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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Please excuse the ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lingerie wash line.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Tip!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex toys

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Llamas in the living room

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

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Full frontal nudity

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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Full frontal nudity

That's what I came for....

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

The orgy in the front room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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The torture rack in the corner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Poo juice, I was just taking a new profile pic

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

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Full frontal nudity

That's what I came for...."

I was apologising to the delivery guy. You’re welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the heels laying around

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Fart cloud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poo juice, I was just taking a new profile pic

It’s just a small gold broach

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Poo juice, I was just taking a new profile pic

It’s just a small gold broach

Interesting.

Whats the brown flaky stuff around the edge?

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

The smell from the bathroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poo juice, I was just taking a new profile pic

It’s just a small gold broach

Interesting.

Whats the brown flaky stuff around the edge?"

I’m not going back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please excuse the smell. I've just had a huge shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please excuse the smell. I've just had a huge shit.

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
over a year ago

south coast IOW

"The orgy in the front room."

Show me the right door or shall we start a second orgy in the kitchen?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The orgy in the front room.

Show me the right door or shall we start a second orgy in the kitchen?"

Just be careful of the hob ... its still a bit hot

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Stolen dvd and tvs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fact that I look like a pile of shit

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

massive 'fro of curls and the pile of books and paperwork on the fireplace.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stolen dvd and tvs"

Stolen TV?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Poo juice, I was just taking a new profile pic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fact that I look like a pile of shit"

Its your birthday... you are allowed x

(Not that I believe you look like shit)

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Gimp tied to the fireplace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The huge bowl of chips and cheese. I do not share.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The man sat in the chair Just in his pants!

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

The carelessly inserted butt plug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely everyone has had the excuse the mountain of washing up I was to lazy to do last night

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gimp tied to the fireplace "

This I do believe xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

clad in just lingerie.

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

The towel slipping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The banging and moaning upstaits and in the living room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry about the tv yip ever other tv now looks bad compared to it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please excuse the ...."
door bell doesn't work

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Bloody shoes everywhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bloody shoes everywhere

And the ketchup on the meatballs?

#justsayin

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

... the cum sponge, he's over saturated and has spilled out all over the carpet. It'll be a minute till he licks it all up. In the mean time anyone for a cup of tea?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... the cum sponge, he's over saturated and has spilled out all over the carpet. It'll be a minute till he licks it all up. In the mean time anyone for a cup of tea?"

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Bloody shoes everywhere

And the ketchup on the meatballs?

#justsayin "

Let it go princess, you ate it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bloody shoes everywhere

And the ketchup on the meatballs?

#justsayin

Let it go princess, you ate it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog running round the house with pants in his mouth!

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Dildo on the sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trout on the fire place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gimp tied to the fireplace "

Just you're normal Saturday night then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dildo on the sofa"
we know you ment dildos but will let you of hahahaha

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"Dildo on the sofawe know you ment dildos but will let you of hahahaha"

Damn, when were you watching through the window?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse the stiff curtains but we have been on lockdown for nearly 12 months..

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Total tip as we renovate

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dildo on the sofawe know you ment dildos but will let you of hahahaha

Damn, when were you watching through the window?

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be easier to ask the days I wasn't.... Wednesday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dido on the sofa"

So that's where she went!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum stains

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

All the hair on the floor from attempting a lock down hair cut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strapon and dildo's on the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hundreds of open wagon wheels

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The hundreds of open wagon wheels

Have you noticed how much smaller they are these days?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The hundreds of open wagon wheels

They only come in the fun size version these days not like when I was a boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The hundreds of open wagon wheels

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you must be the one person keeping wagon wheels in business there terrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strapon and dildo's on the floor

I would be asking for you to demo the strapons

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The hundreds of open wagon wheels

They only come in the fun size version these days not like when I was a boy "

Thats lucky, given i have such a dainty little mouth!

Deja vu

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

"The hundreds of open wagon wheels

you must be the one person keeping wagon wheels in business there terrible

I love a wagon wheel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quickly realized I am the sole wagon wheel hater in this room

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The hundreds of open wagon wheels

Have you noticed how much smaller they are these days?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The hundreds of open wagon wheels

They only come in the fun size version these days not like when I was a boy

Thats lucky, given i have such a dainty little mouth!

Deja vu "

Handy that

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By *ubmit me for funCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Numerous used batteries on the floor the discarded heels and the dildo on the sofa. Not to mention my husband with a massive smile on his face passing me my knickers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Quickly realized I am the sole wagon wheel hater in this room

Hang

Your

Head

Shame

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

No their still huge you couldn’t fit one in your mouth like a rich tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No their still huge you couldn’t fit one in your mouth like a rich tea "

Doris could.

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Sounds like my sort of lady

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Cat fur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cat fur "

Ditto

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