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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

you give it a little lick?

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd suck your clit right off love

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Noooo!! but maybe share a double ended dildo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you have a shaven haven or a full bush?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Of course. I may slide a finger or 2 up there at the same time

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd give you a good finger blast without first trimming my nails

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes

Thank you

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd suck your clit right off love "

Ooofffttt I’m defo having a change

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"I'd give you a good finger blast without first trimming my nails

Not just trimming, but not even cleaning them first.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Noooo!! but maybe share a double ended dildo

In in in. I’ll be round in 5........ with my fanny obviously

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you have a shaven haven or a full bush? "

I’d go for a bit of a bush on top but my lips would be nice and smooth. You like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd suck your clit right off love

Ooofffttt I’m defo having a change

Just call me Henry baby because I'll suck that clit like it is dirt on the floor going into my vacuum bag.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Of course. I may slide a finger or 2 up there at the same time

Mrs"

Bowling ball technique I hope

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd give you a good finger blast without first trimming my nails

Nell you know how I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you have a shaven haven or a full bush?

I’d go for a bit of a bush on top but my lips would be nice and smooth. You like?

I like

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd give you a good finger blast without first trimming my nails

Not just trimming, but not even cleaning them first."

I’m a hussy so I don’t mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooo!! but maybe share a double ended dildo

Gobby I’m surprised at such a gesture from you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd suck your clit right off love

Ooofffttt I’m defo having a change

Just call me Henry baby because I'll suck that clit like it is dirt on the floor going into my vacuum bag.

My fanny has just fluttered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you have a shaven haven or a full bush?

I’d go for a bit of a bush on top but my lips would be nice and smooth. You like?

I like

Mines like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you have a shaven haven or a full bush?

I’d go for a bit of a bush on top but my lips would be nice and smooth. You like?

I like

We can be scissor sisters

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Noooo!! but maybe share a double ended dildo

Gobby I’m surprised at such a gesture from you

Sssshhhhh I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you have a shaven haven or a full bush?

I’d go for a bit of a bush on top but my lips would be nice and smooth. You like?

I like

Mines like that

Let me at it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you have a shaven haven or a full bush?

I’d go for a bit of a bush on top but my lips would be nice and smooth. You like?

I like

We can be scissor sisters

Oh my favourite thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah.

I’d slurp at it like I’m cleaning out a muller corner yoghurt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you have a shaven haven or a full bush?

I’d go for a bit of a bush on top but my lips would be nice and smooth. You like?

I like

Mines like that

Let me at it!

I’ll let you see it in August

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you have a shaven haven or a full bush?

I’d go for a bit of a bush on top but my lips would be nice and smooth. You like?

I like

Mines like that

Let me at it!

I’ll let you see it in August

Haha are we going to a nudist beach?

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

If I had a fanny, would have been the richest, most notorious madam of all time, or found in ditch with my own knickers round my neck. Intrigue, and exploration would have got the better of me.

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Noooo!! but maybe share a double ended dildo

In in in. I’ll be round in 5........ with my fanny obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooo!! but maybe share a double ended dildo

Gobby I’m surprised at such a gesture from you

Sssshhhhh I like it

Let me finger your fanny when you get one and I’ll keep schtum

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Noooo!! but maybe share a double ended dildo

Gobby I’m surprised at such a gesture from you

Hahaha why is that??

I’d bend the rules for Mr Mystique sometimes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you have a shaven haven or a full bush?

I’d go for a bit of a bush on top but my lips would be nice and smooth. You like?

I like

We can be scissor sisters

Oh my favourite thing!

I’ll go get my sexy lingerie ready

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nah.

I’d slurp at it like I’m cleaning out a muller corner yoghurt."

Would you give my arse a little finger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you have a shaven haven or a full bush?

I’d go for a bit of a bush on top but my lips would be nice and smooth. You like?

I like

We can be scissor sisters

Oh my favourite thing!

I’ll go get my sexy lingerie ready

It’s fine you can borrow mine again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I had a fanny, would have been the richest, most notorious madam of all time, or found in ditch with my own knickers round my neck. Intrigue, and exploration would have got the better of me."

You do know I’m joking right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Noooo!! but maybe share a double ended dildo

In in in. I’ll be round in 5........ with my fanny obviously

My knickers are wet with anticipation

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Noooo!! but maybe share a double ended dildo

Gobby I’m surprised at such a gesture from you

Sssshhhhh I like it

Let me finger your fanny when you get one and I’ll keep schtum

Deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooo!! but maybe share a double ended dildo

Gobby I’m surprised at such a gesture from you

Hahaha why is that??

I’d bend the rules for Mr Mystique sometimes

Is that so?

Well guess who’s going to be masquerading as Mr Mystique every now and then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Noooo!! but maybe share a double ended dildo

Gobby I’m surprised at such a gesture from you

Hahaha why is that??

