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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

You misread fasting as fisting.

Damn..glad I never posted

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

"You misread fasting as fisting.

Damn..glad I never posted

Haha nearly spat my coffee then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You misread fasting as fisting.

Damn..glad I never posted

The blur comes into play

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"You misread fasting as fisting.

Damn..glad I never posted

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Made me laugh out, would be very sore afterwards.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I feel you Anabelle. Because.... yeah.... me too

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

I would say when you type a normal message and all your autocorrects change words to sex related words lol

Passing- pissing

Canal- anal

I'm just waiting for the day when I fuck up on the works WhatsApp group now lol

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

I can't read the other comments on that thread without having that in my mind.

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I feel you Anabelle. Because.... yeah.... me too

I'm in good company then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Indeed op I agree!!!

My wife teaches English via zoom to students from all over the world and the other day a young Arab man declared his loved fisting but meant fishing!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That my new job as an analyst makes me smirk.

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I would say when you type a normal message and all your autocorrects change words to sex related words lol

Passing- pissing

Canal- anal

I'm just waiting for the day when I fuck up on the works WhatsApp group now lol"

I feel you!

We have 2 WhatsApp work groups and I posted on one..

Is it wrong that I want you to bury your head between my thighs?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I feel you Anabelle. Because.... yeah.... me too

I'm in good company then

Yes. We will say that. We can both feel better then

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Indeed op I agree!!!

My wife teaches English via zoom to students from all over the world and the other day a young Arab man declared his loved fisting but meant fishing!!!!

At least she clarified before answering

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I would say when you type a normal message and all your autocorrects change words to sex related words lol

Passing- pissing

Canal- anal

I'm just waiting for the day when I fuck up on the works WhatsApp group now lol

I feel you!

We have 2 WhatsApp work groups and I posted on one..

Is it wrong that I want you to bury your head between my thighs?

I don't know about the rest of them..... but I need the ending to this story.....

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Me too.

Jo.Xx

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I would say when you type a normal message and all your autocorrects change words to sex related words lol

Passing- pissing

Canal- anal

I'm just waiting for the day when I fuck up on the works WhatsApp group now lol

I feel you!

We have 2 WhatsApp work groups and I posted on one..

Is it wrong that I want you to bury your head between my thighs?

I don't know about the rest of them..... but I need the ending to this story....."

I quickly realised and deleted it but not before 3 colleagues saw it. One of them was my manager!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Me too.

Jo.Xx "

Join us!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I would say when you type a normal message and all your autocorrects change words to sex related words lol

Passing- pissing

Canal- anal

I'm just waiting for the day when I fuck up on the works WhatsApp group now lol

I feel you!

We have 2 WhatsApp work groups and I posted on one..

Is it wrong that I want you to bury your head between my thighs?

I don't know about the rest of them..... but I need the ending to this story.....

I quickly realised and deleted it but not before 3 colleagues saw it. One of them was my manager!"

And which person thought it was for them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Indeed op I agree!!!

My wife teaches English via zoom to students from all over the world and the other day a young Arab man declared his loved fisting but meant fishing!!!!

This made me chuckle

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

"I would say when you type a normal message and all your autocorrects change words to sex related words lol

Passing- pissing

Canal- anal

I'm just waiting for the day when I fuck up on the works WhatsApp group now lol

I feel you!

We have 2 WhatsApp work groups and I posted on one..

Is it wrong that I want you to bury your head between my thighs?

Hahaha hahaha I'm sorry but that's too funny lol all my colleagues are women and some of the comments are quite hilarious in my work group.. few weeks ago a convo was about periods and unbeknown to me I post a dracula gif lol yeah, I got called to the office the next day lol

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I would say when you type a normal message and all your autocorrects change words to sex related words lol

Passing- pissing

Canal- anal

I'm just waiting for the day when I fuck up on the works WhatsApp group now lol

I feel you!

We have 2 WhatsApp work groups and I posted on one..

Is it wrong that I want you to bury your head between my thighs?

I don't know about the rest of them..... but I need the ending to this story.....

I quickly realised and deleted it but not before 3 colleagues saw it. One of them was my manager!

And which person thought it was for them?

My manager said I was a dirty girl...she's not wrong!

I just laughed it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wank to reply but I have to go for a jog - I love rimming !

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I wank to reply but I have to go for a jog - I love rimming !

enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would say when you type a normal message and all your autocorrects change words to sex related words lol

Passing- pissing

Canal- anal

I'm just waiting for the day when I fuck up on the works WhatsApp group now lol

I feel you!

We have 2 WhatsApp work groups and I posted on one..

Is it wrong that I want you to bury your head between my thighs?

I don't know about the rest of them..... but I need the ending to this story.....

I quickly realised and deleted it but not before 3 colleagues saw it. One of them was my manager!

