FabSwingers.com forum: This may be controversial but...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I would rather get a haircut than a blowjob right now

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Not at all . I agree 100%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m that desperate to get my hair done I would trade a blow job for a cut and colour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My hair has now indents on the sides when I remove my headphones!

I've also started to grow a split mullet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This could land me in deep water, so to navigate it carefully - I’m planning on cutting my own hair (giving it time to regrow for when hairdressers reopen) and I’ll take the blowjob in the meantime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, coming from someone who’s high functioning autistic and hates haircuts/hairdressers.. I really want one

Currently I’m looking like one of the hair bear bunch.

Even had clippers delivered Monday to do it myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, coming from someone who’s high functioning autistic and hates haircuts/hairdressers.. I really want one

Currently I’m looking like one of the hair bear bunch.

Even had clippers delivered Monday to do it myself.

Wow. The hair bear bunch takes me back ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been shearing my own and have discovered microwaved water melons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would rather get a haircut than a blowjob right now

Fuck what has this pandemic did to people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, coming from someone who’s high functioning autistic and hates haircuts/hairdressers.. I really want one

Currently I’m looking like one of the hair bear bunch.

Even had clippers delivered Monday to do it myself.

Wow. The hair bear bunch takes me back ..."

Yep. Ginger Afro.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too

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By *atalie..Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

At this moment in time I would sell my soul to have a pamper day, hair, nails, etc

Only thing is I don't have a soul... so I've been told

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Haircut - yes please. I look like a bush

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Started to plan on growing mine, training it and making use of the length. So I'm not that desperate for a hair cut, just a tidy up trim really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d probably get a better chance to get a blowie if I got a haircut first

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I would rather get a haircut than a blowjob right now

Don’t feel bad, I’d much rather give you a haircut than a blowjob if that’s any consolation

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

You can your own.. Its a good job thats what you prefer out of those two choices. Winner.

Although, you can still try your own bj

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

There must be a hipster barber's somewhere that you can go to for both

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"You can your own.. Its a good job thats what you prefer out of those two choices. Winner.

Although, you can still try your own bj

When you said you can do your own, I thought you meant your own BJ

I'd struggle (sans penis

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Haircut and Hollywood wax would be the dream!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d probably get a better chance to get a blowie if I got a haircut first"

That's probably true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can your own.. Its a good job thats what you prefer out of those two choices. Winner.

Although, you can still try your own bj

It's been a year since Covid, do you really think there is a man who hasn't tried self fellatio

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d probably get a better chance to get a blowie if I got a haircut first

That's probably true

Lockdown has been tough on my locks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't you all tie it up in man buns

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Been shearing my own and have discovered microwaved water melons. "

This is one of the richest comments I have ever seen on these forums. So many levels

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would rather get a haircut than a blowjob right now

Don’t feel bad, I’d much rather give you a haircut than a blowjob if that’s any consolation

It's ok Adam, your arse has served me well enough, I wouldn't ask more of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well its a hell of a lot easier to cut your own hair than give yourself a blow job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would rather get a haircut than a blowjob right now

Totally controversial!!!!

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

"I’m that desperate to get my hair done I would trade a blow job for a cut and colour

This. Although I'm half tempted to grow mine now. I had a fade & undercut with the top to about my cheekbone. The fade is now 4/5 inches long and the top chin length. When I tie it back (which I can do now). All you see is black (and grey) and none of my blue hair.

I would give a blowjob and anal for a massage, Mani/pedi.

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By *nickers pants guyMan
over a year ago

Cork killkenny laois Limerick Offaly kildare carlow Dublin Waterford and everywhere else

"I would rather get a haircut than a blowjob right now

Totally controversial!!!! "

I cut my own hair so blowjob wins for me

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Couldn’t get an appointment til the 21st thus giving me time to fit some sexing first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So..

If you were a hairdresser and could autofelate.. that’d solve things?

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I agree too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Couldn’t get an appointment til the 21st thus giving me time to fit some sexing first

21st of April?

I honestly might just buy the hair clipper and do the sides at least!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So..

If you were a hairdresser and could autofelate.. that’d solve things?"

Not quite, I can't do the back of my head

And Fleshlight is almost like a blowjob so not too desperate for that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a hair cut on Sunday, so I'd rather have the blowie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lovense Max 2.

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By *nickers pants guyMan
over a year ago

Cork killkenny laois Limerick Offaly kildare carlow Dublin Waterford and everywhere else

I can cut hair while getting a blowjob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't you just cut your own hair?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lovense Max 2.

£89, I would rather seduce a lady with a cheesecake and coffee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't you just cut your own hair?"

