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"Relax and wax " I’d say doing that method would be a very stern tight lipped affair  | |||
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"Concentration With your tongue out? "Am I a  | |||
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"I’m too busy trying to move my belly out the way lately. " We need to ‘exercise’  that off you then  | |||
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"Concentration With your tongue out?
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"Concentration With your tongue out?
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Can you lick your own genitals? "No but I can eat yours | |||
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"Concentration With your tongue out?
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Can you lick your own genitals?
No but I can eat yours " I say Mrs  | |||
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"This is Fab! I have people who do it for me while I lay back and drink cocktails "I can do this for you if there’s a ‘vacancy’? | |||
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"Unsure. I'll conduct a scientific experiment. I'll do it three times, take an average and video it. I'll slo-mo on the money shot and analyse for the answer. Working hypothesis: looks like a twonk "I’ll look forward to it reaching page 1 of hot pics | |||
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"Unsure. I'll conduct a scientific experiment. I'll do it three times, take an average and video it. I'll slo-mo on the money shot and analyse for the answer. Working hypothesis: looks like a twonk
I’ll look forward to it reaching page 1 of hot pics "I'll seek peer review, don't worry | |||
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"When I used to shave I’d have face full of concentration. Now I’m more worried about singeing myself with dildo straighteners down there " | |||
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"If it’s anything like mine when I’m shaving my balls and arse, then it’s a case of desperately holding ones breath whilst nerve induced beads of sweat roll down ones forehead..." Why do you shave your arse | |||
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"Quite a serious one as I am concentrating not shredding my bits" A serious look as in you’re stuck on 4 across on a crossword?? | |||
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"Probably biting my bottom lip whilst holding my breath!! "This is probably the most accurate description | |||
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"If it’s anything like mine when I’m shaving my balls and arse, then it’s a case of desperately holding ones breath whilst nerve induced beads of sweat roll down ones forehead..." | |||
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"Looking at the sky praying I don’t nik myself " That’ll sting when you put your aftershave on | |||
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"Relax and wax " Brave lady, I did it once myself (well one side) never again, I leave it for someone else now | |||
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"Looking at the sky praying I don’t nik myself That’ll sting when you put your aftershave on "Not as much as nik would | |||
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"If it’s anything like mine when I’m shaving my balls and arse, then it’s a case of desperately holding ones breath whilst nerve induced beads of sweat roll down ones forehead... Why do you shave your arse" I’m hairy enough to put any self respecting Yak to shame. If I don’t shave it, people might assume it was a beard | |||
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"When I used to shave I’d have face full of concentration. Now I’m more worried about singeing myself with dildo straighteners down there
"Is there such a thing as “dildo straighteners” Mr M | |||
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"If it’s anything like mine when I’m shaving my balls and arse, then it’s a case of desperately holding ones breath whilst nerve induced beads of sweat roll down ones forehead... Why do you shave your arse I’m hairy enough to put any self respecting Yak to shame. If I don’t shave it, people might assume it was a beard " | |||
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"When I put my mascara on a make i weird face and my gobs open ladies you can relate yes "Yeah, that’s because you put it on with a cock | |||
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"Relax and wax Brave lady, I did it once myself (well one side) never again, I leave it for someone else now " What? Did you just leave the other side? | |||
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"My gf lies back and gets off on it, normally me doing the shaving! I poke my tongue out the side of my mouth though, I take it very seriously! " I see you take shaving down there seriously with your avatar  | |||
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"Relax and wax Brave lady, I did it once myself (well one side) never again, I leave it for someone else now What? Did you just leave the other side? "Hell yes, for a couple of days at least, no way I was doing the other side | |||
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"If it’s anything like mine when I’m shaving my balls and arse, then it’s a case of desperately holding ones breath whilst nerve induced beads of sweat roll down ones forehead... Why do you shave your arse I’m hairy enough to put any self respecting Yak to shame. If I don’t shave it, people might assume it was a beard "I’ve heard his bum hole looks like chewbacca when he cry’s out | |||
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"When I used to shave I’d have face full of concentration. Now I’m more worried about singeing myself with dildo straighteners down there
Is there such a thing as “dildo straighteners” Mr M "Yes. There is now | |||
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"If it’s anything like mine when I’m shaving my balls and arse, then it’s a case of desperately holding ones breath whilst nerve induced beads of sweat roll down ones forehead... Why do you shave your arse I’m hairy enough to put any self respecting Yak to shame. If I don’t shave it, people might assume it was a beard
I’ve heard his bum hole looks like chewbacca when he cry’s out " It even emits the very same sound to, especially after I’ve eaten onions.... | |||
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I think it’s probably one of intense concentration. Tis all a bit delicate to be waving a razor at | |||
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"If it’s anything like mine when I’m shaving my balls and arse, then it’s a case of desperately holding ones breath whilst nerve induced beads of sweat roll down ones forehead... Why do you shave your arse" Smooth bum crack is best , especially for wandering tongues | |||
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"Relax and wax Brave lady, I did it once myself (well one side) never again, I leave it for someone else now What? Did you just leave the other side?
