FabSwingers.com forum: Men's hygiene!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is is just me or why do men think they can let the daily hygiene go lol think women make so much more effort and some men don,t really bother ? They like clean shaving etc but do they make much effort ?no wonder they think we're fussy some of us have standards surely ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you for speaking on all our behalf’s.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to say I’ve never met a man who has any sort of hygiene problem. Thank goodness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard you're supposed to wash every third day to help the environment, I'm just doing my part to save the planet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is is just me or why do men think they can let the daily hygiene go lol think women make so much more effort and some men don,t really bother ? They like clean shaving etc but do they make much effort ?no wonder they think we're fussy some of us have standards surely ?"

I've only known one not to bother. Most have been sparkly clean etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven’t had an issue with men’s hygiene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you mean they’re not hygienic if they’re not clean shaven? It reads like that a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The OP is a country girl and she's right - we all bathe in excrement there.

In fact, we're as happy as pigs in shit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No just basic hygiene would be good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pigs are filthy animals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you for speaking on all our behalf’s. "

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Cant say I've ever encountered any.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

As ive just stepped out of a 45minute shower......no idea what you mean OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not saying all but since lockdown and being a keyworker I,ve had to move in a shared house with 3blokes and it's not been pleasant lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I heard you're supposed to wash every third day to help the environment, I'm just doing my part to save the planet

Every third day. You show off. I rather wait till the flies tell me i need to wash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No just basic hygiene would be good "

What’s this basic hygiene you talk of and where would I find such a thing pray tell, me and the fellas are curious ?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Your lucky then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lucky you it's making me tsexual or whatever they call it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you mean they’re not hygienic if they’re not clean shaven? It reads like that a bit. "

Exactly. Tar us all with the same dirty brush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thankfully all my meets have been gorgeously clean

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol I,m just fussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well

Thankfully the majority have been squeaky clean

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I bathe in fish guts for that authentic natural musk

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Thankfully all my meets have been gorgeously clean "

Mine haven't some cockd smell

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Thankfully all my meets have been gorgeously clean

Mine haven't some cockd smell

*cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Generalising much

Plenty of effort here into being squeaky clean, probably still not good enough for the super fussy ones though

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I've never had an issue, but for awhile I'd run into male profiles saying "I know what soap is".

Do you? Can you also wipe your own nose? Would you like a gold star?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I've never had an issue, but for awhile I'd run into male profiles saying "I know what soap is".

Do you? Can you also wipe your own nose? Would you like a gold star?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol I,m just fussy "

I think we’re all fussy when it comes to hygiene to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never had an issue, but for awhile I'd run into male profiles saying "I know what soap is".

Do you? Can you also wipe your own nose? Would you like a gold star?"

I know. It makes me laugh when they put on their profile that they’re clean and hygienic

. I wouldn’t even think of putting that. Surely it’s standard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the smell of bleach in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someones helmet stink?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I've never had an issue, but for awhile I'd run into male profiles saying "I know what soap is".

Do you? Can you also wipe your own nose? Would you like a gold star?

I know. It makes me laugh when they put on their profile that they’re clean and hygienic

. I wouldn’t even think of putting that. Surely it’s standard!"

It is but balls get stale

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not on about first meets I,m on about daily hygiene and that dosn,t also mean you have to be clean shaven !sure you all understand really without turning it into a bitch fight lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair i have been quite lucky that way over the years never really ran in to anyone that I had to turn away because off it

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I've never had an issue, but for awhile I'd run into male profiles saying "I know what soap is".

Do you? Can you also wipe your own nose? Would you like a gold star?

I know. It makes me laugh when they put on their profile that they’re clean and hygienic

. I wouldn’t even think of putting that. Surely it’s standard!"

The thing that gets me is that saying they know what soap is doesn't mean they use it.

I know what a French horn is. I don't play one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smell is a really important thing, I really appreciate a man that smells good. Really appeals to all my senses.

A good smelling (and washed) man is a big turn on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thankfully I've never encountered anyone like that

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By *J swingCouple
over a year ago

North

Personally I shower every night after work, 2 times a week I take a bath then a shower finish as for shaving perhaps 2 times a week unless going out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not on about first meets I,m on about daily hygiene and that dosn,t also mean you have to be clean shaven !sure you all understand really without turning it into a bitch fight lol "

Was that to me? I wasn’t being bitchy I was just wondering if that’s what you meant as it could have read that way.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

You drew the short end of the stick and got 3 soapy bastards to breathe the same air as

Have you tried running them baths and putting Radox bubbles and rubber duckies in to coax them into bathing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Certainly not me I don’t let myself slip I keep myself looking and smelling fresh always

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By *iking.beardMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Think you need to revalue the man your meeting if this is a issue.

