FabSwingers.com forum: Make up a lie

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over a year ago

About the profile above

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Has a filthy bathroom.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

They hate the colour red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They hate the colour red"

They hate wine and sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They hate the colour red

They hate wine and sex"
Hates a selfie

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Is a 25 year old girl from Edinburgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is a 25 year old girl from Edinburgh "

Plays for Arsenal

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Has 9 balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 27/02/21 23:02:52]

Has 9 balls"

Likes to compare uncut cocks to trees

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Sings opera

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

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Has 9 balls

Likes to compare uncut cocks to trees"

Was abducted by aliens and now craves anal probes

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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Has 9 balls

Likes to compare uncut cocks to trees"

That's true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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Has 9 balls

Likes to compare uncut cocks to trees

Was abducted by aliens and now craves anal probes"

Collects postboxes

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Is really sad all the time

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Won mastermind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was the first woman on the moon

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Won mastermind "

Are minor royalty

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"Was the first woman on the moon"

Ate the moon thought it was cheese

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Won mastermind

Are minor royalty"

Has 8 legs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Won mastermind

Are minor royalty"

Is a lover of Blue..

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Won mastermind "

Lost mastermind

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Won mastermind

Lost mastermind "

Has a cat with 2 tails and 3 legs

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Won mastermind

Lost mastermind

Has a cat with 2 tails and 3 legs"

Used to work at a butchers but kept licking the sausages and got sacked

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

Hasn’t ever had a filling

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hasn’t ever had a filling "

Likes chasing butterflies

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Hasn’t ever had a filling "

Not a lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a professional cork popper

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By *razzyhorseMan
over a year ago

cambridge

Is an expert on french cheese producers

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Is an expert on french cheese producers "

Is a Terminator from the future

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Licks park benches.

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By *rostgiantMan
over a year ago

Chippenham

Eats his own weight in coal and excretes diamonds everyday

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Has a massive fetish for Womens pinkie toes....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Promised £350M a week for the NHS.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Eats his own weight in coal and excretes diamonds everyday"

Doesn't like chips

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

"Is an expert on french cheese producers

Is a Terminator from the future"

Dyes her hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is an expert on french cheese producers

Is a Terminator from the future

Dyes her hair "

Walks everywhere on his hands

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Is an expert on french cheese producers

Is a Terminator from the future

Dyes her hair "

Does puppetry with his penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is an expert on french cheese producers

Is a Terminator from the future

Dyes her hair

Does puppetry with his penis"

Makes a living knitting small animals from wool she spins from her pubic hair

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

A big fan of puppets

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

Pissed over his own cornflakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the real Buck-Rogers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gets vertigo

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Pissed over his own cornflakes"

Misses Wilma Deering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a termite farmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant tie her shoe laces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sells minge flavoured chap stick

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Likes to cover themselves in baked beans

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

"Is a termite farmer"

Has an irrational fear of Roman blinds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Collector of belly button fluff and toe nail clippings

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Uses his wife's toothbrush to secretly clean the toilet..

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Likes big dinners

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Likes big dinners"
works for spec savers

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By *razzyhorseMan
over a year ago

cambridge

Were once stuck in a lift with Joe Pasquale

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Was a daffodil in a previous life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is really keen on Jacob Rees-Mogg

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

She let me paint a red cross on her breast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is an actual real life elf!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Is an actual real life elf!"

Once gave Boris a bj

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is an actual real life elf!

Once gave Boris a bj"

Is my ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a birthmark in the shape of the Millennium Falcon

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Collects bottle tops

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

"Is an actual real life elf!

