FabSwingers.com forum: Swear for no reason

By *oItForYorkshire OP Couple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Let out your fave taboo word or statement

Commence...

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Cuntwaffle

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Cunt is still the best

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By *oItForYorkshire OP Couple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Cumguzzle

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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Cockwomble is my usual go to for anyone who annoys me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking, irritating, nasty, little cunt

Phew... I feel better after that thanks

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Fuckwit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twat, I’m not very good at this swearing lark x

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Male octopi have the best idea....they rip off their own penis and throw it at the female.

The best 'go fuck yourself' ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucktard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cuntwaffle"

And golden syrup.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Male octopi have the best idea....they rip off their own penis and throw it at the female.

The best 'go fuck yourself' ever

If only human men did the same...would save me hundreds in therapy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You fucking shitcunt.

Usually said while driving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never fucking swear!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Twat.... the C word reserved for one individual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Male octopi have the best idea....they rip off their own penis and throw it at the female.

The best 'go fuck yourself' ever

If only human men did the same...would save me hundreds in therapy

Mine would be too heavy to throw at you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putain de merde!

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By *oItForYorkshire OP Couple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Putain de merde!"

Show off.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"peachy's cunt is still the best

Cheers fuckface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Male octopi have the best idea....they rip off their own penis and throw it at the female.

The best 'go fuck yourself' ever

If only human men did the same...would save me hundreds in therapy

Mine would be too heavy to throw at you.

I smell bullshit

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Twat, I’m not very good at this swearing lark x

Ah fuck it, I'll cunting teach ya. You'll have profanities falling out yer gob and arse within a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fr Jack said it best.

Feck. Arse. Gobshite...but it's the way he said it

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By *istalloverCouple
over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

Ducking ficked.

Cesus jeyst and mucking fighty

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

A cunt of the highest order or my new phase as fucked up as a wolverine with its nuts in a vice

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I never fucking swear!

Lmao!!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Putain de merde!"

I had to Google that

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I allow myself one sweary word per 1000.

Except during sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Male octopi have the best idea....they rip off their own penis and throw it at the female.

The best 'go fuck yourself' ever

If only human men did the same...would save me hundreds in therapy

Mine would be too heavy to throw at you.

I smell bullshit "

Do you live on a farm?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Fr Jack said it best.

Feck. Arse. Gobshite...but it's the way he said it

I agree. My parents were Irish & the way my dad used to call everyone a gobshite was pretty special

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By *ream of Sum Yung Gai2Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Fuck turd

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By *edantic SheilaWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Shit on it

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Shit on it

Friday Night Dinner. Love him so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck, fucks sake and dickhead are my go to’s

but sometimes only a -

“Fuck wank bugger shitting arse head and hole” will do ... or “ shitting arse head and hole” for short lol ... but only if I’ve badly cocked something up (it’s from Love Actually, classy classic film)

Fuckadoodledoo is my happy swear

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

For fucks sake.

The amount of times I say that in my head is unreal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get it right fuckin up ye!

(Not a sexual thing, more a, told you so, kinda thing...) West coast of Scotland...

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By *atalie..Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

Dickhead..

You fucking dickhead..

Fuck off you dickhead..

Safe to say dickhead is my favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PissAnt...or perhaps just a statement of fact...if you come across an ant taking a break from the marching line and he/she dashes behind a blade of grass to have a leak. A male ant would of course be obvs as he would be standing whizzing randomly like a watering can. The female would of course do no such thing.

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Personally I'm against the gratuitous use of foul language!

The worst I ever say is "Shit" and that's fuck all......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personally I'm against the gratuitous use of foul language!

The worst I ever say is "Shit" and that's fuck all......"

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

Cockwomblingthundercunt!

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By *ornstarts7Couple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Cockwomble is soooo 2010s

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Ok I lied.... my absolute favourite is Pussknuckle!

South African swear word pronounced Poesknukle drawn out a little at the end....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone's a cunt and everything's cunty. God forbid you commit a less than virtuous action, in which case you're getting cunted out for your cuntery.

But I use cunt way too much, it's now a term of endearment. If I'm really angry my go to are "prick" and "dickhead". Nothing like the classics to help you spit a bit of venom

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Everyone's a cunt and everything's cunty. God forbid you commit a less than virtuous action, in which case you're getting cunted out for your cuntery.

But I use cunt way too much, it's now a term of endearment. If I'm really angry my go to are "prick" and "dickhead". Nothing like the classics to help you spit a bit of venom

Where I'm from in SA Cunty is a casual endearment.

Scenario- see an old mate for the fist time in ages..... "Hey Cunty howzit hanging ma bru"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Putain de merde!

I had to Google that

I’m curious about what it said

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Personally I think the needless profanity on this curse laden thread is rather childish and its incomprehensible how anyone could lower themselves by uttering such obscenities

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuntybollocks

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By *ltrMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Fucktard and cumguzzler

usually when I have been cut up on the motorway

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

I normally say twat but I do say fuck a lot but it depends in whose company I'm in if I swear or not

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

Bellend

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
over a year ago

Epsom

Fuck nugget and if I’m really mad “you fucking fuck fuck”

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

"Cockwomble is soooo 2010s

Quality never goes out of style.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the Cunting Fuck?

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

All the cunts were out today for sure! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ob bottoms. When my daughter dropped a 4 pinter of milk across the kitchen floor this morning

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
over a year ago

Colchester

"Putain de merde!

