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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

If I were to totally shave this cunting hair off my head ...

Would I look like a death row inmate ??

Thanks in advance , Grumps

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Um......

Will you wear an orange jumpsuit?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I wouldn't advise it.

I'll shave mine off first

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Um......

Will you wear an orange jumpsuit?

If that's your kink

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I wouldn't advise it.

I'll shave mine off first

Dont you dare

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Um......

Will you wear an orange jumpsuit?

If that's your kink

Well not really....

But if it's death row inmate you're after then that's how to do it!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Um......

Will you wear an orange jumpsuit?

If that's your kink

Well not really....

But if it's death row inmate you're after then that's how to do it!"

I'm not that disturbed. Yet

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I wouldn't advise it.

I'll shave mine off first

Dont you dare

Lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I wouldn't advise it.

I'll shave mine off first

Dont you dare

Lol"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

There is a semi serious side to this post btw.

I'm at my wits end with it now .

I wash and condition my hair every other day and it's still a fuckin mop of mess .

Any practical advice??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is a semi serious side to this post btw.

I'm at my wits end with it now .

I wash and condition my hair every other day and it's still a fuckin mop of mess .

Any practical advice??

A comb and kerby grips?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"There is a semi serious side to this post btw.

I'm at my wits end with it now .

I wash and condition my hair every other day and it's still a fuckin mop of mess .

Any practical advice??

A comb and kerby grips?"

Kerby grips ??

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"There is a semi serious side to this post btw.

I'm at my wits end with it now .

I wash and condition my hair every other day and it's still a fuckin mop of mess .

Any practical advice??

It's probably at an awkward growing out stage. Which you'd normally avoid by visiting the barber.

Maybe comb it neatly and gel it down? It's not necessarily ideal as a look, but it should stay put.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"There is a semi serious side to this post btw.

I'm at my wits end with it now .

I wash and condition my hair every other day and it's still a fuckin mop of mess .

Any practical advice??

It's probably at an awkward growing out stage. Which you'd normally avoid by visiting the barber.

Maybe comb it neatly and gel it down? It's not necessarily ideal as a look, but it should stay put."

I should get some gel or mousse I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is a semi serious side to this post btw.

I'm at my wits end with it now .

I wash and condition my hair every other day and it's still a fuckin mop of mess .

Any practical advice??

Dont wash and condition it every other day, you're stripping natural oils away and drying it out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a good look.

Please see profile pic x

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"There is a semi serious side to this post btw.

I'm at my wits end with it now .

I wash and condition my hair every other day and it's still a fuckin mop of mess .

Any practical advice??

It's probably at an awkward growing out stage. Which you'd normally avoid by visiting the barber.

Maybe comb it neatly and gel it down? It's not necessarily ideal as a look, but it should stay put.

I should get some gel or mousse I guess

Gel will likely be stronger hold, but might feel more crunchy in your hair.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Its a good look.

Please see profile pic x"

Yay awesome

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"There is a semi serious side to this post btw.

I'm at my wits end with it now .

I wash and condition my hair every other day and it's still a fuckin mop of mess .

Any practical advice??

Dont wash and condition it every other day, you're stripping natural oils away and drying it out. "

I thought conditioning was important if your hair gets long ?? Ok thankyou xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"There is a semi serious side to this post btw.

I'm at my wits end with it now .

I wash and condition my hair every other day and it's still a fuckin mop of mess .

Any practical advice??

It's probably at an awkward growing out stage. Which you'd normally avoid by visiting the barber.

Maybe comb it neatly and gel it down? It's not necessarily ideal as a look, but it should stay put.

I should get some gel or mousse I guess

Gel will likely be stronger hold, but might feel more crunchy in your hair."

Yes I thought that too , we shall see , cheers Swingy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have clippers try a no.8 x

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Man bun?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm so proud of you for using the word cunting

Music to my ears.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"If you have clippers try a no.8 x"

I dont , but I have been offered some to borrow

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Man bun?"

Erm.. No

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'm so proud of you for using the word cunting

Music to my ears.

Haha I thought of you when typing it

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Try the clippers first

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Try the clippers first

Okey dokey

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Mate your balls are bald so just do the same on top the girls love it and it’ll grow back anyway give it a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shave it all off. I did this 11 months ago and it's very liberating. Plus, you save on shampoo/conditioner - a quick wipe over with a damp cloth will suffice.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"If I were to totally shave this cunting hair off my head ...

Would I look like a death row inmate ??

Thanks in advance , Grumps

I don’t know you but shave it all off.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"If I were to totally shave this cunting hair off my head ...

Would I look like a death row inmate ??

Thanks in advance , Grumps

I don’t know you but shave it all off. "

Noooooooo. He has lovely hair, it just needs an encounter with some clippers

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"If I were to totally shave this cunting hair off my head ...

Would I look like a death row inmate ??

Thanks in advance , Grumps

I don’t know you but shave it all off.

Noooooooo. He has lovely hair, it just needs an encounter with some clippers

"
it will grow again.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"If I were to totally shave this cunting hair off my head ...

Would I look like a death row inmate ??

Thanks in advance , Grumps

I don’t know you but shave it all off.

Noooooooo. He has lovely hair, it just needs an encounter with some clippers

it will grow again. "

That doesn't mean he needs to go straight to the bruiserlook. Clip it first, then if he feels brave enough, shave it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Mate your balls are bald so just do the same on top the girls love it and it’ll grow back anyway give it a go"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Shave it all off. I did this 11 months ago and it's very liberating. Plus, you save on shampoo/conditioner - a quick wipe over with a damp cloth will suffice.

I'm thinking about it but not sure I'm brave enough lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"If I were to totally shave this cunting hair off my head ...

Would I look like a death row inmate ??

Thanks in advance , Grumps

I don’t know you but shave it all off. "

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Shave it all off. I did this 11 months ago and it's very liberating. Plus, you save on shampoo/conditioner - a quick wipe over with a damp cloth will suffice.

I'm thinking about it but not sure I'm brave enough lol

Mohawk that fucker!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"If I were to totally shave this cunting hair off my head ...

Would I look like a death row inmate ??

Thanks in advance , Grumps

I don’t know you but shave it all off.

Noooooooo. He has lovely hair, it just needs an encounter with some clippers

Awww thankyou sweetie

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By *estman for the jobMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Op have u Snapchat if so take a pic and see with the use of filters if being a baldy suits u

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Op have u Snapchat if so take a pic and see with the use of filters if being a baldy suits u"

I dont do Snapchat sorry

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