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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

This thread is for the Crisp Butty Breakfast Club, until approx 1130 when it will become the Crisp Butty Lunch Club.

I think smokey bacon for breakfast.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Do you prohibit the use of white sliced putty loaves and thick butter ?

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

These aren't the threads you looking for.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Do you prohibit the use of white sliced putty loaves and thick butter ?"

I think the butter should be sliced too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can it be more specifically at 10:30 to coordinate with Ken Bruce’s pop quiz ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I have a wholemeal sourdough loaf and some cream cheese n chive kettles crisps....... budge up

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Can it be more specifically at 10:30 to coordinate with Ken Bruce’s pop quiz ?"

Crisp Butty Brunch Club

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I have a wholemeal sourdough loaf and some cream cheese n chive kettles crisps....... budge up "

That is a classy crisp butty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can it be more specifically at 10:30 to coordinate with Ken Bruce’s pop quiz ?

Crisp Butty Brunch Club "

Thanks, in that case nothing beats the crunch of flattening Quavers as you push down on the top slice with your chosen filling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh to be a part if this club!

I don't have any crisps or bread or butter

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Can it be more specifically at 10:30 to coordinate with Ken Bruce’s pop quiz ?

Crisp Butty Brunch Club

Thanks, in that case nothing beats the crunch of flattening Quavers as you push down on the top slice with your chosen filling "

I think some branston pickle would go well with quavers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think marmite flavour for lunch Fiddles, with a big hunk of cheese

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Oh to be a part if this club!

I don't have any crisps or bread or butter "

Oh god. I think this is some kind of human rights violation.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I think marmite flavour for lunch Fiddles, with a big hunk of cheese "

some say I’m a big hunk of cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is for the Crisp Butty Breakfast Club, until approx 1130 when it will become the Crisp Butty Lunch Club.

I think smokey bacon for breakfast. "

Can I have a bite ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Oh to be a part if this club!

I don't have any crisps or bread or butter "

Neither do I ........ Jesus , Mary and Joseph ......

Make a loaf up and some pretend crisps and pull up a seat .....

For a start i''m vegan....... there's NEVER butter here.

Just don't tell the O.P.

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Now I'm hungry...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Now I'm hungry... "

You can share Mary's butty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think marmite flavour for lunch Fiddles, with a big hunk of cheese

some say I’m a big hunk of cheese "

You are Fiddles

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"This thread is for the Crisp Butty Breakfast Club, until approx 1130 when it will become the Crisp Butty Lunch Club.

I think smokey bacon for breakfast.

Can I have a bite ?"

Of course but be gentle

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Oh to be a part if this club!

I don't have any crisps or bread or butter

Neither do I ........ Jesus , Mary and Joseph ......

Make a loaf up and some pretend crisps and pull up a seat .....

For a start i''m vegan....... there's NEVER butter here.

Just don't tell the O.P."

I am hurting here.

Just for that I’m making you a beef and onion flavour crisp butty with lashings of butter.

Actually your made up butty was a good one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is for the Crisp Butty Breakfast Club, until approx 1130 when it will become the Crisp Butty Lunch Club.

I think smokey bacon for breakfast.

Can I have a bite ?

Of course but be gentle "

Only when I get over excited

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"This thread is for the Crisp Butty Breakfast Club, until approx 1130 when it will become the Crisp Butty Lunch Club.

I think smokey bacon for breakfast.

Can I have a bite ?

Of course but be gentle

Only when I get over excited "

What the hell come and munch down.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Oh to be a part if this club!

I don't have any crisps or bread or butter

Neither do I ........ Jesus , Mary and Joseph ......

Make a loaf up and some pretend crisps and pull up a seat .....

For a start i''m vegan....... there's NEVER butter here.

Just don't tell the O.P.

I am hurting here.

Just for that I’m making you a beef and onion flavour crisp butty with lashings of butter.

Actually your made up butty was a good one. "

Well I do have a wholemeal sourdough loaf. I make it myself ...

Would you tie me up and force me to eat the beef crisps .........

Like Crisps or My Cock Granny !!!

I'd shout ..... CRISPS YOU FUCKER! CRISPS.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Oh to be a part if this club!

I don't have any crisps or bread or butter

Neither do I ........ Jesus , Mary and Joseph ......

Make a loaf up and some pretend crisps and pull up a seat .....

For a start i''m vegan....... there's NEVER butter here.

