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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I see this on a profiles a lot. Looking for a real man/woman. So, fellow fabbers, what constitutes a ‘real’ man, or woman? And I don’t just mean them being an actual person.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Real men wear dresses and make up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Real men wear dresses and make up "

And look fucking fabulous

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

Ones who exist on this plane and aren't just floating around cyberspace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s all bollocks

Real this

Real that

Just be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no idea, I'm a cylon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they need to have real hair and real teeth, or real legs

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I might consider a hologram if he's especially fit

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Real men wear dresses and make up

And look fucking fabulous "

Flattery will get you everywhere

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility


"Maybe they need to have real hair and real teeth, or real legs "

I found a false leg once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Real men wear dresses and make up

And look fucking fabulous

Flattery will get you everywhere "

I do bloody hope so

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Not today's metrosexual guys maybe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe they need to have real hair and real teeth, or real legs

I found a false leg once."

Yeah that strap was always coming loose

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Maybe they need to have real hair and real teeth, or real legs

I found a false leg once."

My FWB has a false leg. Actually a super duper bionic one, it's really cool

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility


"Maybe they need to have real hair and real teeth, or real legs

I found a false leg once.

Yeah that strap was always coming loose "

It was in a ditch.

A whole leg. I always wondered who it belonged to

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe they need to have real hair and real teeth, or real legs

I found a false leg once.

Yeah that strap was always coming loose

It was in a ditch.

A whole leg. I always wondered who it belonged to "

You haven’t still got it have you?

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By *argaryen starkCouple
over a year ago

pinxton

How the fuck would you go out and come home not realising your leg had gone missing ?

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility


"Maybe they need to have real hair and real teeth, or real legs

I found a false leg once.

Yeah that strap was always coming loose

It was in a ditch.

A whole leg. I always wondered who it belonged to

You haven’t still got it have you?"

No, I only found it, I didn't keep it.

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

southside

A real man to me is one with big shoulders an strong arms who can fling me on to the bed!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How the fuck would you go out and come home not realising your leg had gone missing ?"

Clearly you’ve never heard of tequila

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How the fuck would you go out and come home not realising your leg had gone missing ?

Clearly you’ve never heard of tequila"

I’ve found one shoe

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

Found one wellie before.. it happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have no idea, I'm a cylon."

Which model number?

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

I’ve often seen 1 abandoned shoe on the motorway..what’s that about?

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Real men don't put others down in front of women to "better" themselves.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

They don’t eat quiche apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Real men don't put others down in front of women to "better" themselves."

or put women down in front of others or to others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How the fuck would you go out and come home not realising your leg had gone missing ?"

I have literally just spat my coffee out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve often seen 1 abandoned shoe on the motorway..what’s that about? "

Yes - that puzzles me too. Why only one? Why would you throw just one shoe out of the window?

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By *leasure4leisureMan
over a year ago

south

Found ? X

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

A real man is a red-blooded hetero who can chop wood, build a fire and char a shop-bought sausage to a cinder.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

A real man identifies as a man.

A real woman identifies as a woman.

Real genderqueer people identify as genderqueer.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have no idea, I'm a cylon.

Which model number? "

Probably 8, but the European version.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A real man to me is one with big shoulders an strong arms who can fling me on to the bed!!! "

Ahem

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By *imis3Woman
over a year ago

Dublin

A real man ?

To me it's a bloke who is confident and secure in himself. His self worth isn't dependent on his wealth, height, size of muscles, the length of his cock or his sexuality . He knows the difference between toxic and honorable masculinity and lives by the latter. Someone with a healthy in check ego, kind heart and respect for others.

I guess basically, a real man is genuinely too busy being one rather than trying to prove he is one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like I have been living in the matrix since lockdown! nothing seems real in this virtual world!

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