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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking )

I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event .

I cant be the only one can I ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope definitely not bord I just been on tv lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Nope definitely not bord I just been on tv lol "

You've just been on TV ??

Or you've been on a TV ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope definitely not bord I just been on tv lol

You've just been on TV ??

Or you've been on a TV ?? "

Just been on tv lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Nope definitely not bord I just been on tv lol

You've just been on TV ??

Or you've been on a TV ??

Just been on tv lol "

Yay go you gal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking )

I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event .

I cant be the only one can I ??

"

I started measuring the blades of grass in my front garden biggest is 33mm smallest 10mm and so far have 1,356709 blades of grass

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking )

I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event .

I cant be the only one can I ??

I started measuring the blades of grass in my front garden biggest is 33mm smallest 10mm and so far have 1,356709 blades of grass "

Holy Fuck if it gets that bad then shoot me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking )

I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event .

I cant be the only one can I ??

I started measuring the blades of grass in my front garden biggest is 33mm smallest 10mm and so far have 1,356709 blades of grass

Holy Fuck if it gets that bad then shoot me "

*loads the shotgun*

Any last words?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FIRE!!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Our landline rang the other day, there was some excitement I can tell you. It was a wrong number...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I borrow the shot gun.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking )

I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event .

I cant be the only one can I ??

I started measuring the blades of grass in my front garden biggest is 33mm smallest 10mm and so far have 1,356709 blades of grass

Holy Fuck if it gets that bad then shoot me

*loads the shotgun*

Any last words?"

Thank Fuck

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"FIRE!!!"

YAY

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Our landline rang the other day, there was some excitement I can tell you. It was a wrong number..."

So unfair . Should have chatted to em

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Do you have books? Television?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Can I borrow the shot gun."

If I use it first how can you borrow it ??

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Do you have books? Television? "

Yep Films have kept me going thank christ

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Do you have books? Television?

Yep Films have kept me going thank christ "

Find something to do ffs

I assume you have a hand, too

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Do you have books? Television?

Yep Films have kept me going thank christ

Find something to do ffs

I assume you have a hand, too "

my mojo is non existent anyway atm so that's out I'm afraid

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Do you have books? Television?

Yep Films have kept me going thank christ

Find something to do ffs

I assume you have a hand, too

my mojo is non existent anyway atm so that's out I'm afraid "

Right, it's an emergency

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking )

I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event .

I cant be the only one can I ??

I started measuring the blades of grass in my front garden biggest is 33mm smallest 10mm and so far have 1,356709 blades of grass

Holy Fuck if it gets that bad then shoot me

*loads the shotgun*

Any last words?

Thank Fuck "

Try it, it's quite therapeutic but it is annoying when you lose count half way through and have to start again

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Do you have books? Television?

Yep Films have kept me going thank christ

Find something to do ffs

I assume you have a hand, too

my mojo is non existent anyway atm so that's out I'm afraid

Right, it's an emergency "

Too fuckin right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I borrow the shot gun.

If I use it first how can you borrow it ?? "

Its ok.

I'll shoot you then hand it over.

Its the least I can do x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking )

I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event .

I cant be the only one can I ??

I started measuring the blades of grass in my front garden biggest is 33mm smallest 10mm and so far have 1,356709 blades of grass

Holy Fuck if it gets that bad then shoot me

*loads the shotgun*

Any last words?

Thank Fuck

Try it, it's quite therapeutic but it is annoying when you lose count half way through and have to start again "

Thanks, err I think

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Can I borrow the shot gun.

If I use it first how can you borrow it ??

Its ok.

I'll shoot you then hand it over.

Its the least I can do x

"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Can I borrow the shot gun.

If I use it first how can you borrow it ??

Its ok.

I'll shoot you then hand it over.

Its the least I can do x

"

You're so considerate

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I have teenagers no chance of boredom,home schooling,I'm definitely going to pass resist materials and engineering!

