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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That makes you laugh.

We all have a joke no-one else laughs at but you giggle each time you tell it. So go on.

Make us laugh...or make yourself laugh again.

*i don’t know how this thread will go really.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Haha gaga

Lala

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

What would you rather be or a wasp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two cows in a field, one shouts out ‘moooo’ the other turns and says ‘I was gonna say that’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two snowmen in a field, one sniffs and turns to the other and asks ‘can you smell carrots’

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What would you rather be or a wasp"

Haha. good. In text too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do yoi make a bear cross?

Nail them together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whenever someone happens to have a dentist appointment at 2:30 I can never help but have a giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Terrible just terrible.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I was invited to a camoflague swingers party. You had to throw your khakis into a bowl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was invited to a camoflague swingers party. You had to throw your khakis into a bowl"

Whay have I never heard that before?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I was invited to a camoflague swingers party. You had to throw your khakis into a bowl

Whay have I never heard that before? "

New joke from Gary Delaney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"

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By *00KissesCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge

What's got 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog

Sorry - no dogs were hurt in the telling of this awful joke

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

You know how if you want to say an emphatic yes you can say "Is the Pope Catholic? Do bears shit in the woods?"

Well if I want to say an emphatic no, I swap them over and say "Are bears Catholic? Does the Pope shit in the woods?"

I think they are funny images and pretty clear what I'm doing, but I'm usually met with blank looks of total confusion. Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My girlfriend broke up with me recently for sleeping with her twin, I told her I got mixed up but she didn’t believe me. I don’t blame her though as she has long blonde hair and blue eyes whereas her twin has a moustache and called Gary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do donkeys get for lunch at Blackpool Beach ?

1/2 an hour

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By *tevecabra7Man
over a year ago

cabra

What ya call a girl with a laptop on her head???? Adell

What ya call a Spanish fireman?? HoseA

What ya call his brother?

HoseB

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

An Eskimo is out for a drive one day when his car breaks down and he is forced to call out the Alaskan AA.

The Eskimo stands in the howling wind and waits for the mechanic to arrive and when the mechanic reaches the broken car, he sets to work, looking under the bonnet until he appears to have located the problem.

He looks up at the Eskimo and says, "You've blown a seal, mate." To which the Eskimo hastily replies, "No, I haven't. That's just frost on my moustache."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Son comes home from school and catches his dad fucking his mum, the dad gives a seedy wink and shoos the boy out the room.

Next day the dad comes home from work to find son fucking his nan , son winks and says “see you don’t like it when it’s your mum”

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

A horse walks into a man. The barman asks, "what's with the long bar?"

Hold on, a barman walks into a horse...damn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you lake a dog go woof?

Set light to its tail!

I know, it’s bad but my 7 year old nephew told me that one and it made me chuckle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a poo.

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