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"Why would you smell poo when in doggy position? " or a fishy fanny  wtf have you been meeting? | |||
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"Why would you smell poo when in doggy position? " Most men will know why | |||
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"Why would you smell poo when in doggy position? " You’re a contortionist and trying to rim her too? | |||
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"Why would you smell poo when in doggy position? " Because if they were not 'clean', the smell would rise up to their nostrils at that position. | |||
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"Why would you smell poo when in doggy position? Because if they were not 'clean', the smell would rise up to their nostrils at that position." Correct  | |||
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"I've experienced both at once.... I once meet a gorgeous girl on a "no expectations" meet. She clearly wasn't expecting to have sex because when I went down on her it smelt like a fishmonger's. Not one to ever let a girl down, I persevered and continued. I decided to speed things up a little by giving her a little anal fingering but once she started to edge closer I felt something soft touching against my finger in her bum. Then at the height of her tensing while cumming, my fingertip seemed to be pushing into the stuff. When I took my finger out, it was confirmed, I had most certainly been nudging the fudge." And women say must be clean freshly showered | |||
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"I've experienced both at once.... I once meet a gorgeous girl on a "no expectations" meet. She clearly wasn't expecting to have sex because when I went down on her it smelt like a fishmonger's. Not one to ever let a girl down, I persevered and continued. I decided to speed things up a little by giving her a little anal fingering but once she started to edge closer I felt something soft touching against my finger in her bum. Then at the height of her tensing while cumming, my fingertip seemed to be pushing into the stuff. When I took my finger out, it was confirmed, I had most certainly been nudging the fudge." Some stories are best kept for the pub but I’m sure it’s going to have your inbox overflowing... | |||
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"I've experienced both at once.... I once meet a gorgeous girl on a "no expectations" meet. She clearly wasn't expecting to have sex because when I went down on her it smelt like a fishmonger's. Not one to ever let a girl down, I persevered and continued. I decided to speed things up a little by giving her a little anal fingering but once she started to edge closer I felt something soft touching against my finger in her bum. Then at the height of her tensing while cumming, my fingertip seemed to be pushing into the stuff. When I took my finger out, it was confirmed, I had most certainly been nudging the fudge."
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"I've experienced both at once.... I once meet a gorgeous girl on a "no expectations" meet. She clearly wasn't expecting to have sex because when I went down on her it smelt like a fishmonger's. Not one to ever let a girl down, I persevered and continued. I decided to speed things up a little by giving her a little anal fingering but once she started to edge closer I felt something soft touching against my finger in her bum. Then at the height of her tensing while cumming, my fingertip seemed to be pushing into the stuff. When I took my finger out, it was confirmed, I had most certainly been nudging the fudge." What a trooper | |||
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"There is no shame in stopping and saying that you don’t want to continue or are you guys really that desperate and lacking in self respect? Genuine question? " That WAS my immediate thought actually but she was gorgeous though and also a lovely person. Wasn't going to pass her up just like that. Still, I was rewarded with one of the best deep throating blowjobs I've ever had to date.  | |||
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"I've experienced both at once.... I once meet a gorgeous girl on a "no expectations" meet. She clearly wasn't expecting to have sex because when I went down on her it smelt like a fishmonger's. Not one to ever let a girl down, I persevered and continued. I decided to speed things up a little by giving her a little anal fingering but once she started to edge closer I felt something soft touching against my finger in her bum. Then at the height of her tensing while cumming, my fingertip seemed to be pushing into the stuff. When I took my finger out, it was confirmed, I had most certainly been nudging the fudge. What a trooper " I know right!? Haha | |||
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"Why would you smell poo when in doggy position? You’re a contortionist and trying to rim her too? " Her arse would be in the air I would be behind pounding her. How do you do doggy. Love to know am I doing it wrong ??? | |||