And which person thought it was for them?

My manager said I was a dirty girl...she's not wrong!

I just laughed it off

Ah that would explain why your message to me confirmed that we are still within budget but the deadline is looking tight.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Not farting then?

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I would say when you type a normal message and all your autocorrects change words to sex related words lol

Passing- pissing

Canal- anal

I'm just waiting for the day when I fuck up on the works WhatsApp group now lol

I feel you!

We have 2 WhatsApp work groups and I posted on one..

Is it wrong that I want you to bury your head between my thighs?

I don't know about the rest of them..... but I need the ending to this story.....

I quickly realised and deleted it but not before 3 colleagues saw it. One of them was my manager!

And which person thought it was for them?

My manager said I was a dirty girl...she's not wrong!

I just laughed it off

Ah that would explain why your message to me confirmed that we are still within budget but the deadline is looking tight."

Easy mistake Jen

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I would say when you type a normal message and all your autocorrects change words to sex related words lol

Passing- pissing

Canal- anal

I'm just waiting for the day when I fuck up on the works WhatsApp group now lol

I feel you!

We have 2 WhatsApp work groups and I posted on one..

Is it wrong that I want you to bury your head between my thighs?

I don't know about the rest of them..... but I need the ending to this story.....

I quickly realised and deleted it but not before 3 colleagues saw it. One of them was my manager!

And which person thought it was for them?

My manager said I was a dirty girl...she's not wrong!

I just laughed it off

Ah that would explain why your message to me confirmed that we are still within budget but the deadline is looking tight."

I got that message too

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I would say when you type a normal message and all your autocorrects change words to sex related words lol

Passing- pissing

Canal- anal

I'm just waiting for the day when I fuck up on the works WhatsApp group now lol

I feel you!

We have 2 WhatsApp work groups and I posted on one..

Is it wrong that I want you to bury your head between my thighs?

I don't know about the rest of them..... but I need the ending to this story.....

I quickly realised and deleted it but not before 3 colleagues saw it. One of them was my manager!

And which person thought it was for them?

My manager said I was a dirty girl...she's not wrong!

I just laughed it off

Ah that would explain why your message to me confirmed that we are still within budget but the deadline is looking tight.

I got that message too

No more copy and pasting for me

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Had to contain my amusement at work the other day. I was doing a job that required the use of copious amounts of rim sealer.

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Had to contain my amusement at work the other day. I was doing a job that required the use of copious amounts of rim sealer. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You misread fasting as fisting.

Damn..glad I never posted

Ha Ha brilliant.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I would say when you type a normal message and all your autocorrects change words to sex related words lol

Passing- pissing

Canal- anal

I'm just waiting for the day when I fuck up on the works WhatsApp group now lol

I feel you!

We have 2 WhatsApp work groups and I posted on one..

Is it wrong that I want you to bury your head between my thighs?

I don't know about the rest of them..... but I need the ending to this story.....

I quickly realised and deleted it but not before 3 colleagues saw it. One of them was my manager!

And which person thought it was for them?

My manager said I was a dirty girl...she's not wrong!

I just laughed it off

Ah that would explain why your message to me confirmed that we are still within budget but the deadline is looking tight.

I got that message too

No more copy and pasting for me

We should just have a group chat.... easier

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Had to contain my amusement at work the other day. I was doing a job that required the use of copious amounts of rim sealer. "

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Any man seeking help or advice, gets told to limit the number of cock pics but to send some good artistic nudes and avoid bareback with others, even if it's 1 of your team.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you phone stops change fucking to ducking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone messages you or askes to be your friend

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

"You misread fasting as fisting.

Damn..glad I never posted

Fisting would definitely take your mind off fasting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would say when you type a normal message and all your autocorrects change words to sex related words lol

Passing- pissing

Canal- anal

I'm just waiting for the day when I fuck up on the works WhatsApp group now lol"

And yet my phone still insists of changing fuck/fucks/fucker to duck and etc

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"You misread fasting as fisting.

Damn..glad I never posted

Spec savers

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

The ZX Spectrum man comes to change the valves again .........

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

"I would say when you type a normal message and all your autocorrects change words to sex related words lol

Passing- pissing

Canal- anal

I'm just waiting for the day when I fuck up on the works WhatsApp group now lol

And yet my phone still insists of changing fuck/fucks/fucker to duck and etc

Thats not a bad thing really. Last thing you wanna say to someone is "I would like a fuck" instead of a duck on a work's chat group lol

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

I misread Final Fantasy as Anal Fantasy once but it was handwritten.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone sends a funny picture in a WhatsApp group chat and I can't Fab it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you look at people walking down street wondering if they are on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you phone stops change fucking to ducking.

