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"Nope definitely not bord I just been on tv lol " You've just been on TV ?? Or you've been on a TV ?? | |||
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"Nope definitely not bord I just been on tv lol You've just been on TV ?? Or you've been on a TV ?? Just been on tv lol | |||
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"Nope definitely not bord I just been on tv lol You've just been on TV ?? Or you've been on a TV ?? Yay go you gal | |||
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"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking ) I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event . I cant be the only one can I ?? Holy Fuck if it gets that bad then shoot me | |||
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"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking ) I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event . I cant be the only one can I ?? *loads the shotgun* Any last words? | |||
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"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking ) I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event . I cant be the only one can I ?? Thank Fuck | |||
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"Our landline rang the other day, there was some excitement I can tell you. It was a wrong number..." So unfair . Should have chatted to em | |||
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"Can I borrow the shot gun." If I use it first how can you borrow it ?? | |||
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"Do you have books? Television? Yep Films have kept me going thank christ | |||
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"Do you have books? Television? Find something to do ffs | |||
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"Do you have books? Television? | |||
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"Do you have books? Television? Right, it's an emergency | |||
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"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking ) I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event . I cant be the only one can I ?? Try it, it's quite therapeutic but it is annoying when you lose count half way through and have to start again | |||
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"Do you have books? Television? Too fuckin right | |||
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"Can I borrow the shot gun. If I use it first how can you borrow it ?? Its ok. I'll shoot you then hand it over. Its the least I can do x | |||
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"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking ) I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event . I cant be the only one can I ?? Thanks, err I think | |||
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"Can I borrow the shot gun. If I use it first how can you borrow it ?? | |||
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"Can I borrow the shot gun. If I use it first how can you borrow it ?? You're so considerate | |||
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!! " And you look fabulous | |||
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"I have teenagers no chance of boredom,home schooling,I'm definitely going to pass resist materials and engineering! " Wow that's kinda cool though . I dont have any ankle biters and live alone , sadly | |||
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!! And you look fabulous Are you d*unk? | |||
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!! " | |||
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"Did you know there are 123976183849 grains of rice in a bag? And 1924829271 granules of sugar " I demand a recount | |||
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!! Perv | |||
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"Did you know there are 123976183849 grains of rice in a bag? And 1924829271 granules of sugar " Fuck that's a big bag of Rice | |||
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!! You made it fun and fab worthy | |||
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"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking ) I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event . I cant be the only one can I ?? Couldn't make me a grass skirt could ya? That should kill an hour | |||
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"I have teenagers no chance of boredom,home schooling,I'm definitely going to pass resist materials and engineering! Wow that's kinda cool though . I dont have any ankle biters and live alone , sadly Have on of mine, they'd stop fighting then | |||
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!! Thanks pal | |||
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"I have teenagers no chance of boredom,home schooling,I'm definitely going to pass resist materials and engineering! Wow that's kinda cool though . I dont have any ankle biters and live alone , sadly Can it feed itself ?? | |||
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"I have teenagers no chance of boredom,home schooling,I'm definitely going to pass resist materials and engineering! Wow that's kinda cool though . I dont have any ankle biters and live alone , sadly Well they can both cook | |||
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"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking ) I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event . I cant be the only one can I ?? Anyone else struggle to count laps when your swimming? You've nothing else to do but count, but lose count | |||
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!! And you look fabulous It's a fab from me. It looks like your pulling the 'dress' down trying to cover your modesty | |||
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!! Oh I see I'm d*unk but grumpy is a perv | |||
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"Ooh actually, I have a pot of Rice Pudding in the kitchen yay. Back in 5 Rock and roll! | |||
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!! And you look fabulous That’s exactly what I’m doing! Trust me to pick the sluttiest bin bag | |||
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"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking ) I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event . I cant be the only one can I ?? Great idea it will be a very very short skirt though, I will get the scissors out tomorrow and start trimming | |||
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!! You can be a perv as well if you like? Think you’re both mad | |||
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"I have teenagers no chance of boredom,home schooling,I'm definitely going to pass resist materials and engineering! Wow that's kinda cool though . I dont have any ankle biters and live alone , sadly Oh go on then | |||
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"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking ) I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event . I cant be the only one can I ?? Haha yes I've done that | |||
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!! Tbf I am though | |||
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"I have teenagers no chance of boredom,home schooling,I'm definitely going to pass resist materials and engineering! Wow that's kinda cool though . I dont have any ankle biters and live alone , sadly | |||
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"Ooh actually, I have a pot of Rice Pudding in the kitchen yay. Back in 5 Absofuckinlutely. Maybe even a glass of milk as that's how I roll | |||
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"Ooh actually, I have a pot of Rice Pudding in the kitchen yay. Back in 5 | |||
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!! No cleavage? Need a v neck cut mate. | |||
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"Ooh actually, I have a pot of Rice Pudding in the kitchen yay. Back in 5 Exciting aren't I | |||
