No chance in hell, my parellel parking is atrocious "

My downfall too. I can still reverse around a corner though!

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local


"I wouldn't pass the theory test as rules have changed so much."

This troubles me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes if he was deaf and blind I'd pass..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably not as I only drive with one hand on the steering wheel

What are you doing with the other hand?

Oh erm...nothing "

Can I take a pic. of you for Santa?

I’d like to show him what I want for Christmas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always thought I wouldn’t, but seeing how youngster drive these days I definitely would.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

I like to think I'm a good driver but, probably not.

I was asked a question about a road sign and I had no idea.

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