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mine still goes to ducking lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you spell know...kmow

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"When you spell know...kmow

I don't kmow who does that

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Any man seeking help or advice, gets told to limit the number of cock pics but to send some good artistic nudes and avoid bareback with others, even if it's 1 of your team. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when messages answer themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you spell know...kmow

I don't kmow who does that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would say when you type a normal message and all your autocorrects change words to sex related words lol

Passing- pissing

Canal- anal

I'm just waiting for the day when I fuck up on the works WhatsApp group now lol"

I have many, many times. Shows the filth i write i guess. I still blame auto correct

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

When you smirk the minute someone says the word Fab.

When you can't see the letters BJ together without thinking of sucking a cock

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

You get a message from a total stranger and he just says he wants to blindfold, handcuff and fuck you hard. You don’t even flinch at the comment, but embrace it and get turned on

Freya

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"You get a message from a total stranger and he just says he wants to blindfold, handcuff and fuck you hard. You don’t even flinch at the comment, but embrace it and get turned on

Freya "

That is so true..messages that may have previously raised eyebrow become the norm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You search "near me" and it draws a blank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You run out of forum topics to post about

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

When a simple ice lolly draws improper memories and associations

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"When a simple ice lolly draws improper memories and associations "

Dirty monkey

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"When a simple ice lolly draws improper memories and associations

Dirty monkey

Moi?!

Wotcher grumpy!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"When a simple ice lolly draws improper memories and associations

Dirty monkey

Moi?!

Wotcher grumpy! "

Welcome back

where’s the mrs?!?

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"When a simple ice lolly draws improper memories and associations

Dirty monkey

Moi?!

Wotcher grumpy!

Welcome back

where’s the mrs?!? "

IM BAAACCCCCKKKKK!!!!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"When a simple ice lolly draws improper memories and associations

Dirty monkey

Moi?!

Wotcher grumpy!

Welcome back

where’s the mrs?!?

IM BAAACCCCCKKKKK!!!!

Ha ha ha whooooooppppppp

knew you’d be back at the same time you terrors!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When a simple ice lolly draws improper memories and associations

Dirty monkey

Moi?!

Wotcher grumpy!

Welcome back

where’s the mrs?!?

IM BAAACCCCCKKKKK!!!!

Uh ho!!!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"When a simple ice lolly draws improper memories and associations

Dirty monkey

Moi?!

Wotcher grumpy!

Welcome back

where’s the mrs?!? "

Sitting majestically on the sofa, waiting for me to serve dinner!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"When a simple ice lolly draws improper memories and associations

Dirty monkey

Moi?!

Wotcher grumpy!

Welcome back

where’s the mrs?!?

Sitting majestically on the sofa, waiting for me to serve dinner! "

You two are too cute!! And that’s the last nice thing I’ll say today.

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"When a simple ice lolly draws improper memories and associations

Dirty monkey

Moi?!

Wotcher grumpy!

Welcome back

where’s the mrs?!?

Sitting majestically on the sofa, waiting for me to serve dinner! "

I'm not even sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When Dorothy Perkins AKA - DP has a whole other meaning

When you watch an episode of embarrassing bodies and you don't even flinch.

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

"You get a message from a total stranger and he just says he wants to blindfold, handcuff and fuck you hard. You don’t even flinch at the comment, but embrace it and get turned on

Freya

That is so true..messages that may have previously raised eyebrow become the norm

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"When you phone stops change fucking to ducking.

Mine now changes duck to fuck

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

When you happen to see a pic of a cock, taken at close range, all trussed up tightly in thin rope and the question you ask yourself is why there appears to be a plastic spoon in the pic

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

You realise you have stockings older than your lower age limit.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

You reach another birthday

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Amazing what predicted text can come up with. The classic clanger I dropped was on the old style phone whereby when texting. The number 1 gave you the option to use abc, number 2 def, and so on, then the choice of anagrams using those letters. I wrote to my cousin, about her mum, and I thought I'd typed, I've just been talking to AUNT Jan, but the message she got read, I've just been talking to CUNT Jan! It wasn't very well received, surprise, surprise.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Doing new applications for a new teaching job,

Qaulificatios, PGCE, Degree, and just realised putting my GCSE result down

BBC BBC

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Doing new applications for a new teaching job,

Qaulificatios, PGCE, Degree, and just realised putting my GCSE result down

BBC BBC"

Could you imagine handing that over and someone in the know gets it

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"You realise you have stockings older than your lower age limit.

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By *obajxMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

You're bored, as all the threads are repeated over and over

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"You're bored, as all the threads are repeated over and over"

Start a new original one

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"Doing new applications for a new teaching job,

Qaulificatios, PGCE, Degree, and just realised putting my GCSE result down

BBC BBC

Could you imagine handing that over and someone in the know gets it

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