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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

 

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two

drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, 'I'm on

this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today..'

The bartender says, 'Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a

drink. In fact, this one is on me.'

As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, 'I would

like to buy you a drink, too.'

The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two

drops of water.'

'Coming up,' says the bartender.

As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, 'I would like to

buy you one, too.'

The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with

two drops of water.'

'Coming right up,' the bartender says.

As he gives her the drink, he says, 'Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why

the Scotch with only two drops of water?'

The old woman replies, 'Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how

to hold your liquor. Holding your water, however, is a whole other

issue.'

  'OLD' IS WHEN....

Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer,

'Pick one; I can't do both!'

'OLD' IS WHEN...

Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're

barefoot..

'OLD' IS WHEN...

A sexy babe or hunk catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the

garage door.

'OLD' IS WHEN...

Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

'OLD' IS WHEN...

You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have

to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN...

You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police

OLD' IS WHEN...

'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fiber today.

'OLD' IS WHEN...

'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.

'OLD' IS WHEN...

An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.

AND

'OLD' IS WHEN.....

You are not sure these are jokes

 

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

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