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"I've experienced both at once.... I once meet a gorgeous girl on a "no expectations" meet. She clearly wasn't expecting to have sex because when I went down on her it smelt like a fishmonger's. Not one to ever let a girl down, I persevered and continued. I decided to speed things up a little by giving her a little anal fingering but once she started to edge closer I felt something soft touching against my finger in her bum. Then at the height of her tensing while cumming, my fingertip seemed to be pushing into the stuff. When I took my finger out, it was confirmed, I had most certainly been nudging the fudge." | |||
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"Looks like not many men have experience this. I must been unlucky" Or very lucky! | |||
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"Stick your finger up someone's arse..it's like a lucky dip aint it? " I've never found sweetcorn in a lucky dip  | |||
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"Stick your finger up someone's arse..it's like a lucky dip aint it? " lmaooo | |||
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"I've experienced both at once.... I once meet a gorgeous girl on a "no expectations" meet. She clearly wasn't expecting to have sex because when I went down on her it smelt like a fishmonger's. Not one to ever let a girl down, I persevered and continued. I decided to speed things up a little by giving her a little anal fingering but once she started to edge closer I felt something soft touching against my finger in her bum. Then at the height of her tensing while cumming, my fingertip seemed to be pushing into the stuff. When I took my finger out, it was confirmed, I had most certainly been nudging the fudge." Eeeeewww.... did you say anything after?  | |||
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"Once with a girl we where doing a 69 and all I could smell was her sweaty arse. Luckily she hadn't shaved in a couple of days so I told her the stubble was irritating my face "It's not really breaking news that women's arse cracks get sweaty too | |||
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"I've experienced both at once.... I once meet a gorgeous girl on a "no expectations" meet. She clearly wasn't expecting to have sex because when I went down on her it smelt like a fishmonger's. Not one to ever let a girl down, I persevered and continued. I decided to speed things up a little by giving her a little anal fingering but once she started to edge closer I felt something soft touching against my finger in her bum. Then at the height of her tensing while cumming, my fingertip seemed to be pushing into the stuff. When I took my finger out, it was confirmed, I had most certainly been nudging the fudge." Such a selfless act | |||
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"I've experienced both at once.... I once meet a gorgeous girl on a "no expectations" meet. She clearly wasn't expecting to have sex because when I went down on her it smelt like a fishmonger's. Not one to ever let a girl down, I persevered and continued. I decided to speed things up a little by giving her a little anal fingering but once she started to edge closer I felt something soft touching against my finger in her bum. Then at the height of her tensing while cumming, my fingertip seemed to be pushing into the stuff. When I took my finger out, it was confirmed, I had most certainly been nudging the fudge. And women say must be clean freshly showered" If you're gonna push your finger in someone's ass the likelihood is you're gonna find shit in it. Nothing to do with cleanliness or lack of it, just simple biology an occupational hazard if you will. | |||
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"I've experienced both at once.... I once meet a gorgeous girl on a "no expectations" meet. She clearly wasn't expecting to have sex because when I went down on her it smelt like a fishmonger's. Not one to ever let a girl down, I persevered and continued. I decided to speed things up a little by giving her a little anal fingering but once she started to edge closer I felt something soft touching against my finger in her bum. Then at the height of her tensing while cumming, my fingertip seemed to be pushing into the stuff. When I took my finger out, it was confirmed, I had most certainly been nudging the fudge. What a trooper " Some stuff you just can’t unread | |||
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"I've experienced both at once.... I once meet a gorgeous girl on a "no expectations" meet. She clearly wasn't expecting to have sex because when I went down on her it smelt like a fishmonger's. Not one to ever let a girl down, I persevered and continued. I decided to speed things up a little by giving her a little anal fingering but once she started to edge closer I felt something soft touching against my finger in her bum. Then at the height of her tensing while cumming, my fingertip seemed to be pushing into the stuff. When I took my finger out, it was confirmed, I had most certainly been nudging the fudge." Did you wipe her face with it or put your finger in her mouth after though | |||
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" If you're gonna push your finger in someone's ass the likelihood is you're gonna find shit in it. Nothing to do with cleanliness or lack of it, just simple biology an occupational hazard if you will. "What gets me is that we all have an arse so really shouldn’t need telling what may well happen if we stick a finger or anything else up there | |||