Just don't tell the O.P.

I am hurting here.

Just for that I’m making you a beef and onion flavour crisp butty with lashings of butter.

Actually your made up butty was a good one.

Well I do have a wholemeal sourdough loaf. I make it myself ...

Would you tie me up and force me to eat the beef crisps .........

Like Crisps or My Cock Granny !!!

I'd shout ..... CRISPS YOU FUCKER! CRISPS."

I’d even drop crumbs in your bra.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is for the Crisp Butty Breakfast Club, until approx 1130 when it will become the Crisp Butty Lunch Club.

I think smokey bacon for breakfast.

Can I have a bite ?

Of course but be gentle

Only when I get over excited

What the hell come and munch down. "

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

WTF Fiddles?

Firstly, crisps on a butty? Dirty, that.

Secondly. Butter? Noooooo! It's the Devil's mucous.

I shall have a nice ham & cucumber on seeded brown. Dry. No greasy mucous. And ready salted crisps from the bag, WHERE THEY BELONG!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"WTF Fiddles?

Firstly, crisps on a butty? Dirty, that.

Secondly. Butter? Noooooo! It's the Devil's mucous.

I shall have a nice ham & cucumber on seeded brown. Dry. No greasy mucous. And ready salted crisps from the bag, WHERE THEY BELONG!"

puritan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WTF Fiddles?

Firstly, crisps on a butty? Dirty, that.

Secondly. Butter? Noooooo! It's the Devil's mucous.

I shall have a nice ham & cucumber on seeded brown. Dry. No greasy mucous. And ready salted crisps from the bag, WHERE THEY BELONG!"

What? You've never been tempted by frazzles in a wrap?

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"WTF Fiddles?

Firstly, crisps on a butty? Dirty, that.

Secondly. Butter? Noooooo! It's the Devil's mucous.

I shall have a nice ham & cucumber on seeded brown. Dry. No greasy mucous. And ready salted crisps from the bag, WHERE THEY BELONG!"

I can only partly condone this thread which frankly is an attack at fine dining.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"WTF Fiddles?

Firstly, crisps on a butty? Dirty, that.

Secondly. Butter? Noooooo! It's the Devil's mucous.

I shall have a nice ham & cucumber on seeded brown. Dry. No greasy mucous. And ready salted crisps from the bag, WHERE THEY BELONG!

What? You've never been tempted by frazzles in a wrap? "

What she said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WTF Fiddles?

Firstly, crisps on a butty? Dirty, that.

Secondly. Butter? Noooooo! It's the Devil's mucous.

I shall have a nice ham & cucumber on seeded brown. Dry. No greasy mucous. And ready salted crisps from the bag, WHERE THEY BELONG!"

But surely with that dry as a bone sandwich you wouldn't have any moisture in your mouth ever again!

What if you had to answer the phone while eating it?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"WTF Fiddles?

Firstly, crisps on a butty? Dirty, that.

Secondly. Butter? Noooooo! It's the Devil's mucous.

I shall have a nice ham & cucumber on seeded brown. Dry. No greasy mucous. And ready salted crisps from the bag, WHERE THEY BELONG!

But surely with that dry as a bone sandwich you wouldn't have any moisture in your mouth ever again!

What if you had to answer the phone while eating it?

"

Oh, Mary. Butter makes me vomit. I can't even look at a buttery knife.

I find the addition of tomato and cucumber more than adequate moisture. And I never answer the phone when eating - nothing comes between me & my food

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"WTF Fiddles?

Firstly, crisps on a butty? Dirty, that.

Secondly. Butter? Noooooo! It's the Devil's mucous.

I shall have a nice ham & cucumber on seeded brown. Dry. No greasy mucous. And ready salted crisps from the bag, WHERE THEY BELONG!

puritan"

I'll take that as a compliment, Granny

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"WTF Fiddles?

Firstly, crisps on a butty? Dirty, that.

Secondly. Butter? Noooooo! It's the Devil's mucous.

I shall have a nice ham & cucumber on seeded brown. Dry. No greasy mucous. And ready salted crisps from the bag, WHERE THEY BELONG!

What? You've never been tempted by frazzles in a wrap? "

Noooooooo!

But then, I'd never eat Frazzles out of a bag, either.

Now Giant Wotsits or Fanny Fries (Scampi Fries) as an accompaniment to my sandwich, and I'm happy as

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