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"at a male strippers night many years ago,one of the audience was got uponto the stage and made to lie down while the stripper straddled her,covering her with his cloak,when the cloak fell off she had hold of his arse and was rimming him could never look her in the face at the school gates after that" LMAO thats so funny. My little tale isn't a hen night it was a stag party back in the 80's The guy getting married was a work colleague and every Friday for about 12 months he and the boss had gone down to the pubs on Liverpool's Dock Road for a few beers and to watch the local strippers. As his stag night arrived, he booked two of the ladies for 2 turns each with the option of "A Special" involving the 2 of them for the show finale. He had a coach load of guys from all over the country, so we arrived at a hotel in Liverpool. The strippers turned up to discover that the only music was the hotel background piped music, so after a bit of negotiation the Hotel manager allowed one of the guys to use the hotels DJ equipement to get the show going. Everything went fine for the 4 acts, a bit of touchy feely here and there, talc in the face and a blue feather boa stuffed down my bosses pants (he later on getting undressed at home infront of his sleepy wife discovered a blue feather bobbing about on the end of his todger...lol). So for the last act, the girls had a whip round for a stag special. The stag went onto the floor and sat on a chair and after getting a couple of ties they fastened his arms behind him and too the chair. Then they removed his tropusers to reveal a pair of Y fronts that basically resembled a deckchair, to much amusement. The strippers tried to remove them but for some reason couldn't so resorted to the option of cutting them off............everyone but the stag was laughing till he suddenly worked out his legs were now free so he leaps up with the chair strapped to his ass running round the room chasing the strippers who promptly saw their backsides, cancelled the show and scarpered with the money. I have never yet seen a deck chair anywhere without thinking of this guy and the silliness of that night... | |||
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