I’d bend the rules for Mr Mystique sometimes

Is that so?

Well guess who’s going to be masquerading as Mr Mystique every now and then

It’s Mrs Mystique now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooo!! but maybe share a double ended dildo

Gobby I’m surprised at such a gesture from you

Hahaha why is that??

I’d bend the rules for Mr Mystique sometimes

Is that so?

Well guess who’s going to be masquerading as Mr Mystique every now and then

It’s Mrs Mystique now

I beg your pardon Mrs Mystique

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Ewwww no. Don't know where it's been

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ewwww no. Don't know where it's been

I’ll give it a wash in the sink first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooo!! but maybe share a double ended dildo

Gobby I’m surprised at such a gesture from you

Hahaha why is that??

I’d bend the rules for Mr Mystique sometimes

Is that so?

Well guess who’s going to be masquerading as Mr Mystique every now and then

It’s Mrs Mystique now

Mrs Antique more like

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Probably not

Are you able to fanny fart now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Yuk no

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Probably not

Are you able to fanny fart now?"

Yes but they stink

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

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No harm in one lick

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Probably not

Are you able to fanny fart now?

Yes but they stink

Like your bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope!"

Prude

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yuk no"

Yes you would

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No harm in one lick

That’s the spirit Spursy. We could lick each other’s. Just the once mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No harm in one lick

It could be the equivalent of once you pop you just can't stop

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Can I lick your nose please

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

No ta

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"No ta

You would

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"you give it a little kick?

Love and Peace

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No harm in one lick

It could be the equivalent of once you pop you just can't stop

Hope, this is what I’m ‘hoping’ for

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I lick your nose please

Yes. It’s between my legs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No ta

Yes you would you little liar

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"No harm in one lick

That’s the spirit Spursy. We could lick each other’s. Just the once mind

Just the once I stick to my words

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you give it a little kick?

Love and Peace

Yes"

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"No harm in one lick

It could be the equivalent of once you pop you just can't stop

Haha I should be alright then, as I can stop when I pop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Generally I don't lick pussy, but we could rub ours up together perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No harm in one lick

That’s the spirit Spursy. We could lick each other’s. Just the once mind

Just the once I stick to my words

Deal

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Generally I don't lick pussy, but we could rub ours up together perhaps?"

Flexbians

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Generally I don't lick pussy, but we could rub ours up together perhaps?"

I think I could be persuaded to do this, yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No harm in one lick

It could be the equivalent of once you pop you just can't stop

Hope, this is what I’m ‘hoping’ for

See that would not have worked with Lois

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over a year ago

"Generally I don't lick pussy, but we could rub ours up together perhaps?

I think I could be persuaded to do this, yes

Haha you're a generous guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No harm in one lick

It could be the equivalent of once you pop you just can't stop

Haha I should be alright then, as I can stop when I pop

I knew you would have self control

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Mrs Mystique has a smelly fish

Its Rotten and she has wind problems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a great thread. mr mystique is doing a fine job.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"This is a great thread. Mrs mystique is doing a fine job."
is she?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"No ta

Yes you would you little liar

I don’t like fanny and I reckon you’d fart on my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lick it real gooood!

Sang to Salt n peppa song

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"No harm in one lick

It could be the equivalent of once you pop you just can't stop

Haha I should be alright then, as I can stop when I pop

I knew you would have self control

I’ve never licked a fanny either but don’t tell him that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No harm in one lick

It could be the equivalent of once you pop you just can't stop

Hope, this is what I’m ‘hoping’ for

See that would not have worked with Lois

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smash it lick it eat it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Generally I don't lick pussy, but we could rub ours up together perhaps?

I think I could be persuaded to do this, yes

Haha you're a generous guy"

I’m new to pussy paddling but I’m enthusiastic and willing to give it my best shot

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over a year ago

"Mrs Mystique has a smelly fish

Its Rotten and she has wind problems "

err I washed it last week thank you very much

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"Mrs Mystique has a smelly fish

Its Rotten and she has wind problems

err I washed it last week thank you very much

Where the canal

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over a year ago

"No harm in one lick

It could be the equivalent of once you pop you just can't stop

Haha I should be alright then, as I can stop when I pop

I knew you would have self control

I’ve never licked a fanny either but don’t tell him that

I remember us having that conversation before

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No ta

Yes you would you little liar

I don’t like fanny and I reckon you’d fart on my head

you know me too well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No harm in one lick

It could be the equivalent of once you pop you just can't stop

Haha I should be alright then, as I can stop when I pop

I knew you would have self control

I’ve never licked a fanny either but don’t tell him that

You might like it, you never know

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"No harm in one lick

It could be the equivalent of once you pop you just can't stop

Haha I should be alright then, as I can stop when I pop

I knew you would have self control

I’ve never licked a fanny either but don’t tell him that

You might like it, you never know

Ok let’s switch it.... if I had a clock would you lick it.... you never know you might like it

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"No harm in one lick

It could be the equivalent of once you pop you just can't stop

Haha I should be alright then, as I can stop when I pop

I knew you would have self control

I’ve never licked a fanny either but don’t tell him that

You might like it, you never know

Ok let’s switch it.... if I had a clock would you lick it.... you never know you might like it

He would

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Probably not

Are you able to fanny fart now?