I had to Google that

I’m curious about what it said"

Whore of shit was one find, the other is fucking hell

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Bollocks.

Bugger.

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By *ndrew CareyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough, Cambridgeshire & Lincolnshire

For Fuck Sake

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Ohh fuck!!(Me)

Or you or this or that or them!!

They all work!!

Jo.Xx

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Nobscoffer pissypants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arse licker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a swear word as such, but I know it makes a few people cringe.

Smegma.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CUNT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pedantic piss flap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silly little custard...cross between cunt and bastard.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Pric pwdin!

For the Welsh among us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/02/21 18:04:22]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck off you fucking fuck!

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By *iobhan123Woman
over a year ago

Deal

In Ireland, cunt is a friendly term of endearment

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Feck Off You Fecking Cunt.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stupid doylum !

Do hate swearing unless angry then fuck fuck fuck in a low tone

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By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Grew up in glasgow, worse than billy Connolly for use of the word fuck. I like the word. Cunt i also like...most dont

Usually when i hurt myself...its ya fucking, cunting bastard, fucking arsehole wanking twat & so on & so forth usually covering just about every one at least once lol

Fun facts: swearing relieves pain

Do you know there was a study showing those who swore most were of higher intelligence & words chosen were not due to lack of vocabulary. Eminem is a good example...he literally read the dictionary several times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Male octopi have the best idea....they rip off their own penis and throw it at the female.

The best 'go fuck yourself' ever

That dosnt sound like a good idea to me

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Fuckit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scheißdreck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Silly little custard...cross between cunt and bastard."

Love this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spierdalaj.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/02/21 18:46:07]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suka, blyat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of my swearing takes place in the car ... fucking shitting hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck

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By *ickJMan
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

Gotta love a Southpark swear:

"you ignorant pigfucker!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking cunting wanking bastard

Yep someone I used to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bastir, sounds better in Scottish

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Twat bag

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Putain de merde!"

I see your putain de merde and I raise you...

Me cago en la leche de la puta madre que te parió!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suka, blyat!"

Can you translate please?

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Cock womble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Silly little custard...cross between cunt and bastard.

Love this one

Thank you...i used to refer to an old boss of mine as a silly custard he didn't twigg....used it many times directly to him with a big smile on my face..i felt so much better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't beat calling someone a 'fucking spoon'

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

I'm a regular for fuckwit and twatty bastard. Although you absolute prize cunt is in daily use with idiot drivers as I'm on the road quite a few days of the week.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Fuck Shit Tit Wank Ass Bollocks Cuntflapping Wankspangling Knobmunching Motherfucking Twatface Fucktard !!!

Feel better now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck Shit Tit Wank Ass Bollocks Cuntflapping Wankspangling Knobmunching Motherfucking Twatface Fucktard !!!

Feel better now

. It does help doesn’t it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody Nora!

(Couldn't resist)

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Arsebarns.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Fuck Shit Tit Wank Ass Bollocks Cuntflapping Wankspangling Knobmunching Motherfucking Twatface Fucktard !!!

Feel better now

. It does help doesn’t it

It fucking does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody Nora!

(Couldn't resist)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Silly little custard...cross between cunt and bastard.

Love this one

Thank you...i used to refer to an old boss of mine as a silly custard he didn't twigg....used it many times directly to him with a big smile on my face..i felt so much better

Love this!!!

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By *razzyhorseMan
over a year ago

cambridge

Flipping 'eck Tucker...

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Pissflaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feck

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Flipping 'eck Tucker..."

Showing your age, there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuntwaffle, fucktard, wankbag and bollockface. These words make me happy.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Samuel L Jackson style - motherfucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cuntwaffle, fucktard, wankbag and bollockface. These words make me happy. "

Making me happy too lol

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By *razzyhorseMan
over a year ago

cambridge

"Flipping 'eck Tucker...

Showing your age, there

Touche

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jacob rees mogg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucketty bollox

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I often mutter scheiße under my breath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dicksplash

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Cuntwaffle, fucktard, wankbag and bollockface. These words make me happy. "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suka, blyat!

Can you translate please?

Literally "bitch, whore"

Less literally like: bitch, f**k! Or f**ing shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck off you fucking fucker, was my fave. Usually made people laugh though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah fuck it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dicksweat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck Shit Tit Wank Ass Bollocks Cuntflapping Wankspangling Knobmunching Motherfucking Twatface Fucktard !!!

Feel better now

Ahhhhh love it ... the first four made laugh on their own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dicksplash"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Silly little custard...cross between cunt and bastard.

Love this one

Thank you...i used to refer to an old boss of mine as a silly custard he didn't twigg....used it many times directly to him with a big smile on my face..i felt so much better

Excellent!!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Fuck Shit Tit Wank Ass Bollocks Cuntflapping Wankspangling Knobmunching Motherfucking Twatface Fucktard !!!

Feel better now

Ahhhhh love it ... the first four made laugh on their own

Awww thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck Shit Tit Wank Ass Bollocks Cuntflapping Wankspangling Knobmunching Motherfucking Twatface Fucktard !!!

Feel better now

Ahhhhh love it ... the first four made laugh on their own

Awww thanks

Ill admit I saw your earlier post to the thread and thought what the f.... with a name like yours?!? lol ... this post was much better ... I’m totally stealing “Fuck Shit Tit Wank”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh knickers

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

It's when you really, really need to swear out loud but you're children are there....that's when I struggle of what to say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shitcunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twaty cuntfuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

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