Once gave Boris a bj

Is my ex"

Had a messy divorce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has two pet Polar Bears

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By *razzyhorseMan
over a year ago

cambridge

Collects traffic cones

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Once offered Bruno Mars a Mars Bar before eating it themself and running away

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Thinks Mrs Browns Boys is rubbish

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

Is secretly not from the west county... maybe Wiltshire

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Is secretly not from the west county... maybe Wiltshire "

Collects his semen in a bottle & uses it on his conflajes

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

*cornflakes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

speaks five languages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is secretly not from the west county... maybe Wiltshire

Collects his semen in a bottle & uses it on his conflajes"

Loves vaping and loves a man covered in a musky vape odour

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

"*cornflakes"

Finds spelling tricky when excited

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"*cornflakes

Finds spelling tricky when excited "

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Is secretly not from the west county... maybe Wiltshire "

Unwrong... she's from Gloucester. 6 fingers on each foot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are both superheroes

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By *ungry CatCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

"Is secretly not from the west county... maybe Wiltshire

Unwrong... she's from Gloucester. 6 fingers on each foot."

They're really vanilla

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is secretly not from the west county... maybe Wiltshire

Unwrong... she's from Gloucester. 6 fingers on each foot.

They're really vanilla "

Are meerkat breeders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is secretly not from the west county... maybe Wiltshire

Unwrong... she's from Gloucester. 6 fingers on each foot.

They're really vanilla

Are meerkat breeders"

Never really sleeps

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By *owithflow321Man
over a year ago

Molesey

"Is secretly not from the west county... maybe Wiltshire

Unwrong... she's from Gloucester. 6 fingers on each foot.

They're really vanilla

Are meerkat breeders"

I have seen you naked on a beach, true or false?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Is secretly not from the west county... maybe Wiltshire

Unwrong... she's from Gloucester. 6 fingers on each foot.

They're really vanilla

Are meerkat breeders

I have seen you naked on a beach, true or false?"

Eats sand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrote the jokes on lollipop sticks

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Goes to the supermarket with red ants in her knickers, just for the challenge of trying to keep still in the longest queue.

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By *owithflow321Man
over a year ago

Molesey

"Wrote the jokes on lollipop sticks"

IAMATWUNT

I have just got a flesh light?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wrote the jokes on lollipop sticks

IAMATWUNT

I have just got a flesh light? "

Hes secretly married to Katie price

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

"Wrote the jokes on lollipop sticks

IAMATWUNT

I have just got a flesh light? "

Used mayo as lube

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

"Wrote the jokes on lollipop sticks

IAMATWUNT

I have just got a flesh light?

Used mayo as lube "

Plays the banjo while facing away from the audience

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Has a whippet called Jonathon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wrote the jokes on lollipop sticks

IAMATWUNT

I have just got a flesh light?

Used mayo as lube

Plays the banjo while facing away from the audience "

He started covid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uses her kitchen sink as a bidet.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Uses her kitchen sink as a bidet.

Eats ants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Uses her kitchen sink as a bidet.

Eats ants"

Married to Mr mystic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hates being spanked.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

That's definitely a body double

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"That's definitely a body double

Is a Mermaid x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hates makeup

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Says he's dynamic but is more of a couch potato!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Says he's dynamic but is more of a couch potato!"

Rings the bells in her local church

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By *newinkMan
over a year ago

Durham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a pilots license

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By *newinkMan
over a year ago

Durham

Real cow boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has a pilots license "

Is a dinner lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a licker license

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By *newinkMan
over a year ago

Durham

"I have a licker license "

Library worker

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By *rostgiantMan
over a year ago

Chippenham

I've seen them unhinge their jaw and swallow a Volkswagon whole!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lead singer of a band

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Invented the pooper scooper

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Hates hats

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
over a year ago

Cambs

Is a stunt double in western movies.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Is an alien from another planet

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

Steals toilet paper from Lidl’s

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Was the store see detective that caught me

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Was the store see detective that caught me

HAPPY BIRTHDAY my lovely.

