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By *atalie.. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

So my question is, have you ever had an awesome Idea for a sex position, a maneuver... and it just fell to the ground in a huge ball of fucking flame's, and possibly made you feel/look like a dick for trying it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So my question is, have you ever had an awesome Idea for a sex position, a maneuver... and it just fell to the ground in a huge ball of fucking flame's, and possibly made you feel/look like a dick for trying it "

Flames?!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Sex in the shower; It’s great in theory but when you lean back against the cold tiles.....Jesus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Other than missionary, I'm hopeless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Picking her up. she can pick me up next time.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Haha oh yes .

You've just reminded me .

One of my first ever girlfriends told me she wanted to fuck me outdoors in the rain .

So we went to a nearby park a few days later when it rained and stumbled across a small concreted area with a bench . Looked perfect . So we stripped off and went for it on the bench , I was getting carried away and in my moment of erm.. pleasure I slipped off the bench completely and landed erection first on the cold wet concrete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha oh yes .

You've just reminded me .

One of my first ever girlfriends told me she wanted to fuck me outdoors in the rain .

So we went to a nearby park a few days later when it rained and stumbled across a small concreted area with a bench . Looked perfect . So we stripped off and went for it on the bench , I was getting carried away and in my moment of erm.. pleasure I slipped off the bench completely and landed erection first on the cold wet concrete "

Ouch!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Picking her up. she can pick me up next time. "

That made me laugh

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london


"Haha oh yes .

You've just reminded me .

One of my first ever girlfriends told me she wanted to fuck me outdoors in the rain .

So we went to a nearby park a few days later when it rained and stumbled across a small concreted area with a bench . Looked perfect . So we stripped off and went for it on the bench , I was getting carried away and in my moment of erm.. pleasure I slipped off the bench completely and landed erection first on the cold wet concrete "

Did you snap your willy-wonka?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Doing it in front of a roaring fireplace in a romantic barn-conversion house.

The trouble with some barn conversions is that they retain essential features like being draughty as hell. This meant we had to be close to the fireplace or we quickly got cold, but too close and the heat from the enormous fire was scorching on the bare skin.

That’s without the wood popping every so often and spitting burning cinders directly onto my arse

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Haha oh yes .

You've just reminded me .

One of my first ever girlfriends told me she wanted to fuck me outdoors in the rain .

So we went to a nearby park a few days later when it rained and stumbled across a small concreted area with a bench . Looked perfect . So we stripped off and went for it on the bench , I was getting carried away and in my moment of erm.. pleasure I slipped off the bench completely and landed erection first on the cold wet concrete

Did you snap your willy-wonka? "

It's still attached fortunately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doing it in front of a roaring fireplace in a romantic barn-conversion house.

The trouble with some barn conversions is that they retain essential features like being draughty as hell. This meant we had to be close to the fireplace or we quickly got cold, but too close and the heat from the enormous fire was scorching on the bare skin.

That’s without the wood popping every so often and spitting burning cinders directly onto my arse "

Quickly got cold?

You're not working hard enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha oh yes .

You've just reminded me .

One of my first ever girlfriends told me she wanted to fuck me outdoors in the rain .

So we went to a nearby park a few days later when it rained and stumbled across a small concreted area with a bench . Looked perfect . So we stripped off and went for it on the bench , I was getting carried away and in my moment of erm.. pleasure I slipped off the bench completely and landed erection first on the cold wet concrete "

I just spat tea out with a spontaneous laugh... attractive!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Haha oh yes .

You've just reminded me .

One of my first ever girlfriends told me she wanted to fuck me outdoors in the rain .

So we went to a nearby park a few days later when it rained and stumbled across a small concreted area with a bench . Looked perfect . So we stripped off and went for it on the bench , I was getting carried away and in my moment of erm.. pleasure I slipped off the bench completely and landed erection first on the cold wet concrete

Ouch! "

I kinda said something similar but in rather more colourful language

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I wanted anal on my back but my partners thighs are very long and I was having trouble pushing myself up to meet him.