Yes but they stink

Best pick up some tena lady in case it’s a wet one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course i would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be clean though cant be ponging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No harm in one lick

It could be the equivalent of once you pop you just can't stop

Haha I should be alright then, as I can stop when I pop

I knew you would have self control

I’ve never licked a fanny either but don’t tell him that

You might like it, you never know

Ok let’s switch it.... if I had a clock would you lick it.... you never know you might like it

Would that be 6 minutes to 9?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No harm in one lick

It could be the equivalent of once you pop you just can't stop

Haha I should be alright then, as I can stop when I pop

I knew you would have self control

I’ve never licked a fanny either but don’t tell him that

You might like it, you never know

Ok let’s switch it.... if I had a clock would you lick it.... you never know you might like it

If I was I lady yes, but I’d lick it once and only the tip

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"No harm in one lick

It could be the equivalent of once you pop you just can't stop

Haha I should be alright then, as I can stop when I pop

I knew you would have self control

I’ve never licked a fanny either but don’t tell him that

You might like it, you never know

Ok let’s switch it.... if I had a clock would you lick it.... you never know you might like it

Would that be 6 minutes to 9?

Oops

it would have to be a long lick from 6 to 12 or maybe I’ll suggest the full anti clockwise motion

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"No harm in one lick

It could be the equivalent of once you pop you just can't stop

Haha I should be alright then, as I can stop when I pop

I knew you would have self control

I’ve never licked a fanny either but don’t tell him that

You might like it, you never know

Ok let’s switch it.... if I had a clock would you lick it.... you never know you might like it

If I was I lady yes, but I’d lick it once and only the tip

Didn’t realise switching genders in all this.... if I’m a fella and you are now a woman only right the lady deserves a lick to get warmed up

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over a year ago

"No harm in one lick

It could be the equivalent of once you pop you just can't stop

Haha I should be alright then, as I can stop when I pop

I knew you would have self control

I’ve never licked a fanny either but don’t tell him that

You might like it, you never know

Ok let’s switch it.... if I had a clock would you lick it.... you never know you might like it

If I was I lady yes, but I’d lick it once and only the tip

Didn’t realise switching genders in all this.... if I’m a fella and you are now a woman only right the lady deserves a lick to get warmed up

My knickers have just fallen down

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

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"No harm in one lick

It could be the equivalent of once you pop you just can't stop

Haha I should be alright then, as I can stop when I pop

I knew you would have self control

I’ve never licked a fanny either but don’t tell him that

You might like it, you never know

Ok let’s switch it.... if I had a clock would you lick it.... you never know you might like it

If I was I lady yes, but I’d lick it once and only the tip

Didn’t realise switching genders in all this.... if I’m a fella and you are now a woman only right the lady deserves a lick to get warmed up

My knickers have just fallen down

What and spoil my fun at removal .... pull them back up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does fanny know your pimping her out on here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No harm in one lick

It could be the equivalent of once you pop you just can't stop

Haha I should be alright then, as I can stop when I pop

I knew you would have self control

I’ve never licked a fanny either but don’t tell him that

You might like it, you never know

Ok let’s switch it.... if I had a clock would you lick it.... you never know you might like it

If I was I lady yes, but I’d lick it once and only the tip

Didn’t realise switching genders in all this.... if I’m a fella and you are now a woman only right the lady deserves a lick to get warmed up

My knickers have just fallen down

What and spoil my fun at removal .... pull them back up

They’re back up. Right up, and you can see my cameltoe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope!

Prude

What can I say, I prefer cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No harm in one lick

It could be the equivalent of once you pop you just can't stop

Haha I should be alright then, as I can stop when I pop

I knew you would have self control

I’ve never licked a fanny either but don’t tell him that

You might like it, you never know

Ok let’s switch it.... if I had a clock would you lick it.... you never know you might like it

Would that be 6 minutes to 9?

Oops

it would have to be a long lick from 6 to 12 or maybe I’ll suggest the full anti clockwise motion

I have just sat here trying to swirl my tongue anti clockwise. I must have looked very odd as it took some concentration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Accidentally flash it to the women in my office to see who likes it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Accidentally flash it to the women in my office to see who likes it. "

I don’t know how you’d accidentally flash a fanny but I like the cut of your jib

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over a year ago

"you give it a little lick?

Love and Peace

You got a nice willy though... Fancy a bum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always quite admired your penis. So no.

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By *uff the Boner!Man
over a year ago

SWANSEA

Get a job on television!

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