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"Stick your finger up someone's arse..it's like a lucky dip aint it? " In it to win it | |||
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"I've experienced both at once.... I once meet a gorgeous girl on a "no expectations" meet. She clearly wasn't expecting to have sex because when I went down on her it smelt like a fishmonger's. Not one to ever let a girl down, I persevered and continued. I decided to speed things up a little by giving her a little anal fingering but once she started to edge closer I felt something soft touching against my finger in her bum. Then at the height of her tensing while cumming, my fingertip seemed to be pushing into the stuff. When I took my finger out, it was confirmed, I had most certainly been nudging the fudge. And women say must be clean freshly showered If you're gonna push your finger in someone's ass the likelihood is you're gonna find shit in it. Nothing to do with cleanliness or lack of it, just simple biology an occupational hazard if you will. "Yep, time to be a bit more grown up and less of a sniggering schoolboy. “You’ll never guess what??! There was poo in her arse!!!! “ If it’s important to you, get a douche routine going beforehand | |||
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"I've experienced both at once.... I once meet a gorgeous girl on a "no expectations" meet. She clearly wasn't expecting to have sex because when I went down on her it smelt like a fishmonger's. Not one to ever let a girl down, I persevered and continued. I decided to speed things up a little by giving her a little anal fingering but once she started to edge closer I felt something soft touching against my finger in her bum. Then at the height of her tensing while cumming, my fingertip seemed to be pushing into the stuff. When I took my finger out, it was confirmed, I had most certainly been nudging the fudge. Eeeeewww.... did you say anything after? "No I didn't. Other than that unfortunate lack of preparedness on her part, she was lovely. I didn't want to tarnish her experience....or to poo poo her as a person (yes every pun is intended) | |||
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"I've experienced both at once.... I once meet a gorgeous girl on a "no expectations" meet. She clearly wasn't expecting to have sex because when I went down on her it smelt like a fishmonger's. Not one to ever let a girl down, I persevered and continued. I decided to speed things up a little by giving her a little anal fingering but once she started to edge closer I felt something soft touching against my finger in her bum. Then at the height of her tensing while cumming, my fingertip seemed to be pushing into the stuff. When I took my finger out, it was confirmed, I had most certainly been nudging the fudge. And women say must be clean freshly showered If you're gonna push your finger in someone's ass the likelihood is you're gonna find shit in it. Nothing to do with cleanliness or lack of it, just simple biology an occupational hazard if you will. "No no! Every meet should involve shit shave and a shower beforehand - applies to both male and female. | |||
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"I've experienced both at once.... I once meet a gorgeous girl on a "no expectations" meet. She clearly wasn't expecting to have sex because when I went down on her it smelt like a fishmonger's. Not one to ever let a girl down, I persevered and continued. I decided to speed things up a little by giving her a little anal fingering but once she started to edge closer I felt something soft touching against my finger in her bum. Then at the height of her tensing while cumming, my fingertip seemed to be pushing into the stuff. When I took my finger out, it was confirmed, I had most certainly been nudging the fudge. And women say must be clean freshly showered If you're gonna push your finger in someone's ass the likelihood is you're gonna find shit in it. Nothing to do with cleanliness or lack of it, just simple biology an occupational hazard if you will.
No no! Every meet should involve shit shave and a shower beforehand - applies to both male and female."If you put your finger in near the second anal sphincter there could still be poop there, waiting for the next train out of Poopsville. | |||
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"I've experienced both at once.... I once meet a gorgeous girl on a "no expectations" meet. She clearly wasn't expecting to have sex because when I went down on her it smelt like a fishmonger's. Not one to ever let a girl down, I persevered and continued. I decided to speed things up a little by giving her a little anal fingering but once she started to edge closer I felt something soft touching against my finger in her bum. Then at the height of her tensing while cumming, my fingertip seemed to be pushing into the stuff. When I took my finger out, it was confirmed, I had most certainly been nudging the fudge. And women say must be clean freshly showered If you're gonna push your finger in someone's ass the likelihood is you're gonna find shit in it. Nothing to do with cleanliness or lack of it, just simple biology an occupational hazard if you will.