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I’m pretty excited about trying to take a bin out on crutches....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!! "

And you look fabulous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know there are 123976183849 grains of rice in a bag?

And

1924829271 granules of sugar

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I have teenagers no chance of boredom,home schooling,I'm definitely going to pass resist materials and engineering! "

Wow that's kinda cool though .

I dont have any ankle biters and live alone , sadly

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!!

And you look fabulous "

Are you d*unk?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!! "

had to fab them

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Did you know there are 123976183849 grains of rice in a bag?

And

1924829271 granules of sugar "

I demand a recount

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!!

had to fab them "

Perv

But thanks

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Did you know there are 123976183849 grains of rice in a bag?

And

1924829271 granules of sugar "

Fuck that's a big bag of Rice

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!!

had to fab them

Perv

But thanks "

You made it fun and fab worthy

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking )

I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event .

I cant be the only one can I ??

I started measuring the blades of grass in my front garden biggest is 33mm smallest 10mm and so far have 1,356709 blades of grass "

Couldn't make me a grass skirt could ya?

That should kill an hour

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"I have teenagers no chance of boredom,home schooling,I'm definitely going to pass resist materials and engineering!

Wow that's kinda cool though .

I dont have any ankle biters and live alone , sadly "

Have on of mine, they'd stop fighting then

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!!

had to fab them

Perv

But thanks

You made it fun and fab worthy "

Thanks pal

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I have teenagers no chance of boredom,home schooling,I'm definitely going to pass resist materials and engineering!

Wow that's kinda cool though .

I dont have any ankle biters and live alone , sadly

Have on of mine, they'd stop fighting then "

Can it feed itself ??

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Ooh actually, I have a pot of Rice Pudding in the kitchen yay.

Back in 5

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"I have teenagers no chance of boredom,home schooling,I'm definitely going to pass resist materials and engineering!

Wow that's kinda cool though .

I dont have any ankle biters and live alone , sadly

Have on of mine, they'd stop fighting then

Can it feed itself ?? "

Well they can both cook

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London


"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking )

I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event .

I cant be the only one can I ??

I started measuring the blades of grass in my front garden biggest is 33mm smallest 10mm and so far have 1,356709 blades of grass

Holy Fuck if it gets that bad then shoot me

*loads the shotgun*

Any last words?

Thank Fuck

Try it, it's quite therapeutic but it is annoying when you lose count half way through and have to start again "

Anyone else struggle to count laps when your swimming? You've nothing else to do but count, but lose count

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!!

And you look fabulous

Are you d*unk? "

It's a fab from me.

It looks like your pulling the 'dress' down trying to cover your modesty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!!

had to fab them

Perv

But thanks

You made it fun and fab worthy

Thanks pal "

Oh I see I'm d*unk but grumpy is a perv

I'm not d*unk btw I have work in the am

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Ooh actually, I have a pot of Rice Pudding in the kitchen yay.

Back in 5 "

Rock and roll!

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!!

And you look fabulous

Are you d*unk?

It's a fab from me.

It looks like your pulling the 'dress' down trying to cover your modesty "

That’s exactly what I’m doing! Trust me to pick the sluttiest bin bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking )

I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event .

I cant be the only one can I ??

I started measuring the blades of grass in my front garden biggest is 33mm smallest 10mm and so far have 1,356709 blades of grass

Couldn't make me a grass skirt could ya?

That should kill an hour "

Great idea it will be a very very short skirt though, I will get the scissors out tomorrow and start trimming

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!!

had to fab them

Perv

But thanks

You made it fun and fab worthy

Thanks pal

Oh I see I'm d*unk but grumpy is a perv

I'm not d*unk btw I have work in the am "

You can be a perv as well if you like? Think you’re both mad

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I have teenagers no chance of boredom,home schooling,I'm definitely going to pass resist materials and engineering!

Wow that's kinda cool though .

I dont have any ankle biters and live alone , sadly

Have on of mine, they'd stop fighting then

Can it feed itself ??

