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Rose picker’s disease

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By *an4fun OP   Man
over a year ago

london

Or, sporotrichosis as you lot probably know it by

I stumbled across this infection because I have the tip of a rose thorn buried under the skin of one of my fingers and I was looking for tips to remove it. I've been hacking away it with the tip of a needle but the cheeky fella is refusing to leave. I do have a hatchet in the shed but that will be used as a last resort.

I don't want to die! Can someone rock me gently and tell me everything will be OK...

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Have you tried popping some magnesium sulphate paste on it and then cover the area with gaffer tape for a day or so. It might help dislodge it.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

How deep in is it?

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By *an4fun OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Have you tried popping some magnesium sulphate paste on it and then cover the area with gaffer tape for a day or so. It might help dislodge it."

That would solve the issue but take half my skin away in the process, no?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"Have you tried popping some magnesium sulphate paste on it and then cover the area with gaffer tape for a day or so. It might help dislodge it.

That would solve the issue but take half my skin away in the process, no?"

No. Unless you have Hulk strength.

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By *an4fun OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"How deep in is it? "

Frustratingly not that deep. I can see the whites it's eyes

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Or soak it in warm water for a while, then get your tweezers on the case?

I'll kiss it better if that doesn't do the trick

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By *an4fun OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Or soak it in warm water for a while, then get your tweezers on the case?

I'll kiss it better if that doesn't do the trick "

It doesn't have a tail for me to latch on to. All of it is buried. Kisses are always welcome though

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By *riendly older leggy wifeCouple
over a year ago

london

Man up,and get the tweezers in there

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Soak it in hot water for 10 minutes and it should pop out when you squeeze it.

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By *aria_dreamgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

stockport

Magnesium sulphate in a small tub is a very effective drawing ointment. Blind spots are brought to the surface so hopefully it will work for you op

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

O.P.

Shallow thorns first.....

Look at it under a magnifier. If you can see it use tweezers if the end is sticking out. If the end isn't sticking out then try sellotape and pull back the opposite way that the thorn went in.

Deep thorns. ( ive done this and it works )

Make a paste with Bicarb or baking powder. Put the paste over the thorn area. Put a plaster over that. Leave it over night. Do NOT mess with it.

In the morning your finger will be soft, white , puffy and dead looking and the thorn will have come to the top of the wound etc......

CLEAN IT THOROUGHLY BEFORE STARTING AND DON'T SQUEEZE

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By *an4fun OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"O.P.

Shallow thorns first.....

Look at it under a magnifier. If you can see it use tweezers if the end is sticking out. If the end isn't sticking out then try sellotape and pull back the opposite way that the thorn went in.

Deep thorns. ( ive done this and it works )

Make a paste with Bicarb or baking powder. Put the paste over the thorn area. Put a plaster over that. Leave it over night. Do NOT mess with it.

In the morning your finger will be soft, white , puffy and dead looking and the thorn will have come to the top of the wound etc......

CLEAN IT THOROUGHLY BEFORE STARTING AND DON'T SQUEEZE"

That's the only ingredient, of all the others suggested, that I have to hand. I've left it for over 24 hours so it's fairly deep.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Your finger needs softening overnight.

Get on with it. The paste will cleanse too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tinternet search vaccum suction using a syringe that come free in calpol etc

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

The blood of a bisexual dragon

The feather from a witches corset

The fangs of a dominatrix

and the juice from a 14h century nun

Stand on one leg, doesn't have to be your own, say the magic words: "I love cock" three times so your neighbours hear.

It will have gone by morning.

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By *an4fun OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"The blood of a bisexual dragon

The feather from a witches corset

The fangs of a dominatrix

and the juice from a 14h century nun

Stand on one leg, doesn't have to be your own, say the magic words: "I love cock" three times so your neighbours hear.

It will have gone by morning.

"

You see! I knew I'd find an expert on the forums.

Now, I wonder if Tescos sell 14th century nun juice...

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I use sudocreme and a plaster over night for thorns and splinters

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

As a carpenter of over 35years had plenty a splinter over the years.

I have a few methods.

1.

A clean sterile Stanley knife blade is very good.

2.

Suck the fucker out.

3.

Leave it alone usually works it's way out all by itself.

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By *tstillworksMan
over a year ago

Darlington


"The blood of a bisexual dragon

The feather from a witches corset

The fangs of a dominatrix

and the juice from a 14h century nun

Stand on one leg, doesn't have to be your own, say the magic words: "I love cock" three times so your neighbours hear.

That won’t work

You missed out

Roman centurion’s belly water

It will have gone by morning.

"

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine


"The blood of a bisexual dragon

The feather from a witches corset

The fangs of a dominatrix

and the juice from a 14h century nun

Stand on one leg, doesn't have to be your own, say the magic words: "I love cock" three times so your neighbours hear.

It will have gone by morning.

You see! I knew I'd find an expert on the forums.

Now, I wonder if Tescos sell 14th century nun juice..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mouth waters at these things, spots and blackheads included

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