No no! Every meet should involve shit shave and a shower beforehand - applies to both male and female.
If you put your finger in near the second anal sphincter there could still be poop there, waiting for the next train out of Poopsville. " That is probably what it was.
But still, the fishmonger was uncalled for. Lol | |||
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"I've experienced both at once.... I once meet a gorgeous girl on a "no expectations" meet. She clearly wasn't expecting to have sex because when I went down on her it smelt like a fishmonger's. Not one to ever let a girl down, I persevered and continued. I decided to speed things up a little by giving her a little anal fingering but once she started to edge closer I felt something soft touching against my finger in her bum. Then at the height of her tensing while cumming, my fingertip seemed to be pushing into the stuff. When I took my finger out, it was confirmed, I had most certainly been nudging the fudge." Nudging the fudge | |||
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"I would prefer a fishy fanny then smell poo. You can stop poo smell by holding arse cheeks together as you pound her. Then make excuse and go. Or leave some toile roll" I will sleep better now knowing that, thanks for the update! | |||
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"I would prefer a fishy fanny then smell poo. You can stop poo smell by holding arse cheeks together as you pound her. Then make excuse and go. Or leave some toile roll" Are you sure you are 53? | |||
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"I would prefer a fishy fanny then smell poo. You can stop poo smell by holding arse cheeks together as you pound her. Then make excuse and go. Or leave some toile roll Are you sure you are 53?" yes why would you ask. Has it happened on one of your meets | |||
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"I've experienced both at once.... I once meet a gorgeous girl on a "no expectations" meet. She clearly wasn't expecting to have sex because when I went down on her it smelt like a fishmonger's. Not one to ever let a girl down, I persevered and continued. I decided to speed things up a little by giving her a little anal fingering but once she started to edge closer I felt something soft touching against my finger in her bum. Then at the height of her tensing while cumming, my fingertip seemed to be pushing into the stuff. When I took my finger out, it was confirmed, I had most certainly been nudging the fudge." What did you expect to find up someone's poop chute ? | |||
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"I would prefer a fishy fanny then smell poo. You can stop poo smell by holding arse cheeks together as you pound her. Then make excuse and go. Or leave some toile roll Are you sure you are 53?" How rude Evie. I was going to ask him if his mum was out. | |||
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"There is no shame in stopping and saying that you don’t want to continue or are you guys really that desperate and lacking in self respect? Genuine question? " Psssssssssst..... Im fumfy % sure it's a wind up. | |||
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"What do you find the biggest turn off. When you go down on a lady and smells fishy or having sex doggy and you start to smell poo" This seems like a question from someone who has never gone down or had sex doggy style lol | |||
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"I've experienced both at once.... I once meet a gorgeous girl on a "no expectations" meet. She clearly wasn't expecting to have sex because when I went down on her it smelt like a fishmonger's. Not one to ever let a girl down, I persevered and continued. I decided to speed things up a little by giving her a little anal fingering but once she started to edge closer I felt something soft touching against my finger in her bum. Then at the height of her tensing while cumming, my fingertip seemed to be pushing into the stuff. When I took my finger out, it was confirmed, I had most certainly been nudging the fudge. And women say must be clean freshly showered If you're gonna push your finger in someone's ass the likelihood is you're gonna find shit in it. Nothing to do with cleanliness or lack of it, just simple biology an occupational hazard if you will.
No no! Every meet should involve shit shave and a shower beforehand - applies to both male and female.
If you put your finger in near the second anal sphincter there could still be poop there, waiting for the next train out of Poopsville.
That is probably what it was.
