FabSwingers.com forum: What's the strangest thing you've done with your genitals?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Curled your pubes into a crazy look?

Cracked a dozen eggs with your cock?

Dipped your balls in milk?

Mouthed with your pussy lips as if it was a puppet?

Come on, share your crazy!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Wow lockdown is really getting too you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put them in my pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago I trimmed my pubes into a heart shape (ish!) and dyed them red for Valentine’s Day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Years ago I trimmed my pubes into a heart shape (ish!) and dyed them red for Valentine’s Day

That was lovely that was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Years ago I trimmed my pubes into a heart shape (ish!) and dyed them red for Valentine’s Day

That was lovely that was

I’m so romantic deep down

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wow lockdown is really getting too you

Nope, I'm weird like that all the time, I promise

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Mouthed with your pussy lips as if it was a puppet?

This one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Years ago I trimmed my pubes into a heart shape (ish!) and dyed them red for Valentine’s Day

That was lovely that was

I’m so romantic deep down

I still have the photo in my purse..

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Made it into a puppet of a mosquito’s head

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

Turned it into ALF from the 80s in the bath earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stuck it in my ex wife.

What the fuck was I thinking?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Weirdest thing I've done with someone else's genitals is placed their balls on my eyes and pretended I was a fly.

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

I used to do cock exercises by hanging a small weight off my cock and tensing to lift....in an effort to get a bigger dick of course.

I look back and wonder what was going thru my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Weirdest thing I've done with someone else's genitals is placed their balls on my eyes and pretended I was a fly. "

this proper made me laugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Injected my dick once for a laugh

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By *dsmithMan
over a year ago

Loudwater

"Stuck it in my ex wife.

What the fuck was I thinking?"

Ha! You beat me to it.

I was about to say ‘stuck it in my ex-wife’ too.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Weirdest thing I've done with someone else's genitals is placed their balls on my eyes and pretended I was a fly. "

Have you been sniffing underpants again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shared with with a woman. At least I think I did, it may have been a dream...

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

I've tried ball stretchers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Weirdest thing I've done with someone else's genitals is placed their balls on my eyes and pretended I was a fly. "

This made me laugh out loud

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"Injected my dick once for a laugh"

...Injected it with what?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used my cock to pot a snooker ball when in my youth while being cheered on by a bunch of onlookers!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Used my cock to pot a snooker ball when in my youth while being cheered on by a bunch of onlookers!!

Hahaha. This thread is too funny

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Weirdest thing I've done with someone else's genitals is placed their balls on my eyes and pretended I was a fly.

this proper made me laugh!"

I have clearly been blessed with very tolerant boyfriends

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Used my cock to pot a snooker ball when in my youth while being cheered on by a bunch of onlookers!!

Did you chalk the tip first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Injected my dick once for a laugh

...Injected it with what?!

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mate of mine had condition where his white blood cells attacked his spinal cord. He was paralysed from the waist down for a while but made an almost full recovery. Anyway viagra and stuff didn't work on him so he had to inject his cock with something called caverject. Google it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to play with my ex's balls and turn the excess skin into funny shapes... The cobra was one I remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to play with my ex's balls and turn the excess skin into funny shapes... The cobra was one I remember

I love doing that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to play with my ex's balls and turn the excess skin into funny shapes... The cobra was one I remember

I love doing that too

It's so weirdly satisfying isn't it?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I used to play with my ex's balls and turn the excess skin into funny shapes... The cobra was one I remember

They remind me of lava lambs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Weirdest thing I've done with someone else's genitals is placed their balls on my eyes and pretended I was a fly.

this proper made me laugh!

I have clearly been blessed with very tolerant boyfriends

Proper LOL to that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to play with my ex's balls and turn the excess skin into funny shapes... The cobra was one I remember

I love doing that too

It's so weirdly satisfying isn't it?

It really is! I’m glad you said this as I said it a while ago and they all thought it was weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unused to do 'the wristwatch' in pubs after seeing it on puppetry of the penis live show!

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Licked the back of my bolox ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to play with my ex's balls and turn the excess skin into funny shapes... The cobra was one I remember

I love doing that too

It's so weirdly satisfying isn't it?

