FabSwingers.com forum: You know your a minger when......

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As a single bi fem you don't get 100's and 100's of mail a day saying "fancy a shag"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a single bi fem you don't get 100's and 100's of mail a day saying "fancy a shag"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As a single bi fem you don't get 100's and 100's of mail a day saying "fancy a shag"

And yes wrong your bite me

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over a year ago

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

"As a single bi fem you don't get 100's and 100's of mail a day saying "fancy a shag"

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pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you're a minger when ......... your mirror turns its face to the wall.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You know you're a minger when ......... your mirror turns its face to the wall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know your a minger when...

you get more mail when you take your pics off

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

You know your a minger when

You get thanks but no thanks replies from EVERY single man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know your a minger when......the cat tried to bury you in the litter tray as a child.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you know your a minger when....

The amount of mail you get is so few you have tiem to reply to all of them

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

when quasimodo, replies thanks but know thanks

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

You know you're a minger when ...

you turn yourself down for a wank.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

When all the mirrors in your house are cracked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know when your a minger, when I look in the mirror and feel sorry for meself!! LOL.

But at least im trying................

& Not getting very far lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

When you hav'nt even said hello to your meet and hes put a bag over your head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get hundreds and hundreds of PMs because:

* I apply all the relevant filters

* I am not searchable via the internet

* I am not searchable via FAB as I have not indicated the type of people I am looking for.

I would like to believe I do not get many PMs by design, and not because I am a minger. However, I could be deluded by my own grandeur!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I'm with pearl on this one, my inbox is not full... Must be a minger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know your a minger when...

you get more mail when you take your pics off

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yes saying how lovely you look , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im shy, so dont usually mail anyone, I normally just 'Wink' at them and hope for the best lol. Unless they have an interesting profile and or pix that I like, then unfortunately I cant resist sending them a complimenting msg. Mind you I then get told to F'Off or Blocked lol. Im not having much luck here so far. lol. Maybe I am too soft and lack the harshness of being totally sex mad and or maybe desperate?? Time will tell, hopefully not too long though, im lieable to die early.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're meet puts a bag on their head as well as yours - just to be sure!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thay only wish to meet you in the dark ,

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

You no you're a minger when if someone had to have sex with you to save theirr life……

They'd choose burial or cremation?

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

"I'm with pearl on this one, my inbox is not full... Must be a minger!

What is this "Inbox" you speak of???

You know your a minger when.....the only message you get is off FAB Admin thanking you for renewing your Site Supporter status...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know ur a minger when.....even the ugly tree shys away from you......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're meet puts a bag on their head as well as yours - just to be sure!!

You been talking to Ryan

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By *am sampsonMan
over a year ago

cwmbran

when someone refers to you as a double bagger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You find out the doctor slapped your mother in the mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you know your a minger when....

The amount of mail you get is so few you have tiem to reply to all of them

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A guess we best go sit in the mingers corner then

* sits on coffin *

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"I'm with pearl on this one, my inbox is not full... Must be a minger!

What is this "Inbox" you speak of???

You know your a minger when.....the only message you get is off FAB Admin thanking you for renewing your Site Supporter status...

that me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know when your a minger when you come to aparently '1 of the best swinging sites online' and you still dont get any messages. LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they ask you to put a bag over your head ...... and you are only meeting socially in costa coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"they ask you to put a bag over your head ...... and you are only meeting socially in costa coffee "
you would get some weird looks from people looking on , lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
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over a year ago

Central

You know you're a minger when your photos submitted for approval are rejected due to them containing perceived animals/bestiality.

CCTV cameras everywhere turn quickly away

No=one says that your dog resembles you, as they are sensitive to the dog's emotional wellbeing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You just have to read my profile, and it says it all lol.

I cant help being honest & upfront ( most of the time ) lol. I am my own worst enemy!!

If I had friends like me, I wouldnt need enemies lol.

Id just be here all alone, bored, sitting here by the PC / phone, wondering why no-one ever contacts me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know when ure a minger, when caught on a speed camera, and the prosecuter dont take any action to prove it was you driving and let you off with a sympathy vote!!

I would wonder who they where running away from, or being chased away to have been speeding in the first place??

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"when quasimodo, replies thanks but know thanks"

This is humpist!

He may be ugly but he isn't desparate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a single bi fem you don't get 100's and 100's of mail a day saying "fancy a shag"

haha one of my friends ive watched her check fab and get arsey when they had no messages everytime she kept checking back lol was funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You just have to read my profile, and it says it all lol.

I cant help being honest & upfront ( most of the time ) lol. I am my own worst enemy!!

If I had friends like me, I wouldnt need enemies lol.

Id just be here all alone, bored, sitting here by the PC / phone, wondering why no-one ever contacts me!!

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I know that feeling lol

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By *imples91Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

"I'm with pearl on this one, my inbox is not full... Must be a minger!

same lol

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By *aldybiMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

You fall asleep on your meet's arm and she chews it off rather than wake you up.

Otherwise known as "coyote ugly"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You fall asleep on your meet's arm and she chews it off rather than wake you up.

Otherwise known as "coyote ugly""

Love that film

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By *r AntrimMan
over a year ago

lisburn

"As a single bi fem you don't get 100's and 100's of mail a day saying "fancy a shag"

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...Fancy a shag

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As a single bi fem you don't get 100's and 100's of mail a day saying "fancy a shag"

...Fancy a shag

Put it in me box

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

When a guy asks you out for a drink and he means to the local river

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you're a minger when even discreetdundee doesn't mail you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you put a steak round your neck and the dog won't even play with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You fall asleep on your meet's arm and she chews it off rather than wake you up.

Otherwise known as "coyote ugly""
i believe thats known as being a stumper......