But still, the fishmonger was uncalled for. Lol"That was possibly Bacterial Vaginosis. It's not to do with cleanliness, but it isn't very pleasant. | |||
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"What do you find the biggest turn off. When you go down on a lady and smells fishy or having sex doggy and you start to smell poo This seems like a question from someone who has never gone down or had sex doggy style lol" What stupid comment. I wouldn't be asking which is worse would I lol | |||
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"I would prefer a fishy fanny then smell poo. You can stop poo smell by holding arse cheeks together as you pound her. Then make excuse and go. Or leave some toile roll Are you sure you are 53? yes why would you ask. Has it happened on one of your meets" I ask because you're attitude is akin to that of someone much, much younger. Heaven forbid a woman should have bodily functions that happen during sex. Let's shame them for having genitals that may have an odour due to imbalances in their delicate pH balances for various reasons such as their menstrual cycle, medication, stress (from meeting judgmental people most probably) etc. And yes, if I'm honest I have had huge cocks up my arse that have dislodged a nugget or two but thank fuck they weren't like you and reacted like gentlemen (cleaned it off then stuck it back up ). | |||
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"I would prefer a fishy fanny then smell poo. You can stop poo smell by holding arse cheeks together as you pound her. Then make excuse and go. Or leave some toile roll Are you sure you are 53? yes why would you ask. Has it happened on one of your meets I ask because you're attitude is akin to that of someone much, much younger. Heaven forbid a woman should have bodily functions that happen during sex. Let's shame them for having genitals that may have an odour due to imbalances in their delicate pH balances for various reasons such as their menstrual cycle, medication, stress (from meeting judgmental people most probably) etc. And yes, if I'm honest I have had huge cocks up my arse that have dislodged a nugget or two but thank fuck they weren't like you and reacted like gentlemen (cleaned it off then stuck it back up )."Problem is it was question for men. It does say at top. I understand women have to get there penny's worth in | |||
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"I would prefer a fishy fanny then smell poo. You can stop poo smell by holding arse cheeks together as you pound her. Then make excuse and go. Or leave some toile roll Are you sure you are 53? yes why would you ask. Has it happened on one of your meets I ask because you're attitude is akin to that of someone much, much younger. Heaven forbid a woman should have bodily functions that happen during sex. Let's shame them for having genitals that may have an odour due to imbalances in their delicate pH balances for various reasons such as their menstrual cycle, medication, stress (from meeting judgmental people most probably) etc. And yes, if I'm honest I have had huge cocks up my arse that have dislodged a nugget or two but thank fuck they weren't like you and reacted like gentlemen (cleaned it off then stuck it back up ).
Problem is it was question for men. It does say at top. I understand women have to get there penny's worth in "Ah.... Mysogynists unite kind of thing
Of course women are going to comment on a derogatory thread about them!
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"I would prefer a fishy fanny then smell poo. You can stop poo smell by holding arse cheeks together as you pound her. Then make excuse and go. Or leave some toile roll Are you sure you are 53? yes why would you ask. Has it happened on one of your meets I ask because you're attitude is akin to that of someone much, much younger. Heaven forbid a woman should have bodily functions that happen during sex. Let's shame them for having genitals that may have an odour due to imbalances in their delicate pH balances for various reasons such as their menstrual cycle, medication, stress (from meeting judgmental people most probably) etc. And yes, if I'm honest I have had huge cocks up my arse that have dislodged a nugget or two but thank fuck they weren't like you and reacted like gentlemen (cleaned it off then stuck it back up ).
Problem is it was question for men. It does say at top. I understand women have to get there penny's worth in
Ah.... Mysogynists unite kind of thing
Of course women are going to comment on a derogatory thread about them!
