FabSwingers.com forum: Things you should never ever say

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

On a first date.

Can you order from the children's menu I'm skint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your sister is really hot

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I've got coronavirus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your sister is an a awesome fuck

. Wonder if you have the sane trait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what's your ring size, out of curiosity?

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By *9alMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

do you like boiled rabbit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just don't arrive with a gift! A guy once showed up with a massive teddy bear for me on our very first date and I thought it was creepy as fuck!

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Just don't arrive with a gift! A guy once showed up with a massive teddy bear for me on our very first date and I thought it was creepy as fuck!"

Lol lucky it wasn't a chucky doll

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By *_DirectorMan
over a year ago

Middle of somewhere

That's not how your mom likes it

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Have you seen the tits on our waitress?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Here’s your G+T sweet’eart, get that down your neck and be sharp about it , I’m gagging for a good shag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just don't arrive with a gift! A guy once showed up with a massive teddy bear for me on our very first date and I thought it was creepy as fuck!

Lol lucky it wasn't a chucky doll"

At least that would have been funny!

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By *aria_dreamgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

stockport

You don't sweat much for a fat lass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think politics on a first date is a bit of a no go zone!

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Can i cum on your tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congratulations! You’ve stayed alive a lot longer than last week’s......

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

A girl at work has that dress, have to say it looks better on her

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

So are you comfortable with gimp masks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I nearly couldn't be bothered to come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want to have sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is anyone playing bingo with all these bad lines???

Hope not, but would be funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You looked better in your pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on, the wife is calling

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

The lads from the rugby team will be here later - they said they don't mind sloppy seconds if you're ok with it

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

"I think politics on a first date is a bit of a no go zone!"

Don't know we have a restraint in Hastings called the book shop yes it is a book shop. I like booking a table in politics as there is no distraction from a good book

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

And may you introduce you to my husband? He is a professional boxer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum is at home when we get back. She likes rugged men too

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

And you are really a doctor, Hannibal?

Doctor Hannibal Lecter sounds so interesting and so important ...

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

This is an excellent Italian restaurant, the Fava beans and the Chianti are to die for ...

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

So, what's wrong with you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alright sugartits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey mum your new fab profile pic is so horny! would you like a tribute?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I saw on your facebook....

(Stalker alarm bells)

Ruuunnnnnn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in prison once

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Look over there while I fix your drink...

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

[Removed by poster at 28/02/21 20:52:34]

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Oh you live quite close to my ex, I won't be able to come to yours until the one mile restraining order is lifted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love you

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Would you mind if I just measure your neck? I want to be sure I bought the right size collar with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I interest you in a copy of the Watchtower..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You remind me of an ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘I’ve noticed you around, I find you very attractive, Um will you got to bed with me ?’

*pulls out a trumpet and plays an 8 minute free form jazz solo*

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm glad you like cats...1 have 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t have a drink because of my antibiotics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I come here all the time with my wife

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

So what are your views on DP on a first date? My mate Fred said he's free later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m kind of a big deal in the virus forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah, that photo was quite old. I'm actually 63"

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Your moustache doesn’t seem so apparent on your pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m kind of a big deal in the virus forum. "

You say that like it's a bad thing.

*drops panties and spreads labia*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you about a size 14...

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

Sorry about your phone alarm going off its just to remind me to take my tablets for STI I just found out about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Yeah, that photo was quite old. I'm actually 63"

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Yes, I have to say, your bum definitely looks big in that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you enjoy anal?

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

“Does this handkerchief smell of chloroform?”

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Just so you know, my Mum said I have to be back home by 9

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m kind of a big deal in the virus forum.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

*drops panties and spreads labia* "

Works every single time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was so nervous getting ready I forgot to take my imodium...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These are all great!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Who would I invite to a dinner party?

Farage definitely, we'd have a lot in common, oh and Katie Hopkins is another who is like minded, so her too. Is Tommy Robinson out of prison yet? And of course Paul and Jayda from Britain First. Rhees-Mogg for the win.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Clingfilm's a godsend for your shape, you'll be mummified in no time and I always let my pets share my tiktok vids. I'll get you down to a size 18, at least.

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By *oupled EntendreCouple
over a year ago

Essex

Your so lucky I'm using my favourite personality tonight, the others are such bores! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I remove the gag, will you promise not to scream!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn’t recognise you without my binoculars

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I’ll be right back....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucked your mother like this last week.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Just popping to the loo...need to adjust my butt plug

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By *ho Dares WinsMan
over a year ago

Wilford

I am ever so sorry I appear to have pissed myself

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

The names Peter Sutcliffe pleased to meet you....

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