Well they can both cook "

Oh go on then

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking )

I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event .

I cant be the only one can I ??

I started measuring the blades of grass in my front garden biggest is 33mm smallest 10mm and so far have 1,356709 blades of grass

Holy Fuck if it gets that bad then shoot me

*loads the shotgun*

Any last words?

Thank Fuck

Try it, it's quite therapeutic but it is annoying when you lose count half way through and have to start again

Anyone else struggle to count laps when your swimming? You've nothing else to do but count, but lose count "

Haha yes I've done that

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!!

had to fab them

Perv

But thanks

You made it fun and fab worthy

Thanks pal

Oh I see I'm d*unk but grumpy is a perv

I'm not d*unk btw I have work in the am "

Tbf I am though

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"I have teenagers no chance of boredom,home schooling,I'm definitely going to pass resist materials and engineering!

Wow that's kinda cool though .

I dont have any ankle biters and live alone , sadly

Have on of mine, they'd stop fighting then

Can it feed itself ??

Well they can both cook

Oh go on then "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Ooh actually, I have a pot of Rice Pudding in the kitchen yay.

Back in 5

Rock and roll!"

Absofuckinlutely. Maybe even a glass of milk as that's how I roll

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Ooh actually, I have a pot of Rice Pudding in the kitchen yay.

Back in 5

Rock and roll!

Absofuckinlutely. Maybe even a glass of milk as that's how I roll "

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!!

had to fab them

Perv

But thanks

You made it fun and fab worthy

Thanks pal

Oh I see I'm d*unk but grumpy is a perv

I'm not d*unk btw I have work in the am

You can be a perv as well if you like? Think you’re both mad "

No cleavage? Need a v neck cut mate.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Ooh actually, I have a pot of Rice Pudding in the kitchen yay.

Back in 5

Rock and roll!

Absofuckinlutely. Maybe even a glass of milk as that's how I roll

"

Exciting aren't I

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!!

had to fab them

Perv

But thanks

You made it fun and fab worthy

Thanks pal

Oh I see I'm d*unk but grumpy is a perv

I'm not d*unk btw I have work in the am

You can be a perv as well if you like? Think you’re both mad

No cleavage? Need a v neck cut mate. "

Plunging neckline? My scissor skills aren’t good enough for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!!

had to fab them

Perv

But thanks

You made it fun and fab worthy

Thanks pal

Oh I see I'm d*unk but grumpy is a perv

I'm not d*unk btw I have work in the am

You can be a perv as well if you like? Think you’re both mad

No cleavage? Need a v neck cut mate.

Plunging neckline? My scissor skills aren’t good enough for that "

It's how it starts you will be in a pair of heels in no time

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!!

had to fab them

Perv

But thanks

You made it fun and fab worthy

Thanks pal

Oh I see I'm d*unk but grumpy is a perv

I'm not d*unk btw I have work in the am

You can be a perv as well if you like? Think you’re both mad

No cleavage? Need a v neck cut mate.

Plunging neckline? My scissor skills aren’t good enough for that

It's how it starts you will be in a pair of heels in no time "

Haha I don’t think so leave that to you sexy ladies who do it so well!!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking )

I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event .

I cant be the only one can I ??

I started measuring the blades of grass in my front garden biggest is 33mm smallest 10mm and so far have 1,356709 blades of grass

Couldn't make me a grass skirt could ya?

That should kill an hour

Great idea it will be a very very short skirt though, I will get the scissors out tomorrow and start trimming "

Great! Short enough to show my legs off

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I've just turned my main light off and my Lamp on

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I've just turned my main light off and my Lamp on "

I can't handle the adrenaline rush

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!!

And you look fabulous

Are you d*unk?

It's a fab from me.

It looks like your pulling the 'dress' down trying to cover your modesty

That’s exactly what I’m doing! Trust me to pick the sluttiest bin bag "

Ah! You should have let it 'all' hang out

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I've just turned my main light off and my Lamp on

I can't handle the adrenaline rush "

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!!