#nogurlzaloud"To be fair I was asking men to comment. Wasn't derogatory in anyway men do chat about sex good bad you know | |||
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"What do you find the biggest turn off. When you go down on a lady and smells fishy or having sex doggy and you start to smell poo" Have started doggy before and she had remains of her morning poo there tried not to puke and made excuses and left  | |||
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"I would prefer a fishy fanny then smell poo. You can stop poo smell by holding arse cheeks together as you pound her. Then make excuse and go. Or leave some toile roll Are you sure you are 53? yes why would you ask. Has it happened on one of your meets I ask because you're attitude is akin to that of someone much, much younger. Heaven forbid a woman should have bodily functions that happen during sex. Let's shame them for having genitals that may have an odour due to imbalances in their delicate pH balances for various reasons such as their menstrual cycle, medication, stress (from meeting judgmental people most probably) etc. And yes, if I'm honest I have had huge cocks up my arse that have dislodged a nugget or two but thank fuck they weren't like you and reacted like gentlemen (cleaned it off then stuck it back up ).
Problem is it was question for men. It does say at top. I understand women have to get there penny's worth in
Ah.... Mysogynists unite kind of thing
Of course women are going to comment on a derogatory thread about them!
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To be fair I was asking men to comment. Wasn't derogatory in anyway men do chat about sex good bad you know "Yes.... Stating that they have a fishy fanny and that you can close their arse as you have your way then leave toilet roll for them is the absolute height of respect and decency.... Not at all derogatory and mysogynistic. My mistake
I mean.... Why have standards and respect for yourself when you can fuck someone who clearly repulsed you?? | |||
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"I would prefer a fishy fanny then smell poo. You can stop poo smell by holding arse cheeks together as you pound her. Then make excuse and go. Or leave some toile roll Are you sure you are 53? yes why would you ask. Has it happened on one of your meets I ask because you're attitude is akin to that of someone much, much younger. Heaven forbid a woman should have bodily functions that happen during sex. Let's shame them for having genitals that may have an odour due to imbalances in their delicate pH balances for various reasons such as their menstrual cycle, medication, stress (from meeting judgmental people most probably) etc. And yes, if I'm honest I have had huge cocks up my arse that have dislodged a nugget or two but thank fuck they weren't like you and reacted like gentlemen (cleaned it off then stuck it back up ).
Problem is it was question for men. It does say at top. I understand women have to get there penny's worth in
Ah.... Mysogynists unite kind of thing
Of course women are going to comment on a derogatory thread about them!
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To be fair I was asking men to comment. Wasn't derogatory in anyway men do chat about sex good bad you know
Yes.... Stating that they have a fishy fanny and that you can close their arse as you have your way then leave toilet roll for them is the absolute height of respect and decency.... Not at all derogatory and mysogynistic. My mistake
I mean.... Why have standards and respect for yourself when you can fuck someone who clearly repulsed you?? "When where did I say it repulsed me I can't see it anywhere | |||
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"I would prefer a fishy fanny then smell poo. You can stop poo smell by holding arse cheeks together as you pound her. Then make excuse and go. Or leave some toile roll Are you sure you are 53? yes why would you ask. Has it happened on one of your meets I ask because you're attitude is akin to that of someone much, much younger. Heaven forbid a woman should have bodily functions that happen during sex. Let's shame them for having genitals that may have an odour due to imbalances in their delicate pH balances for various reasons such as their menstrual cycle, medication, stress (from meeting judgmental people most probably) etc. And yes, if I'm honest I have had huge cocks up my arse that have dislodged a nugget or two but thank fuck they weren't like you and reacted like gentlemen (cleaned it off then stuck it back up ).
Problem is it was question for men. It does say at top. I understand women have to get there penny's worth in
Ah.... Mysogynists unite kind of thing
Of course women are going to comment on a derogatory thread about them!
#nogurlzaloud
To be fair I was asking men to comment. Wasn't derogatory in anyway men do chat about sex good bad you know
Yes.... Stating that they have a fishy fanny and that you can close their arse as you have your way then leave toilet roll for them is the absolute height of respect and decency.... Not at all derogatory and mysogynistic. My mistake
I mean.... Why have standards and respect for yourself when you can fuck someone who clearly repulsed you??
