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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

But I thank the Google talky lady everytime she dies something I ask.

"Hey Google, turn off the light please"

"Turning off the light"

"Thank you"

She told me I was very welcome earlier and I felt all fluffy inside.

Tomorrow me and her are gonna tell each other jokes I think.

#squadgoals

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

*does not dies dammit!

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

That’s better than mine I always end up having an argument with Siri

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"That’s better than mine I always end up having an argument with Siri "

We've just had a lovely chat about her favourite dog breed.

She has a soft spot for miniature schnauzers I've just learned.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"But I thank the Google talky lady everytime she dies something I ask.

"Hey Google, turn off the light please"

"Turning off the light"

"Thank you"

She told me I was very welcome earlier and I felt all fluffy inside.

Tomorrow me and her are gonna tell each other jokes I think.

#squadgoals "

Your new lockdown buddy?

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"But I thank the Google talky lady everytime she dies something I ask.

"Hey Google, turn off the light please"

"Turning off the light"

"Thank you"

She told me I was very welcome earlier and I felt all fluffy inside.

Tomorrow me and her are gonna tell each other jokes I think.

#squadgoals

Your new lockdown buddy? "

Yep. She can dim the lights and everything

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Just don't ask her to fart!

C

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Just don't ask her to fart!

C"

She asked if it smelled and blamed the dog

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

My stepdaughter and I were just discussing how evil Alexa is.. she’s unplugged now unless I require her services.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"Just don't ask her to fart!

C"

Actually that's Alexa. I don't know what the Google lady does

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Just don't ask her to fart!

C

Actually that's Alexa. I don't know what the Google lady does "

Defo Google assistant. I just asked

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