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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm gonna try receiving anal for the first time

What's the best way to make sure I'm super clean?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Douche

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

And stay away from anything that could upset your tummy unless you wanna chance a balti bellend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Colonic irrigation, twice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wire brush and dettol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice big Lucy Lu will do the trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would recommend ordering a very spicy chicken fillet the night before but make sure you have a glass of milk afterwards as it will cleanse your anus. Make sure to avoid hot showers or the milk curdles.

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere Only We Know


"Douche "

and do it a decent amount of time in advance then avoid eating too much.

And use lube.

If you’ve never tried any anal play before you might want to start with something small and work your way up. Once you get over the initial ouch it’s very pleasurable.

Lou x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Do behind your ears ..... don't forget to trim fingernails.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or just dont.

It's an egress for body waste.

It's like being on a golden beach but sunbathing in the sewage pipe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Douche

and do it a decent amount of time in advance then avoid eating too much.

And use lube.

If you’ve never tried any anal play before you might want to start with something small and work your way up. Once you get over the initial ouch it’s very pleasurable.

Lou x "

Thanks Lou x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or just dont.

It's an egress for body waste.

It's like being on a golden beach but sunbathing in the sewage pipe.

"

Oh here we go again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

He never stops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or just dont.

It's an egress for body waste.

It's like being on a golden beach but sunbathing in the sewage pipe.

Oh here we go again "

So is the penis.

Does that mean blow jobs are off the menu too?

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire


"Or just dont.

It's an egress for body waste.

It's like being on a golden beach but sunbathing in the sewage pipe.

"

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also, look for an experienced top preferably, you certainly don’t want someone who’ll ram it up you and started fucking hard.

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire


"He never stops"

He’s free to say his be opinions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a gay Scotsman might say

“Up the bum, no harm done, in the fanny I just cannae!”

Make sure you use your shower head on massage setting and use your soapy fingers, sorted!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or just dont.

It's an egress for body waste.

It's like being on a golden beach but sunbathing in the sewage pipe.

Oh here we go again

So is the penis.

Does that mean blow jobs are off the menu too?"

Ridiculous non comparison.

The penis is for both.this you know.

The anus is for one thing only.

This you also know.

Nice try tho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or just dont.

It's an egress for body waste.

It's like being on a golden beach but sunbathing in the sewage pipe.

Oh here we go again

So is the penis.

Does that mean blow jobs are off the menu too?

Ridiculous non comparison.

The penis is for both.this you know.

The anus is for one thing only.

This you also know.

Nice try tho."

The mouth isn't though

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Central

Diet. For a week or so, managing your diet helps. Try a toy session or more. Colonic irrigation, full douche on shower jet wash settings. Bulk lube buy and use. Go small or big - 2 schools of thought on this, either miniscule, to limit the intrusion extent or XL, to get the system fully in use, properly. Postpone fisting. Vary the position, to find what works best for you

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Or just dont.

It's an egress for body waste.

It's like being on a golden beach but sunbathing in the sewage pipe.

"

And the worst advice award goes to...

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