FabSwingers.com forum: What's that noise?

By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

There's a strange banging noise coming from somewhere in my house.

At first I thought it was the gutteral noises of a cat about to vomit but was too regular.

Then I thought it was someone doing work outside but as I moved closer toward my washing machine....Oh.... Its my wand in the washing machine!

Forgot it was in bed with me, stripped the bed with it bundled up in the covers and now it's bumping around in my duvet cover!

It's a waterproof one though so hoping it will survive

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"There's a strange banging noise coming from somewhere in my house.

At first I thought it was the gutteral noises of a cat about to vomit but was too regular.

Then I thought it was someone doing work outside but as I moved closer toward my washing machine....Oh.... Its my wand in the washing machine!

Forgot it was in bed with me, stripped the bed with it bundled up in the covers and now it's bumping around in my duvet cover!

It's a waterproof one though so hoping it will survive

But it got you out of bed though

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Nooooooooooo

I hope it survives. My TV remote did

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Nooooooooooo

I hope it survives. My TV remote did"

No way

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

If it gets jammed in the works it could make an interesting visit from the repair man

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Nooooooooooo

I hope it survives. My TV remote did

No way

Yep, I too did the scoop of bedding not realising it was in there. The only thing that doesn't work on it is the volume button. I was right chuffed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too funny, sorry!

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Well they do say you should clean your sex toys, I’m just not sure they meant at 30’o in a colourfast cycle.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Well they do say you should clean your sex toys, I’m just not sure they meant at 30’o in a colourfast cycle."

There was a sitcom years ago based around a brothel and they used to put their's in the dishwasher - similar principle I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great start to the week ...

Praying for your wand

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

My waterproof toy didn’t t survive two baths

Praying for your wand

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"My waterproof toy didn’t t survive two baths

Praying for your wand

Oh no!

This cycle is taking ages!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Well it's out and charging! Think orgasm by dinner time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well it's out and charging! Think orgasm by dinner time

Or put the washer on spin and hop on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fish called Wand-a

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Good news! It works

Big up love honey and their washing machine proof wands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a bad habit off doing something along the same lines but it’s more jeans pocket money bank cards once my phone

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Good news! It works

Big up love honey and their washing machine proof wands

superb!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Good news! It works

Big up love honey and their washing machine proof wands

You should post a review on the website

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good news! It works

Big up love honey and their washing machine proof wands

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Good news! It works

Big up love honey and their washing machine proof wands

superb!"

I might go leave a review

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Good news! It works

Big up love honey and their washing machine proof wands

You should post a review on the website

Oh haha we posted at the same time

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Good news! It works

Big up love honey and their washing machine proof wands

You should post a review on the website

Oh haha we posted at the same time

Great minds!

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