FabSwingers.com forum: Give me your pitch

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You know the elevator pitch, where you have the time it takes to get to the next floor to sell your product?

Go on, sell yourself this way.

What makes you so meetable? *when the time comes obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy eating champion who will make you squirt even if you haven’t before. I can lick pussy for hours. Don’t wash by dick or my balls because that’s how manly I am. I will only meet if you promise to not get too attached. So yeah. Fuck now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My*

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Erm .. I make nice Tea

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I'm fucking amazing.

End of pitch.

Now shaddap and let's dance to the elevator music

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm .. I make nice Tea

I am waiting for your famous cottage pie

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By *ausageNmashCouple
over a year ago

Andover

Rosie loves cum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm fucking amazing.

End of pitch.

Now shaddap and let's dance to the elevator music

*elevators voice - going down

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Erm .. I make nice Tea

I am waiting for your famous cottage pie

Be over in July

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm .. I make nice Tea

Grab your coat,you've pulled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm .. I make nice Tea

I am waiting for your famous cottage pie

Be over in July

I'll bring cheesecake

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Erm .. I make nice Tea

I am waiting for your famous cottage pie

Be over in July

I'll bring cheesecake

Awesome. Deal

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I'm fucking amazing.

End of pitch.

Now shaddap and let's dance to the elevator music

*elevators voice - going down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm me. No further explanation required

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'd never sell myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because I'm me. No further explanation required

Sound like L’Oréal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd never sell myself

Are you a rental?

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By *007ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I get on well with cats, dogs and garden birds.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'd never sell myself

Are you a rental?

Ofcourse...I'm a try before you buy kind of woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adorable sweet looking package which when unwrapped gives you the nicest surprise

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

That's me shafted as don't do lifts

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

*elevator door opens to fit stranger...

“You see what we’re upto..?

Wouldn’t you like to join in..?”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's me shafted as don't do lifts

Oh, I get virtigo sometimes. Is that what you mean?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*elevator door opens to fit stranger...

“You see what we’re upto..?

Wouldn’t you like to join in..?”

Im a stranger.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Elevator breaks down. Actions speak louder than words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are buyers, not sellers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We are buyers, not sellers

I am free

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I'm Sophie, you know the rest

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Because I'm me. No further explanation required

Sold!!!!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I've never been good at sales....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I can push people’s buttons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are buyers, not sellers

I am free

Sorry Mr Humphries (that’s a reference for the youngsters on here), you’re not what we are looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have Jaffa Cakes....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make a good Victoria sandwich

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We are buyers, not sellers

I am free

Sorry Mr Humphries (that’s a reference for the youngsters on here), you’re not what we are looking for

Level 3 lingerie

Level 4 homewares I get the reference. I am not as stupid as you look.

*its a joke.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Going up ladies skirts.

Going down men's trousers....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are buyers, not sellers

I am free

Sorry Mr Humphries (that’s a reference for the youngsters on here), you’re not what we are looking for

Level 3 lingerie

Level 4 homewares I get the reference. I am not as stupid as you look.

*its a joke. "

It wasn’t a question if intelligence, more a matter of age hun

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I come with a refund policy.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We are buyers, not sellers

I am free

Sorry Mr Humphries (that’s a reference for the youngsters on here), you’re not what we are looking for

Level 3 lingerie

Level 4 homewares I get the reference. I am not as stupid as you look.

*its a joke.

It wasn’t a question if intelligence, more a matter of age hun

Don’t worry, mine was a terrible joke anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I come with a refund policy..... "

30day free trial?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you never seen Foz in an elavotor do his Horse Whisperer act...the fillys come to him.

Christ I must be bored coming up with this stuff

The last time I was stuck in an Elavotor...true story. I was 12 and with my mate on a family holiday staying in a small 4 story hotel . Whizzing up and down between the floors one night it got stuck between the ground and first floor. We could see the people below us through the Glass window in the old fashioned elavotor door.

A d*unk fireman introduced himself as he came from the wedding party going on. He inquired as to our oxygen levels and did we have enough in a Tipsy Donegal accent. Yes was our answer. Good he said. Just don't FART and he turned and fucked off....Gas Craic is how you could describe that night....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No need for batteries or charging

90 day guarantee, if not satisfied can return, no questions asked.

Has 3 settings - placid

moderate

turbo

DISCLAIMER - accessories not included.

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By *ambo1450Man
over a year ago

Newport

I’m claustrophobic, can we take the stairs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will make you feel lighter. Offload.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I will make you feel lighter. Offload.

Works for me

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Either say yes or I’ll fart in here....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Either say yes or I’ll fart in here...."

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rosie loves cum

You rang?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its getting hot in here

Lets take off all our clothes..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its getting hot in here

Lets take off all our clothes.."

You first. And I promise I will do it next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open my coat to reveal some watches on the inside

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

Ashbourne/leek

Kissable soft lip, slappable arse and all round nice guy. What more do I need to say

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

We know which buttons to press.

What's to loose, nothing except your clothes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We know which buttons to press.

What's to loose, nothing except your clothes."

Why does it sound like you are going to steal my pants?

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