FabSwingers.com forum: Early orders please.........

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

No it's not a pub.

It's a well known store. Two words. Sounds like....... Rome Barge ins.

I'm going in ten mins.

What do you want ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I wan't to say to the girl ........ Oooooooo I only came in for apple turnovers.

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

L'Oréal revita lift cream day , please

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

No probs.

I've got me scarf n coat on. just looking for a mask.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Nose strips. I know they are not good for me but they are so bleeding satisfying to yank off.

Oh and some chocolate orange mini eggs. Thanks Granny.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Nose strips. I know they are not good for me but they are so bleeding satisfying to yank off.

Oh and some chocolate orange mini eggs. Thanks Granny. "

Easy Peasy .......

If they haven't got the orange ones i'll get the jelly carrots. Love those.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Just need gloves, bag n cash card now.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge

"No it's not a pub.

It's a well known store. Two words. Sounds like....... Rome Barge ins.

I'm going in ten mins.

What do you want ? "

Call me Mr Thickie if you like, but I can't work out which shop you are going to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemon Turkish delights please Granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No it's not a pub.

It's a well known store. Two words. Sounds like....... Rome Barge ins.

I'm going in ten mins.

What do you want ?

Call me Mr Thickie if you like, but I can't work out which shop you are going to. "

You probably don't have it in posh Surrey!

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

I want a rubber broom. Great for getting hair off carpets. Being a red head, I moult!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"No it's not a pub.

It's a well known store. Two words. Sounds like....... Rome Barge ins.

I'm going in ten mins.

What do you want ?

Call me Mr Thickie if you like, but I can't work out which shop you are going to. "

Dome n Gardens ...... Foam n Harmins....... Bome and Hargains.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Lemon Turkish delights please Granny

Doris ..... I had those two weeks ago.... they are luvverly.

I'm sitting ready in me hat now.

My old lady hat..... I love how warm it is

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I want a rubber broom. Great for getting hair off carpets. Being a red head, I moult!

I've got one of those for the stairs. Hand brush tho ........

I'll have a look.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Right .....

No more orders.

I'm ready and i'm off.....

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

I'll take the gold and green footstool please, a couple of storage baskets for the pantry and a selection of sweets please

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I need some acrylic paints, some white spray paint, some spray lacquer and a packet of chocolate hob nobs please Granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lemon Turkish delights please Granny

Doris ..... I had those two weeks ago.... they are luvverly.

I'm sitting ready in me hat now.

My old lady hat..... I love how warm it is"

I can’t find them anywhere else

..could you pick me a few packs please

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

Glass nails

Tartan paint

And bubbles for spirit levels please

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Right .....

No more orders.

I'm ready and i'm off.....

Can you nip into Lidl as well and pick me up some random stuff from the middle aisle

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Glass nails

Tartan paint

And bubbles for spirit levels please"

You forgot a metric adjustable spanner and a long weight

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

"Glass nails

Tartan paint

And bubbles for spirit levels please

You forgot a metric adjustable spanner and a long weight

Yes, thank you.

Oh and a partridge in a pair tree if they have any

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Granny crumpet, are you back yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I too late for some wagon wheels?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I too late for some wagon wheels?"

They’re so small these days aren’t they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I too late for some wagon wheels?

They’re so small these days aren’t they

Thats good though.

I only have a dainty little mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I too late for some wagon wheels?

They’re so small these days aren’t they

Thats good though.

I only have a dainty little mouth

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I wish I had seen this earlier, I need a new mop

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Am I too late for some wagon wheels?

They’re so small these days aren’t they

Thats good though.

I only have a dainty little mouth

My mate Danny could fit a whole Wagon Wheel I his mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I too late for some wagon wheels?

They’re so small these days aren’t they

Thats good though.

I only have a dainty little mouth

Oh come on now Jennie...behave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine

Slippers

Facemask

Cheers dears x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't a clue what shop it is but I'll have some clotted cream, jam and some scones please

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Back .......

I got lemon puffs, apple turnovers and left.....

It was rammed.

People are soooooooo moody when I shove past and elbow me way out...... Gits.

Think i'll go first thing tomorrow for garden stuff... when it's quiet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A can of the shittest tin of beans pretty please

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"A can of the shittest tin of beans pretty please

I've been, I'm back ....... you are toooooooo late. M8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A can of the shittest tin of beans pretty please

I've been, I'm back ....... you are toooooooo late. M8"

Well my shit tea will be even shitterererer.

Beans on toast without the shit beans

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"A can of the shittest tin of beans pretty please

I've been, I'm back ....... you are toooooooo late. M8

Well my shit tea will be even shitterererer.

Beans on toast without the shit beans

Have you got a cow you could swap for some beans ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A can of the shittest tin of beans pretty please

I've been, I'm back ....... you are toooooooo late. M8

Well my shit tea will be even shitterererer.

Beans on toast without the shit beans

Have you got a cow you could swap for some beans ?"

I got rid of her ages ago

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Shame........ you could have sent her out for beans..

Go to the shitty chippy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shame........ you could have sent her out for beans..

Go to the shitty chippy"

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