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My girls was saying Ann summers sold out .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Most of there kinky stuff after the book 50. I was saying there's better things on the market they need to look at the net .. But there could be a new opening in the market for Kinky party plan as Ann summers a little tame. lol

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

My new girlfriend just burst in the bedroom

So I'm taking her back to Ann Summers tomorrow and getting my money back..

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I've already got my collection of 'toys' long before that book came out, but always looking for something new and different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" My new girlfriend just burst in the bedroom

So I'm taking her back to Ann Summers tomorrow and getting my money back..

"

You just need a puncture repair kit and she'll be as good as new

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair, those getting off on 50 Shades wouldn't want anything kinkier than Ann Summers provide...it's a love story with a bit of sex thrown in for good measure, some of which is a bit kinky! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most of there kinky stuff after the book 50. I was saying there's better things on the market they need to look at the net .. But there could be a new opening in the market for Kinky party plan as Ann summers a little tame. lol "

Thought that for ages. There was a competitor to AS a few years ago on the Party Plan scene, but not seen them around for a while.

The range of stuff in AS, unless it's clothing - which is overpriced, is quite restricted (again, unless it's a Rabbit) and their assistants don't know much about what else is available in the marketplace. Not only that, I can make them blush far too easily for my liking!! Ha ha!!!

(Pork)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To be fair, those getting off on 50 Shades wouldn't want anything kinkier than Ann Summers provide...it's a love story with a bit of sex thrown in for good measure, some of which is a bit kinky! x"
well so far i have not read the books i am saving them for my holiday in oct. Just my girls thay never say alot about nothing but i new both reading books and at dinner said about Ann summers made me smile, xx

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


" My new girlfriend just burst in the bedroom

So I'm taking her back to Ann Summers tomorrow and getting my money back..

You just need a puncture repair kit and she'll be as good as new "

Lol That reminds me of the Airplane film when the auto pilot deflated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anne summers got a hammering today from my mrs to £80 worth nice thoe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be fair, those getting off on 50 Shades wouldn't want anything kinkier than Ann Summers provide...it's a love story with a bit of sex thrown in for good measure, some of which is a bit kinky! x"

agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those people who say Ann Summers isn't catering to the more hardcore market.

It is because the terms of their license for the majority of their shops do not carry an agreement to sell the stuff.

There was an undercover boss episode focusing on AS because they needed to find out why they were suffering a loss in sales.

They had 1 hardcore shop which is x-rated and the only one of its kind on the high street. I'm not sure about any others.

However the manager of the shop said they lost custom when they lost the hardcore license and the bosses of AS wanted to remedy that and get more shops like that up and running.

In the end AS can cater for a minority crowd who like extreme stuff but the masses dictate a lot of what they sell but these people tend to go online a lot more these days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be fair, those getting off on 50 Shades wouldn't want anything kinkier than Ann Summers provide...it's a love story with a bit of sex thrown in for good measure, some of which is a bit kinky! x well so far i have not read the books i am saving them for my holiday in oct. Just my girls thay never say alot about nothing but i new both reading books and at dinner said about Ann summers made me smile, xx"

Lol...it's good that they can talk about it with you though. The books are ok, but I was a bit underwhelmed with them after all the hype...they are easy reading though so I'm sure they'll keep you entertained on your jollies! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" My new girlfriend just burst in the bedroom

So I'm taking her back to Ann Summers tomorrow and getting my money back..

You just need a puncture repair kit and she'll be as good as new

Lol That reminds me of the Airplane film when the auto pilot deflated.

"

"surely you can't be serious?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone used bluebella ?

Seems like a classier Ann summers

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By *am sampsonMan
over a year ago

cwmbran


" My new girlfriend just burst in the bedroom

So I'm taking her back to Ann Summers tomorrow and getting my money back..

"

I'm sure Del Trotter will have a replacement

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


" My new girlfriend just burst in the bedroom

So I'm taking her back to Ann Summers tomorrow and getting my money back..

You just need a puncture repair kit and she'll be as good as new

Lol That reminds me of the Airplane film when the auto pilot deflated.

"surely you can't be serious?" "

Off course I'm serious, and please stop calling me shirley.

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

AUTOMATED MESSAGE FROM

www Annsummers.Com

In relation to the red anal vibrator you ordered on page 16 of our catalogue,

please could you select another item as this is our fire extinguisher.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could work in spanking classes too. Who needs painkillers after the first spank slow build up required x

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


" My new girlfriend just burst in the bedroom

So I'm taking her back to Ann Summers tomorrow and getting my money back..

You just need a puncture repair kit and she'll be as good as new

Lol That reminds me of the Airplane film when the auto pilot deflated.

"surely you can't be serious?" "
dont call him shirley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" My new girlfriend just burst in the bedroom

So I'm taking her back to Ann Summers tomorrow and getting my money back..

You just need a puncture repair kit and she'll be as good as new

Lol That reminds me of the Airplane film when the auto pilot deflated.

"surely you can't be serious?" dont call him shirley"

Giggling to myself that the young 'uns won't get that joke.

Oh crap I just realised how old I am cos I do remember it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" My new girlfriend just burst in the bedroom

So I'm taking her back to Ann Summers tomorrow and getting my money back..

You just need a puncture repair kit and she'll be as good as new

Lol That reminds me of the Airplane film when the auto pilot deflated.

"surely you can't be serious?" dont call him shirley

Giggling to myself that the young 'uns won't get that joke.

Oh crap I just realised how old I am cos I do remember it.... "

I still love that film however old it is (or I am )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" AUTOMATED MESSAGE FROM

www Annsummers.Com

In relation to the red anal vibrator you ordered on page 16 of our catalogue,

please could you select another item as this is our fire extinguisher.

"

LMAO!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure you dont turn her inside out during repair or your be in trouble

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

NEWS FLASH!!!!!

Anne Summers outlets are selling a new alcoholic vaginia gel

that women can rub on their flaps!

So now when the guy goes down he can have a bevvy as well!

However, anti-drink campaigner's want it banned amid fears of 24 hour

minge drinking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" NEWS FLASH!!!!!

Anne Summers outlets are selling a new alcoholic vaginia gel

that women can rub on their flaps!

So now when the guy goes down he can have a bevvy as well!

However, anti-drink campaigner's want it banned amid fears of 24 hour

minge drinking.

"

As a fella i near PMSL @ this - brill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think B & Q sales have done well tho.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" NEWS FLASH!!!!!

Anne Summers outlets are selling a new alcoholic vaginia gel

that women can rub on their flaps!

So now when the guy goes down he can have a bevvy as well!

However, anti-drink campaigner's want it banned amid fears of 24 hour

minge drinking.

"
lol i will have to get some myself if it keep them down there longer ,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just heard another newsflash! In the wake of the whole 50 shades thing.....apparently M&S are changing their name to S&M.

Looks like it's 'Marks' turn to be 'Spencers' bitch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ann summers did sell out of a lot of things but is getting better stuff in slowly but surely.

Recently became an Ann summers rep and they are making better progress with toys and more than just the rabbit they are better known for.

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


" NEWS FLASH!!!!!

Anne Summers outlets are selling a new alcoholic vaginia gel

that women can rub on their flaps!

So now when the guy goes down he can have a bevvy as well!

However, anti-drink campaigner's want it banned amid fears of 24 hour

minge drinking.

lol i will have to get some myself if it keep them down there longer ,lol"

Lol Yes you will.

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