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!! Plunging neckline? My scissor skills aren’t good enough for that | |||
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!! It's how it starts you will be in a pair of heels in no time | |||
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!! Haha I don’t think so | |||
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"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking ) I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event . I cant be the only one can I ?? Great! Short enough to show my legs off | |||
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"I've just turned my main light off and my Lamp on I can't handle the adrenaline rush | |||
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!! And you look fabulous Ah! You should have let it 'all' hang out | |||
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"I've just turned my main light off and my Lamp on | |||
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!! And you look fabulous I did in one pic but not sure it’s what anyone wants to see lol | |||
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"I've just turned my main light off and my Lamp on Life just doesn't get better | |||
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"TBF I've had a giggle at this so not all hope is lost Worth it then | |||
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"TBF I've had a giggle at this so not all hope is lost Still got half hour left to entertain me though | |||
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!! Awwww | |||
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"I've just turned my main light off and my Lamp on I just made some herbal tea. Somebody stop me | |||
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"TBF I've had a giggle at this so not all hope is lost Ummmmm | |||
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"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking ) I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event . I cant be the only one can I ?? Think I might go outside now and make a start, be done by morning | |||
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!! | |||
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"I've just turned my main light off and my Lamp on Oh fuck . I'm calling the fire brigade | |||
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"TBF I've had a giggle at this so not all hope is lost Think of something surely | |||
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"I've just turned my main light off and my Lamp on Swing's outta control! | |||
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"I've just turned my main light off and my Lamp on You'll be knitting next | |||
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"The canal outside my window is 2.5 mm lower in water level than it was at this time last night, so bored that i go out at 10pm with a torch and a ruler ! actually its just an excuse to perv the young lady who lives on the canal boat opposite, but she thinks i am weird ... i wonder why ? i need to get out / stay in more " Now that's what I am talking about , proper rock n roll shizzle | |||
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"The canal outside my window is 2.5 mm lower in water level than it was at this time last night, so bored that i go out at 10pm with a torch and a ruler ! actually its just an excuse to perv the young lady who lives on the canal boat opposite, but she thinks i am weird ... i wonder why ? i need to get out / stay in more " Rock on ring do you listen to the shipping forecast aswell? | |||
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"The canal outside my window is 2.5 mm lower in water level than it was at this time last night, so bored that i go out at 10pm with a torch and a ruler ! actually its just an excuse to perv the young lady who lives on the canal boat opposite, but she thinks i am weird ... i wonder why ? i need to get out / stay in more Rock on ring do you listen to the shipping forecast aswell? I do . Always need to the weather in Dogger | |||
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"The canal outside my window is 2.5 mm lower in water level than it was at this time last night, so bored that i go out at 10pm with a torch and a ruler ! actually its just an excuse to perv the young lady who lives on the canal boat opposite, but she thinks i am weird ... i wonder why ? i need to get out / stay in more Rock on ring do you listen to the shipping forecast aswell? *know | |||
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"I've read most of the thread about what life has come to. Yep, it's really come to this. Sad state of affairs really | |||
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"The canal outside my window is 2.5 mm lower in water level than it was at this time last night, so bored that i go out at 10pm with a torch and a ruler ! actually its just an excuse to perv the young lady who lives on the canal boat opposite, but she thinks i am weird ... i wonder why ? i need to get out / stay in more Rock on ring do you listen to the shipping forecast aswell? Of course i listen to the shipping forecast - as i peruse the train timetables for out Mongolia and the ice reports from Greenland, which i memorise in case i ever get stranded there what do you think i am SAD ! or just bored ... someone message me and lets chat filth ,,,, now i am mad | |||
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"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking ) I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event . I cant be the only one can I ?? have you cleaned your slats ...clean slats make radiators far more efficient | |||
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"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking ) I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event . I cant be the only one can I ?? What a good idea . That's tomorrow night sorted | |||
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"I've thought about cutting my hair too, but I suspect several people would wring my neck Nooo keep the long hair please | |||
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"I've thought about cutting my hair too, but I suspect several people would wring my neck Hmm no chance of me doing that i dont have enough to cut .... | |||
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"I've thought about cutting my hair too, but I suspect several people would wring my neck I agree but long hair is a pain to maintain it is worth it tho | |||
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"I've thought about cutting my hair too, but I suspect several people would wring my neck You can have some of mine if you like | |||
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"I've just turned my main light off and my Lamp on Rock and roll. Keep switching it on and off. Disco!!! | |||
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"I've just turned my main light off and my Lamp on Top idea | |||
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"I have just been out snail hunting. Couldn't find any " Too quick for you? | |||
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"I have just been out snail hunting. Couldn't find any Too quick for you? " Bastard That was going to be my next post. Haven't even got that toook forward to now! | |||
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"I'm so bored, I listened to a TED talk entitled Life Advice from the slowest mammal in the world. It's all about what sloths can teach us about dealing with the chaos of modern life! I am now officially a champion of the sloth lifestyle Haha sounds like my kind of ted talk | |||
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"I have just been out snail hunting. Couldn't find any Too quick for you? Bastard That was going to be my next post. Haven't even got that toook forward to now! Soz | |||
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