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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've just had a great idea.

You know those funky twisted straws that kids love?

How about making one in the shape of the gastrointestinal tract? Not only fun but educational too. Plus there's the added bonus of knowing that everytime you slake your thirst you're dipping an anus into your Pepsi, or sucking on one, depending on which way up you have the straw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe you should!

I don't know about straws but there are some cute plush organs available. Including intestine and appendix

And my dream...penis neck pillow with a foreskin pocket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe you should!

I don't know about straws but there are some cute plush organs available. Including intestine and appendix

And my dream...penis neck pillow with a foreskin pocket "

A refrigerated one to keep your cheese in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just had a great idea.

You know those funky twisted straws that kids love?

How about making one in the shape of the gastrointestinal tract? Not only fun but educational too. Plus there's the added bonus of knowing that everytime you slake your thirst you're dipping an anus into your Pepsi, or sucking on one, depending on which way up you have the straw. "

Pepsi was so called because it was invented to ease dispepsia or indigestion. So great voice of drink there OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just had a great idea.

You know those funky twisted straws that kids love?

How about making one in the shape of the gastrointestinal tract? Not only fun but educational too. Plus there's the added bonus of knowing that everytime you slake your thirst you're dipping an anus into your Pepsi, or sucking on one, depending on which way up you have the straw.

Pepsi was so called because it was invented to ease dispepsia or indigestion. So great voice of drink there OP. "

*choice of drink. Not voice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just had a great idea.

You know those funky twisted straws that kids love?

How about making one in the shape of the gastrointestinal tract? Not only fun but educational too. Plus there's the added bonus of knowing that everytime you slake your thirst you're dipping an anus into your Pepsi, or sucking on one, depending on which way up you have the straw.

Pepsi was so called because it was invented to ease dispepsia or indigestion. So great voice of drink there OP. "

Entirely unintentional but thanks anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe you should!

I don't know about straws but there are some cute plush organs available. Including intestine and appendix

And my dream...penis neck pillow with a foreskin pocket

A refrigerated one to keep your cheese in "

Haha. No! I will send you a pic if you want ?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Wouldn't it take a long time to get the drink all the way through the straw? It would be a pretty long path. I wouldn't want a straw that needed me to keep taking breaths while I'm using it.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"I've just had a great idea.

You know those funky twisted straws that kids love?

How about making one in the shape of the gastrointestinal tract? Not only fun but educational too. Plus there's the added bonus of knowing that everytime you slake your thirst you're dipping an anus into your Pepsi, or sucking on one, depending on which way up you have the straw.

Pepsi was so called because it was invented to ease dispepsia or indigestion. So great voice of drink there OP. "

Oooh, I didn't know that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe you should!

I don't know about straws but there are some cute plush organs available. Including intestine and appendix

And my dream...penis neck pillow with a foreskin pocket

A refrigerated one to keep your cheese in

Haha. No! I will send you a pic if you want ? "

The only dick pic I wouldn't mind in my inbox

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