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth

Op you must be mixing with the wrong type of men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not on about first meets I,m on about daily hygiene and that dosn,t also mean you have to be clean shaven !sure you all understand really without turning it into a bitch fight lol "

Op, if you click reply and quote, we will know who you’re referring to?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

To be fair, when I'm not moving out of the house I can go 3 days without bathing.

No point wasting any more fossil fuels than necessary is there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time I had a good wash behind the ears, I was eating a watermelon ...

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

yes i encountered a filthy pig... head in the sky thinking his looks alone is enough... er don't think so

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

The smell of man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never had an issue, but for awhile I'd run into male profiles saying "I know what soap is".

Do you? Can you also wipe your own nose? Would you like a gold star?

I know. It makes me laugh when they put on their profile that they’re clean and hygienic

. I wouldn’t even think of putting that. Surely it’s standard!

The thing that gets me is that saying they know what soap is doesn't mean they use it.

I know what a French horn is. I don't play one."

Maybe not the type of blowing you are in to

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I've never had an issue, but for awhile I'd run into male profiles saying "I know what soap is".

Do you? Can you also wipe your own nose? Would you like a gold star?

I know. It makes me laugh when they put on their profile that they’re clean and hygienic

. I wouldn’t even think of putting that. Surely it’s standard!

The thing that gets me is that saying they know what soap is doesn't mean they use it.

I know what a French horn is. I don't play one.

Maybe not the type of blowing you are in to

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Certainly not me I don’t let myself slip I keep myself looking and smelling fresh always

photographic and video evidence available ladies if ya interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never had an issue, but for awhile I'd run into male profiles saying "I know what soap is".

Do you? Can you also wipe your own nose? Would you like a gold star?

I know. It makes me laugh when they put on their profile that they’re clean and hygienic

. I wouldn’t even think of putting that. Surely it’s standard!

The thing that gets me is that saying they know what soap is doesn't mean they use it.

I know what a French horn is. I don't play one."

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I like your tats O.P.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yes i encountered a filthy pig... head in the sky thinking his looks alone is enough... er don't think so

I met a few fishy women in my time also, its not just men who are dirty. There is pussy smell which is lovely and then there is tuna which had me getting away from her asap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not saying all but since lockdown and being a keyworker I,ve had to move in a shared house with 3blokes and it's not been pleasant lol "

Move out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BREAKING: Poor hygiene not mutually exclusive to men, more on this later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Certainly not me I don’t let myself slip I keep myself looking and smelling fresh always

photographic and video evidence available ladies if ya interested

Awww you

haha thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Certainly not me I don’t let myself slip I keep myself looking and smelling fresh always

You’re just bloody yum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I bet you have come across fishy pussys cos as said but should not have just said men !some people just don,t have basic daily hygiene lol I know we're in lockdown but come on !no wonder people are having to be told to do basics and wash there hands !

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"yes i encountered a filthy pig... head in the sky thinking his looks alone is enough... er don't think so

I met a few fishy women in my time also, its not just men who are dirty. There is pussy smell which is lovely and then there is tuna which had me getting away from her asap. "

Bad case of BV

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I have a damn good wash with soap, a flannel and a bowl of tepid water on the first Sunday of every month, whether I need it or not. So it’s clearly not me that the OP can be referring too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I work in food industry so wash my hands about 50 times a day and that was before lockdowns so normal for me lol and people forget to wash hands lol really that's how basic it is lol

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

"I have a damn good wash with soap, a flannel and a bowl of tepid water on the first Sunday of every month, whether I need it or not. So it’s clearly not me that the OP can be referring too. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You drew the short end of the stick and got 3 soapy bastards to breathe the same air as

Have you tried running them baths and putting Radox bubbles and rubber duckies in to coax them into bathing?"
lol

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"I have a damn good wash with soap, a flannel and a bowl of tepid water on the first Sunday of every month, whether I need it or not. So it’s clearly not me that the OP can be referring too. "

We just tag on after we’ve washed tups faces before taking them for sale. It saves water and keeps the good flannels for when we have guests.

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

I’m always impeccably clean. I have several showers a day lol

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"I have a damn good wash with soap, a flannel and a bowl of tepid water on the first Sunday of every month, whether I need it or not. So it’s clearly not me that the OP can be referring too.

We just tag on after we’ve washed tups faces before taking them for sale. It saves water and keeps the good flannels for when we have guests. "

I bet you have a quick splash in the dip in summer too to cut the risk of blow strike don’t ya.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not saying all but since lockdown and being a keyworker I,ve had to move in a shared house with 3blokes and it's not been pleasant lol

Move out."
yes if only that simple lol I have to be close to work while in lockdown but thanks for advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven’t had an issue with men’s hygiene

Me neither - luckily!

Not with men I've met for sex anyway.