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

You know you're a minger when....they accept your friend invite then delete you after they've seen your pics.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"You're meet puts a bag on their head as well as yours - just to be sure!!

You been talking to Ryan

What's with all the bag comments? I'm getting a complex here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're meet puts a bag on their head as well as yours - just to be sure!!

You been talking to Ryan

What's with all the bag comments? I'm getting a complex here

Dont worry... Ya too simple to get complex...;-)

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"You're meet puts a bag on their head as well as yours - just to be sure!!

You been talking to Ryan

What's with all the bag comments? I'm getting a complex here

Dont worry... Ya too simple to get complex...;-)"

Do you challenge me to a duel sir

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"As a single bi fem you don't get 100's and 100's of mail a day saying "fancy a shag"

I am a minger than

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

you have to tout for compliments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

typical woman always expecting the mails to come flying in, get up of ur arse and mail ME for sex...am tired of hunting down delicious fanny!-time U's done some work!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"you have to tout for compliments

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No, lol... I was being serious! Admittedly us girls get lots of mail but I dont think 50 + a day every day is the norm once you have been on the site for a while. I suppose it depends what you count, I get lots of mail from people I know but not necessrily 50 new "proposals" a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you have to tout for compliments

No, lol... I was being serious! Admittedly us girls get lots of mail but I dont think 50 + a day every day is the norm once you have been on the site for a while. I suppose it depends what you count, I get lots of mail from people I know but not necessrily 50 new "proposals" a day

I get 50 different proposals a day ..... but I mail Paddy back and tell him he's purvverse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know your a minger when...... When you get double bagged. Just encase the 1st one rips

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"you have to tout for compliments

I get 50 different proposals a day ..... but I mail Paddy back and tell him he's purvverse."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know youre a minger when even the nutters on the bus won't sit next to you!!!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Ahhh jeez, you just confirmed it ruggers!

Paddy never mails me, let alone stalks me. I'm a minger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're frantically masturbating, catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror - and it all goes soft!

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By *rank_SimoneCouple
over a year ago

Bideford

You know when ya a minger when you send yourself a message and you still don't get a reply

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"You know when ya a minger when you send yourself a message and you still don't get a reply

worse when you block yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you know when you area minger when you get given two bags, 1 for you and 1 for him in case yours falls off during sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you know your a minger when the wicked witch's mirror wont talk to you

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

buzzards circle your deck chair

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

A lottery win can't get you laid

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"A lottery win can't get you laid

It's not all its cracked up to be trust me. Can't spend mine quick enough

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By *hyguy 43Man
over a year ago

Swansea

"You know you're a minger when....they accept your friend invite then delete you after they've seen your pics.

That happend to me last night

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"You know you're a minger when....they accept your friend invite then delete you after they've seen your pics.

That happend to me last night

And me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U know ur a minger when at birth ur mum cwtches the after birth and proudly names it billy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know you're a minger when....they accept your friend invite then delete you after they've seen your pics.

That happend to me last night

And me.

I'm still wanking at them

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"You know you're a minger when....they accept your friend invite then delete you after they've seen your pics.

That happend to me last night

And me.

I'm still wanking at them"

Yes, but Paddy, not everyone has no taste.

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By *hyguy 43Man
over a year ago

Swansea

"You know you're a minger when....they accept your friend invite then delete you after they've seen your pics.

That happend to me last night

And me.

Shall we start our own club ?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"You know you're a minger when....they accept your friend invite then delete you after they've seen your pics.

That happend to me last night

And me.

Shall we start our own club ?

LOL not sure being unattractive is a selling point on here.

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By *hyguy 43Man
over a year ago

Swansea

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By *hyguy 43Man
over a year ago

Swansea

"You know you're a minger when....they accept your friend invite then delete you after they've seen your pics.

That happend to me last night

And me.

Shall we start our own club ?

LOL not sure being unattractive is a selling point on here.

Oh well looks like its just me in the club then

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

You don't look like your pictures how long ago were they taken...

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Even your family don't put up your face pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You take off all mail filters and change age range to 18-99 and still your mail box does not have 100's and 100's of messages saying 'fancy a shag'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always though it was when you had to hang a pork chop round your neck and apple sauce up your box. 2 pork chops if you are really bad and you want someone to play with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to post on a thread like tis one. Who is up for a sympathy shag?

Honestly who is????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're meet puts a bag on their head as well as yours - just to be sure!!

You been talking to Ryan

What's with all the bag comments? I'm getting a complex here

Dont worry... Ya too simple to get complex...;-)

Do you challenge me to a duel sir"

Surely you wouldnt enter into a battle of wits with an unarmed man sir...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Counts me in then, wonder why my meets have been more interested in the opening of the Olympics and the weather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When Admin insist that you use the silhouette avatar...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When Admin insist that you use the silhouette avatar...

So why havnt you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When 100's of fabsters report your face pic as 'offensive' and admin take it down, suggesting you post one of your elbow/knee/big toe instead as it may improve your chances!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get a wink from a bloke whos profile says hes looking for biguys or tv's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..you end up on Jeremy Kyle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"..you end up on Jeremy Kyle."

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"You're meet puts a bag on their head as well as yours - just to be sure!!

You been talking to Ryan

What's with all the bag comments? I'm getting a complex here

Dont worry... Ya too simple to get complex...;-)

Do you challenge me to a duel sir

Surely you wouldnt enter into a battle of wits with an unarmed man sir...

Hmmm maybe not but at least you have clothes. I shall summon my quick witted friend shhh25 to thrash you

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By *l_and_geeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Edinburgh

they can't meet you cos it's bin night!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"..you end up on Jeremy Kyle.

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