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"Nope definitely not bord I just been on tv lol " You've just been on TV ?? Or you've been on a TV ?? ![]() | |||
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"Nope definitely not bord I just been on tv lol You've just been on TV ?? Or you've been on a TV ?? ![]() Just been on tv lol | |||
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"Nope definitely not bord I just been on tv lol You've just been on TV ?? Or you've been on a TV ?? ![]() Yay go you gal ![]() | |||
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"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking ) I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event . I cant be the only one can I ?? ![]() ![]() Holy Fuck if it gets that bad then shoot me ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking ) I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event . I cant be the only one can I ?? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() *loads the shotgun* Any last words? | |||
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"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking ) I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event . I cant be the only one can I ?? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Thank Fuck ![]() | |||
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"Our landline rang the other day, there was some excitement I can tell you. It was a wrong number..." So unfair . Should have chatted to em ![]() | |||
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"Can I borrow the shot gun." If I use it first how can you borrow it ?? ![]() | |||
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"Do you have books? Television? ![]() Yep Films have kept me going thank christ ![]() | |||
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"Do you have books? Television? ![]() ![]() Find something to do ffs ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Do you have books? Television? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Do you have books? Television? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Right, it's an emergency ![]() | |||
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"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking ) I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event . I cant be the only one can I ?? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Try it, it's quite therapeutic but it is annoying when you lose count half way through and have to start again ![]() | |||
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"Do you have books? Television? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Too fuckin right ![]() | |||
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"Can I borrow the shot gun. If I use it first how can you borrow it ?? ![]() Its ok. I'll shoot you then hand it over. Its the least I can do x ![]() | |||
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"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking ) I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event . I cant be the only one can I ?? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Thanks, err I think ![]() | |||
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"Can I borrow the shot gun. If I use it first how can you borrow it ?? ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Can I borrow the shot gun. If I use it first how can you borrow it ?? ![]() ![]() You're so considerate ![]() | |||
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!! " And you look fabulous ![]() | |||
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"I have teenagers no chance of boredom,home schooling,I'm definitely going to pass resist materials and engineering! " Wow that's kinda cool though . I dont have any ankle biters and live alone , sadly ![]() | |||
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!! And you look fabulous ![]() Are you d*unk? ![]() | |||
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!! " ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Did you know there are 123976183849 grains of rice in a bag? And 1924829271 granules of sugar " I demand a recount | |||
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!! ![]() ![]() ![]() Perv ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Did you know there are 123976183849 grains of rice in a bag? And 1924829271 granules of sugar " Fuck that's a big bag of Rice ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You made it fun and fab worthy ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking ) I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event . I cant be the only one can I ?? ![]() ![]() Couldn't make me a grass skirt could ya? That should kill an hour ![]() | |||
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"I have teenagers no chance of boredom,home schooling,I'm definitely going to pass resist materials and engineering! Wow that's kinda cool though . I dont have any ankle biters and live alone , sadly ![]() Have on of mine, they'd stop fighting then | |||
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Thanks pal ![]() | |||
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"I have teenagers no chance of boredom,home schooling,I'm definitely going to pass resist materials and engineering! Wow that's kinda cool though . I dont have any ankle biters and live alone , sadly ![]() Can it feed itself ?? ![]() | |||
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"I have teenagers no chance of boredom,home schooling,I'm definitely going to pass resist materials and engineering! Wow that's kinda cool though . I dont have any ankle biters and live alone , sadly ![]() ![]() Well they can both cook | |||
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"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking ) I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event . I cant be the only one can I ?? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Anyone else struggle to count laps when your swimming? You've nothing else to do but count, but lose count ![]() | |||
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!! And you look fabulous ![]() ![]() It's a fab from me. It looks like your pulling the 'dress' down trying to cover your modesty ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh I see I'm d*unk but grumpy is a perv ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ooh actually, I have a pot of Rice Pudding in the kitchen yay. Back in 5 ![]() Rock and roll! | |||
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!! And you look fabulous ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That’s exactly what I’m doing! Trust me to pick the sluttiest bin bag ![]() | |||
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"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking ) I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event . I cant be the only one can I ?? ![]() ![]() ![]() Great idea it will be a very very short skirt though, I will get the scissors out tomorrow and start trimming ![]() | |||
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You can be a perv as well if you like? Think you’re both mad ![]() | |||
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"I have teenagers no chance of boredom,home schooling,I'm definitely going to pass resist materials and engineering! Wow that's kinda cool though . I dont have any ankle biters and live alone , sadly ![]() ![]() Oh go on then ![]() | |||
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"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking ) I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event . I cant be the only one can I ?? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Haha yes I've done that ![]() | |||
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Tbf I am though ![]() | |||
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"I have teenagers no chance of boredom,home schooling,I'm definitely going to pass resist materials and engineering! Wow that's kinda cool though . I dont have any ankle biters and live alone , sadly ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ooh actually, I have a pot of Rice Pudding in the kitchen yay. Back in 5 ![]() Absofuckinlutely. Maybe even a glass of milk as that's how I roll ![]() | |||
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"Ooh actually, I have a pot of Rice Pudding in the kitchen yay. Back in 5 ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() No cleavage? Need a v neck cut mate. | |||
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"Ooh actually, I have a pot of Rice Pudding in the kitchen yay. Back in 5 ![]() ![]() ![]() Exciting aren't I ![]() | |||
