FabSwingers.com forum: Food that makes you fart

By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

For me its pork and I have just had it for dinner....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

onions and marmite.

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By *icarswife45Woman
over a year ago

wiltshire town near Bath

Sprouts and pork pie...but i love them both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fry up, love it but Jesus Christ it kicks the shit outta my guts

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Years ago I used to buy a packet French onion soup in France, was delicious but guaranteed to make me sound like the Halle Orchestra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butterkist popcorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont fart

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"i dont fart

I see pigs flying.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kebabs after a heavy drinking session. It's like chemical warfare.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i dont fart

I see pigs flying.....

Women don't fart, apparently they "break wind".

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

women dont fart they do puffs

have to say i have never analysed my diet to puff ratio so have no clue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not much of a farter, but onions and eggs make me belch like a good un!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

lol@ diet to puff ratio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mushy peas. Raw sprouts. I'm banned from both under a UN Convention.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Kebabs after a heavy drinking session. It's like chemical warfare. "

no kebab meat an jo-jo's for you before the beach party then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eggs

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"For me its pork and I have just had it for dinner....

Thanks for sharing

I only fart if someone pulls my finger

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By *hyguy 43Man
over a year ago

Swansea

chicken dinners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i dont fart

I see pigs flying.....

Women don't fart, apparently they "break wind".

nobodies ever heard me fart since i was a child, i was bough up being told it was wrong to break wind in the company of others and my mum actually used to hit us if we did, not for farting but for doing it publically, she was a but wierd, and i guess it just stuck, even when i was married i used to go to the bathroom to fart my husband never heard me in all the years we was married

cause im a lady

I think thats why i put weight on since we split, i dont have to keep running to the bog anymone lol

but in reply to the question i find chinses food is quite windy

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"For me its pork and I have just had it for dinner....

Thanks for sharing

I only fart if someone pulls my finger"

Its good to share....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"onions and marmite."

Do you dip the onions or pour the marmite?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mushy peas. fruit n fibre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me its pork and I have just had it for dinner....

Thanks for sharing

I only fart if someone pulls my finger

Its good to share....

Bet you think dutch ovens are good too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All My Puffs Smell Like "ROSES.."

im still eating the big tins i got cheap after xmas ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just pooped in to see how the thread was going ,,what's that awful smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jerusalem artichokes are evil!

Sweetcorn does make me a bit stinky but its because I'm allergic to it!

A good hard pummelling from behind makes my fanny fart lol.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

If you do not like farting follow these tips

1. Only put small amounts in your mouth.

2. Eat slowly

3. Chew many times - digestion starts in the mouth

4. Only eat for ten mins max

5. Never overstuff your stomach

6. No fizzy drinks.

7. Don't drink for at least an hour before a meal. Drinking waters down the digestive juices

8. Don't rush around after a meal

9. Don't drink until half an hour after a meal.

10. Lay off sugar

most farting is caused by swallowing air when eating fast or not chewing properly

Seriously.- no farting

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

ladies do love puffs im told.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cooked dinner! But generally I only fart if I need to go have a u know what

lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"If you do not like farting follow these tips

1. Only put small amounts in your mouth.

2. Eat slowly

3. Chew many times - digestion starts in the mouth

4. Only eat for ten mins max

5. Never overstuff your stomach

6. No fizzy drinks.

7. Don't drink for at least an hour before a meal. Drinking waters down the digestive juices

8. Don't rush around after a meal

9. Don't drink until half an hour after a meal.

10. Lay off sugar

most farting is caused by swallowing air when eating fast or not chewing properly

Seriously.- no farting"

You forgot don't hold on to your number twos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its got to be a roast and hot currys for me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't eat onions anymore, for my sake as well as everyone elses, but I get really STINKY farts if I eat fish n chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

women don't fart... they *release tension* lol

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

For me its grapes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roast lamb

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"If you do not like farting follow these tips

1. Only put small amounts in your mouth.

2. Eat slowly

3. Chew many times - digestion starts in the mouth

4. Only eat for ten mins max

5. Never overstuff your stomach

6. No fizzy drinks.

7. Don't drink for at least an hour before a meal. Drinking waters down the digestive juices

8. Don't rush around after a meal

9. Don't drink until half an hour after a meal.

10. Lay off sugar

most farting is caused by swallowing air when eating fast or not chewing properly

Seriously.- no farting

You forgot don't hold on to your number twos "

If you do , remember to wash your hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's nuts a do and don't on farting lmao fare play that's tickled me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you do not like farting follow these tips

1. Only put small amounts in your mouth.

2. Eat slowly

3. Chew many times - digestion starts in the mouth

4. Only eat for ten mins max

5. Never overstuff your stomach

6. No fizzy drinks.

7. Don't drink for at least an hour before a meal. Drinking waters down the digestive juices

8. Don't rush around after a meal

9. Don't drink until half an hour after a meal.

10. Lay off sugar

most farting is caused by swallowing air when eating fast or not chewing properly

Seriously.- no farting

You forgot don't hold on to your number twos

If you do , remember to wash your hands"

Best responce ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burgers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sage/onion and sausage meat stuffing. I love it dearly but it doesn't love me. Stand WELL clear the following day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red meat ... rare steaks are my kryptonite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since I had my gall bladder out, too much fatty food.

Curry, too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

uncle bens tomato and basil rice.

why i dont know, just does

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By *exyminxy111Couple
over a year ago

coventry

How has heinz baked beans not been mentioned? It must be the pinnacle of foods to give you wind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weetabix and pasta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst thing which has ever affected me in the 'bum burps' department was a bag of Brussels Sprouts with Sliced Chesnuts my ex bought one Christmas, thinking it would be a 'pleasant addition' to Xmas dinner....

I (and our old Golden Retriever, Jasper, as he had his own Xmas din dins!) spent the evening 'out-doing' each other in the 'Flatulence Stakes' and, in the end, the dog and I could no longer stand being in the same room with each other. Mind you, by that point, neither could anyone else....

It was that bad overnight, we had the duvet cleaned as soon as the launderette opened the day after Boxing Day.....

Not an experience I wish to repeat.... ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i dont fart

I see pigs flying.....

Women don't fart, apparently they "break wind".

Lol I fuff!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bovril makes me whiffy but i love it

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

doesn't seem to matter what I eat....I fart....often without any warning...the feckers just pop out

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

"women don't fart... they *release tension* lol"

Studies have proven the reason women don't fart as much as men is that they can't keep their mouth shut long enough to build up pressure in their arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Weetabix and pasta

Together???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weetabix and Sugar Puffs (mixed)

They have to be mixed in the correct ratio for best results though:

6 Weetabix and 3 mugfulls of Sugar Puffs in a big bowl with plenty milk.

Withihn half an hour you'll sound like the Guns of Navaronne

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

"How has heinz baked beans not been mentioned? It must be the pinnacle of foods to give you wind!

Yep, they work for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I likes a good stuffing but the day after............whoooohooooo

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"Sage/onion and sausage meat stuffing. I love it dearly but it doesn't love me. Stand WELL clear the following day

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snap i think its the sage

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

ive never farted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ive never farted!"

And im a virgin

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

i believe you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i believe you x"

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

paaarp! oops pardon me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curry & Activia yogurts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Curry & Activia yogurts."

Together ?

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

i put prune activia on chick pea curry- yummy- yes not a lie that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women don't fart they do love puffs .

Red meat makes me fart like a farty thing from fartshire

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