It didn't happen

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london


"Doing it in front of a roaring fireplace in a romantic barn-conversion house.

The trouble with some barn conversions is that they retain essential features like being draughty as hell. This meant we had to be close to the fireplace or we quickly got cold, but too close and the heat from the enormous fire was scorching on the bare skin.

That’s without the wood popping every so often and spitting burning cinders directly onto my arse "

I bet those embers landing on your arse made you thrust harder. Like a jockey whipping a racehorse to make it go faster

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Haha oh yes .

You've just reminded me .

One of my first ever girlfriends told me she wanted to fuck me outdoors in the rain .

So we went to a nearby park a few days later when it rained and stumbled across a small concreted area with a bench . Looked perfect . So we stripped off and went for it on the bench , I was getting carried away and in my moment of erm.. pleasure I slipped off the bench completely and landed erection first on the cold wet concrete

I just spat tea out with a spontaneous laugh... attractive! "

Still more attractive than I felt at that moment

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Sex in the shower; It’s great in theory but when you lean back against the cold tiles.....Jesus! "

Or the cold shower curtain sticks to your back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We were at a club once and a couple were having missionary position sex in a lounge area on a circular sofa. Another guy was trying to put his cock in her mouth but his timing was off and just kept hitting her on the forehead with it... the more he concentrated the worse it got.....Still makes us laugh out loud now.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Haha oh yes .

You've just reminded me .

One of my first ever girlfriends told me she wanted to fuck me outdoors in the rain .

So we went to a nearby park a few days later when it rained and stumbled across a small concreted area with a bench . Looked perfect . So we stripped off and went for it on the bench , I was getting carried away and in my moment of erm.. pleasure I slipped off the bench completely and landed erection first on the cold wet concrete "

Was it wet concrete that hadn't set, so left your cock impressed by the bench forever, potentially to be unearthed by archaeologists in thousands of years time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car sex, squashy as hell, I like to move around more than they permit.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Sex in the shower; It’s great in theory but when you lean back against the cold tiles.....Jesus! "

Plus the floor can be awfully slippery when looking for grip.

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

The helicopter position. Just doesn't work lol

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By *ony HardcockMan
over a year ago

Shepperton


"Car sex, squashy as hell, I like to move around more than they permit.

"

Depending on the size of the car really. Cabriolets are far better.

??

Having sex in the shower quote made me laugh the walls are fucking freezing or my arse opens the shower door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Car sex, squashy as hell, I like to move around more than they permit.

"

Yep, I remember this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We were at a club once and a couple were having missionary position sex in a lounge area on a circular sofa. Another guy was trying to put his cock in her mouth but his timing was off and just kept hitting her on the forehead with it... the more he concentrated the worse it got.....Still makes us laugh out loud now. "

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke


"We were at a club once and a couple were having missionary position sex in a lounge area on a circular sofa. Another guy was trying to put his cock in her mouth but his timing was off and just kept hitting her on the forehead with it... the more he concentrated the worse it got.....Still makes us laugh out loud now. "

Got the image in my head

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Sex in the shower; It’s great in theory but when you lean back against the cold tiles.....Jesus! "

I'll go with this .... but it's not cold tiles ....

It's wibbly wobbling everywhere trying to get it up .... slippy drippy...... hanging on .... water in your face , making your make up run , soaking the hair you have lovingly shampooed and straightened... and shouting FUCK NOOOOOO THAT IS DEADLY TO FOOFS! when he reaches for soap! No thanks.... I like my sex like I like my clothes dried..... In warm air.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Car sex, squashy as hell, I like to move around more than they permit.

"

O.M.G..... This should have been on my 'what turns you on list' ..........

Cramped but........ y know. Enticing. I wonder if it's early memories that are now hard wired.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not saying I wouldn’t do it again, but lifting someone up against a wall was harder than I thought, she was deceptively heavy and she slowly slid down the wall till we ended up in a heap on the floor. She saw the funny side though. While I went away and worked on my arms and core.

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