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Plunging neckline? My scissor skills aren’t good enough for that ![]() | |||
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It's how it starts you will be in a pair of heels in no time ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Haha I don’t think so ![]() | |||
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"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking ) I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event . I cant be the only one can I ?? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Great! Short enough to show my legs off ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I've just turned my main light off and my Lamp on ![]() I can't handle the adrenaline rush ![]() | |||
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!! And you look fabulous ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ah! You should have let it 'all' hang out ![]() | |||
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!! And you look fabulous ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I did in one pic but not sure it’s what anyone wants to see lol ![]() | |||
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"I've just turned my main light off and my Lamp on ![]() ![]() Life just doesn't get better ![]() | |||
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"TBF I've had a giggle at this so not all hope is lost ![]() Worth it then ![]() | |||
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"TBF I've had a giggle at this so not all hope is lost ![]() ![]() Still got half hour left to entertain me though ![]() | |||
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Awwww ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I've just turned my main light off and my Lamp on ![]() ![]() ![]() I just made some herbal tea. Somebody stop me | |||
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"TBF I've had a giggle at this so not all hope is lost ![]() ![]() ![]() Ummmmm ![]() | |||
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"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking ) I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event . I cant be the only one can I ?? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Think I might go outside now and make a start, be done by morning ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I've just turned my main light off and my Lamp on ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh fuck . I'm calling the fire brigade ![]() | |||
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"TBF I've had a giggle at this so not all hope is lost ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Think of something surely ![]() | |||
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"I've just turned my main light off and my Lamp on ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Swing's outta control! | |||
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"I've just turned my main light off and my Lamp on ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You'll be knitting next ![]() | |||
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"The canal outside my window is 2.5 mm lower in water level than it was at this time last night, so bored that i go out at 10pm with a torch and a ruler ! actually its just an excuse to perv the young lady who lives on the canal boat opposite, but she thinks i am weird ... i wonder why ? i need to get out / stay in more " Now that's what I am talking about , proper rock n roll shizzle ![]() | |||
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"The canal outside my window is 2.5 mm lower in water level than it was at this time last night, so bored that i go out at 10pm with a torch and a ruler ! actually its just an excuse to perv the young lady who lives on the canal boat opposite, but she thinks i am weird ... i wonder why ? i need to get out / stay in more " Rock on ring do you listen to the shipping forecast aswell? ![]() | |||
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"The canal outside my window is 2.5 mm lower in water level than it was at this time last night, so bored that i go out at 10pm with a torch and a ruler ! actually its just an excuse to perv the young lady who lives on the canal boat opposite, but she thinks i am weird ... i wonder why ? i need to get out / stay in more Rock on ring do you listen to the shipping forecast aswell? ![]() I do . Always need to the weather in Dogger ![]() | |||
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"The canal outside my window is 2.5 mm lower in water level than it was at this time last night, so bored that i go out at 10pm with a torch and a ruler ! actually its just an excuse to perv the young lady who lives on the canal boat opposite, but she thinks i am weird ... i wonder why ? i need to get out / stay in more Rock on ring do you listen to the shipping forecast aswell? ![]() ![]() *know ![]() | |||
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"I've read most of the thread about what life has come to. Yep, it's really come to this. ![]() Sad state of affairs really ![]() | |||
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"The canal outside my window is 2.5 mm lower in water level than it was at this time last night, so bored that i go out at 10pm with a torch and a ruler ! actually its just an excuse to perv the young lady who lives on the canal boat opposite, but she thinks i am weird ... i wonder why ? i need to get out / stay in more Rock on ring do you listen to the shipping forecast aswell? ![]() ![]() Of course i listen to the shipping forecast - as i peruse the train timetables for out Mongolia and the ice reports from Greenland, which i memorise in case i ever get stranded there what do you think i am SAD ! or just bored ... someone message me and lets chat filth ,,,, now i am mad | |||
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"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking ) I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event . I cant be the only one can I ?? ![]() have you cleaned your slats ...clean slats make radiators far more efficient ![]() | |||
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"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking ) I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event . I cant be the only one can I ?? ![]() ![]() What a good idea . That's tomorrow night sorted ![]() | |||
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"I've thought about cutting my hair too, but I suspect several people would wring my neck ![]() Nooo keep the long hair please ![]() | |||
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"I've thought about cutting my hair too, but I suspect several people would wring my neck ![]() ![]() Hmm no chance of me doing that i dont have enough to cut .... | |||
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"I've thought about cutting my hair too, but I suspect several people would wring my neck ![]() ![]() I agree but long hair is a pain to maintain it is worth it tho ![]() | |||
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"I've thought about cutting my hair too, but I suspect several people would wring my neck ![]() ![]() You can have some of mine if you like ![]() | |||
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"I've just turned my main light off and my Lamp on ![]() Rock and roll. Keep switching it on and off. Disco!!! | |||
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"I've just turned my main light off and my Lamp on ![]() Top idea ![]() | |||
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"I have just been out snail hunting. Couldn't find any " Too quick for you? | |||
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"I have just been out snail hunting. Couldn't find any Too quick for you? " Bastard That was going to be my next post. Haven't even got that toook forward to now! ![]() | |||
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"I'm so bored, I listened to a TED talk entitled Life Advice from the slowest mammal in the world. It's all about what sloths can teach us about dealing with the chaos of modern life! I am now officially a champion of the sloth lifestyle ![]() Haha sounds like my kind of ted talk ![]() | |||
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"I have just been out snail hunting. Couldn't find any Too quick for you? Bastard That was going to be my next post. Haven't even got that toook forward to now! ![]() Soz ![]() | |||
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