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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Out of the bath.

Have enjoyed a HUGE JD & lemonade* and am now contemplating just sleeping here.

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* way too much if I'm am honest!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is bath rescue a thing?

Like mountain rescue but for baths?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve needed bath rescue a few times- they never come haha

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Is bath rescue a thing?

Like mountain rescue but for baths?"

Please don't ring the Fire Brigade again. They're going to start charging!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is bath rescue a thing?

Like mountain rescue but for baths?

Please don't ring the Fire Brigade again. They're going to start charging! "

But they are so cute.

And the waters getting cold.

Maybe coastguard?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Jack, Jack.

There's a boat

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Is bath rescue a thing?

Like mountain rescue but for baths?

Please don't ring the Fire Brigade again. They're going to start charging!

But they are so cute.

And the waters getting cold.

Maybe coastguard?"

They ARE cute. And have long, thick hoses, but NO!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Is bath rescue a thing?

Like mountain rescue but for baths?"

I think the Ambulance Service have retrieved a few people stuck in baths. It it a 999 or 111 jobbie?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is bath rescue a thing?

Like mountain rescue but for baths?

Please don't ring the Fire Brigade again. They're going to start charging!

But they are so cute.

And the waters getting cold.

Maybe coastguard?

They ARE cute. And have long, thick hoses, but NO! "

But ..... want.... to. Sooooo beautiful .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is bath rescue a thing?

Like mountain rescue but for baths?

I think the Ambulance Service have retrieved a few people stuck in baths. It it a 999 or 111 jobbie?!"

Maybe i should report a burglary? Then whrn they grt here i can be all 'oh I think they have gone, but while you are here....'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Slipping away.

Can't reach the bottle to top up.

Goodbye cruel world ....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Is bath rescue a thing?

Like mountain rescue but for baths?

I think the Ambulance Service have retrieved a few people stuck in baths. It it a 999 or 111 jobbie?!

Maybe i should report a burglary? Then whrn they grt here i can be all 'oh I think they have gone, but while you are here....'"

Shall we report a shrivelled prune being lost, out in the open?!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Slipping away.

Can't reach the bottle to top up.

Goodbye cruel world ...."

Come back to us, Jennie!

Listen to my voice, bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It may be cold by the time I got there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Managed to claw my way to bed.

With luck I may survive to morning.

Pray for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Managed to claw my way to bed.

With luck I may survive to morning.

Pray for me "

Good luck.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Managed to claw my way to bed.

With luck I may survive to morning.

Pray for me "

Our Father, who art in heaven.....

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Love my roll top

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That was a close run thing!

In the spirit of "back on the bike" I am having another bath. Sober this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That was a close run thing!

In the spirit of "back on the bike" I am having another bath. Sober this time "

Don’t do it Jennie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That was a close run thing!

In the spirit of "back on the bike" I am having another bath. Sober this time

Don’t do it Jennie "

Bath or sober?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"That was a close run thing!

In the spirit of "back on the bike" I am having another bath. Sober this time "

They say it takes trying a new food 23 times before you decide if you like it. Maybe baths follow the same pattern? Keep trying, prayers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an earworm..

I can't get no.. satisfaction!

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By *ikerdude2017Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

My motor bike working and a girlfriend

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"That was a close run thing!

In the spirit of "back on the bike" I am having another bath. Sober this time "

Go for it girl!

I shall be having one in an hour or so. I shall blow bubbles & wave my rubber pussy at you (that's not a link - it's instead of a rubber duck)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why you should always have a moth ladder in your bath, humans can use them as well.

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