I’ll post the results uk this weekend...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I gave myself a haircut and ended up lobbing off 6 inches. Real inches by the way, not men inches

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't you just cut your own hair?"

I'll get my sister to do it.

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By *ncubus XMan
over a year ago

midlands - glasgow - islands

Never been so smug to be bald pmsl

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By *nickers pants guyMan
over a year ago

Cork killkenny laois Limerick Offaly kildare carlow Dublin Waterford and everywhere else

"I gave myself a haircut and ended up lobbing off 6 inches. Real inches by the way, not men inches

So that's 10 inches so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I gave myself a haircut and ended up lobbing off 6 inches. Real inches by the way, not men inches

So that's 10 inches so

Ah, indeed to be sure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m that desperate to get my hair done I would trade a blow job for a cut and colour

Damn I wish I was a hairdresser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't you just cut your own hair?

I'll get my sister to do it."

Hopefully you're not talking about the blow job now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive got very little hair so id go for the second option as dont want to waste the barbers time ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shhh im a barber

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I would rather get a haircut than a blowjob right now

I cut my own hair. Can’t blow myself. So blowie wins

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

I’m letting my hair grow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m letting my hair grow

No hunting knife shaving then?

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"I’m letting my hair grow

No hunting knife shaving then?"

Haha would you trust to come near yours with it

? ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did my own with clippers last week, hate my hair long

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

I took the clippers to mine this very afternoon in the garden while the wind was blowing the bits away. The blue tits will have something to line their nests with.

Second time for me since the first lockdown and it grew quite long the first time around and I was tempted to keep it and grow it more but the truth is I can fool people into thinking I'm younger with it short!

Should anyone be desperate to self-fellate, I have probably got one of those old washing machine hoses which had an adapter giving a suction fit over a kitchen tap perishing away somewhere.

Don't use a Hoover Dustette. A well read and circulated BMJ report warns that the fan blades are nearer the orifice than expected and some men (particularly those adversely blesssed with a phimosis) have been driven to new lengths by the novelty of the experience and suffered lacerations to the external meatus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m letting my hair grow

No hunting knife shaving then?

Haha would you trust to come near yours with it

? ????"

I was thinking the other way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look like a witch

I might do a Brittany and shave it all off - I'm sick of looking at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be careful what you wish for lol

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"I’m letting my hair grow

No hunting knife shaving then?

Haha would you trust to come near yours with it

? ????

I was thinking the other way"

You’d have to restrain me, tie me up first

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

Go to 'Blow n Go' from Benidorm TV show .Two birds with one stone!

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By *extravagantWoman
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Not a cut, but I certainly would choose to get my roots done. I am getting Indira Ghandi vibes when I look in the mirror.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m letting my hair grow

No hunting knife shaving then?

Haha would you trust to come near yours with it

? ????

I was thinking the other way

You’d have to restrain me, tie me up first

That can be arranged

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

So glad my hair is long and I coulor it myself mrs m x

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"I’m letting my hair grow

No hunting knife shaving then?

Haha would you trust to come near yours with it

? ????

I was thinking the other way

You’d have to restrain me, tie me up first

That can be arranged "

I might put up a fight. Be prepared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m letting my hair grow

No hunting knife shaving then?

Haha would you trust to come near yours with it

? ????

I was thinking the other way

You’d have to restrain me, tie me up first

That can be arranged

I might put up a fight. Be prepared "

Funny girl!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Being off grid for awhile, I kind of like the old waves in my hair retuning (male), the beard is itchy, and giving a few spots, yet it is soft and fun.

However, in the world of convention.....

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"I’m letting my hair grow

No hunting knife shaving then?

Haha would you trust to come near yours with it

? ????

I was thinking the other way

You’d have to restrain me, tie me up first

That can be arranged

I might put up a fight. Be prepared

Funny girl!"

I can try, It’s the thought and the effort I’ll put in that counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go to 'Blow n Go' from Benidorm TV show .Two birds with one stone! "

Haha. I’m sure Kenneth would oblige

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"Lovense Max 2.

£89, I would rather seduce a lady with a cheesecake and coffee!"

Make it a tea and I'm seduced lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haircut and a Blow Dry.

Or that kind of gentle blow my waxer used to give after ripping a strip near the the womanhood;-)

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By *..FirstMan
over a year ago

london

Nope sorry... haircuts are commodity services and easily accessible...

Blow jobs ... not so much.

Would love a suck and go as much as some may like a wash, blow and go... hairdresser just didn’t see it in a similar way.

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

We have a fully functioning home salon now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd still go for the blow job.

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