FabSwingers.com forum: If evolution is real how come

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

men don’t read profiles yet ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It takes thousands of years to evolve and no profile is that old

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It takes thousands of years to evolve and no profile is that old "

I dunno, some have been here since when this was all Ceefax.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If evolution was real, women would have figured out how to message the men.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"men don’t read profiles yet ? "

They've transcended from fishing in shite to just hanging a line ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"If evolution was real, women would have figured out how to message the men. "

If evolution were real we'd be genderless and getting techno fucked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If evolution was real, women would have figured out how to message the men. "

And stopped complaining about men not reading their profiles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If evolution was real, women would have figured out how to message the men.

If evolution were real we'd be genderless and getting techno fucked."

Techno notice

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Men don't evolve. The evolution happens on the second X chromosome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If evolution was real we wouldn't need men...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of evolution was real I wouldn’t be so hairy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men don't evolve. The evolution happens on the second X chromosome

Nice arse

I read some profiles. Can’t be fucked reading them all.

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Evolution is driven by necessity

It’s not necessary to read profiles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men don't evolve. The evolution happens on the second X chromosome

Preach sister

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If evolution was real we wouldn't need men... "

That’s why we invented vibrators for you, but still you keep coming back.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Men don't evolve. The evolution happens on the second X chromosome

Nice arse

I read some profiles. Can’t be fucked reading them all.

It's fab not a library! Am I right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evolution is driven by necessity

It’s not necessary to read profiles"

True, just a quick scan guess the special word then copy and paste, jobs a good un

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Of evolution was real I wouldn’t be so hairy."

I hear you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evolution is driven by necessity

It’s not necessary to read profiles

True, just a quick scan guess the special word then copy and paste, jobs a good un"

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of evolution was real I wouldn’t be so hairy."

Same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some women drone on and on.so self obsessed with their own importance that should tell them why they're on a sex site.no man desperate enough to listen to their endless rules in real life.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Evolution is driven by necessity

It’s not necessary to read profiles"

quite

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Some women drone on and on.so self obsessed with their own importance that should tell them why they're on a sex site.no man desperate enough to listen to their endless rules in real life."

That's the longest post here yet

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

If it was real then women wouldn't leave it to guys to think of something unique to write especially for them in a first message and actually attempt to think of something themselves and message us first instead of complaining about lack of effort

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

They haven’t managed to get to specsavers this last year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it was real then women wouldn't leave it to guys to think of something unique to write especially for them in a first message and actually attempt to think of something themselves and message us first instead of complaining about lack of effort

I message men first...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some women drone on and on.so self obsessed with their own importance that should tell them why they're on a sex site.no man desperate enough to listen to their endless rules in real life."

Some men just drone

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I message men first...

You have evolved

Please help others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some women drone on and on.so self obsessed with their own importance that should tell them why they're on a sex site.no man desperate enough to listen to their endless rules in real life.

Some men just drone "

I said I was sorry for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"men don’t read profiles yet ? "

Because women write long words and paragraphs, men don't have the attention span and neither should they

I think we expect far too much of men sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I message men first...

You have evolved

Please help others

I will start an online course for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some women drone on and on.so self obsessed with their own importance that should tell them why they're on a sex site.no man desperate enough to listen to their endless rules in real life.

Some men just drone

I said I was sorry for that

You need to learn wonk! All drone, no fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some women drone on and on.so self obsessed with their own importance that should tell them why they're on a sex site.no man desperate enough to listen to their endless rules in real life.

Some men just drone

I said I was sorry for that

You need to learn wonk! All drone, no fun "

Yes lily

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By *blasiansCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield

Seat and pop corn as we may find out at last.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"If evolution was real, women would have figured out how to message the men.

If evolution were real we'd be genderless and getting techno fucked."

What happens when techno starts fucking itself and leaves us out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I message men first...

Me too. We're highly evolved

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I message men first...

You have evolved

Please help others

I will start an online course for them "

That's a great idea!

I've had about a handful of single women message me first and only a couple of them managed a full sentence and not just a few words.

However that doesn't bother me because they made the effort to contact me so that's all that matters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some women drone on and on.so self obsessed with their own importance that should tell them why they're on a sex site.no man desperate enough to listen to their endless rules in real life."

That's why I'm on here. No chance of a shag in real life, but on here I'm hot as fuck and they are desperate to shag me.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I message men first...

Me too. We're highly evolved

You should team up and show the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I message men first...

Me too. We're highly evolved

Maybe too evolved...like women of the future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I message men first...

You have evolved

Please help others

I will start an online course for them

That's a great idea!

I've had about a handful of single women message me first and only a couple of them managed a full sentence and not just a few words.

However that doesn't bother me because they made the effort to contact me so that's all that matters

Did they send a flap pic and say 'howz u hun?'

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By *exyEggsCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"men don’t read profiles yet ? "

#notallmen

Mrs kf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because women stopped bringing them newspapers&slippers to read in their cosy armchairs. The skill became extinct

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I message men first...

You have evolved

Please help others

I will start an online course for them

That's a great idea!

I've had about a handful of single women message me first and only a couple of them managed a full sentence and not just a few words.

However that doesn't bother me because they made the effort to contact me so that's all that matters

Did they send a flap pic and say 'howz u hun?' "

No they didn't and I like flaps, cat flaps over dog ones though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I message men first...

Me too. We're highly evolved

Maybe too evolved...like women of the future

Maybe we should just message each other and bypass the neanderthal males altogether. Who should message first? The one who does gets to be the Fifth Element.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If evolution is real how come men put the fish back in the lake and then catch it again the following week ?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

If evolution is real how come I dont have x-ray vision yet?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I message men first...

Me too. We're highly evolved

Maybe too evolved...like women of the future

Maybe we should just message each other and bypass the neanderthal males altogether. Who should message first? The one who does gets to be the Fifth Element. "

I'm not hairy enough to be a neanderthal I don't think

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"If evolution is real how come I dont have x-ray vision yet?"

You don't really need that here

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