Ladies, would you let me...?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My talents with a hedgecutter are legendary. No matter the shape or size i can cut them to perfection and i've had countless compliments on my skill.

Now i'm considering branching out

but realise i may need a little practice first.

So, ladies, would you let me trim your bush?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no lol

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

I don’t have a bush. But good luck with your venture.

Lou x

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

It couldn't be any worse than the job I do myself

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"It couldn't be any worse than the job I do myself

I could say so much but I'm a gentleman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It couldn't be any worse than the job I do myself

I'm not sure if i should take that as a compliment.

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