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By *ntrepid Explorers OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Is that really something that should be necessary to say? If you're going to take sexy selfies in the bathroom mirror, wipe the toothpaste splatters off first eh?!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Who splatters toothpaste on a mirror?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that really something that should be necessary to say? If you're going to take sexy selfies in the bathroom mirror, wipe the toothpaste splatters off first eh?!"

How do you know it’s toothpaste?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve just seen a few pictures and though the same...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that really something that should be necessary to say? If you're going to take sexy selfies in the bathroom mirror, wipe the toothpaste splatters off first eh?!

How do you know it’s toothpaste? "

Ew (vomit)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot off people don’t think to check before posting a pic but they really should as it may make things a lot better

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Sorry but, just started singing in when I saw the word mirror.

Head at your feet, fool to your crown

Pissed on my plate, swallowed it down

Enmity gauged, united by fear

Tried to endure

What I could not forgive

Saw things

Saw things

Saw things

Saw things

Clearer

Clearer once you, were in my rearviewmirror

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Is that really something that should be necessary to say? If you're going to take sexy selfies in the bathroom mirror, wipe the toothpaste splatters off first eh?!

How do you know it’s toothpaste?

Ew (vomit)"

No, it's definitely not vomit, unless they're vomiting toothpaste. Or chalk. Or Tippex. Which I guess are good things to vomit if they're getting inside you in the first place.

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Sorry but, just started singing in when I saw the word mirror.

Head at your feet, fool to your crown

Pissed on my plate, swallowed it down

Enmity gauged, united by fear

Tried to endure

What I could not forgive

Saw things

Saw things

Saw things

Saw things

Clearer

Clearer once you, were in my rearviewmirror"

Now there's a band that makes me want to vomit... Or at least rip of own skin off...

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Those splatters aren't toothpaste...

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha those things sometimes show up more on camera though! I've definitely been shocked before when seeing the amount of dust that showed up on my mirror in my pics, that I hadn't seen under a normal light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those splatters aren't toothpaste...

LvM"

Nobody needs to hear about your yoghurt sploshing fetish again my friend.

... or do they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that really something that should be necessary to say? If you're going to take sexy selfies in the bathroom mirror, wipe the toothpaste splatters off first eh?!

How do you know it’s toothpaste?

Ew (vomit)

No, it's definitely not vomit, unless they're vomiting toothpaste. Or chalk. Or Tippex. Which I guess are good things to vomit if they're getting inside you in the first place."

It was a failed emoji attempt

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Those splatters aren't toothpaste...

LvM

Nobody needs to hear about your yoghurt sploshing fetish again my friend.

... or do they?"

This seems to be the kind of place to find those people I don't suppose you'd fancy me slinging some yoghurt at you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that really something that should be necessary to say? If you're going to take sexy selfies in the bathroom mirror, wipe the toothpaste splatters off first eh?!

How do you know it’s toothpaste?

Ew (vomit)"

laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those splatters aren't toothpaste...

LvM

Nobody needs to hear about your yoghurt sploshing fetish again my friend.

... or do they?

This seems to be the kind of place to find those people I don't suppose you'd fancy me slinging some yoghurt at you? "

I’ll assume the position.

Closing my eyes this time though, you’re a crap shot.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Those splatters aren't toothpaste...

LvM

Nobody needs to hear about your yoghurt sploshing fetish again my friend.

... or do they?

This seems to be the kind of place to find those people I don't suppose you'd fancy me slinging some yoghurt at you?

I’ll assume the position.

Closing my eyes this time though, you’re a crap shot."

If you're up for it, I could use a weekly practice session.

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that really something that should be necessary to say? If you're going to take sexy selfies in the bathroom mirror, wipe the toothpaste splatters off first eh?!"

The mirror was squeaky clean, actually. I was in Homebase at the time, though, to be fair

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"Sorry but, just started singing in when I saw the word mirror.

Head at your feet, fool to your crown

Pissed on my plate, swallowed it down

Enmity gauged, united by fear

Tried to endure

What I could not forgive

Saw things

Saw things

Saw things

Saw things

Clearer

Clearer once you, were in my rearviewmirror"

Top song,amazing band

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who splatters toothpaste on a mirror? "

My god damn kids. And on the window, and basically a general spray around the bathroom as they tit around brushing their teeth.

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire


"Is that really something that should be necessary to say? If you're going to take sexy selfies in the bathroom mirror, wipe the toothpaste splatters off first eh?!

How do you know it’s toothpaste? "

Pmsl

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