It really is! I’m glad you said this as I said it a while ago and they all thought it was weird

Well if you're weird, then I'm weird too. Let's just rock it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Weirdest thing I've done with someone else's genitals is placed their balls on my eyes and pretended I was a fly. "

This genuinely made me laugh out loud. Amazing - my kind of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to play with my ex's balls and turn the excess skin into funny shapes... The cobra was one I remember

I love doing that too

It's so weirdly satisfying isn't it?

It really is! I’m glad you said this as I said it a while ago and they all thought it was weird

Well if you're weird, then I'm weird too. Let's just rock it

Absolutely!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

As an apprentice I but my cock on a plate in the canteen and asked the dinner lady ‘can I have some beans with that’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've popped a few ping pong balls to impress my fella after watching a show in Thailand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve put plastic flowers on my pubes so I had a lovely lady garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So funny....

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By *oingallknightMan
over a year ago

norwich

Shaved my pubes into a Nike tick once - just do it

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By *eeowlsMan
over a year ago

sheffield

For a dare I had my ball sack and bellend n foreskin attached to a tens machine and put upto full power!! Agggghhhhhh it wasn’t at full power for long or attached to my genitals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As an apprentice I but my cock on a plate in the canteen and asked the dinner lady ‘can I have some beans with that’

I dread to think what your apprenticeship was in if that was part of the course

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"As an apprentice I but my cock on a plate in the canteen and asked the dinner lady ‘can I have some beans with that’

I dread to think what your apprenticeship was in if that was part of the course

Catering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As an apprentice I but my cock on a plate in the canteen and asked the dinner lady ‘can I have some beans with that’

I dread to think what your apprenticeship was in if that was part of the course

Catering "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mouthed with your pussy lips as if it was a puppet?

This one

I bloody knew some woman had to try this out

Literally second thing to came to my mind when I was writing up the thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I used to play with my ex's balls and turn the excess skin into funny shapes... The cobra was one I remember

I love doing that too

These two ladies will now be known as the ball players

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dipped them in ski yoghurt

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I used to do cock exercises by hanging a small weight off my cock and tensing to lift....in an effort to get a bigger dick of course.

I look back and wonder what was going thru my head

Did you not try cock push-ups?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had someone draw on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put veet on my bits . That's a sure way to make someone talk if you're interrogating them . It took the skin off my scrotum . Won't ever touch to stuff again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stuck it in my ex wife.

What the fuck was I thinking?"

Snap. But i claimed insanity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Curled your pubes into a crazy look?

Cracked a dozen eggs with your cock?

Dipped your balls in milk?

Mouthed with your pussy lips as if it was a puppet?

Come on, share your crazy!"

I went to Carlisle, once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got my finger stuck in my willy as a kid, needed to go to the doctor..

Very sensitive back then, it must have been embarrassing for my mum and I've my Willy hanging out, my finger stuck under the skin...

No longer sensitive now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Used my cock to pot a snooker ball when in my youth while being cheered on by a bunch of onlookers!!

Did you chalk the tip first? "

As a matter of fact.....

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Mouthed with your pussy lips as if it was a puppet?"

Maybe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drew a face on my body, boobs were the eyes, cuntlips were the mouth, then put just a long coat and boots on and walked to my then bfs house.

Also pretended someones penis was a joystick to the car racing game he was playing, complete with the sound effects

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was ten yrs old I stuck my cock in a glass milk bottle and then got hard and very stuck.

Bad times bad times!!!

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Put mine in a plastic bottle as a teenager and it got stuck while in the bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably piercing it 5 times

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Fucked a watermelon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you put a hole in it first or just bang your way through?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Did you put a hole in it first or just bang your way through?"

I need to try and bang straight through!! That would be pleasant for Jo to watch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Video it, that would be comical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once I put it up in here as my profile picture...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a dress on it and took a photo for here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put a dress on it and took a photo for here

How do you buy a size dress for it? A 8/101/12 etc or Do you boast it’s XXL?

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

I once took a mould of my erect penis, then made a rubber copy of it to send to a friend.

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
over a year ago

Epsom

Turned Mr into a hotdog and pretended to eat it with the balls as the bun

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By *2pblokeMan
over a year ago

Penrith, Cumbria

was chopping some chillies and put me hand down my shorts and scratched me bollox....man did if ever burn for hours, tied to ease it by a cold shower to no avail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put a dress on it and took a photo for here

How do you buy a size dress for it? A 8/101/12 etc or Do you boast it’s XXL?

It was one for a Barbie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made them sterile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Made them sterile.

Two bricks and bite down on something?

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