And you look fabulous

Are you d*unk?

It's a fab from me.

It looks like your pulling the 'dress' down trying to cover your modesty

That’s exactly what I’m doing! Trust me to pick the sluttiest bin bag

Ah! You should have let it 'all' hang out "

I did in one pic but not sure it’s what anyone wants to see lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I've just turned my main light off and my Lamp on

I can't handle the adrenaline rush "

Life just doesn't get better

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

TBF I've had a giggle at this so not all hope is lost

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"TBF I've had a giggle at this so not all hope is lost "

Worth it then

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"TBF I've had a giggle at this so not all hope is lost

Worth it then "

Still got half hour left to entertain me though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!!

had to fab them

Perv

But thanks

You made it fun and fab worthy

Thanks pal

Oh I see I'm d*unk but grumpy is a perv

I'm not d*unk btw I have work in the am

You can be a perv as well if you like? Think you’re both mad

No cleavage? Need a v neck cut mate.

Plunging neckline? My scissor skills aren’t good enough for that

It's how it starts you will be in a pair of heels in no time

Haha I don’t think so leave that to you sexy ladies who do it so well!! "

Awwww

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I've just turned my main light off and my Lamp on

I can't handle the adrenaline rush

Life just doesn't get better "

I just made some herbal tea. Somebody stop me

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"TBF I've had a giggle at this so not all hope is lost

Worth it then

Still got half hour left to entertain me though "

Ummmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking )

I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event .

I cant be the only one can I ??

I started measuring the blades of grass in my front garden biggest is 33mm smallest 10mm and so far have 1,356709 blades of grass

Couldn't make me a grass skirt could ya?

That should kill an hour

Great idea it will be a very very short skirt though, I will get the scissors out tomorrow and start trimming

Great! Short enough to show my legs off "

Think I might go outside now and make a start, be done by morning

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!!

had to fab them

Perv

But thanks

You made it fun and fab worthy

Thanks pal

Oh I see I'm d*unk but grumpy is a perv

I'm not d*unk btw I have work in the am

You can be a perv as well if you like? Think you’re both mad

No cleavage? Need a v neck cut mate.

Plunging neckline? My scissor skills aren’t good enough for that

It's how it starts you will be in a pair of heels in no time

Haha I don’t think so leave that to you sexy ladies who do it so well!!

Awwww "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I've just turned my main light off and my Lamp on

I can't handle the adrenaline rush

Life just doesn't get better

I just made some herbal tea. Somebody stop me"

Oh fuck . I'm calling the fire brigade

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"TBF I've had a giggle at this so not all hope is lost

Worth it then

Still got half hour left to entertain me though

Ummmmm "

Think of something surely

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I've just turned my main light off and my Lamp on

I can't handle the adrenaline rush

Life just doesn't get better

I just made some herbal tea. Somebody stop me

Oh fuck . I'm calling the fire brigade "

Swing's outta control!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I've just turned my main light off and my Lamp on

I can't handle the adrenaline rush

Life just doesn't get better

I just made some herbal tea. Somebody stop me

Oh fuck . I'm calling the fire brigade

Swing's outta control!"

You'll be knitting next

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

The canal outside my window is 2.5 mm lower in water level than it was at this time last night, so bored that i go out at 10pm with a torch and a ruler !

actually its just an excuse to perv the young lady who lives on the canal boat opposite, but she thinks i am weird ... i wonder why ?

i need to get out / stay in more

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"The canal outside my window is 2.5 mm lower in water level than it was at this time last night, so bored that i go out at 10pm with a torch and a ruler !

actually its just an excuse to perv the young lady who lives on the canal boat opposite, but she thinks i am weird ... i wonder why ?

i need to get out / stay in more "

Now that's what I am talking about , proper rock n roll shizzle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The canal outside my window is 2.5 mm lower in water level than it was at this time last night, so bored that i go out at 10pm with a torch and a ruler !