In working situations there have been a few men with questionable hygiene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope not here each to there own

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By *oncupiscence73Woman
over a year ago

South

"Not on about first meets I,m on about daily hygiene and that dosn,t also mean you have to be clean shaven !sure you all understand really without turning it into a bitch fight lol "

I’m sure men on meets are on their best behaviour .... I had a house share at uni and the blokes were rank unless they had a date so I know what you mean OP.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"I have a damn good wash with soap, a flannel and a bowl of tepid water on the first Sunday of every month, whether I need it or not. So it’s clearly not me that the OP can be referring too.

We just tag on after we’ve washed tups faces before taking them for sale. It saves water and keeps the good flannels for when we have guests.

I bet you have a quick splash in the dip in summer too to cut the risk of blow strike don’t ya.

And Battles Maggot Oil instead of channel no.5

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By *ick_and_BickerCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Pigs are filthy animals. "

I dont eat filthy animals.

Pigs sleep and root in shit, that's a filthy animal.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

A quick rinse in the river on midsummers day, then stitched into new underwear to last through the winter...

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I always make sure I’m smelly good clean and fresh when meeting as it’s important as appearance in my book

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not on about first meets I,m on about daily hygiene and that dosn,t also mean you have to be clean shaven !sure you all understand really without turning it into a bitch fight lol

I’m sure men on meets are on their best behaviour .... I had a house share at uni and the blokes were rank unless they had a date so I know what you mean OP. "
yes finally someone that knows what I,m going on about lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I haven’t had an issue with men’s hygiene

Me neither - luckily!

Not with men I've met for sex anyway.

In working situations there have been a few men with questionable hygiene

well there we go on meets there going to put some body areasol on lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a bit of a fear of being smelly during sex, not that it's ever happened... But I have had the opposite which is perfume burn to the eyes!

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Its when the house smells like the inside of a packet of dry roast peanuts you need to take them to task.

That or beat them at their own game and out stink them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BREAKING: Poor hygiene not mutually exclusive to men, more on this later. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its a lockdown ... alot of things that were once daily get stretched out across the week now

dont worry when scotland get dates for freedom ill get back into habits that make sure im not letting the women’s side down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yes i encountered a filthy pig... head in the sky thinking his looks alone is enough... er don't think so

I met a few fishy women in my time also, its not just men who are dirty. There is pussy smell which is lovely and then there is tuna which had me getting away from her asap.

Bad case of BV "

Nope lexi just a strong smell of piss. There is a difference between a fishy pissy smell and BV.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yes i encountered a filthy pig... head in the sky thinking his looks alone is enough... er don't think so

I met a few fishy women in my time also, its not just men who are dirty. There is pussy smell which is lovely and then there is tuna which had me getting away from her asap. "

i realise this will look bad after just admitting ishower less than pre lockdown

i promise i dont smell fishy but i do feel like i need to stick up for my fellow woman here

99% of the time a fish smell will be BV ... its a bacterial infection kicked off by a ph imbalance that lets bacteria overgrow - some of the causes are actually over washing, washing with perfumed soaps or douching / sitting in hot baths that are perfumed / intimate deodorants ... another reason can be semen is alkaline snd can knock off the acidic ph ... despite smelling horrible its hardly ever a hygiene problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I can tell you that I am mega hygenic. I know what you mean by saying that some men don't put enough effort into it x hygene is a must for me

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By *ick_and_BickerCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Pigs are filthy animals.

I dont eat filthy animals.

Pigs sleep and root in shit, that's a filthy animal.

...whereas the other one ONLY eats animals

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the naked picture of myself above I later found a smartie sized ball of fluff in my belly button.

I can’t even begin to explain how embarrassing that was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the naked picture of myself above I later found a smartie sized ball of fluff in my belly button.

I can’t even begin to explain how embarrassing that was."

Only smarties have the answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the naked picture of myself above I later found a smartie sized ball of fluff in my belly button.

I can’t even begin to explain how embarrassing that was."

I knew someone who could make belly fluff balls by the hour. That was more the chest hair and woolly jumper combination . He was alway box fresh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've met a few fabbers who may have had a shower before hand but put on dirty clothes. Unwashed jackets can carry that "greasy hair"odour. I had a female friend that had that smell.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I always make sure that I'm clean and freshly shaved to meet. Couldn't meet anyone without being and I expect the same in return or nothing is happening because you should be arriving clean and leaving dirty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the naked picture of myself above I later found a smartie sized ball of fluff in my belly button.

I can’t even begin to explain how embarrassing that was.

I knew someone who could make belly fluff balls by the hour. That was more the chest hair and woolly jumper combination . He was alway box fresh. "

Yes, it must be the hairy chest and tummy as I don’t eat anything fluffy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes me retch when men make the point they will have a shower before they meet me.

Lucky me.

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