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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Really, I don’t know about you, tell us all something about you.

For me when I was at primary school, we used to call it juniors in those bad old days, I was the best swimmer in a small school, as an adult, I’m decidedly an average swimmer.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I can't put my face under water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do an excellent cartwheel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are both geeks

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I do an excellent cartwheel "

The last time I attempted a cartwheel I broke my wrist

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I used to be able to cartwheel round the entire exterior of the school building!

Mrs kf x

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I can't put my face under water "

I bet you have a whale of a time doing that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Before I was on fab I was once considering becoming a vicar

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I do an excellent cartwheel "

That is like to see. Naked of course

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Before I was on fab I was once considering becoming a vicar"

That would have been saucy.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"We are both geeks"

They say it takes one to know one.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I used to be able to cartwheel round the entire exterior of the school building!

Mrs kf x"

Could you not walk.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

I’m a trained ballet dancer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Before I was on fab I was once considering becoming a vicar

That would have been saucy. "

Are you picturing stockings and corset hidden under a cassock?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Before I was on fab I was once considering becoming a vicar

That would have been saucy.

Are you picturing stockings and corset hidden under a cassock?

Errr yes

Amen to that.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’m a trained ballet dancer

Can I have a peek under your tutu.

Very impressive by the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a robot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Before I was on fab I was once considering becoming a vicar

That would have been saucy.

Are you picturing stockings and corset hidden under a cassock?

Errr yes

Amen to that.

Maybe I missed a photo trick in my profile...got ideas now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its my birthday and only one friend has texted to wish me a happy birthday.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Its my birthday and only one friend has texted to wish me a happy birthday. "

Happy birthday x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its my birthday and only one friend has texted to wish me a happy birthday. "

Happy birthday....im sure more will be in touch later

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Its my birthday and only one friend has texted to wish me a happy birthday. "

Happy birthday, the plus side is they must be a good friend.

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By *cloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull

"Its my birthday and only one friend has texted to wish me a happy birthday.

Happy birthday....im sure more will be in touch later

Happy Birthday!!

It's still early - I'm sure your friends haven't forgotten

Have a beautiful day

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Before I was on fab I was once considering becoming a vicar

That would have been saucy.

Are you picturing stockings and corset hidden under a cassock?

Errr yes

Amen to that.

Maybe I missed a photo trick in my profile...got ideas now

If you’d like me to check them out for you

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I am a robot

Yet your boobs look so real.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do an excellent cartwheel "

Can you cartwheel onto a cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Before I was on fab I was once considering becoming a vicar

That would have been saucy.

Are you picturing stockings and corset hidden under a cassock?

Errr yes

Amen to that.

Maybe I missed a photo trick in my profile...got ideas now

If you’d like me to check them out for you

They are there to be looked at...do let me know of any obvious omissions. I'd hate to think I'd missed an idea

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By *xhibitionistbenMan
over a year ago

Ware / Kings Cross

I have recently opened an Etsy shop selling my paintings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well a very happy birthday to you! I’m sure you’ll receive more txts as the day goes on x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I can do the splits and walk a tight rope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I enjoy learning to speak other languages, currently I'm working on Russian.

Also I can't ride a bicycle very well.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I have recently opened an Etsy shop selling my paintings.

Good luck, I hope it goes well for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to run cross country and was the best in my year group! It took a year for them to work out I knew a sneaky cut through taking a third off the distance! Still.... was a hero for that time

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By *rOralMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I am the worst chit-chat companion during a road trip or during a flight. I’ll fall asleep before you notice...like seriously quick

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I speak 5 languages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I speak one language. The language of lurve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up until last summer I couldn't swim. Now I can swim.... but only underwater and as far as one breath will take me

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By *xhibitionistbenMan
over a year ago

Ware / Kings Cross

"I have recently opened an Etsy shop selling my paintings.

Good luck, I hope it goes well for you. "

Thank you very much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I loved performing as a kid. Reciting poems, singing and dancing, any chance really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to school b4 I could speak, good times lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can fart on demand, still not sure if thats a good or bad thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can fart on demand, still not sure if thats a good or bad thing.

Like a tune or something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know how to swim or ride a bike

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By *lackHardDickMan
over a year ago

London

On the road I get chatted up by females on a regular but on here its like searching for a needle in a haystack

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I can do the splits and walk a tight rope"

At the same time, now that’s a skill.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I used to run cross country and was the best in my year group! It took a year for them to work out I knew a sneaky cut through taking a third off the distance! Still.... was a hero for that time

I’d imagine the man the legend.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I am the worst chit-chat companion during a road trip or during a flight. I’ll fall asleep before you notice...like seriously quick

Haha brilliant.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I speak 5 languages "

I struggle with one.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I speak one language. The language of lurve

Nice penis

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Up until last summer I couldn't swim. Now I can swim.... but only underwater and as far as one breath will take me

Keep trying.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I can fart on demand, still not sure if thats a good or bad thing.

Definitely good.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I loved performing as a kid. Reciting poems, singing and dancing, any chance really

I bet your family loved the entertainment.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I went to school b4 I could speak, good times lol "

Crikey that must have been tough.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I can fart on demand, still not sure if thats a good or bad thing.

Like a tune or something?

I’m thinking oompah band.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I don't know how to swim or ride a bike

Would you like to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I loved performing as a kid. Reciting poems, singing and dancing, any chance really

I bet your family loved the entertainment. "

And school;-)

Yes they were very proud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't swim,even though I had lessons a few of years ago.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I'm an old gamer

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I can't swim,even though I had lessons a few of years ago.

Would you like holding up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't swim,even though I had lessons a few of years ago.

Would you like holding up.

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't swim,even though I had lessons a few of years ago.

You should be ok with those magnificent floatation devices.

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By *.S.17Woman
over a year ago

Midlands

I’m doing a whole house renovation on my own! Full of tradesmen fantasy’s

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’m doing a whole house renovation on my own! Full of tradesmen fantasy’s

Would you like a hand on your skirting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't swim,even though I had lessons a few of years ago.

You should be ok with those magnificent floatation devices.

If only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know how to swim or ride a bike

Would you like to. "

Definitely, ideally when lockdown is over I can see if I can find adult classes so I feel less awkward if it was just me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be a ski instructor .... and yes I did say “Bend the knees!!”

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I can play the violin

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

I'm related to someone very famous.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I used to be a ski instructor .... and yes I did say “Bend the knees!!”

Mr"

Bend zee knees. Love it.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I can play the violin

Many a fine tune played on this fiddle

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'm related to someone very famous."

Is it Luke Skywalker.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

A million years ago before the plague I was in a band

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"I'm related to someone very famous.

Is it Luke Skywalker.

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He's my son.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

"I can play the violin

I used to be able to blow my own trumpet

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"A million years ago before the plague I was in a band"

I bet you went down well when you performed

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A million years ago before the plague I was in a band

I bet you went down well when you performed

My performance relies on going down well

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

If I say so myself, when I do roast pork, I make really good crackling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I say so myself, when I do roast pork, I make really good crackling.

See you on Sunday

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"If I say so myself, when I do roast pork, I make really good crackling.

See you on Sunday

Would you like stuffing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was my birthday yesterday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was at the same college and on the same course as Kelly Lorrena. (One for the 90s kids)

Haha. Funny you said about swimming. I was similar, fast as fook in school, but came to the dads race in my kids sports day and I came 2nd to last

against all the 20 yr olds.( B*stards.

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