Hell yes, for a couple of days at least, no way I was doing the other side "What would you of done if you got run over by a bus? | |||
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"If it’s anything like mine when I’m shaving my balls and arse, then it’s a case of desperately holding ones breath whilst nerve induced beads of sweat roll down ones forehead... Why do you shave your arse I’m hairy enough to put any self respecting Yak to shame. If I don’t shave it, people might assume it was a beard
I’ve heard his bum hole looks like chewbacca when he cry’s out
It even emits the very same sound to, especially after I’ve eaten onions.... " I can’t get his cry out of my head now | |||
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"There’s not a lot to remove to be fair and I did try plucking them.... In growing hair on your inner lip ain’t funny
I think it’s probably one of intense concentration. Tis all a bit delicate to be waving a razor at "To be fair Rachel I’d be there well over a month plucking mine | |||
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"There’s not a lot to remove to be fair and I did try plucking them.... In growing hair on your inner lip ain’t funny
I think it’s probably one of intense concentration. Tis all a bit delicate to be waving a razor at
To be fair Rachel I’d be there well over a month plucking mine "I’d guess I only have about 25 tops. And most of them are next to my tattoo. The laser lady wouldn’t go near that | |||
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"If it’s anything like mine when I’m shaving my balls and arse, then it’s a case of desperately holding ones breath whilst nerve induced beads of sweat roll down ones forehead... Why do you shave your arse Smooth bum crack is best , especially for wandering tongues "My underpants have just fallen down | |||
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"What face do you pull when you put your cock between legs and fart" One of extreme pleasure | |||
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"If it’s anything like mine when I’m shaving my balls and arse, then it’s a case of desperately holding ones breath whilst nerve induced beads of sweat roll down ones forehead... Why do you shave your arse Smooth bum crack is best , especially for wandering tongues
My underpants have just fallen down "They fall down em glued to your bum with.... | |||
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"If it’s anything like mine when I’m shaving my balls and arse, then it’s a case of desperately holding ones breath whilst nerve induced beads of sweat roll down ones forehead... Why do you shave your arse Smooth bum crack is best , especially for wandering tongues
My underpants have just fallen down
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"Imagine Gerard Butler shouting 'this is SPARTA'" You do it with a sword? | |||
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"Simple. I don’t shave or wax. It’s Natural. " Is option number 2 | |||
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"Imagine Gerard Butler shouting 'this is SPARTA' You do it with a sword? "Wait, don't you? | |||
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"If it’s anything like mine when I’m shaving my balls and arse, then it’s a case of desperately holding ones breath whilst nerve induced beads of sweat roll down ones forehead... Why do you shave your arse Smooth bum crack is best , especially for wandering tongues
My underpants have just fallen down
They fall down em glued to your bum with...."* never | |||
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"If it’s anything like mine when I’m shaving my balls and arse, then it’s a case of desperately holding ones breath whilst nerve induced beads of sweat roll down ones forehead... Why do you shave your arse Smooth bum crack is best , especially for wandering tongues
My underpants have just fallen down
They fall down em glued to your bum with....
"Yeah. You tell her Rachel | |||
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"Imagine Gerard Butler shouting 'this is SPARTA' You do it with a sword?
Wait, don't you?"I burn them off like in a Turkish barbers | |||
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"Imagine Gerard Butler shouting 'this is SPARTA' You do it with a sword?
Wait, don't you?
I burn them off like in a Turkish barbers "That's hot, can I watch? | |||
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"Imagine Gerard Butler shouting 'this is SPARTA' You do it with a sword?
Wait, don't you?
I burn them off like in a Turkish barbers
That's hot, can I watch? "I don’t like showing my burning face | |||
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"If it’s anything like mine when I’m shaving my balls and arse, then it’s a case of desperately holding ones breath whilst nerve induced beads of sweat roll down ones forehead... Why do you shave your arse Smooth bum crack is best , especially for wandering tongues
My underpants have just fallen down
They fall down em glued to your bum with....
Yeah. You tell her Rachel "It’s just wrong. No need | |||
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"Imagine Gerard Butler shouting 'this is SPARTA' You do it with a sword?
Wait, don't you?
I burn them off like in a Turkish barbers
That's hot, can I watch?
I don’t like showing my burning face "I wouldn't be looking at your face | |||
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"Imagine Gerard Butler shouting 'this is SPARTA' You do it with a sword?
Wait, don't you?
I burn them off like in a Turkish barbers
That's hot, can I watch?
I don’t like showing my burning face
I wouldn't be looking at your face " | |||
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"Relax and wax Brave lady, I did it once myself (well one side) never again, I leave it for someone else now What? Did you just leave the other side?
Hell yes, for a couple of days at least, no way I was doing the other side
What would you of done if you got run over by a bus? "The medical staff would have had a laugh and wanted to know how I injured myself done there  | |||
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"Imagine Gerard Butler shouting 'this is SPARTA' You do it with a sword?
Wait, don't you?
I burn them off like in a Turkish barbers
That's hot, can I watch?
I don’t like showing my burning face
I wouldn't be looking at your face
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