When where did I say it repulsed me I can't see it anywhere "oh so you like it then.... Fair play. Whatever floats your boat | |||
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"Yet again I can't see where I said I liked it. Have you read post or just jumping in because you can't keep your nose out "Just something to to be fair. But you either like it or you don't. You're the one who said they'd shag someone who smelt like shit then fuck off, not me | |||
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"You should read post hun. Some people know when to stop some don't I'm guessing your the latter ""I would prefer a fishy fanny then smell poo. You can stop poo smell by holding arse cheeks together as you pound her. Then make excuse and go. Or leave some toile roll That post? The one where you say you stop the poo smell by holding arse cheeks together as you pound her then leave? How did I get that wrong? I am going to go now though before I get told off.... I've made my point. Enjoy your fishy fannies. | |||
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"You should read post hun. Some people know when to stop some don't I'm guessing your the latter
"I would prefer a fishy fanny then smell poo. You can stop poo smell by holding arse cheeks together as you pound her. Then make excuse and go. Or leave
some toile roll
That post? The one where you say you stop the poo smell by holding arse cheeks together as you pound her then leave?
How did I get that wrong?
I am going to go now though before I get told off.... I've made my point. Enjoy your fishy fannies. "I was stating how you can stop smelling poo. Show me where I said I have said I did it | |||
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"I think there’s a karmic chi love thang going on here with these two. I wish you both the very best " | |||
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"I think there’s a karmic chi love thang going on here with these two. I wish you both the very best
"Only if she has a clean bum hole and washed front bum | |||
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"You should read post hun. Some people know when to stop some don't I'm guessing your the latter
"I would prefer a fishy fanny then smell poo. You can stop poo smell by holding arse cheeks together as you pound her. Then make excuse and go. Or leave
some toile roll
That post? The one where you say you stop the poo smell by holding arse cheeks together as you pound her then leave?
How did I get that wrong?
I am going to go now though before I get told off.... I've made my point. Enjoy your fishy fannies.
I was stating how you can stop smelling poo. Show me where I said I have said I did it "Show me where I said you said you did it?! Ok properly my last response now. Going to wash my undercarriage. | |||
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"Yet again I can't see where I said I liked it. Have you read post or just jumping in because you can't keep your nose out
Just something to to be fair. But you either like it or you don't. You're the one who said they'd shag someone who smelt like shit then fuck off, not me "
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"[Removed by poster at 04/03/21 17:08:55] Lols you had to remove it "Yep. Wasnt worth the bother. | |||
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"I've experienced both at once.... I once meet a gorgeous girl on a "no expectations" meet. She clearly wasn't expecting to have sex because when I went down on her it smelt like a fishmonger's. Not one to ever let a girl down, I persevered and continued. I decided to speed things up a little by giving her a little anal fingering but once she started to edge closer I felt something soft touching against my finger in her bum. Then at the height of her tensing while cumming, my fingertip seemed to be pushing into the stuff. When I took my finger out, it was confirmed, I had most certainly been nudging the fudge." Can't get the tune out my head... 'A finger of fudge is just enough to...' | |||
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"Stick your finger up someone's arse..it's like a lucky dip aint it? In it to win it "In it to rim it | |||
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"I've experienced both at once.... I once meet a gorgeous girl on a "no expectations" meet. She clearly wasn't expecting to have sex because when I went down on her it smelt like a fishmonger's. Not one to ever let a girl down, I persevered and continued. I decided to speed things up a little by giving her a little anal fingering but once she started to edge closer I felt something soft touching against my finger in her bum. Then at the height of her tensing while cumming, my fingertip seemed to be pushing into the stuff. When I took my finger out, it was confirmed, I had most certainly been nudging the fudge." I thought that this kind of thing had only happened to me. Twice it's happened that the woman has cum with such intensity that she shit the bed. I realise that it must have been embarrassing for them, but for some reason neither of them actually speak to me now, even though I certainly wouldn't reveal their identity. | |||
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"So ladies wash your bum hole before meet. Best advice I can give" Jerry's final thought. | |||
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"So ladies wash your bum hole before meet. Best advice I can give Jerry's final thought. " lol ... Jerry’s final thought pmsl | |||
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