The sun is shining, I hope you have a great day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has 6 toes on her left foot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is very vanilla xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is very vanilla xx

Has small boobs

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By *oeBlack4Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

Is way to thin and weak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tiny cock

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

He likes to watch bum holes close whilst he times it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He likes to watch bum holes close whilst he times it "

Washing machine saleswoman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is a male model

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is a male model"

Loves bi guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is a male model

Loves bi guys

Puts butternut squash up his bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is a male model

Loves bi guys

Puts butternut squash up his bum "

Plays the didgeridoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is a male model

Loves bi guys

Puts butternut squash up his bum "

Is supposed to be tell a lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those weights are really rubber .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Appeared on the news not long ago

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

"Appeared on the news not long ago "

Sells pork pies on bury market

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

2013 rodeo champion

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

That was about tmontana

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

"That was about tmontana"
. I guessed

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Loves pork pies from bury market

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

"Loves pork pies from bury market"

Along with the black pudding

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

He's wanted by FBI

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Played bass on oasis’s roll with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Played bass on oasis’s roll with it."

Loves Valentines Day x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keeps exotic pets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a Texas ranger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has pulled a lorry by her nipple rings

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By *assunachWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere over the rainbow...

Doesn’t know who Terry Pratchett is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once accompanied Robbie Williams to a film premiere in Watford where they left quite an impression by turning up dressed as spice girls.

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By *zoreanMan
over a year ago

Witney

Secretely likes to spank his dick with nettles

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Secretly loves to suck ice cubes made of cum

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Inserts frozen parsnip up his bum to defrost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Inserts frozen parsnip up his bum to defrost"

Can’t keep a secret

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Inserts frozen parsnip up his bum to defrost

Can’t keep a secret "

Was a founding member of Boyzone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Inserts frozen parsnip up his bum to defrost

Can’t keep a secret

Was a founding member of Boyzone"

Has a lifetime ban from Poundland

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By *zoreanMan
over a year ago

Witney

Uses spunk instead of tantum to wash her mouth

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Has a lifetime ban from Poundland"

Hates lipstick

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By *zoreanMan
over a year ago

Witney

Does charity work giving blowjobs to hobos

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

He always swallows?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He always swallows?"

Is actually called Geoff

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"He always swallows?

Is actually called Geoff"

Only to my friends

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Grows prize winning marrows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is really shy and retiring..

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"He always swallows?

Is actually called Geoff"

Often gets her knickers in a twist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a stable of transvestites on her basement, whose blood she harvests to maintain her eternal youth

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Had a stable of transvestites on her basement, whose blood she harvests to maintain her eternal youth"

You'll be joining them soon if I get anymore sass out of you Missy

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over a year ago

"Had a stable of transvestites on her basement, whose blood she harvests to maintain her eternal youth

You'll be joining them soon if I get anymore sass out of you Missy

She's not 5ft 3 but 6ft 7 and all her bum pics are actually me...xx

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Had a stable of transvestites on her basement, whose blood she harvests to maintain her eternal youth

You'll be joining them soon if I get anymore sass out of you Missy

She's not 5ft 3 but 6ft 7 and all her bum pics are actually me...xx "

Well if I may say what a stunning arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a stable of transvestites on her basement, whose blood she harvests to maintain her eternal youth

You'll be joining them soon if I get anymore sass out of you Missy

She's not 5ft 3 but 6ft 7 and all her bum pics are actually me...xx

Well if I may say what a stunning arse

You can borrow it anytime haha xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Had a stable of transvestites on her basement, whose blood she harvests to maintain her eternal youth

You'll be joining them soon if I get anymore sass out of you Missy

She's not 5ft 3 but 6ft 7 and all her bum pics are actually me...xx

Well if I may say what a stunning arse

You can borrow it anytime haha xx"

Is a wizard x

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Once appeared in a pantomime

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Once appeared in a pantomime

He was in it too, the back of a horse.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Once appeared in a pantomime

He was in it too, the back of a horse."

Puts rude words into word games

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Once appeared in a pantomime

He was in it too, the back of a horse."

Puts rude words into word games

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheats on the crossword

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Is world champion at tiddly winks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is world champion at tiddly winks"

Next door neighbour is 7ft tall.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Is world champion at tiddly winks

Next door neighbour is 7ft tall. "

Always gets told by his Mom to take his hands out his pockets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Owns a hot air balloon

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Is scared of traffic cones

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

"Is scared of traffic cones

Derives her name from her kinky Disney mouse fetish

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Has a sheep fetish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't kill this thread

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

^ He didn't kill this thread ^

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