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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Time was that you couldn’t throw a stick in the forums without hitting a monkey of some sort or other, now there seems to be a distinct lack of a troupe...

Any idea what happened to them all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's still a few around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are still 2 around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Time was that you couldn’t throw a stick in the forums without hitting a monkey of some sort or other, now there seems to be a distinct lack of a troupe...

Any idea what happened to them all? "

Darwin says they evolved.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Time was that you couldn’t throw a stick in the forums without hitting a monkey of some sort or other, now there seems to be a distinct lack of a troupe...

Any idea what happened to them all?

Darwin says they evolved."

I think I’m a bit past that now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Time was that you couldn’t throw a stick in the forums without hitting a monkey of some sort or other, now there seems to be a distinct lack of a troupe...

Any idea what happened to them all?

Darwin says they evolved.

I think I’m a bit past that now"

See ... I always said Darwin was a fake! Beardy bastid

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Time was that you couldn’t throw a stick in the forums without hitting a monkey of some sort or other, now there seems to be a distinct lack of a troupe...

Any idea what happened to them all?

Darwin says they evolved.

I think I’m a bit past that now

See ... I always said Darwin was a fake! Beardy bastid "

I know! Plus he was a bugger for birds, dirty old sod

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Monkey sense is tingling ...

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Monkey sense is tingling ... "

It’s like the bat signal, except it’s in the shape of poo

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Monkey sense is tingling ...

It’s like the bat signal, except it’s in the shape of poo"

Skilfully cast in a pattern that only us simians understand ... what vexes thee brother monkey

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

They are slowly returning to their natural habitat again

LvM

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Evolved into a new species

Natural selection led to them developing opposing penises

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"They are slowly returning to their natural habitat again

LvM"

I never truly left .. I merely lurked studying you humans for a while .. what a weird bunch you are too

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"They are slowly returning to their natural habitat again

LvM

I never truly left .. I merely lurked studying you humans for a while .. what a weird bunch you are too "

Trying to learn the power of man's red flower?

LvM

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"They are slowly returning to their natural habitat again

LvM

I never truly left .. I merely lurked studying you humans for a while .. what a weird bunch you are too

Trying to learn the power of man's red flower?

LvM"

I’ve learnt the power of men’s red flower, it’s fun, although it’s more brown than red...

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Monkey sense is tingling ...

It’s like the bat signal, except it’s in the shape of poo

Skilfully cast in a pattern that only us simians understand ... what vexes thee brother monkey"

Nowt vexatious, just pure curiosity as to where all the brother monkeys are these days!

Time was that there was a monkey for every occasion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Monkey sense is tingling ... "

You can probably get a cream for that.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Monkey sense is tingling ...

It’s like the bat signal, except it’s in the shape of poo

Skilfully cast in a pattern that only us simians understand ... what vexes thee brother monkey

Nowt vexatious, just pure curiosity as to where all the brother monkeys are these days!

Time was that there was a monkey for every occasion"

Mr Monkey is most likely devouring his whole chicken. He has 8 meals so most of the day is spoken for.

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

Evolutionary pressure has shifted. Bushes are now stripped bare so even a long necked tortoise can't get a taste.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Evolutionary pressure has shifted. Bushes are now stripped bare so even a long necked tortoise can't get a taste. "

I blame porn for the state of bushes these days

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

I do miss the musings of our dear brother TreeMonkey

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"They are slowly returning to their natural habitat again

LvM

I never truly left .. I merely lurked studying you humans for a while .. what a weird bunch you are too

Trying to learn the power of man's red flower?

LvM"

What do you know of Red's flower??? She hasn't discussed this with me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do miss the musings of our dear brother TreeMonkey"

And jizzymonkey has been gone for over a year I believe.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I do miss the musings of our dear brother TreeMonkey"

I got confused between him and myself

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I do miss the musings of our dear brother TreeMonkey

I got confused between him and myself "

Well .... he was he as you are he as I am me

And we are all together

No wait ... he was the walrus...

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I do miss the musings of our dear brother TreeMonkey

I got confused between him and myself

Well .... he was he as you are he as I am me

And we are all together

No wait ... he was the walrus..."

Thanks for the abstract explanation, I feel much dada now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Monkey sense is tingling ...

It’s like the bat signal, except it’s in the shape of poo

Skilfully cast in a pattern that only us simians understand ... what vexes thee brother monkey

Nowt vexatious, just pure curiosity as to where all the brother monkeys are these days!

Time was that there was a monkey for every occasion

Mr Monkey is most likely devouring his whole chicken. He has 8 meals so most of the day is spoken for. "

I'm in the gym

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since its a monkey thread, I am wondering if anyone knows the story of the Notting Hill monkey jazz band ? A travelling talented troupe of musical monkeys that on their escape caused mayhem in part of west London.

*the link i found is from the guardian, I'm not a reader

https://www.theguardian.com/theguardian/2010/nov/26/archive-another-capture-in-monkey-hunt-1926

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