actually its just an excuse to perv the young lady who lives on the canal boat opposite, but she thinks i am weird ... i wonder why ?

i need to get out / stay in more "

Rock on ring do you listen to the shipping forecast aswell?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"The canal outside my window is 2.5 mm lower in water level than it was at this time last night, so bored that i go out at 10pm with a torch and a ruler !

actually its just an excuse to perv the young lady who lives on the canal boat opposite, but she thinks i am weird ... i wonder why ?

i need to get out / stay in more

Rock on ring do you listen to the shipping forecast aswell? "

I do . Always need to the weather in Dogger

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"The canal outside my window is 2.5 mm lower in water level than it was at this time last night, so bored that i go out at 10pm with a torch and a ruler !

actually its just an excuse to perv the young lady who lives on the canal boat opposite, but she thinks i am weird ... i wonder why ?

i need to get out / stay in more

Rock on ring do you listen to the shipping forecast aswell?

I do . Always need to the weather in Dogger "

*know

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

I've read most of the thread about what life has come to. Yep, it's really come to this.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I've read most of the thread about what life has come to. Yep, it's really come to this. "

Sad state of affairs really

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"The canal outside my window is 2.5 mm lower in water level than it was at this time last night, so bored that i go out at 10pm with a torch and a ruler !

actually its just an excuse to perv the young lady who lives on the canal boat opposite, but she thinks i am weird ... i wonder why ?

i need to get out / stay in more

Rock on ring do you listen to the shipping forecast aswell?

I do . Always need to the weather in Dogger "

Of course i listen to the shipping forecast - as i peruse the train timetables for out Mongolia and the ice reports from Greenland, which i memorise in case i ever get stranded there what do you think i am SAD ! or just bored ... someone message me and lets chat filth ,,,, now i am mad

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking )

I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event .

I cant be the only one can I ??

"

have you cleaned your slats ...clean slats make radiators far more efficient

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I started listening to an audiobook of the silmarillon....but life hasn't got that far yet

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I've thought about cutting my hair too, but I suspect several people would wring my neck

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking )

I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event .

I cant be the only one can I ??

have you cleaned your slats ...clean slats make radiators far more efficient "

What a good idea . That's tomorrow night sorted

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I've thought about cutting my hair too, but I suspect several people would wring my neck "

Nooo keep the long hair please

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"I've thought about cutting my hair too, but I suspect several people would wring my neck

Nooo keep the long hair please "

Hmm no chance of me doing that i dont have enough to cut ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've thought about cutting my hair too, but I suspect several people would wring my neck

Nooo keep the long hair please "

I agree but long hair is a pain to maintain it is worth it tho

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I've thought about cutting my hair too, but I suspect several people would wring my neck

Nooo keep the long hair please

Hmm no chance of me doing that i dont have enough to cut .... "

You can have some of mine if you like

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I've just turned my main light off and my Lamp on "

Rock and roll. Keep switching it on and off. Disco!!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I've just turned my main light off and my Lamp on

Rock and roll. Keep switching it on and off. Disco!!!"

Top idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have just been out snail hunting.

Couldn't find any

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

I've started answering the door

R

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"I have just been out snail hunting.

Couldn't find any "

Too quick for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so bored, I listened to a TED talk entitled Life Advice from the slowest mammal in the world.

It's all about what sloths can teach us about dealing with the chaos of modern life! I am now officially a champion of the sloth lifestyle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just been out snail hunting.

Couldn't find any

Too quick for you? "

Bastard

That was going to be my next post.

Haven't even got that toook forward to now!

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"I'm so bored, I listened to a TED talk entitled Life Advice from the slowest mammal in the world.

It's all about what sloths can teach us about dealing with the chaos of modern life! I am now officially a champion of the sloth lifestyle "

Haha sounds like my kind of ted talk

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"I have just been out snail hunting.

Couldn't find any

Too quick for you?

Bastard

That was going to be my next post.

Haven't even got that toook forward to now! "

Soz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'S ok

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