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"Is that really something that should be necessary to say? If you're going to take sexy selfies in the bathroom mirror, wipe the toothpaste splatters off first eh?! How do you know it’s toothpaste? " Ew (vomit) | |||
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"Is that really something that should be necessary to say? If you're going to take sexy selfies in the bathroom mirror, wipe the toothpaste splatters off first eh?! How do you know it’s toothpaste? Ew (vomit)" No, it's definitely not vomit, unless they're vomiting toothpaste. Or chalk. Or Tippex. Which I guess are good things to vomit if they're getting inside you in the first place. | |||
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"Sorry but, just started singing in when I saw the word mirror. Head at your feet, fool to your crown Pissed on my plate, swallowed it down Enmity gauged, united by fear Tried to endure What I could not forgive Saw things Saw things Saw things Saw things Clearer Clearer once you, were in my rearviewmirror" Now there's a band that makes me want to vomit... Or at least rip of own skin off... | |||
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"Those splatters aren't toothpaste... LvM" Nobody needs to hear about your yoghurt sploshing fetish again my friend. ... or do they? | |||
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"Is that really something that should be necessary to say? If you're going to take sexy selfies in the bathroom mirror, wipe the toothpaste splatters off first eh?! How do you know it’s toothpaste? Ew (vomit) No, it's definitely not vomit, unless they're vomiting toothpaste. Or chalk. Or Tippex. Which I guess are good things to vomit if they're getting inside you in the first place." It was a failed emoji attempt | |||
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"Those splatters aren't toothpaste... LvM Nobody needs to hear about your yoghurt sploshing fetish again my friend. ... or do they?" This seems to be the kind of place to find those people I don't suppose you'd fancy me slinging some yoghurt at you? | |||
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"Is that really something that should be necessary to say? If you're going to take sexy selfies in the bathroom mirror, wipe the toothpaste splatters off first eh?! How do you know it’s toothpaste? Ew (vomit)" laughing | |||
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"Those splatters aren't toothpaste... LvM Nobody needs to hear about your yoghurt sploshing fetish again my friend. ... or do they? This seems to be the kind of place to find those people I don't suppose you'd fancy me slinging some yoghurt at you? " I’ll assume the position. Closing my eyes this time though, you’re a crap shot. | |||
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"Those splatters aren't toothpaste... LvM Nobody needs to hear about your yoghurt sploshing fetish again my friend. ... or do they? This seems to be the kind of place to find those people I don't suppose you'd fancy me slinging some yoghurt at you? I’ll assume the position. Closing my eyes this time though, you’re a crap shot." If you're up for it, I could use a weekly practice session. LvM | |||
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"Is that really something that should be necessary to say? If you're going to take sexy selfies in the bathroom mirror, wipe the toothpaste splatters off first eh?!" The mirror was squeaky clean, actually. I was in Homebase at the time, though, to be fair | |||
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"Sorry but, just started singing in when I saw the word mirror. Head at your feet, fool to your crown Pissed on my plate, swallowed it down Enmity gauged, united by fear Tried to endure What I could not forgive Saw things Saw things Saw things Saw things Clearer Clearer once you, were in my rearviewmirror" Top song,amazing band | |||
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"Who splatters toothpaste on a mirror? " My god damn kids. And on the window, and basically a general spray around the bathroom as they tit around brushing their teeth. | |||
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"Is that really something that should be necessary to say? If you're going to take sexy selfies in the bathroom mirror, wipe the toothpaste splatters off first eh?! How do you know it’s toothpaste? " Pmsl | |||
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